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		<title>See? I told you it wouldn&#8217;t take 3 months this time! (Not that you cared.)</title>
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Um. Ok, 4 o&#8217; months. Sheesh. 
The long story short version: 
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		<title>Just listen. Then you can yell at me for being completely absent.</title>
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If you like, and want more, go listen to Nicholas Megalis. If you live in the Cleveland area, go see a show. 
More about what I&#8217;ve been up to coming. No, really. In less than 3 months. I swear it.
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		<title>A quick note because I&#8217;m (easily?) impressed.</title>
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		<title>Lish, in repose.</title>
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		<title>Ode to mayo and sausage biscuits&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Stochasticity!</title>
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		<title>Are all the kids this dumb?</title>
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		<title>Cheez Whiz!</title>
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Beau Nasty : Loverboy :: Cheez Whiz : Parmesan. 
I mean, it was a BRILLIANT analogy, even if I do say so myself. But it was hard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s all about time and energy.</title>
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		<title>Oh dear, Amy. You have issues, girl, issues!</title>
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