it’s the hardest thing about being a unicornTumblr (3.0; @ohmygolly)https://ohmygolly.tumblr.com/<p>&ldquo;Three new heavy elements named&rdquo;</p> <p>long ago chuck norris completely destroyed and obliterated the periodic table&hellip;.<br/> because chuck norris recognizes ONLY the element of surprise.</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/12395998967https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/12395998967Sat, 05 Nov 2011 18:18:27 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/w71wHXLgi6E?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen title="Wilford Brimley's drapes that don't match the carpet"></iframe><br/><br/><p>and he explained things to me in a language i dont understand</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/6389736054https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/6389736054Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:00:06 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfchsApb41qzo4t5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Meredith Jenks to me </p> <p>YOUR BLOG IS MY FAVORITE OF ALL TIME</p> <p>PLEASE ENJOY THIS DRAWING OF A UNICORN I DID.</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/6284811766https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/6284811766Tue, 07 Jun 2011 07:34:40 -0700<br/><br/><p>this is how we do</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/6284754539https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/6284754539Tue, 07 Jun 2011 07:31:31 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leazbzb3BJ1qzo4t5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>welcome</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/2543594711https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/2543594711Fri, 31 Dec 2010 09:31:11 -0800<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leazb1GwYH1qzo4t5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i just flew in</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/2543588812https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/2543588812Fri, 31 Dec 2010 09:30:37 -0800<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leaza5bnrp1qzo4t5o1_500.gifv"/><br/><br/><p>pavlov</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/2543582568https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/2543582568Fri, 31 Dec 2010 09:30:05 -0800<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7q75oO1lO1qzo4t5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>how does reddit clear their mind after a long day of coding? (self.programming) [<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/d5bi2/how_does_reddit_clear_their_mind_after_a_long_day/">link</a>]</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/1010484315https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/1010484315Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:49:00 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68h438VrF1qzo4t5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>stepmom comments</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/867400174https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/867400174Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:33:39 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4u89ajCGg1qzo4t5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>kill all your friends<br/> [<a href="http://uptownalmanac.com/2010/06/translated-your-convenience">via</a>]</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/754337416https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/754337416Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:22:21 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4sh26WAPX1qzo4t5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>you know what i do to sandwiches</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/750520219https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/750520219Tue, 29 Jun 2010 11:37:18 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4sgpfKWxI1qzo4t5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>look who went to a baseball game</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/750497114https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/750497114Tue, 29 Jun 2010 11:29:38 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l46444fzid1qzo4t5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>blog birthday, fruit boots is 2.</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/708446985https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/708446985Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:50:28 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l42ikwtfAT1qzo4t5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When a white horse is not a horse, also known as the White Horse Dialogue, is a famous paradox in Chinese philosophy. Gongsun Long wrote this circa 300 BCE dialectic analysis of the question Can it be that a white horse is not a horse?</p> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_a_White_Horse_is_Not_a_Horse">wikipedia</a></p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/701633272https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/701633272Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:12:32 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3t8zlfQTl1qzo4t5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>fuck off koala</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/684280262https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/684280262Thu, 10 Jun 2010 11:06:57 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3t896NMG01qzo4t5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>klub elektron!</p> <p><a href="http://www.alitedesigns.com/blog/shock-and-eww/">via</a> greg the intern</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/684241837https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/684241837Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:51:05 -0700<p>(05-25) 12:10 PDT Arcata, Calif. (AP) &ndash;</p> <p>Police in one Humboldt County town are warning LSD users to beware after responding to a rash of incidents apparently connected to bad acid trips.</p> <p>Arcata police say the problems began last month when officers responded to a home where paramedics found a 31-year-old man who had castrated himself.</p> <p><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/05/25/state/n121015D00.DTL">article</a></p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/634805546https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/634805546Wed, 26 May 2010 09:21:00 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l18b0napQk1qzo4t5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>t-rex</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/538262554https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/538262554Wed, 21 Apr 2010 06:33:59 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l17a131Z5x1qzo4t5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>exploding knees</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/536901142https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/536901142Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:15:03 -0700<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kidos4hN1qzo4t5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>over 1.4 mb</p>https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/506069143https://www.tumblr.com/ohmygolly/506069143Thu, 08 Apr 2010 10:10:36 -0700