In this episode the friends are back from hiatus with an explosive expose on the McDonald’s McDouble. Will they get to the bottom of this McTrouble? They also discuss a lot of other hilarious stuff like bad web comics, politics and dementia. Don’t sleep on it!

The friends are back and recording in quarantine. In this episode the friends discuss The Santa Clause (because they can’t stop talking about Christmas), life in the time of Covid, Overwatch fart porn, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Victory – Sour Monkey – 9.5% ABV.

Oh, boy. We’ve been gone for so long, you’d think we’d have a good episode to return on. In this episode the friends discuss a lot of things, make a lot of tangents, and you guessed it, it includes Cap’n Crunch’s syphilitic powdered wig. This week’s Beer Reviews is a cider – Citizen Cider – For Shore Goze Style Cider – 6.0% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss the Wilson sisters, their Thanksgivings, Terri Schiavo, and FAN SUBMITTED TOPICS!!!! (and much more) This week’s Beer Reviews is Southern Tier Brewing – Creme Brulee Nitro Stout – 10% ABV.

The friends are back from a brief break involving illness and business trips, but here they are with their latest Thanksgiving Special! The friends discuss Thanksgiving, Christmas creep and Christmas Creep, okaying boomers, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Third Street Brewery – Sugar Shack Maple Stout – 6.5% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss uhhh boneless pizza, uncrustables, 10 ft. sugargliders, and not much more. It’s mostly uncrustables.

In this episode the friends discuss Matt’s foggy glasses, crystals (JO and otherwise), syrup, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Southern Tier Brewing Company – Cold Press Coffee Pumpking Imperial Pumpkin Ale – 8.6% ABV.

In this sPoOkY episode, the friends discuss spooky scary skelingtons, sassectomies, the riddle “how far can you saw into someone’s leg?”, bone saws, stealing bone marrow, dummy thicc mashed potatoes, Puzzle Pirates, Tetris Effect,  saying “deceased”, homemade hot sauce, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is  Oktoberfest Marzen Style – Connecticut Valley Brewing Company – 5.8% ABV.

We’re late again! In this podcast the friends discuss electronic peely plastic, printed-out URLs, video game nostalgia, embarrassing moments, discount tattoos,  The Hooburrito and other band endorsed Denny’s meals, and much more.

The friends are back in the saddle again. After a lengthy hiatus, the friends return to discuss BEING A WIZARD AND SHITTING AND PISSING ALL OVER THE PLACE, fan fiction, YTMND and its proto-memes, the McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish song, the Bacon Brothers, old MTV, and so much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Nod Hill Brewery – Tiny Yes – Pale Ale – 4.8ABV%.

In this episode the friends discuss Mariah Carey’s Christmas special, their favorite gifts, New Year’s resolutions & affectations, seeing Cupcakke live, Texas Cowboy Steakhouse margaritas, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Ommegang Brewery –  King In The North – Russian Imperial Stout – 11% ABV.

In this episode the friends return from the past, taste test soylent, and discuss, the palpable irony of the Gawker lawsuit, Mount Everest vegans, Saddam Hussein knitting ads, meatspin, the search engine Jesus would use, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Founder’s Brewing Company – ReDANKulous – 2015 Imperial Red IPA – 9.5 ABV.

In this episode the friends travel back in time and discuss penis transplants, g.fast, universal translator, talkin’ to angels, congressional porn, people falling down chutes, train strangers, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Kent Falls Brewing Company – This Isn’t Even My Final Form  – Brett IPA – 6.0% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss Nielson surveys, ad blockers, bad customer service, food apps, pirate birthday celebrations, Becca’s new mom, favorite Christmas songs, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Samuel Smith Old Brewery – 2018/2019 Winter Welcome Ale – 6.0% ABV.

*Disclaimer* This episode was supposed to be episode 22, but got mixed up with 23, now it’s 23. Sorry for the delay, Melissa!

In this episode the friends discuss sexy translators, broken Xboxes, Christmas wishlists, Advent calendars, Slang Dangin’, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Thomas Hooker Brewery – Reindeer Slayer – 8.5% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss the Grinch’s dick (a lot), being a weirdo driver, Jack Skelington’s dick,  ogre cum, strange compliments, peeking neighbors, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Collective Arts -Berliner Style Lime & Ginger Ale -4.4% ABV.

In this episodes the friends discuss Budweiser renaming itself as “America”, Harry Potter’s penis, Game of Thrones, Virtual Reality, Reese’s, old candy,  and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Lagunita’s – Lagunita’s Sucks – 7.85%.

In this episode the friends discuss the sound of a boxed wine squirting, urethral rifling, winter driving, New England accents, Vampire’s Kiss, Mariah Carey, reality TV, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Radiant Pig Craft Beers – TV Party – New England Pale Ale – 7.6% ABV.

In this episode the friends celebrate Squeeaster, talk Red Dead Redemption II, zaddies, Cheez-Its photo box, the effects of different drinks, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is – Pipeworks Brewing Company – Very Berry Abduction – Imperial Stout – 10.5%.

In this episode the friends celebrate Mother’s day, and discuss what’s bugging them, American Girl Dolls, Abilify, Donald Trump’s VP choice, precocious children, transgenders in bathrooms, Talk Sex with Sue, lady Ghostbusters and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Two Roads – Conntucky Lightnin’ Bourbon Ale – 8.5% ABV.

In this episode the friends are in VR awaiting the arrival of a virtual caravan of virtual migrants. They discuss werid texts, braining, dick lights, Resident Evil 4 (including some of those very forgotten scenes) and much more. This week’s beer review is Harpoon – Dunkin’ Coffee Porter – 6.0% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss the nightmare burger from Burger King,  Hootie and the Blowfish, dried hymens, Drizzly, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Applewood Winerty – The Naked Flock Cider – 6.8 ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss holes, knocking before entering, VR Chat, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Ommegang – Game of Thrones Mother of Dragons – 6.6% ABV.

In this sPoOkY episode the friends visit Alex Jones’ haunted house, creepy stuff, the Taco Bell app, Burgerim, whale milk, marzen beers, Bob Vila, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Warsteiner – Oktoberfest – 5.9% ABV.

In this episode the friends go view a live taping of The Pud and The Beautiful where they discuss allergies, Walgreens brands, drinking in bed, boxed wine, wish.com, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Evil Genius Beer Company – Trick Or Treat – 7.8% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss yikes in the yard, lobster roll potato chips, Bowsette, VR Chat, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Wachusett Brewing – Boo-Yeah! – 6.6%ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss old sitcoms, Becca’s awkward gym moment, ASMR, transgender frogs,  Disney conspiracy theories, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Collective Arts Brewing / 18th Street Brewery – Pina Colada Sour – 5.6% ABV.

In this episodes the friends discuss “it going”, The Fly, Jeff Goldblum, Fabio, Country Crock, Clitty Poppers, ICP,  and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Gun Hill Brewing Co. – Tried & True – Oktoberfest Bier – 5.5% ABV.

In this episode the friends are joined by a new guest friend, Evan. They discuss people getting hurt at the gym, car accidents, sharks, cartoon/live action movies,  and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Thimble Island Brewing Company – Beach Bum Barista – 5.75% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss what they did over their hiatus, conventions, Dan Fogler, Uncle Kracker, new phones, roller derby and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Hermit Thrush Brewery – Supah Phunk – Sour Saison – 5.9% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss Mike’s promotion to Junior Temporary Co-Host, what’s buggin’ them, idiots on the internet, Dyson hair dryers, the uncanny valley, bison, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Stone – 20th Anniversary Encore Series Bitter Chocolate Oatmeal Stout – 9.2% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss candles, Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill, Bob Marley Snapchat filters, Canadian weed, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is The Partner Ships – Heavy Seas & Maine Beer Company- Red IPA – 7.25% ABV

In this episode the friends avoid the mummy, and discuss Harry Potter, affluenza, octopus escape, brass monkeying, pulp, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Thimble Island Brewing Company – The Four Horsemen – Double IPA – 9% ABV.

In this episode the friends get into a tiff over the justcartoondicks gold, and they discuss Icelandic accents, the Miitomo app, the DEA considers rescheduling marijuana, Watson, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Stone – Enjoy By 04.20.16 – Double IPA – 9.4% ABV.

In this episode the friends hang out with Tay (Microsoft’s new AI), JustCartoonDicks.com, nurses taking dick pics, Harold’s restaurant experience,  Amazon buttons, and much more. This week’s Beer Review is Maine Brewing Company – Zoe – 7.2% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss vacation, upcoming events (Check out Matt and Sara along with their friend Cassie at the artist alley’s of Otakon and Potterverse the next two weekends), weddings, clitoral growth, 10 second rewinds, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Ommegang Brewery – Queen of  the Seven Kindoms – 6.4% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss Legends of the Hidden Temple, Global Guts, the Hulk Hogan sex tape, virtual reality, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Sam Adams – Nitro White Ale – 5.5% ABV.

In this episode the friends visit Jurassic Park and discuss the Japanese vs USA giant robot challenge, GPS voices, cross-platform gaming, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Dogfish Head – Immort Ale – 11% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss Sport Clips hair cuts, Sirius XM and Spotify Ads, Papa John, agoraphobia, easy online returns,  and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Full Sail -Airstream IPA Unfiltered – 4.8%ABV.

In this episode THE Sammy makes her triumphant return and brings xXxander with her. The friends discuss incels, pyramid schemes, childhood beliefs, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Jack’s Abbey Craft Lagers – Blood Orange Wheat – 4% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss school being out, childhood misadventures, “you guys”, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is The Devil’s Purse – Surfman’s Check ESB – 5% ABV.

In this episode the friends discuss the passing of Bruiser Woods, VR Porn, St. Patrick’s Day, video games, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Dogfish Head – Romantic Chemistry IPA – 7.2% ABV.

This episode is the classic that started it all. We lost the descriptions when we moved so enjoy!

*Note* There are a few minutes of microphone issues

In this episode the friends meet the dancing baby from Ally McBeal, and discuss weekend jail, weird straws, old managers, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Evil Twin Brewing & Omnipollo – Half & Half Lemonade Iced Tea IPA – 7.0 %ABV.

The friends are running and hiding, but can they escape Enrique Ingesias’ love? In this episode the friends discuss odd weather, new cars, bad songs, Yanny/Laurel, flavored lubes and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Kent Falls Brewing Company – Poe’s Law – Sour Ale – 5.5% ABV.

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In this pre-recorded episode the friends discuss, nor’easters, customer service phone calls, self-driving cars, immersion therapy, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Thomas Hooker Brewing Company- Super Duper Double Citra – 8.0% ABV.

Intro/Outro Music is “Starkey” by Koona

In this episode the friends discuss driverless car experiments, canine autism, Sean Paul body-swap movies, Aggretsuko, and much more.   This week’s Beer Reviews is Mash Up The Jam – Collective Arts Brewing – Dry Hop Sour – 5.2% Abv.

Intro/Outro Music is “Starkey” by Koona

Hey everyone! We’re back with a vengeance. After a bit of a host-changing fiasco, I lost the old posts on the website. We still have some of the audio files and will be uploading those as Friends with Benefactors Classic. Thanks for patiently waiting through our lengthy hiatus. It’s good to be back. In this episode the friends discuss flavored lube, HQ Trivia, DASH diets and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is: Baxter Brewing Co. – Prost Secco – Kettle Sour – 5.4% ABV.

DANK!

Intro/Outro Music is “Starkey” by Koona