tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-104155522025-11-13T18:52:14.102-08:00"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!" - Taffy Davenportteh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.comBlogger706125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-74596328846819754162009-05-23T10:25:00.000-07:002009-05-23T10:27:40.584-07:00

But I had to drop in to say "howdy," particularly to the guy burping right behind me at the library. He's waiting for the computer. Five minutes, meester.Anyway, you know the best part of being a gay hooker? Having a female pimp. Seriously, I just sicced her on some crackie who owes me $60 (I'm what you'd term an inexpensive date.)Seriously awesome.

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-13050845685939589222009-04-27T10:51:00.000-07:002009-04-27T10:53:10.584-07:00

I will be 32, and though I have nothing to show for it (and no money to celebrate until the 1st), I am going to have a happy fucking birthday anyway. I've got a roof over my head, a pack of smokes, and food. Others have it worse.

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-75318779716036944962009-02-15T12:18:00.000-08:002009-02-15T12:23:08.099-08:00

I was in the minority camp.  Unlike a lot of small-minded, sanctimonious tards, I actually liked Ellen Tigh:  she was bitchy, catty, drunk, manipulative, pushy, shrewish, super-slutty and dressed way too young for her age -- in short, she was everything I aspire to be.To find out she's not only the fifth Cylon, but one of the cool ones at that, makes me reiterate:  fie on all you haters.  Eat it

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-4796547412877091922009-02-03T09:53:00.000-08:002009-02-03T09:54:41.176-08:00

Short on rent by $250, and must raise it by Friday at the latest.Ideas? Options? You're a creative bunch.And yes, prostitution is probably out of the question...

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I would like to meet Tori Amos. How is this possible? Circles and circles and circles again, I've come full circle with this fabulous bitch. I mean, I'm the guy who sings the first few bars of Mr. Zebra at the laundromat. Huge fan.Where is she? Where can I find her and buttonhole her and give her a big, crazy-people hug? She really needs to open her own theme park, complete with a rickety

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WTF? RawStory, Atrios, DKos -- what is with all my favorite Democratic/liberal blogs and Websites running those tacky sodahead.com ads?And who the hell starts push-polling immediately after an election? I suppose we should be grateful: if, over the past eight years, right-wingers had spent as much time and effort trying to impelement their ideology as they did marketing it, our country would

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Mr. Stafford is picking up the tab for three nights with meals at the hotel for scores of the normally uninvited and overlooked. He’s even promising gown, tuxedo and hair-dresser costs for those most in need. “We just need to get back to caring about one another,” Mr. Stafford told The Washington Post, paraphrasing the Bible: “To whom much is given, much is required.”Mr. Stafford is one-upping

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-78812261035138737242008-11-29T12:07:00.000-08:002008-11-29T12:12:07.483-08:00

I'm posting this, then going back to reading until the bf picks me up from my parents (he's off goldpanning in Yuba Co.) Ann Althouse apparently hasn't stopped drinking since Thursday evening.Bon weekend!

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-50730375670573254892008-11-08T17:08:00.000-08:002008-11-08T17:19:11.988-08:00

No. Absolutely Not.David Brooks, Tom Brokaw, Brit Hume, et alia can kiss the American people's collective ass. The country has spoken, leaving Barack Obama under no obligation to nominate a Likudnik colonialist to head the Department of Defense, a creationist oil lobbyist to the Department of the Interior, or a parks-his-RV-at-Wal-Mart zygote licker to the Supreme Court.We won, bitches. Get

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A long, long, long, nasty, rotten, poisonous past 8 years.Whew.

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Right-wingers are going off their rockers everywhere you look. Recently, Mark Steyn openly admits to copraphilia. Really.He unironically and thoughtlessly quotes a by-the-way amusing David Sedaris piece for the New Yorker in which the latter writes of political undecideds:I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-53063082262687886452008-10-09T15:58:00.000-07:002008-10-09T16:04:19.813-07:00

Eek. Poll numbers not looking so hot. Maybe I can fit in some phone banking this week.Here's another commercial. Not as smart or strong as the last one I posted -- more conventional and paint-by-numbers -- but just doing what I can to keep it fresh:

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DKos's eugene is totally right about this. Now, as I live in modern-day Sodom, my volunteering at a No on 8 office would be silly, but it can only help for me to post this:I suggest that California Rightards visit dictionary.com for the definitions of "unintended" and "consequences."

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Shorter Tom Brokaw: "Sit down, boy!"

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....Or is Charles Krauthammer really, really sick? Just caught him on PBS, watching his grinch-like visage spew excuses for Palin's inability/unwillingness to answer questions, and while he is always pissy, this time his pissy-ness had an extra, indefinable edge to it -- the kind I've seen in people with terminal illnesses who don't have that long to go. Coupled with his feeble and rickety

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Three thoughts:1. From the front page of our local fishwrapping AKA The San Francisco Chronicle: "No game-changing moments in highly anticipated debate." Duh: Most viewers came away with their impressions intact that Biden is a smart if occasionally mistake-prone guy, and that Sarah Palin is in over her head.2. Apropos that last bit: despite CNN polls showing most viewers thought Biden won

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-37905316446277378782008-10-01T10:23:00.000-07:002008-10-01T12:47:06.310-07:00

How can we expect this crafty negress to fairly moderate a debate in which one of the participants is a running-mate to a fellow jigaboo about whom she's written what must surely be a laudatory book? That's like asking Charlie Gibson to interview Governor Palin.J'accuse, MSM!

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-65619160294378392672008-09-27T17:07:00.000-07:002008-09-27T17:10:16.442-07:00

Just in time for Folsom Street Fair!

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-35995534785161761622008-08-26T07:33:00.000-07:002008-08-26T07:38:05.461-07:00

Several thoughts upon "discovering" Robert Stacy McCain's blahg:- His tag reads "Award-winning columnist, reporter, editor, author, bon vivant and raconteur." First, I'd like to know which awards he's won besides a booger-encrusted gold star from Instapundit's crotchlings. Second, I'm sure there's no such thing as an award for a raconteur -- certainly, I can't imagine such an award being doled

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-66962377729173988022008-08-24T08:52:00.000-07:002008-08-24T08:59:33.331-07:00

1. Fucking Outside Lands music fest. All those drunk trust fund bitches gumming up the works on MUNI. I had to walk home from fucking North Beach. NORTH BEACH, GODDAMMIT!2. Why is it that whenever somebody wants to cat-call "FAGGOT!" it's always a) a guy and b) from inside a piece of shit car?3. Shout-out to my homie AG, showin' me love on Facecrack!4. Turns out I'm an amazing cook. I

teh l4m3http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982909927895165627noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10415552.post-74772314697992365062008-08-21T09:59:00.000-07:002008-08-21T10:04:14.098-07:00

And let's move on. I'm thinking about casting for the third Batman movie, just because this one was so good.Obviously, we've got Christian Bale as the Batman and "Alfie" as Alfred Pennywise. My picks for future roles:The Riddler: John LeguizamoThe Penguin: (I like Tracey Morgan in a fatsuit for this one, but am not committed.)Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley: Anne HathawayHarley Quinn: Azura SkyeCatwoman:

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Definitely does not make me want to "womit."And this year's Freedom Camp Golden Cornhole Award winners are:Best Drag Name: Manna MontanaBest Porn Star: Logan McCree, pictured above (watch this SFW vid -- he definitely has the brains to go far in his industry! But seriously, he's dead hot.)Best Comic: Margaret Cho (sorry Kathy Griffin, but you're seriously overexposed. Give Ass Master a

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...Are as follows:Dinah AIDS[In blackface] Harmony GRIDSSharon NeedlesManna MontanaDiscuss...

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Score one to Michelle Malkin. Not because that nasty little clam actually made any sort of substantive point -- when has she ever? -- but because she and her mouth-breathing no-necks have once again successfully muddied the waters to the point where the following is the narrative many media outlets have chosen to take on the issue:Rachael Ray's controversial... scarf?We never thought scarves

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