From a house in the

I Thought It Was a Little Single Engine Jet

2011-09-11T13:27:00.000-04:00

On September 11, 2001 I was seventeen years old and a senior in high school...seventeen years old. I went to high school in Staten Island, New York on the southern tip of Staten Island (here is a map). Staten Island is just south of Manhattan, and for those who may not know the World Trade Center is on the southern tip of Manhattan...that's somewhere between 12 and 15 miles I think.

I was walking to my second class of the day and a friend of mine came up to me and told me a plane had hit the World Trade Center. My very first thought was that somebody has screwed up and hit the towers with a small single engine jet that probably crumbled itself but that the towers were indestructible.

We went into class and sat down. Nobody had any real idea what was going on yet. Our teacher quieted us down and before anything asked if anybody had parents who worked in the World Trade Center. Two of my classmates raised their hands. He asked the two of them to please speak with him outside the classroom. I don't remember who they were, and I don't know if their parents were OK. I can actually still see them raising their hands.

The teacher came back in and gave us vague details. Then there was a PA announcement from our Principal basically telling us that we could stay if we needed to, but it was OK if we all left. Our high school relied on NYC trains and buses...not school buses, so we could just leave. I walked home. You could see the smoke in the sky from my high school.

When I got home I did what I think everyone else did. I turned on the news...I didn't stop watching for days....and I had my hand over my mouth a lot.

I don't know how other people react now, ten years later, to these events. They make me cry whenever I think about it. As I write this the people on TV are reading off the list of those lost. While I wish it was more of an understated ceremony, I am crying.

I was lucky enough not to have lost anyone that Tuesday. I was a bit young to have friends who were responders or WTC workers. I didn't have any family in it either. I did have close calls. My neighbor, Mr. Salatino, I believe he was a fire captain, and I believe he captained the fire-house closest to the towers. He took that day off, for no reason.

My brother lost a high school friend. He was....is a firefighter who went into the towers. He's the only person we know of that got lost. I knew him too.

None of that really matters though. We all lost a lot.

Now, I don't like when people try to make this tragedy solely a New York thing. It's not. I've heard people say you can't understand unless you live(d) here or know the people or walk by it every day. I don't buy into this. It truly is a worldwide thing. However, I will say I believe the emotion I get, the feeling of loss and the feeling of pure sadness, is there because of proximity.

I truly can't put into words just how much everything surrounding this date upsets me. I physically can't think about it without my eyes welling up. It is the single worst thing that has ever happened in my lifetime and was my first real exposure to the world as a dangerous place.

I remember how I felt in the immediate aftermath. They didn't show many of the things that happened down there that day. But in the days and weeks afterwards, if you wanted, you could see some of the details. I've spent a lot of time thinking about how I would have reacted had I been stuck in the floors above where the planes hit. Something that isn't impossible. In 2007 I worked on the top floor of a building across the street from where the WTC was. I think about what I would have done. I've seen pictures of people jumping. Jumping from the top floors of a 90 story building, just to escape what was inside. I don't know if I would be able to do that...I just don't. One picture in particular haunts me. You've probably seen it if you looked, here is a link if you haven't. One man had jumped, and he was on his way down...head first. He looked incredibly serene and peaceful. He probably wasn't, but I like to think he was. He had escaped something much worse.

It's this decision that brings me back to this past May. To when President Obama announced Osama Bin Laden's death. A lot of people cheered. A lot of people smiled. A lot of people said this wasn't right. I have never been one to choose vengeance, or to cheer someones death. It is simply immoral and illogical to cheer someones death. However, in this case...Osama Bin Laden presented these people with a choice, and this man chose to die. Bin Laden caused this to happen many, many times.

I was 17 when this happened. Me and people a generation younger or older had never really been exposed to this kind of evil. We are too young to have seen Hitler or Stalin or Mao. Hell, we were likely too young to know the Polpots and Milosevic's of the world. This was pure evil to us. I had never been exposed to anything like this before. This man, Bin Laden, he was my Hiter, my Mao, my monster. He was the absolute vision of what evil was capable of and I truly hated him. So when it was announced that he had been killed, I smiled and clapped. I didn't go outside and make noise, nor did I join the idiot college kids who were likely 6 years old on 9/11 who were drinking at ground zero. But I smiled, because the most evil man I will ever see had perished and could not do any more harm. His body would disintegrate in the ocean at a slower and less dignifying pace than those on the planes. He deserved much worse than he got.

I also remember discussions I had with friends in the weeks and months afterwards. I specifically remember one night in my friend Scott's backyard. Over some beers we were having a discussion about 911 and the war we were about to have. A few of them said they would gladly join, and would welcome a draft and looked forward to fighting. I told them I've wave from Canada. I guess I'm just not that brave. It wasn't idle talk either. Two of the fellas in that discussion went on to join the armed services. One became an Air Force Pilot and another joined the Army and spent a couple of tours in the middle east. I'm proud to have known them. They are far braver than I ever could be.

I went to the first baseball game in New York City after 9/11. The Mets played the Braves on September 21, 2001. I remember wondering if we were going to get blown up. I recall the snipers on the roof and the dogs sniffing everything and that it took forever to get inside. I remember Liza Minelli singing "New York, New York". I remember the 21 gun salute in left field. I remember the USA chants throughout the entire game for no apparent reason.

The result of course didn't matter much to anyone, or so we thought. After all, it was just going to be an escape. But it did. We had to win. In the bottom of the 8th inning Mike Piazza hit a very, very long homerun off of Steve Karsay (himself a Queens, NY native) to give the Mets the lead. I still consider it one of the greatest moments of my life (i'm balling right now) and NY sports fans list it as one of the best moments ever in NY sports. I've never been to a playoff game, especially not a World Series game, but I can't imagine a crowd can go as crazy as that crowd did. Have you ever seen fifty-five thousand people cry as hard as they can at the same time? I did, at that moment. Here is an article on the game.

I don't know exactly why I'm writing this. I guess I've never had an audience to share it with. I guess I realize a lot of my readers aren't from around here so they might like a look inside my head. I don't even know what I'm trying to express. I'm just intensely sad today. More than I ever thought I would be.

I miss my freedoms. I miss not knowing evil. I miss a lot of things. Oddly, I think most of all, I miss my skyline. The skyline is what we have as New Yorkers. And they took away out most prized part. We are raising a new one, and it will be beautiful. But every time I drive by lower Manhattan on the BQE (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway, just across the water) and I don't see them like I used to, or every time I drive to the Lincoln Tunnel on the Jersey Turnpike and those towers aren't there, I get horribly sad. I used to be able to see them from Staten Island. I'm glad I don't have that reminder every day.

I no longer like the "Never Forget" stuff that goes on. There are football players putting it on their sneakers and people putting it in their facebook status. It is just so pointless now. That doesn't mean you should though. The sentiment is right. We should never forget. Never forget those lost. Never forget what those wonderful, wonderful first responders did. And never forget the unity we had not only amongst ourselve but with the world afterwards.

I love New York.

...Had Better Be Awesome.

2011-09-10T13:55:00.000-04:00

I decided a long time ago that I considered life, albeit cliched, to be very, very short. This led me to the surprising conclusion that I really needed to enjoy it and do what I wanted to do at all times. My theory on life is essentially be nice, be selfish and compromise the two when needed. You are gonna die, and soon...you don't have time to not maximize your enjoyment of every day.

With this in mind I have always been a live for right now kinda guy, the future will take care of itself. It has always kept me in decent enough spirits...but I suppose at some point you need to plan. Last month I made a change for the future at the detriment of now.

Any of you who follow me know it took quite a while to find a job. An alum of my school gave me a chance in mid June to work for his firm. It was a no-fault insurance litigation firm. For those who aren't lawyers, or those lawyers who are fortunate enough to have never been exposed to it...this is the lowest of the low...completely mindless, completely form driven, completely useless mass "litigation". I did not learn a thing and hated the work (though loved the people).

In late July a firm I had interned for in 2008 and interviewed with twice in the 10 months prior called to offer me a job. They are a small corporate securities firm. Corporate securities is one of the two things I wish to practice (the other is intellectual property).

Now, I had worked for them already so I knew their deal. I knew it wasn't an ideal situation. I knew they pay absolutely nothing. I knew they had horribly long hours. I knew for these reasons they have really high turnover, which they don't seem to mind for some reason. I knew all this. What I didn't know was that these would be the easy parts.

I like the work. I'm constantly writing (more accurately, re-writing) SEC filings (think all the letters you heard in law school S-1, 20F, 8-k, 6-k), M & A agreements, stock purchase agreements, employment agreements, board resolutions, etc. This is the stuff I wanted to do. I like transaction work. So, I am learning and the hours do fly by for the most part.

My gripe, and the unknown part of the firm, was my senior partner. There are two partners, Junior and Senior. Senior is the 80 year old who knows all the clients. Junior is the guy who works 80 hours a week actually getting stuff done. Senior is quite literally the worlds biggest asshole. Junior is a nice guy, though defeated.

All the associate live on edge because of Senior. He is that boss that tells you everything you've done wrong and never, ever tells you that you did something right. He nit pics, he insults, he's mean, he yells, he's condescending.

Here is a list of quotes that have showed up on the associates paperwork in just the last 10 days (only two of which on mine!):

"Inexcusable"
"shows 0 thought and 0 effort"
"You can't be serious"
"This is wrong, for a change" (sarcasm)
"A lawyer wouldn't do this"
"This was early, I'm not used to that"
"How could you possible have gotten this wrong?"

He is the worlds worst micro-manager. Junior has been practicing for 30 years, but Senior still has final say and edits on all work that goes out. When he calls, Junior runs. He makes us rewrite all of our work seven or eight times, often "correcting" things he told us to do. I used to think this was just a way to bilk the clients out of billables...now I know he's just insane.

Here is a short and incomplete list of some of the things he has had his secretary get a hold of the associates so that he could tell us:

Don't use paper clips, we use staples
When stapling, make sure the staple is at a 45 degree angle in the corner
Don't put papers down in front of him at his desk, hand them to him
When handing him papers, make sure the text faces him and not towards you
When manually putting track changes on paperwork for him, use red ink, not black

These were the only things said during the phone calls.

Beyond his asshollery, we fear for our jobs. He has a track record of firing people simply because he doesn't like them. The female associates have it worse. He is clearly sexist. We all tip-toe around thinking one mistake will be our last. And with a man who has 2,334 stupid, inane rules...mistakes are likely every day.

So, I'm stuck. I have a job that pays nothing (though the same as the last job), works me 60 hours a week, and has a man who I genuinely wish harm to running things....but it practices what I want to practice and could conceivably lead to a better job at a good mid sized firm with a good salary.

Almost every single day is miserable (Senior is in the office only 3 days a week, though calls from home when he isn't) but I'm determined to muscle through. Within a month I'm going to start applying to firms again. I have to get out of here as soon as possible...but I can't just leave. I have to have somewhere good to go. That is the point. I'm sacrificing now, for the future....something I've never done before. It had better work out...and being a lawyer had better be awesome.

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream.

2011-07-21T16:23:00.000-04:00

Many of the fine folks I regularly exchange 140 characters with share with me a certain affliction. A few of us are insomniacs. My mother informs me that even as a child I never slept. This includes infancy up through adolescents. I suppose it's been a problem for me all my life.

However, for the past few years the problem had dissipated. I was able to lay down in bed and fall asleep with little trouble. I may have taken a bit longer than others, perhaps an hour, but I could plan accordingly and get to sleep.

That changed about a year ago. We'll label last year as turbulent and leave it at that. At one point last June I was awake for 3 days straight. I was absolutely exhausted and sick because of it...but I just could not fall asleep.

At that point I decided enough was enough. I started taking any of the many sleeping helpers (happy-go-sleepy pills) that you can get without a prescription. It was the only thing, at the time, that could get me to sleep.

Over a year later, I am just now trying to get off of them. It's not like an addiction or anything like that. It's just, I haven't chanced not being able to fall asleep since then. I don't know exactly why, but every time it got a bit late and I wasn't asleep, I just took the PMs. Eventually I simply took them every night at ten o'clock that way I could be asleep by midnight or one if I was lucky. Sometimes it didn't work, but usually it did. Three PMs or two cups of the Quil will knock anyone out. Prior to the last few nights, I had not fallen asleep without the aid of some sort of sleeping drug or alcohol before 3 am since last year.

I bring this up because right now I am absolutely exhausted (excuse any errors). For the past four nights I have not taken anything to help me sleep. I have not fallen asleep before 3 AM. I get up for work at 7. So I've had sixteen hours of sleep in span where I was supposed to have thirty-two.

It appears there is nothing I can do about it. My roommate asked the basic questions: are you eating too late? Do you do too much right before bed? Have you considered not watching TV? Perhaps you shouldn't hang out in your bedroom during the day. All the things I've thought of before and tried to remedy. None have worked.

I don't know what it is exactly. As I've discussed here several times, I hate being alone. Prior to last year I hadn't slept alone in over two years. I really despise sleeping alone (I don't like the dark when I'm alone. I suppose that's childish. It's not fear...I just don't like it). I know that when I turn the lights out and teevee off I start to think about all the bad things that have/are/will happen. I tend to think about the past. I know that must play a roll. But I don't do that all of the time and often times I simply don't turn the teevee off at all. Perhaps I'm scared of those thoughts. Perhaps until I have exactly the life/job/relationship I want I will be perpetually terrified of tomorrow.

After all, if I don't go to sleep then the next day can't get me.

A Ghost In Love.

2011-07-08T22:06:00.001-04:00

I just finished reading a book called Ghost In Love by Jonathan Carroll. It was a great book. If you're looking for a wonderful author who writes beautiful fantasy that deals mostly with life after death, fate, love, inter-worldly connections and how we all tie together -- this is your man.

In this story Mr. Carroll developed a character named Danielle who was given the opportunity to choose between living in the present and living the rest of her life as it would, or choosing a time from her past...a moment, an hour, a day, a week...and spending the rest of her life living in that moment, feeling those things...until she died. I won't tell you what she chose -- read the book.

This naturally led me to start thinking if given the choice, what "moment" would I choose. When I sat down to start thinking about it I figured it would be easy, but I was wrong. It's certainly easy to think of great moments in your life, though not all of them. What is much more difficult is thinking of one so great, so fulfilling, so happy...that you'd be willing to live it forever. Just think that through...you'd have to live it forever.

With that in mind, I came up with three possibilities. Don't worry, they are all PG-13 and below.

My first isn't a moment, it is a week. It was 1996, I was twelve and my family went on a cruise with several other families we knew. Each of these families had several children of their own and we all stuck together throughout the trip. I was twelve and so was a buddy of mine there. He had two older brothers...one was fifteen and one was eighteen. There was another family there with a couple of sons who were around fifteen and seventeen.

Despite the age disparities we all stuck together and traveled as a group. As was typical with my parents we boarded the boat, on I guess a Sunday (do cruises start on Sundays?) and said see you Saturday. Our group spent the rest of the week carousing the clubs, Jacuzzi's, swimming pools, restaurants, etc.

What I recall most was a girl we met on the boat. She was around seventeen or eighteen. In fact, she spent the week sleeping with one of my friends who became her sort of "cruise boyfriend". I forget her name but I can picture her like it was yesterday. She was kinda short, which was about the same height as me at the time. She was dark, dark tan with beautiful long brown hair and an incredible body. It was a cruise so she wore only a bathing suit and short jean shorts all week long.

It was special because while Dennis (the older friend) was her "cruise boyfriend" she kind of took me under her wing and pretended I was her other little cruise boyfriend. Now, of course she wasn't actually treating me like she did Dennis, I was after all twelve...but she taught me a lot and made me feel really special. I hadn't had confidence like that in all my life. I did things that week that I'd never done before. I sang karaoke, I stayed out until 3 in the morning with groups of grown girls, smoked a Cuban cigar, I kissed a girl unprompted for the first time, and I'm pretty sure she put me through puberty in one week.

She showed me things that I hadn't known before. She triggered my interest in women and taught the introductory things a boy needed to know. Yes, I was incredibly attracted to her...but it was more than that. She made me feel better about myself. And I think I could spend the rest of my life on that boat with her.

My second is closer to a moment. I remember a morning in bed with my then girlfriend. I will not mention which one it is. I am a bit of a deep sleeper. It is difficult to wake me up in the morning. The only way to successfully do it without getting unconsciously swung at is by moving my head. Just jostle my head a little and I'll wake up. What this makes possible is movement, motion and sound without me waking up.

However, this morning I did wake up...I just didn't open my eyes or move for a while. I suppose I wanted to enjoy the morning coze a little bit longer. What I didn't expect was what is perhaps the sweetest thing that has ever been done for me.

She, believing fully that I was asleep, rolled over and laid on her elbow so that her head was off the bed and hovering above mine. She kept a hand free and stroked by hair. As she did this she started whispering to me. She told me how she loved me so much it hurt some times. She told me that she would do anything for me and that me being happy was all that she wanted. She said that no matter how tough things got, no matter how hard anything ever seemed that we would get through it. She told me she'd never let me leave her. She told me she sometimes worried that she isn't enough, but that she always had and always will, try her best. For the first time in our relationship, she completely opened up and became that sap that already was, and she never could be.

I laid there for a few more minutes pretending to sleep and gathering myself. After a while I pretended to wake up. I didn't want her to know I was listening. She would have been embarrassed. I never told her that I heard what she said. I hope she gets to read this so she can know I was listening. I think I could live those thirty second for the rest of my life.

My final one involves my last girlfriend. We met in 2008 on a law school softball trip to Virginia. We were to ride in the same truck with three of our classmates for the seven-eight hour drive. I remember, prior to meeting her, the driver actually gave me his phone so I could call her to tell her to come down to the truck. It was the first time we spoke.

I am of the taller variety and everyone else in the car was not. I thought this entitled me to shotgun since I'd need to stretch out my legs and back. Another friend of mine, Dan, didn't agree. He threw a kinda fake, kinda not fake hissy fit and sat on the sidewalk saying he wouldn't get in until I got in the back seat. I didn't feel like dealing with this, so I obliged and went into the backseat...next to her. I suppose I have him to thank for everything that has transpired since.

The first thing I noticed about her was her grey-blue eyes. Then I realized she was a living replica of Aphrodite from Botticelli's Birth of Venus (a nickname that lasted). I was intrigued.

We spent the next seven and a half hours flirting playfully. We didn't stop laughing the whole time. She told me about her Rangers fandom, which I am too...and how she was a Padre and Chargers fan. After she got knocked out of a geography based car game...she helped me cheat by looking up answers on her blackberry and flashing them to me when it was my turn. When my back started hurting after hour 4 and I leaned forward to put my head between my knees to stretch...she started rubbing my back for me.

Then we arrived at the softball tournament and we never left each others side. We warmed up before games together, had catches, drank beers, nurtured various clumsy injuries and ate together. I remember her fixing my hair for me Saturday night before we left for the bar.

By the time the ride home started on Sunday we knew what was going on. She drove the first couple of hours on the way home while I slept in the back seat. Then she switched to the back seat next to me. We spent the next 5 hours holding hands and sleeping on each others shoulders. We didn't stop for two and a half years.

I think I could ride in that car for the rest of my life.

So those are my moments. I honestly can't say for certain which one I would choose. Perhaps you can help me figure it out. I would also love to hear what you might choose as your eternal moment. The place where you would stay for the rest of your life if you could.

The Tale of the Douchebag Cops

2011-06-10T19:29:00.000-04:00

My pops was a proud member of the New York City Police Department. I know it's a huge surprise for a mick to be a cop. He started in the 9th precinct (otherwise known as the "shithouse") back when it was famous for being where cops went to get shot. After seventeen or some odd years walking the streets he was able to finagle his way into a sweet fingerprint detectives gig in the 123rd precinct on Staten Island...a wee bit safer.

Anywho, he was the kind of cop who never did anything crooked. He was the kind of cop who hated having a ticket quota and went out of his way to not screw people over. He once told me that he used to go to the local high school and fill his ticket quota there...except he would purposefully write the license plate number wrong or the wrong kind of car on the tickets so that if the kids were smart and read they could just throw it away and forget about it. If they were dumb and didn't thoroughly read it then they simply had less money to spend on drugs or other stupid shit. He reasoned he wasn't taking anything away from parents who had actual bills to pay.

I'm not here to praise my square edges father...my main point is I grew up with a healthy respect for the police department here in NYC. That is what made this past Wednesdays shenanigans so disappointing.

I got home from a night of not drinking because of antibiotics to a nervous and clearly distraught roommate. She called me over asking for advice. Apparently, on her walk home from the train she heard a loud crash behind her only to turn and see a guy on a motorcycle had collided pretty fiercely with an ice cream truck.

Roommate, being trained in CPR and seeing nobody else was willing to do something made the fatal mistake of coming to the aid of the felled bike enthusiast. I'm told he was in pretty bad shape....bones exposed, bleeding profusely and the like. Needless to say he was shocked, so was she, and roommate was simply concerned with calming him down and trying to get him some help.

However, while tending to him he took out a bag of something, handed it to her imploring her to take it. Both of them being pretty frazzled she took the baggie and threw it in her bag so in an attempt to calm him down and get a phone number she could call for him.

After the ambulance and cops arrived she came home. She forgot she had taken the bag and upon remembering, at home, took it out only to notice it was a big bag of drugs.

Roommate, thinking I was somehow competent because I read a statute book or two, waited for me to ask what she should do. I said the hassle free thing to do is flush it down the toilet. I said the "right" thing to do was bring it to the precinct so they can arrest this dude. I would have flushed it. Roommate, being a good and decent human being, decided to bring it to the precinct...I went with her.

We arrive with our big bag of drugs and present it to the guido doogie howser asshole that clearly graduated high school the night before whose uniform didn't even fit because he weighs 125 pounds soaking wet. He had absolutely no idea what to do. He was the picture of incompetence. Not only that but he started lecturing roommate on how you never take shit from strangers and "you should have flushed this down the toilet" ---- never mind that you're a cop and that's illegal and she was just trying to do the right thing.

So he humpty-dumps over to his "superior" "officer" to show her the big bag of drugs. They inspect it for a little while and she comes over to ask roommate the story and does so with a huge bitchy attitude. She then says "why did you bring this here, I have 30,000 things to do". I almost stole her baton to beat her with it.

She then asks roommate for identification, which we understand is necessary, but roommate was really nervous and just wanted to make sure this drug pedaling motorcycle dude wasn't going to find out who she was or where she lived so she hesitated in giving her ID and wanted to ask a few questions to make sure that wasn't going to happen. Well this contemptible and clearly criminal maneuver by my arch-roommate angered said really bitchy cop to the point where she started yelling at roommate and roommate started to tear up. I mean, most drug dealers do usually bring their big bags of drugs to a precinct...so they were right to be suspicious....huh?

I then stepped in and asked the cop, calmy I might add, "why are you yelling? She will give you her ID, she just wants to make sure this guy won't be able to find her". Cop then turned to me and started yelling at me. I fought off the urge to steal her gun and pistol whip her with it and yelled back "calm the eff down" and further explained the situation.

Roommate was assured it's police records and gave them her ID. At which point a third cop and second Doogie Howser reject came over to yell at her for ten minutes about why she shouldn't ever take stuff from a stranger. I mean literally yell. She explained that she wasn't concerned about the baggie, or herself, she was merely trying to calm this severely injured man down and take care of him as best she could. Well let me tell you, this was absurd behavior according to Doogie Howser II and should never have happened.

Finally, afer that douche was done with his lecture, an officer who was actually at the accident came over and treated roommate with respect. He assured her that they needed her information only so the D.A. could get in touch with her and that he could see she was nervous and that she had nothing to be nervous about. He actually knows the injured guy - apparently they go to the same tattoo parlor. The officer told roommate she didn't have to worry about him because he would "personally break his [motorcycle guy] other leg if he tried anything". He also told her she did the right thing....finally.

Needless to say roommate was upset. She was treated terribly because A) she tried to do the right thing and, B) she was scared of a criminal. On the walk home we agreed we'd never do anything like that again. These cops did more bad than good. I'm sure we weren't the first people to be treated that way simply for inconveniencing the cops (ya know, making them do their jobs). I wonder how many people don't report illegal things, or turn over evidence, or turn over dangerous materials simply because the cops will treat them like shit and accuse them of things. These cops acted disgracefully. NYPD cars drive around with the letters CPR down the side and they stand for "courteous, professional, respect" - none of that was present in the 114th precinct.

The One About Moderation Being Mediocrity.

2011-04-15T12:38:00.001-04:00

I shall start, as I should almost any time I speak, by saying I wish to offend nobody. If you fall within the "moderate" group I am about to malign, I apologize. It is not personal. I realize this likely won't be a popular post with some....get over it.

I will state my main point right off the bat. Political moderation (by which I mean the political ideals moderates hold) is hurting America more than anything else and the "respect" given to moderates is overblown and dangerous.

It's simple really. Just because something is pragmatic, possible, and a compromise between two opposing sides...does not mean it is the right thing to do.

It truly bothers me that those who call themselves moderates are automatically given a stamp of approval and looked at as those who have the wisdom to guide us. This is simply not the case. What moderation does is hold us back from completely curing problems or creating progress. The fact is, a great amount of really good policies, no matter which side of the aisle, are politically to the left or right. Just being "in the middle" does not mean something is a good idea.

Look, I get it. Politics is the art of the possible and moderate, pragmatic ideas are what can pass. I am certainly not lobbying for continued bickering or blind disagreement between the left and the right. However, this moderate approach makes for very watered down legislation that rarely gets us where we need to go.

Now, I'm not attempting to insult those in the middle. What I would argue is that those in the middle are there for reasons that tend to lead to bad policy. In my experience, most of those who identify as somewhere in the middle tend to fall in two camps: those who have given up on the political process, and those who are uninformed (there are of course exceptions).

I completely understand being disillusioned and discouraged about the political process. It's dirty, childish and seems to never get anywhere with no change in sight. I've almost been there myself (voted for Nader once...shhhh). However, these are not the kind of people who I want making policy, or deciding who gets to make policy.

Now, I also classified a portion of moderates as ill informed or ignorant about the issues. I stand behind this statement as does Newsweek. Newsweek recently conducted a poll, albeit not a very scientific poll, of different political stances showing that as people from each side of the aisle got closer to self-identifying as "in the middle" they knew less and less about American government and history. This isn't to say moderates are dumber, of course they aren't, but it is to say they are apathetic and less informed (again, there are exceptions, I realize these are generalizations).

Those who tend to study, those who inform themselves, those who are passionate about what our problems are and the solutions to those problems...tend to be impassioned enough to choose a side.

I happen to be a liberal, so I think liberal policies tend to be better ideas. There are conservatives, and they happen to think conservative policies are better ideas. In some instances I am correct and in some instances conservatives are correct. The result of compromise isn't correct merely because it is a compromise.

Obamacare (I hate calling it that because the bill looks nothing like what he wanted) was a compromise and yes it will cover many more Americans but it will likely do so at great expense. Had a liberal policy, such as single-payer been adopted, it would have covered everyone and cut per capita health care costs by about two-thirds. That would have been far superior than the moderate compromise of Obamacare.

::Scratches head trying to think of conservative version of the above::

Alright, I'll give this one a try. I happen to be conservative on the problem of illegal immigration. I think an amnesty program, including earned amnesty, is a bad idea. We tried it in 1986 when President Reagan compromised and agreed to a blanket amnesty with stepped up efforts at border patrol. Obviously, this did not work. A better plan likely would have entailed strict enforcement of illegal immigrant employment laws. Once you dry up the illegal jobs there is no reason for illegal immigrants to come here. This would also reward immigrants coming legally. This policy, I feel, would have been better...but through the art of compromise, we got a watered down version that did little to fix the problem putting it off for another day.

Of course I realize that sometimes a compromise does turn out to be the best policy. For instance, I believe gun control would be best left to each state to determine what is appropriate for their constituents. I don't believe guns should be banned altogether (some people hunt and some towns have a very small police force). I also don't believe guns should be available everywhere (banning guns in NYC would be a wonderful idea, they serve no legitimate purpose). Here, in my opinion, a compromise is the best answer. However, not because it is a compromise, but because it seems like the best policy.

This leads me to a finer point I'd like to make. I believe there is a distinct difference between a "moderate" and an "independent". A moderate wishes to compromise. He/she wants to take both sides of a policy proposal and somehow combine them so we get some mix of both worlds. I believe this leads to mediocre policy and only puts off the problem for a later time and a ballsier legislator who will likely never show up.

On the other hand an independent analyses the problem, chooses the policy that will best cure the problem while disregarding whether the proposal came from the party they tend to agree with. This is the exact kind of person I want making policy. This is how problems are solved. Moderation isn't the answer, political independence is.

On Ineptitude.

2011-04-13T03:11:00.001-04:00

You know those days/nights when you realize you haven't grown as much as you thought you have or that you are not nearly as strong as you had recently been perceiving yourself? Yeah, fuck those. The last couple of nights, particularly between the hours of midnight and 10 am, have been a clusterfuck-my-head-up-fest of epic proportions.

I'm sadly not as able to handle certain aspects of my life, in particular my past, as I want to be and it's beginning to effect my future and that's disappointing.

For the record, here's a list of adjectives I'd currently use to describe myself:

immature
pathetic
confused
small
fucking stupid
self destructive
handsome (gotta be one in there)
fucking confused

So there's that.

I rarely have people in my life who fully understand my very special blend of insane herbs and spices or the reasoning behind it that befuddles even me. Nobody currently in my life has ever gotten there. In fact, there is likely only one person who has ever fully been able to walk the fall corn maze of my mind and come out the other side. Perhaps if I go sit on a half wall by Madison or the swings they'll be there to help me? Probably not.

2011 may be that rebuilding year that I need to go through on my own. Do things by hand, building everything back from the ground up. All wonderful and clichéd metaphors....they have to have lasted so long for a reason, right?

Here's hopin.

Um, which room is liberals anonymous in?

2011-04-08T13:38:00.000-04:00

The Tree has not been political in a while. It had a run of a year or so where it was dedicated solely to politics. Several posts a day, covering the news of the day or just some pet project of mine. It was good...but it was exhausting...so it stopped. I had decided to make this a very non-political personal blog because A) I didn't feel like being "controversial" and B) if you know me, you know I like writing about myself. But, I suppose since politics is important to me, it should play a small role in my personal blog.

So, I will write three political posts over the next week starting with this one. I will begin by saying I'm sure someone, somewhere, possibly (probably) even someone I know and like we'll think I'm an idiot, will be insulted or offended, or disagree completely. That's fine. Just know that for people I know and like, I don't personally judge a person based on their politics even if I think they are wrong. If you feel I've villainized you or your beliefs, I apologize, but I still like you so don't hold it against me. If I don't know or like you, then I don't care if I hurt your feelings, so that's cool too.

This first post will be on defining liberalism. I'm not talking about classic political science liberalism for all you poli-sci majors...I'm talking about modern era big D Democratic party side liberalism and what it still is or at least should be.

I too often see mischaracterizations of liberals and modern liberal politics. It happens on both sides of the aisle, but mostly (and understandably) on the right. Basically, anything that is liberal in this Fox-news, post Woodstock, stuck in Vietnam War, tea-party having, paradigm shifted political world...is considered "far-left" even by those who consider themselves "moderate".

You want to know who I consider to be mainstream liberal? Nancy Pelosi. That is a mainstream, died-in-the-wool, not too far left, not too close to the middle...liberal. Also, she has the largest balls in the Democratic party.

I can see my "moderate" and right-wring brethren sighing now but just listen for crying out loud. I'll make the case and show you.

An example of a far left, progressive liberal is Dennis Kucinich. An example of a moderate Democrat is Harry Reid. An example of a mainstream liberal is Nancy Pelosi. The reason why is simple...the policies they would support.

I'm going have a hypothetical "debate" in my head where these three are on the stage and I ask them to raise their hands for the policies they support. The purpose is to show you the left wing political spectrum.

If I asked anyone who supports registration of guns, keeping social security public, and supporting a progressive tax system (all fairly moderate positions, pretty much pre-requisites for the left side of the aisle) you would more than likely get all three to raise their hands.

If I asked whoever supports the idea of single-payer health care (medicare for all), returning to Clinton era tax rates, (3 percent difference I believe), and supporting gay marriage/women's right to choose (all mainstream liberal political policies that you find in just about every single other first world, purely capitalist, industrialized, western nation) to raise their hands, you would get Kucinich and Pelosi on all. However, you likely lose Reid on single payer, and possibly lose him on gay marriage and some women's rights. I believe he'd support the Clinton taxes.

If I asked whoever supports cutting the military budget by 50%, treating all capital gains as regular income, returning to tax rates of the 40's through the 70's (top marginal tax rate ranging from about 70% to 90%, it's now about 35%), or breaking up large banks who are "too big to fail" (all very progressive policies that are to the left of mainstream) to raise their hands, you would get a gleeful Kucinich on each one, you would not get Reid on a single one, and you might be able to get Pelosi on the capital gains, but likely no others.

See what happened there? As the policies slide on the scale to the left you quickly lose Reid, slowly lose Pelosi and never lose Kucinich. This is the actual political scale of liberalism...not what the media and those who consider themselves moderate or republican would likely lead you to believe. Pelosi, and mainstream liberalism IS NOT far left. They hold basic liberal beliefs, that most other capitalist nations practice, that are in no way fringe politics. They hold some beliefs towards the middle, some beliefs towards progressivism...but are mostly somewhere in between. That's me! You might call "liberals" the "moderates" of left wing politics, lying somewhere in between progressives and moderate Democrats.

Ever since there losses on civil rights and the embarrassment of the Vietnam War the right wing of American politics has done an absolutely astounding and admirable job shifting the political scale to the right. Now, as you'll see in a later post, things that were once Republican policies (the public option was originally Nixon's idea) are now considered liberal and things that were once so far right as to be considered fringe politics (Patriot act anyone?), are now the beliefs held by virtually every nationally elected/campaigning Republican leader.

My point isn't to villainize those beliefs or for that matter Republicans. If you hold them in good faith, more power to you. What I take umbrage with is how I am labeled or regarded in this spectrum. If someone asks me what I am politically I begrudgingly call myself a liberal because I'd say 80% of what I believe falls in line with where Pelosi is, so it's just easier. I do support some progressive policies (capital gains, breaking up banks), some "moderate" policies (Clinton era tax rates) and yes, even some Republican policies (federalist gun policies, immigration, criminal justice), but by and large, I fall in line with mainstream liberalism. But when I do say I'm a liberal, or explain what policies I support, I'm painted as far left or extreme somehow. I do not like this, especially considering it is completely wrong.

I understand different parts of the country feel different ways about things and that it's hard to see from a very liberal district or a very conservative district that this definition of mainstream liberalism is accurate. If I said this to my own brother (him being to the left of Kucinich) he'd yell at me. If I told this to some of you who are more conservative, you'd yell at me. I get it. That's fine. But if you just take a step back, turn off Bill-O and Wolf Blitzer, and look at the full spectrum, you'll see it.

Take Me Out to the Ballgame...

2011-03-31T12:24:00.001-04:00

You always get a special kick on Opening Day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.

- Joe DiMaggio

Today is the most important day of the year...it is Opening Day. And while it is said that today everyone has a chance, as a Mets fan, I know this not to be true. That doesn't matter. Above being a Mets fan, I am a baseball fan. So, while I know in my heart the Mets will falter, likely embarrassingly so, I hold out hope for a wonderful baseball season. It begins today.

I recall opening day in my Little League meant a parade. We would start on the southern tip of the island (of Staten) and march every single team (probably 60 teams) to the field where everyone would crowd the outfield of the DeYoung Field and listen to the national anthem and some director from little league HQ's give a speech. It was fun. However, in 2005, after 17 years of organized ball, I hung up my cleats. Now Opening Day is strictly about the big guys.

Baseball has always been my life. It is my favorite sport to watch, favorite to play, favorite to talk/argue about, and favorite to attend. It is both a thinking mans game and the physically hardest to do. Physicists have written that hitting a moving round ball with a round bat squarely is the hardest single achievement in sport. My sinking batting average as pitchers got better, as well as my transformation from a lead off batter to a relief pitcher, can attest to that fact.

Me, two hours after the Mets lost the last game at
Shea Stadium and therefore missed the playoffs.
Notice the guys 10 rows down doing the same thing as me.

Some of the most fun or moving moments of my life have been spent at a baseball game. I once watched a Yankee game from the dugout while sitting next to Chip and Dale. I once saw John Olerud hit for the cycle. I ran around the bases at both Shea and Yankee stadium...neither of which exist any more. I was at the first baseball game in New York City after 9/11 when the Mets defeated the Braves on a 8th inning Mike Piazza go-ahead HR that made all 55 thousand people cry. I attended the final games at both Shea and Yankee Stadiums.

The sun slowly setting on the last game at Yankee Stadium.
I may hate this team, but I will always love this stadium.

It is a long season, and yes, during the Summer, especially seeing as how the Mets are usually fading at that point, I do lose interest for a short time. But once September kicks into gear and I have to root against the Yankee and the Phillies, and for the Cubbies and the Twins, I get back into it. And the World Series is easily the greatest thing ever.

Alright, a little business right now. Prediction time.

AL East: Boston Red Sox

AL Central: Detroit Tigers

AL West: Texas Rangers

AL Wildcard: Minnesota Twins

NL East: Philadelphia Phillies

NL Central: St. Louis Cardinals

NL West: San Francisco Giants

NL Wildcard: Cincinnati Reds

World Series:

Boston Red Sox over Philadelphia Phillies in 7.

The Cardinals will overcome their injuries and barely fight off the young Reds for the NL Central. The Red Sox will cruise with the best team in baseball. The Rangers will fight off the pesky resurgent Angels. And the Twins will have their annual September surge into the playoffs.

The Phillies will dominate the NL all year. The Giants will not be dominant but will win in a very weak division. The Reds will surprise a few by competing for the Central, but will settle for the Wildcard. The Tigers will pull away late.

The Yankees will not make the playoffs. They cannot do it with only 2 pitchers (Hughes and Sabathia) and if they want Felix Hernandez mid year they are likely going to have to give up Hughes...which still leaves them with 2 pitchers.

The World series will be offense versus pitching at it's purest. The Red Sox stout lineup (with the possible mid-season addition of the current Mets SS Jose Reyes) pinned up against the 4 aces of the Phillies staff. It will go 7, but the Red Sox will win because of Josh Beckett out dueling Roy Halladay, as Mr. Beckett typically steps up his game in the post-season.

Take all that to the sports book in Vegas.

Let's Go Mets! (I USED to sound just like these kids and their accents)

Twitter Be Crazy

2011-03-18T13:51:00.001-04:00

Well, apparently we have a crazy on our hands...or at least a screw loose.

So, instead of explaining the story once an hour for two days I decided to write it in a blog post so I can just direct folks here.

Last night, ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY NO LESS, I received a random e-mail from some person saying our twitter "friend" @fmn1986 was not truthful. I don't know the person who e-mailed me, they got my e-mail from this blog and e-mailed me specifically because they noticed we (meaning me and FMN) were making plans to meet. I was told she was a young college student in Michigan and certainly not the NYC assistant district attorney she claimed to be. I was told she lives in Michigan, not NYC, and she is not married.

After consultation with some members of our twitter family, I spoke (gchatted) with FMN. She admitted the e-mail was true and apologized profusely. I was told by her that she started this story a few years ago as an escape from a bad time and it basically snowballed on her. She would not go into detail over why she did what she did, or what the circumstances were....saying "I can't get into it right now". If her words were true, she is deeply troubled and deeply apologetic (though, also quite dramatic)...but who the eff knows if her words are true.

She could either be continuing to BS me, or is genuinely a confused/troubled albeit loopy college student with a crazy creative mind and a lot of time on her hands.

I have never met her in real life. We chatted via e-mail and texted each other. We made plans to meet a few times but they were always cancelled or something came up at the last minute and we never ended up meeting.

She did tell me that the name she gave out was actually her name. She is a real human being, just not what she said she was. I think she took all her accounts down. That picture on twitter was not her picture. When I spoke to her last night I asked that she send me a photo right now as possible proof she is a real person. She did. I believe it.

I have no idea how she knew a surprisingly good amount about the legal field, or areas where people lived, or how she kept up with the level of detail she did within her story. As I've said to a couple of you, the 1/10th of me that isn't intensely creeped out is kinda impressed.

I did e-mail the person who randomly e-mailed me back, asking how they knew and if there is anything else I should know. She told me she followed FMN too and was confused by all her details, like vacations/jobs (I knew ADA's didn't get out at 5 o'clock)/etc. As creepy as FMN is, this person seems just the same. She apparently did "research" and found out and confronted her or something. I don't fully know and don't plan on finding out. But apparently she was right about FMN because everything is gone.

So, there you have it. Feel free to comment any questions. And FMN, if you read this, you're better off not commenting.

[Edit: I want to point out as a grown adult, I don't take all this very seriously. I find it funny and have been making jokes all day. Though creepy, it's all very amusing. Now, ON WITH YOUR DAY!]

"There are sober kids all over who don't get Guinness on St. Paddy's Day"

2011-03-15T17:00:00.004-04:00

[This is a long post. Feel free to not read, but at least look at the pictures, they're a pain to post. Also, there was a video but because facebook is bad, it didn't work and I erased it]

The last two or three days have completely kicked my ass. That river is wider. I really need some cheering up. Since How I Met Your Mother is for some reason not working, I am going to move on to my next two favorite things...beer and Irish. I'm gonna spend some time going through St. Patrick's Day (fuzzy) memory lane.

It all started as a young'n in college at SUNY Albany where the St. Patrick's Day tradition was Kegs 'n Eggs. Which meant wake up at 6 am and start drinking immediately. The entire University takes part, each bar has a breakfast party, each house has an afternoon Beer-BQ and it's just a general messy affair. But as 18-21 year olds...it was glorious.

My Senior year was the greatest St. Patrick's Day of my life. In fact, that was the greatest two weeks of my life...March 3-18, 2006. It began the weekend of the 3rd when my closest college friend invited about 12 of his friends from home to visit and spend the weekend. I basically lived at that apartment. What resulted was a 48 hour long party, which was incredible. Just, so much fun.

The following weekend was the America East Conference championship game. Albany (us) vs. Vermont. I remember being at Washington Tavern that Friday night and people were discussing possibly showing up Saturday night around 10pm to camp out for tickets to the game. You see, Albany had never been to the NCAA tournament before...but we were the favorites this time to win the conference.

The following morning me and three or four of my buddies headed to the gym to play some basketball. The ball somehow ended up going out an open door towards the football field. When I ran outside to grab it I saw 4 or 5 tents already set up...it was about noon. I walked inside and told everyone to get in the car we were going to Wal-Mart. We were back a half hour later and set up our tent...tenth in line. By midnight that night there were about two thousand people there and probably around 300 tents set up.

You put two thousand college students in tents with the prospect of a big sporting event the next day, you have a party. Each tent had a cooler. Every hundred feet or so there was another stereo set up with a group of people dancing. There were chants of "not a real state" - of course, about Vermont - going on all through the night. The security guards were sharing in the beers. Everyone even behaved themselves.

The next day I was first in line to get into the arena and me and the friends were there 2 hours early sitting in the fourth row behind the hoop. Several thousand people (small arena) chanting "not a real state" and when the dean told us to be respectful, we chanted "we respect you". And then we won and got to rush the court. Some of you may have gone to big schools where big sports happen and this may not seem like a big deal. But to a die-hard sports fan who once signed up for SUNY was resigned to never rushing a court/field, it was one of the greatest moments of my life. I have something in my eyes right now just thinking about it.

Then, the following week me and all my friends were able to attend the NCAA tourney game against UConn in Philadelphia. It was St. Patrick's Day. We arrived early and spent a couple hours in McFaddens Philly before going into the arena. We were the 16 seed playing the 1 seed. We were winning by 11 points with 11:23 left on the clock. This would quite literally be the greatest upset in major American sports. A 16 seed has never defeated a 1 seed. We lost by 13. I still have nightmares about Rudy Gay.

Then we moved on from college and St. Patrick's Day moved to New York City. The day begins at around 9, we have our morning bombs and don't speak to each other until we do. In 2007 we were wondering why St. Patrick's Day isn't treated as Christmas is...so we decided to make it like Christmas. We wrapped "presents" woke up and opened them. My friend Dan (6'4", 250) surprised us with a grown-man onesie.

St. Patrick's Day has always been my favorite holiday. All of NYC gets together for one purpose and all of my friends usually make it. I've shown people their first real St. Patrick's Days and I've shared several with some of my best friends. Below are some of my favorite St. Patrick's Day memories. Some are embarrassing. Some are funny. Some are just special. All make me smile.

2007 - My Fav. St. P's pic of me

2005 - Night Pong

2006 - at the Tourney

2010 - Shutup

2008 - Where's Timbo?

2009

2009 - They be short

2010 - Why? How do you roll?

2007 - I'm 6'1", he's 6"3 - I could see the parade

2009 - I'm an idiot

2008 - Irish and English getting along

2007 - Parade

2008 - Stop interrupting our bombs

2010 - Hate the game.

2008 - Bombing

2006 - Yup. St. Patrick's Day

What's In a Dream?

2011-03-14T11:21:00.000-04:00

I recall last night my last conscious thought before falling asleep was "oh great, my dreams are gonna be fucked up tonight". I had taken some get-to-sleep pills that were not working. This meant at some point I was going to be slipping in and out of consciousness without actually being tired.

I remember at the beginning of my sleeping I had a vision of a ghost coming at me from across a courtyard and it morphed into a black cat and ran into an alley next to me. This scared me to no end and I woke up...frightened. I didn't fall asleep again for an hour and a half.

I don't remember much of my dreaming from last night, just the last few minutes of the last dream. The good news is it was a doozie mentally.

As is probably the case for most people a lot of the occurrences in my dream don't make a lot of sense both mentally and physically. What I mean is things happened that can't physically happen in real life.

I got into my father's SUV with him and my brother and we were on our way to a children's party, sort of like a Chucky Cheese type place. I have a 4 year old niece. We were being followed another car which I presume had my sister-in-law and my niece in it. In our car was to be my mothers family.

My Uncle got in, who immediately started fighting with my Dad. I can't explain this, but I got into it with him...literally. I punched him in the face a few times. EXPLAIN THAT!? I can't...I like that Uncle.

A few missed turns, a few bad directions, a lot of yelling, my brother leaving our car for the other, and a few forgotten people later....we arrive at a bridge overlooking an epic river. And when I say epic I mean it. I couldn't see the other side. And when I say bridge I mean a rinky-dink wooden bridge like one you might think Huck Finn would cross.

This is where the physically unexplainable only-in-a-dream change occurs on the spot. Suddenly, instead of in an SUV with my father and some family who I barely recognize, I'm on a go-kart of some form, sitting in the front seat with my mother.

We turn into the bridge's on-ramp and just as we're about to begin making our way across the bridge two hooks SLAM into the edge of the bridges sides. I look to my left and there is a boat waiting. I realize that this machine I see in front of me is going to draw this bridge so that the boat can pass.

Having now realized we were in for a wait (we weren't, in about 2 seconds the bridge was drawn and the boat was gone ---- ahhh dreams) I started checking on our situation. The kart I was in had one wheel hanging off the edge of the ramp and this made me feel real unsafe. My mother started asking attendant if there was any way across the river without having to use this ramp...she apparently didn't like the looks of it.

Then I turned and stared across the water. And my alarm went off.

So there I was...having been brought to this place by an arguing family, a father trying his best but failing, a mother looking for a short-cut, going from a big SUV to a tiny go-kart, one wheel hanging off the side, my brother having gotten out a while back....staring across what had to be the mightiest river in the world and there was no bridge.

I woke up drenched in sweat.

That final view I had, looking across a bridgeless river...that's how I feel right now. I've extended school as much as I can. The bridge is drawn. It's now time to sink or swim. I'm terrified.

"Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy." - Sigmund Freud

He'd probably have a field day.

Twitter Be Good

2011-03-07T23:17:00.002-05:00

I've been twatting since late 2008. Back then I used it only to plug the old Tree here, (no, the blog, get your head out of the gutter), which was brilliant since I didn't have any followers. I didn't start twatting with gusto© until last summer. I didn't know what was going to happen but I didn't have a whole lot to do, ya know having recently become ~~unemployable~~ a Juris Doctor.

When I mention my twittescapades to friends and the such they either chuckle or mock me. I guess I can get that. In a prior life I probably would have done the same. I guess it's easy to assume these kids and their social networks and their friendbooks and twitspaces are for teenagers and loners. In reality, it's very different. OK, not that different, but shut up and let me blog.

I fully agree 95% of what comes across my timeline slash I type myself is absolute moronic dribble. I know most of what I say is either terrible jokes, inane flirting with strangers, or something about Scotch and boobs. Not exactly Leaves of Grass.

However, there is that occasional intelligible tweet that has meaning. I've had conversations that have genuinely helped me. Also, in tough times, like say during/preceding the bar exam, post bar panic attacks, terrible days, and Mets losses there is a ton of people ready and willing to throw some support your way. This is nice even if it comes from people you've never met in real life.

Even betterer...sometimes you can make an actual real life connection with people. It may be a new NYC drinking buddy (this week!), a bean-town sweetheart who has talked me off a ledge more than once, or a Chicagoan who is willing to have the very frank conversations I can't have with any local people...believe it or not, you can find real life friendships on this crazy thing.

Last week during the Oscars I saw someone complain on twitter about how everyone was live-tweeting the show. Someone else informed them there was a simple solution...turn off the twitter. The original tweeters response? "What, and be alone!?" This may seem pathetic to some...but I get it. I hate being alone. I fear it like nothing else. This is probably not healthy...but while I work on that I have my twitter friends to keep me company, which is nice. There is always somebody there.

There are practical considerations too. I have had leads on jobs because of twitter. I now have connections with people and lawyers in cities across the country. If I need an idea of where to stay or ~~drink myself silly~~ go out for dinner in a dozen different cities, I can simply ask and I'll have an answer in a minute. It's nice. I can ask questions and get answers. For God's sake, I got at least one question right on the barzam because of a lunch break twitter question asked and answered within seconds.

My friends and family can mock and chuckle all they want. Twitter is really silly. But I like my twitter family. They have actually helped me. They make me laugh.

Plus it's a nice platform for me to pretend people care what I have to say. I have a large ego. It needs food.

"that's why you're broke"

2011-03-01T12:51:00.001-05:00

While walking along 53rd street on my way home from skoolz I was approached by the most adorable little college student. Note to all charitable organizations: if you want me to stop for your worker and not pretend I can't hear them over my Ipod, have an attractive female do it. Anywho, she stops me and we have this exact exchange word-for-word:

Adorable Charitable Worker: Excuse me, do you like children?

Me: No, not particularly.

Adorable Charitable Worker: Well, do you have a big heart?

Me: No, not particularly.

Adorable Charitable Worker: Ok, would you like to sponsor a child who really needs you?

Me: Sorry dear, I'm about as broke as that child.

Adorable Charitable Worker: How can you be broke? ::looks me up and down:: You don't look broke. How old are you?

Me: ::not wanting to be the broke 26 year old:: I'm 23.

Adorable Charitable Worker: So why are you broke? Are you a senior?

Me: No, I'm a law student.

Adorable Charitable Worker: Ohhhh, so you're smart...that's why you're broke. Have a nice day. ::turns around and walks away::

So...what? Is everybody in on the joke but us?

The Good, the Bad, and the Confused

2011-02-16T15:19:00.003-05:00

In reading a post by the wonderful and talented Amie I was inspired to document an internal quarrel of sorts that has been brewing in my brain-parts for a while now. While not directly on point with Amie's likely more important thesis, I suggest it is not far off. My conflict involves weighing acting in your own self interest versus constantly doing what, as Amie described, is "the right thing".

I am of two minds in this regard. For most of my life I have followed what I thought was a kind of Kantian theory on "doing the right thing". I have always been absent of religion and thus found my own sense of morality from reason. I simply did what I felt was the right thing...in other words, what I would want others to do in a given situation if I were in control of them and were looking out for the whole world instead just myself.

The benefits of this practice are nice. People generally accept it and appreciate your consideration. Also, you get a heightened sense of self satisfaction from "doing the right thing"...a martyr pride so to speak. However, it does have its drawbacks. Specifically, you don't always get what you want. Life appears to be a zero sum game in the end.

This is where my other mind starts screaming. The little red devil on my left shoulder starts asking where the money and the women are. This inner struggle has festered in me for a few years but has started seriously perculating in the last year or so.

I have been playing Poker for about thirteen years now, fairly competitively. If there is one thing I have taken away from the chaos and game theory of poker it is that your best mathematical chance of winning is to always take the option in your own self interest. My question is, do I apply this to life?

When you look around it seems most, though not all, other people are acting purely in self interest. How are you supposed to "win" if you aren't doing that same? Is it not just like the poker table? Or is the act of "doing the right thing" winning in and of itself?

I have found in recent times I am leaning towards acting in self interest. Life is short and all that jazz and I like having things that I want. Women are pretty and money buys fun things. BUT, I still worry I'm not doing the right thing.

Day 10 - One Picture

2011-02-11T12:11:00.000-05:00

Today is the final day of Huma Rashid's Ten Day Challenge. We did 10 Sekritz, 9 loves, 8 fears, 7 wants, 6 places, 5 foods, 4 books, 3 films, 2 songs and finally, today, 1 picture. I'm going to enjoy today. If you know me, you know I like pictures of me. I had a bit of a debate about which picture to put up. Do I go up-to-date? I wondered if I should put a childhood photo up to capture the innocence of my youth. I wondered if I should make a fool of myself or if I should seduce you wish my masculine masculinity. In the end...I have a favorite picture of me and I went with it.

The picture below is from the February 2007 (wow, 4 years ago already). This is post-college, though I was still working in Albany and living with some kids who were still in school since all my friends had moved back to the city. It's in the school parking lot for some sort of sporting event we were tailgating for. I still look just about the same. Maybe a tad thicker. I like this picture because of how relaxed and content I look. It reminds me of a stress free part of life. 'Twas a better time for all of us. Thanks Huma...was a fun ten days.

Day 9 - Two Songs

2011-02-10T16:22:00.000-05:00

Today is Day 9 of Huma Rashid's ten day blogger challenge. Today I am to list two songs. I will pick my favorite two songs which also happen to be very important songs to me. Once again I will not have an entertaining opening paragraph for you...I am not feeling well and my brain hurts. Enjoy.

1. "Everyday" by Buddy Holly. This is the world's most beautifully simple little song. It flows so smoothly and melodically. It relaxes me. Even the lyrics are simple. He was a wonderful musician. Favorite Line: "Going faster than a roller coaster".

2. "With or Without You" by U2. This is my favorite song by my favorite band in all the world. This song has followed my life. It seems every time important love life events occur, this song is inadvertently playing in the background, whether the events were good or bad. I feel that goes well with the bittersweet message of the lyrics. This has been my favorite song for well over a decade. And no...I didn't learn of it on Friends. I think this is the perfect song. It has a little bit of everything. No song hits me with such passion as the crescendo when Bono is wailing at the three minutes mark. That is my favorite "line" of the song. I get goosebumps every single team I hear that part. That will likely never change. I've seen it live twice...and both times I did not move a muscle through the entire thing. I'm not even sure if I was breathing. People have told me it's very strange the hold this song has on me. It really does put me in a trance. I can't help it. I just go away when it's on.

Day 8 - Three Films

2011-02-09T12:37:00.000-05:00

Today is Day 8 of the Hoomz bloggy challenge. In this post I will tell you which films are my three favorite movies of all time. This time, it will be in a particular order...countdown style. I apologize, I don't have a pithy and/or clever opening paragraph for you to read. It is late and I did a lot of practice questions today and my brain has turned to a fine criminal lawy paste. From 3rd to 1st:

3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  The opening scene to this movie is how I test whether I can be friends with someone. Watch this movie. If you don't laugh at the opening scene, you might as well stop reading my blog. Monty Python is the funniest group of people that have ever lived...bar none. From the Flying Circus to the Meaning of Life and Holy Grail....everything is comedy gold. The Holy Grail is the best of the best when it comes to Monty Python. Watch this scene and you'll see just how amazing they are. Trust me, watch the whole thing. I consider the last 1 minute to be my favorite scene of the movie. "you don't vote for king!"

2. Clue.  My favorite comedy of all time is Clue. It has the wonderful dry and reserved sense of humor that hits me hardest. "To make a long story short"..."too late". I like any move that literally films several endings and includes them all in the final cut. Tim Curry absolutely dominates this movie and if you can watch Martin Mull do anything and not laugh, I'd check your pulse.

1. Almost Famous.  This has been my favorite movie since it came out. I love the cast. I love the writing. I LOVE the soundtrack. I love the costumes. I love Kate Hudson. I love everything about it. I dare you to watch the Tiny Dancer bus scene and not get goosebumps. I challenge you to not root as hard as you can for William to land Penny Lane. Even Zooey Deschanel is outstanding in this movie. It takes place in the exact era of music I would like to be involved in. I would listen to Stillwater. I would pay to see Stillwater. I want to play poker with Stillwater. Lester Bangs should be nationally syndicated now. I just love this movie.

There are so many I had to make a first losers list: Shawshank Redemption, Airplane!, Inglourious Basterds, Billy Madison, Seven, History of the World Part I, Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back, and perhaps after I've had time to think about it, the currently nominated The King's Speech.

Day Seven - 4 Books

2011-02-08T13:25:00.000-05:00

Today is Day Seven of the Ten Day Huma Rashid Bloggy Challenge. I shall list four books that I have read and that I suggest other people should read, for I have enjoyed reading them. Sadly, since I began law school I have a bitter feeling towards the written word. It offends me that it's all up in my face all the time. How am I supposed to enjoy you, written word, if I can never get away from you? I think I have read 3 books altogether since 2007 when this law journey began. No bueno. Also, I don't have my books in front of me here...so I can't just look and see. Sigh. Well, here is my list of four books, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

1. Catcher In the Rye. Yeah, yeah, yeah...very angsty and stereotypical. Shutup, ya phony. I read this book once a year. Mr. Salinger, or J.D. as his friend called him, is my favorite writer of all time. He writes like people think or speak, which is how I write as well. This is the one book I read in high school and it has stuck with me ever since. I love my beaten up old dog-eared copy. It helps remind me I'm not the only one who is crazy and dislikes most other people.

2. White Apples. by Jonathan Carroll. This book single-handedly changed my outlook on life and death. It is an absolute masterpiece. I was never a spiritual person, but this made me one. It has a way of making you look at every day as a piece of a whole and to realize everything you do matters both to you and everyone else. Jonathan Carroll is a beautiful writer. I also like him because he's fallible. I've read about five of his books and three weren't good (though still beautifully written and creative, they just struggled to form a coherent path) but two were outstanding (the other is called Glass Soup). I like when I can see a writer struggling to find the story every once and a while. It helps me relate to them as people instead of this person who's able to write a book when I can't. If I had to suggest one book in the world to others, it would be White Apples.

3. Hearts in Atlantis. by Stephen King. Please ignore the terrible movie that was made based on the book for the purposes of this entry. This isn't a typical Stephen King book. It's not creepy or scary or exceptionally weird. It is still fantasy, it's Stephen King after all, but it's more worldly. It centers around the sixties and the Vietnam war and involves several stories intertwined into one narrative. Plus, I love the sixties...in fact, I wish I was how old I am now, in the sixties. This book is incredible though. Go read it.

4. ~~Prosser on Torts~~ Angela's Ashes. by Frank McCourt. Did you really not think this was going to happen? This is an autobiographical story about a poor Irish family who moved to New York City from Limerick, Ireland. I mean...c'mon! It is full of sadness and dark, Irish humor. It was meant for micks like me. I read it while in Ireland, in particular, while in Limerick. I remember walking down the River Shannon and picturing it as a sad reminder of the horrors these poor Irish folk had to deal with. It was quite the connection. And then I went to a Pub and felt better (I was 15).

Day Six - 5 Foods

2011-02-07T18:59:00.004-05:00

This is Day Six of our ten day bloggy challenge and it will be the easiest day of them all. When I was growing up I was a rather picky eater. A lot of things grossed me out. I didn't eat cheeseburgers, onion rings, grilled chicken, Chinese food, anything mushy, or really anything at all. Family members called me "Timbones" because I was around 140 pounds until I was 14. Though I still can't eat some things (I'm lookin at you Bleu Cheese, salmon, and anything that smells like fish), I am making up for some serious lost time. I eat everything in site now. Well, let's get down to it.

1. Blue Nine Burger. Perhaps you follow me on twitter, perhaps you don't. If you do, you probably have seen me tweet about the Blue Nine Burger. It is my favorite burger in all the world. I have eaten it with people who have had the famous In-N-Out burger and while nobody has said it's better, they have said it is the only thing in NYC that is comparable...which I'll take, having never been to the west coast. I have it with onions and firecracker sauce and then I sleep. It is amazing. I wish I had one right now. Actually I wish I had four right now.

2. Breakfast Sandwich. Oh breakfast sandwich, how I love you. Nothing improves a walk-of-shame like stopping for a bacon-egg-n-cheese on a sesame bagel with salt-peppah-ketchup. It is greasy, fatty, and the most perfect morning treat in all the world.

3. Macaroni and Cheese. Do I really have to explain this? It's good. Done.

4. Steak. I can't not put steak and keep my man card. It just so happens that I love steak. My favorite steak is Delmonico's Mignon (also one block from 10 Hanover Sq). This also happens to be David Wright's (3rd basemen, NY Mets) favorite restaurant. I used to go there once a year for restaurant week because well, that's the only time it's affordable, but haven't been there in a while. Second on the list is the Cowboy Steak from Rare that I have once a year at my friend Secret Santa extravaganza. They are perfectly lean and buttery. You barely have to chew'em.

Delmonico's (the picture is worth clicking,
the detail is beautiful)

5. Steamed Dumplings. We never ate Chinese food growing up. I never had any in college. It wasn't until after college that I tried it and god did I love it. I still have Chang's restaurant from Albany in my phone and will never delete it. My favorite dish to order is steamed pork dumplings. I simply love them.

Day 5 - Six Places

2011-02-06T13:27:00.000-05:00

Today is Day 5 of Huma's ten day bloggy challenge. So far we have done sekritz, loves, fears, and wants. Now I will name Six places that are tremendously important to me. I like this one very much because reminiscing is one of my favorite things in the world to do. Think about it, you can't go wrong. If it's a good memory you are reminiscing about, you enjoy it because it makes you smile. If it is a bad memory, at least it is already behind you. This post allows me to remember important times in my life. It also lets me search around for pictures and such which allows me to waste time instead of studying. I'm all for that. Here they are, in no particular order.

1. South Shore Little League. I know I've talked about baseball a lot so far in these posts, but it really is an important part of my life. South Shore Little League is where I learned to play baseball, spent time with my father, learned how to be friends, learned how to deal with jerks, stayed out of trouble, and had the best times of my life. Every day after school I would come home and do my homework as fast as possible so that when my dad got home at five we'd eat dinner and then both head off to the baseball field whether or not our team (he was my coach) was playing. On any given weeknight there was at least 15 kids there to play in the back fields with and on weekends it was closer to 30. I remember playing suicide (otherwise knows as "asses up"), "running bases", handball, throwball, and even sometimes baseball.

Mr. Tolino at the Field

You see, in Staten Island baseball is kind of a big deal, in particular Little League baseball. My team, the very one I played for when I was 11 and 12, made it to the little league world series in 2009 (see here). I knew the coach of that team, I played with his son. So, during night games the place was filled with at least a few hundred people every night. If you were playing that night, you felt like a superstar. At the end of the year, when all-star games started (that's really what the season was about) there were perhaps a thousand people at each game and I am not exaggerating. I loved that. It really did feel like you were a professional playing in the world series. Lots of people say it's too much pressure for kids and parents take these things too seriously, and they have a point...but I cannot remember ever feeling better about myself than when I was on the field in front of the entire island representing my league. I can remember playing for Mr. Tolino when I was on the 9-10 yr old all stars...he taught me to play second base, the position I remained until I blew out my knee at 15. He was also my fathers coach at that very same little league approximately 33 years prior. He passed away last year, but I will never forget him sitting out in the left field bleachers in his traditional spot. I love that place so much. It is the only place on that horrible island I love. It basically made me who I am today.

2. Waterville, Ireland. I'm not going to talk about this place again. I've mentioned it already. It's the most beautiful place on the planet. You should go there. See 9 Loves post for explanations.

3. Mount. Vista, Pennsylvania. My family didn't do vacations. Instead of trips we spent every summer in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania at Mountain Vista Campground. We had a trailer, a nice one...not like white trash trailer but one meant for camping, that we housed in a giant campground all year round. Each summer, once baseball ended, me and my mother would go up there and stay until the day before school started. My dad would come up on weekends. And then once school started we went up on weekends until November when it got too cold. This place had everything. Hiking, basketball, ping-pong, tennis, swimming, volleyball, badminton, bocce ball, softball, football, bands, summer flames, movies, games, and my summer friends and some family. I made some of my closest friends there and had all my first loves. I had my first kiss with Laurie Markussen when I was 10 years old on the top part of the two level swing-set down by the pavilion.

4. 10 Hanover Square. This is where I lived from March 2009 until July 2010. It is the best place I have ever lived by far and I absolutely love it. It was just a nice apartment building that hosts some of my favorite memories. Not only that but it gave me a wonderful place to go home to every night that I was extremely proud to call my home. My goal in life is to be able to afford to live there once again. Not only that, but it was a block from Wall Street, a block from the South Street Seaport, a block from Stone Street and about 100 yards from my favorite bar in the world. God I loved this place.

10 Hanover Sq.

5. Ulysses Folk House. That favorite bar I mentioned above...that's Ulysses Folk House on historical Stone Street (still cobblestone). It's the perfect Irish tavern. I went their for my birthday in 2009 and had a wonderful time. When I needed to kill an hour and there was nothing on TV I would run down for a pint. On Mondays we would go down for their seafood lunch platter...mmmm lobster. And, because I'm Irish, when I'm pissed off or down, I go to Ulysses, sit at the bar and order a Guinness. They have several genuine Irish bartenders, a wonderful Scotch selection, a great menu, a nice dimly lit ambiance, good music, and a decently calm clientele.

1/3 of the Scotch List

6. The Brooklyn Bridge at Sunrise. I've done this once and it's all I needed. It was an August morning and I've never experienced the city so calm. I think it was around 6 am. These colors don't usually happen in Manhattan...but ever since then I've loved the Brooklyn Bridge. Prior to this I never understood the draw...now I do. The pictures are below.

And your humble correspondent.

Day 4 - Seven Wants

2011-02-05T15:02:00.001-05:00

Today is Day 4 of the Ten Day Challenge. Here are my sekritz, my loves, and my fears. Below I will list my wants. This is a tough list to come up with because, well, I want lots of stuff. I like having things, it makes me happy. You can play with things and playing is fun. I think some people want stuff for other people....I want things for me...because I like to have things. So here are seven things I want.

1. Baseball. Namely, I wish to play every day like I used to. From the moment I could walk until around the age of 20 I played baseball every single day (weather permitting). I loved it. Every time I walk/drive by a baseball field I get a little sad that I don't play anymore. It was the best part of my youth. I loved being on a team and having a common goal with a group of people. I loved the travel, meeting players on other teams from all around the country, and the ego boost that comes from being really good at something. I really want to play baseball again.

2. A Lake house. This passed (past?) Summer I went to Vermont with my cousin and his family for a week to stay at a friends lake house. It was incredible. This place had no TV, no Internet connection, no phone signal (alright, that one bothered me), and no dvd player. It was us, a lake, a lot of food, a lot of booze, and several books. I loved it. Each day we'd wake up and make a huge breakfast, read, then swim in the lake, then eat again, then read again, then swim again, then perhaps hike or kayak or row, then eat again, then drink, then sleep. That is the life I want.

The dock at the lake house.

3. Colbert Report Writer. I really think I can write for the Colbert Report. Back in the day when Colbert wasn't his own show yet I thought I could write for the Daily Show but my style of comedy is a little more silly, immature and adult oriented than what the Daily Show usually brings. It fits perfectly with the zany antics of the Colbert crew. Plus, they work like 6 feet from where I live. I already watch/read all the political news every day on my own and me and my friends sit around thinking of funny skits with each other as characters anyway. I think I could do this and I really want to.

4. A Job. Will you hire me? I really like working. I like being in an office setting. I even like working long hours in an office setting. Anything that gives me an excuse to wear a tie and pretend I hate work at a late happy hour is great by me. I want to lawyer...I really do. I really, really want to feel like I'm doing something. It's just so difficult to get a job. I never thought it would be this way. C'mon, I'm friendly, smart, and look good in a double windsor...won't you give me a shot?

5. Beer Sandwich. Me and my friend Chris have been trying to figure out how to make a beer sandwich that lives up to our expectations for years. No, beer soaked bread/meat doesn't count. It's just not a beer sandwich. If we as a people can put a man on the moon, we surely can make a sandwich out of beer....somehow. This is silly, but I really want it.

6. The Perfect Wifey. Not right now. God KNOWS, not right now. But in the future I want a woman who's everything I want and nothing less. I'll knows it when I sees it. I refuse to settle for anything less. I will never divorce anyone, ever. I won't marry someone unless it seems utterly impossible not to...that's how I'll know. I won't get into what the perfect women is for me, but that's what I want...probably more than anything.

7. Samuel Adams Utopia. For this last one I was bouncing between Utopia and world peace. I eventually settled on the beer. However, this isn't just any beer. This is the strongest beer ever brewed (not anymore) at 27% alcohol! Also, it is illegal in something like 13 states. Samuel Adams is my favorite beer company and this is their most prized brew. Depending on the year prices can run from a hundred dollars to six hundred. The thing is, one bottle is only 24 oz. I can't afford that business. I guess it'll remain a want, instead of a have, for now.

Day 3 - Eight Fears

2011-02-04T15:16:00.001-05:00

Welcome to Day three of the 10 day Blogger challenge. Day One brought with it a list of 10 sekritz, some of which have already gotten me in trouble. Day Two brought you 9 loves, one or two of which have also gotten me yelled at. All in all it's been fun so I thought I would move on to Day Three...8 fears. This is a good one. Fears come from a deeper place than most things. If you really want to know what a person's insecurities or anguish is about, really look into their fears...you'll find it. I propose this will be the most interesting read of the ten days.

1. Gas Masks. This one actually came up just the other day when a friend pulled out his brand new gas mask. He is a weird kid. Generally, I have a little bit of a problem with people in masks, but it is not overwhelming. However, you put someone in a gas mask, or god forbid try to put one on me, I will seriously freak out. To me it is the single creepiest thing on the planet. There is no possible good that can come of ever having/needing/using a gas mask. Everything is bad. Just seeing one makes me really, really uncomfortable. I've never touched one and never will.

2. Blood. This one is probably rather common. I have something called vasovagal syncope. This is a syndrome that causes people to faint via certain triggers. I have two. When I become dehydrated and feel any sort of pain, I can easily pass out. Second, if I give or see someone giving blood I will get light headed. This is the cause of my logical fear. The illogical side arises when I see a needle go into an arm. If on TV I immediately turn my head. However, if I watch something Like Jason movies or Saw I'm fine. Doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Seeing blood purposefully removed from someones body just seems so unnatural that it scares me.

3. Cancer. I can't explain this. Doesn't run in the family. Haven't seen it in anybody I'm close to. I don't know...I guess I just picture it being something that happens to me. See number 7.

4. The Mets. If I never see the Mets win the World Series, that might just be the worst thing that could ever happen. It has to happen, it just has to. This is a genuine fear. It might seem silly, and I suppose it is...but IT HAS TO HAPPEN!

5. Being Alone. And by this I mean just simply being in a room or anywhere really for extended periods of time without the physical presence of another person. When I'm there and I am alone it doesn't seem to bother me as much. It really is the prospect of being alone beforehand that freaks me out. It's not a fear of anything happening to me. Generally, I feel safe all the time. It's just having nobody around to talk to, or help, or interact with...I don't know, it just seems like such a waste. It seems like you don't matter at that point. I always label myself a social person. Perhaps that is just so I don't have to be alone.

6. Women. Yeah, you scare me. If you had any idea how much of the world you control men wouldn't stand a chance. The power you have over me, and all [straight] men really, is beyond any power anybody has ever had over anybody else in the history of ever. Personally, I have been in situations where I was completely and utterly blind to how I was being treated because the women were pretty, smiled nice and tricked me into thinking they were good for me using their feminine form and lady weapons. I consider myself a rather stubborn, strong-minded male and yet still found myself in that situation unbeknownst to me. It's frightening when you think about it.

7. Bad Luck. I'm pretty superstitious for a person who is tends to be empirically inclined. I usually don't believe in things that can't be proven but I swear there is nothing worse than a streak of bad things. Also, I'm a poker player so I am convinced bad luck exists. As a gambler I fear any swings in the card gods. Also, I'm a Mets fan.

8. Financial Discomfort. Growing up pops was a cop and momz was a special aid school aid so while I had everything I needed and some of what I wanted, I could see the financial strain on my parents. My parents made a lot of sacrifices so me and my brother could have stuff. I don't want to have to make any sacrifices. I fear living paycheck to paycheck. And I fear retirement. I know how irritated and stressed I get when I'm financially strapped and it's terrible. I don't know that I could live a whole life like that as my parents did.

Day 2 - Nine Loves

2011-02-03T18:48:00.002-05:00

Today marks day two of Ms. Huma Rashid's bloggy challenge where I am to divulge nine things that I love. Several other wonderful folks have joined in the fun as well. I like this day better than last. Yesterday involved a very strange weighing of what I knew were my sekritz versus what I was willing to divulge publically. I have no such hesitation when it comes to things I love. My only fear is that not listing Huma will bring with it a backlash of Hoomzian proportion. I guess that'll have to wait for the fear day. ON WITH IT!

1. The New York Mets. I know, this is rather stereotypical of a guy to name his sports team as one of his loves...but I really do have a serious emotional connection with this team that goes beyond sports. The Mets are the not-so-lovable losers. They don't have the resources of their city brethren, the pedigree, the history or background, the advantages, or the admiration of their peers. My insecurities lead me to identify with these sorts of problems. I am a first generation college student, first generation lawyer, and first generation move the hell out of Staten Island-er. A few years ago when the Giants won the Superbowl, I teared up, mostly because the Giants are the only team I share with my father, with whom I don't get along. If the Mets were to ever win the World Series (big if!), I would be a balling, blubbering mess. Literally, typing that sentence just now actually made my eyes slightly tear up. This team means the world to me...not just because it's baseball...but because it's me.

2. Swimming. I love swimming. Not like exercisey swimming, but just jumping in a pool or lake and splashing around for a long, long time. I didn't have a pool in my backyard growing up. However, my family spent each summer in the Pennsylvania Pocono Mountains where my campground had a pool. I used to go down to the pool at 10 am and not leave until 5 pm. I was out of the pool for maybe 1 hour in between. Even now, when I have access to a pool I never get out. I sit there and prune up and splash around like a ten year old.

3. Scotch. Yeah, I love Scotch. Yesterday I mentioned a fear of alcoholism, but this is different. It goes to a lot of aspects of my personality. I love socializing. I always wish to be out with people to converse with and there is no better place than sitting and having a drink. I don't believe any spirit conduces itself to debate, sharing, hilarity, or reminiscing more than two fingers of Black Label. I like that it burns a little bit. It lets you know it's there. I love the sophistication of it. It makes me feel better about myself. It's something to be earned. As Roger Sterling of Mad Men, a noted Scotch drinker said, "we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do".

4. Waterville, Ireland. This is the greatest place I have ever been. If I ever become wealthy enough to maintain three residences, I will have one here. I consider it the most beautiful place on earth. When I was 14 I went on a trip through Ireland with my older brother and cousin. We pretty much stumbled upon this place accidentally and couldn't believe what we saw. You can see pictures of it in this post.

5. Blondes. This is certainly not to the exclusion of other hair colored women...but I am an absolute sucker for a blonde girl. It has caused....problems. I have absolutely no idea why that is, or what it is about blondes...but I have trouble saying no.

6. Manhattan. I remember coming to the city as a child and always being amazed. I was sure the only people that lived here were obscenely rich and important. While I now know that not to be true, I think there is a subconscious adherence to that line of thought in my brain. Even outside of that association I love everything about this city. I love that I don't need a car and I can get anything I want, and I mean anything, in under a half an hour. I love that I take the subway with my really famous mayor. I love that there is a place for everything and everybody. I love the way I feel when I'm walking around the streets. I love that if you stay outside for just a few hours you will definitely see something amazing that you've never seen before. I love that everyone has business to take care of and doesn't have time for pleasantries. I love that a lot of the country thinks everyone here wears suits and ties to the office when in fact a vast majority of our workforce are blue collar to the core. Most of all though, I love that I live in a place that to a lot of the world is a grand and impossible place to imagine living, much like I did as a kid.

7. Breakfast. By far the best meal of the day. I think everyone can agree on bacon...so we can move on from there. My perfect breakfast includes: orange juice, tea, unlimited bacon, unlimited toast, sunny-side up eggs, sausage links, blood pudding, and one piece of french toast.

8. U2. This is my favorite band. When their music comes on, I go into a trance. "With or Without You" is my favorite song of all time...go ahead and mock me. When we went on that Ireland trip I mentioned earlier we rented a car and had one cd CASSETTE with us, U2 the best of 1980-1990. I fell in love on those car rides listening to an Irish band while driving by the fields, mountains and pubs of Ireland. I've seen them live twice, once in May of 2004 and once in September 2009 and both were beyond amazing. I know, Bono is kind of a douche...I get it. I love his music.

9. My Friends. I know I mentioned them yesterday but it's worth mentioning again. These people are my family and without them I would not survive. I have a very, very close group of nine or ten people who have been close to me since 2005 and close to each other since 2003. I have never been so comfortable with a group of people like this. I struggle with the idea that some may leave one day, or marry themselves out of regular visits, or move on. But while we are all still together I try to take advantage of every opportunity.

That was easier.

10 Days in the Tree

2011-02-02T21:12:00.003-05:00

So I have not blogged since November. I apologize. I am taking the Bar exam in three weeks and decided the distraction of thinking of hullabaloo to present to you sparkling masses was too much of a burden for my measly mind. That is until Faux Trixie (via the love of my life: Huma) presented something I could blog about where I did not have to think much. THAT.... I can hop on board with.

This Ten day challenge starts with 10 secrets about the Tree (me). Back when I first planted the Tree I was regularly over-exposed in its pages. I would divulge anything and, in fact, did. I even attached my name to it....stupid tree. Nowadays, a tad wiser, a pinch more damaged, and far less trusting...I find myself uncomfortable telling too much. I am scared of people knowing too much about me, namely, people involved in my career. I don't like this. I consider myself open and honest and thus...will take part in this ten day challenge. So, in no particular order:

1. To those who don't know me very, very well I come off as a bit of a class-clown and sometimes even a person who takes important things so lightly as to be considered lazy. I fear a vast majority of my law school classmates think this about me. This actually offends me quite a bit. I am far more thoughtful and passionate than people think and when others don't take me seriously, because I like to make people laugh any way I can, it seriously irks me. I don't really tell people that....mostly because they wouldn't find it funny. It is the thing in the world that bothers me most.

2. I hate children. Like, not just a little bit...but a lot. My main exposure of late has been my almost 4 year old niece and nephew, both of whom I love very much, but both of whom I am more than happy to give back after an hour. I have zero urge to have children....ever. Now this can change, as many of my elder statesman have said it would....but I just don't see it. I want to spend my time and my money on me and my future wife....and that is all. I want to do as much as possible, and while "possible" includes children, they are most certainly to the detriment of everything else in the pie graph of "possible".

3. In my life, up until about 4 years ago, I was never sure that any person ever liked me. That's why I appreciate my college/current friends so much. When I was growing up I spent a majority of my time at the baseball field. My father was my coach, he was on the little league and babe ruth league board of directors and was the all-star team coach. I was always certain that all my "friends" of that era A) didn't like me because they all felt I was only on all-star teams and playing a lot because my dad was in charge, and B) treated me well because they didn't want to upset the son of the guy in charge. Then, throughout High School I went through the regular High School social structure and wasn't treated well. I vowed to be different in college, but the same insecurities always hit me. That changed in the fall of 2005, in my psychology lab. (p.s. I was really good at baseball so eff them!)

4. I lost my virginity on September 11, 2002. Yes, not quite as bad as one year prior...but still, that's kind of inappropriate. Given, in reality it was 3 am of the night prior....but still, technically it was 9/11/02. Not my proudest biographical statistic.

5. I only went to law school so that I could be a sports agent and then made barely any attempt to make that happen. I honestly had no idea what I wanted to do after college. Before graduating with a degree in psychology I was accepted to several quality psychology graduate programs but decided not too long before the December '06 LSAT to attend law school and forgo seven years of psy. schooling. I still hold on to that dream, but I have no idea how to make it happen, and sadly, very little faith that it is possible. And now I'm stuck in a profession I'm not sure I like with no secure path to success within it.

6. I have been in a relationship with someone (3 people) for 5.5 of the past 9 years and have never cheated on anyone. The secret is that I came extremely close to cheating on one of them on two different occasions and was likely only an aggressive move from my counterpart away from it actually happening. I guess that's not much of a secret, but if you know me, you know I'm pretty ashamed of that.

7. On a not-so-completely unrelated note, I have personally ended two different relationships of two years or more including one engagement and almost fatally interfered with another two year-er, by being the other guy. Note, it wasn't just fooling around, all three of them led to those relationships listed above. I used to wear that as a badge of honor, as if I had conquered some guy. Now, having grown a bit, and having now been on the other side of that coin...I see the error of my ways and why that is absolutely nothing to be prideful about. I don't regret having done it, because I loved those relationships...I regret having taken advantage of their personal situations in a way that hurt someone else so much.

8. I have at least two or three major stories that I tell people on a regular basis that are completely, completely made up. These stories are about very serious subjects and I tell them in great, great detail. I tell them often, I tell them in important situations, and I won't tell anyone which ones they are....but they exist.

9. The one and only reason I have not moved to Europe is my friends. They are the one thing I can't live without that is currently in my life. If it weren't for them, THOSE BASTARDS, I would currently live in either France or Ireland...most likely France. I love Europe, I'm not a huge fan of 'murrica right now, and I miss going to the doctor.

10. I don't believe in God anymore. At least, not in the traditional sense. I used to self-identify as agnostic meaning I thought there was a higher power, who cared about us, I just refused to say it was Jebus, or Allah or Vishnu or whatever....because I could never know for sure and as long as God was good, he/she/it would forgive me. Now, I always questioned this belief because I'm very weary of faith so it wasn't going to take much, but the last year of my life has eradicated any belief in a caring and observant God. Nowadays, I believe there is some higher force or power that created everything at the "beginning" and had fulfilled it's duties at that time. Although, on occasion, I still talk to my Grandpa. I figure if anyone/anything up there will listen and care for me, it would be him.

Well, there's that.