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Meowbert: Making the iPhone camera look incredible

2009-06-09T15:59:47+10:00

My brother in law and order and my sister stayed over this weekend, right, and while I was out doing something incredibly important (manicure, oval-shape ala Mad Men, OPI in Big Apple Red. Yes. I do stand by what I wrote about girls who wear red nail polish in Air Kisses) my brother in law takes a photo of de la bert kicking it on his ottoman. And I had to share it with you. Because it's so great. Annoying...

Fruit. Tweet. Bert.

2009-05-03T18:39:52+10:00

Fruits, hello! I hope you're all exceptionally well and watching Mad Men and embracing matte pink lipstick. Because that's what an awesome person would do.Watch Mad Men. And wear lipstick. But maybe not if they're a man. Thought it was time I delivered some fruitastical updates. 1. I bought a delightful blue vase from a garage sale today. It's a real winner. 2. I now have a fortnightly column in The Sunday Telegraph. It is on arts and crafts, and...

'Sbeen a while, hasn't it Fruits?

2009-01-06T17:04:35+11:00

But you know why. It's not because I don't care for you anymore. And I promise it's not because you spilled nail polish on my new dress that time. It's because of my daily blogging at primped, which being my Real Life, Full Time, Rent Paying, Shoe Buying Job, thieves all of my blogging energy and love and ideas. It's funny, you know... (Funny weird, not funny like this photo of Meowbert writing his blog, bertybeauty) ...I wrote the "Farewell...

High fashion, high turn over of blogging, high times.

2008-09-09T14:49:13+10:00

If you're wondering why I haven't been posting this week, well, I have been.... Just not here. See, I blog daily over at PRIMPED now (I write about exactly the same nonsense, promise), where we're furiously covering the Spring/Summer 09 collections daily, discussing important things like Posh's glorious new pixie crop, Marc Jacobs' sweet schoolgirl plaits (not on him, that'd be creepy, I meant on his models) and the lovely tangerine eyeliner on this ravishing young creature. It's fun. It's...

Git down to Salon Nwah

2008-09-01T09:15:29+10:00

On another note (F Minor) don't forget to sign up to Primped for a trip for you and a friend/boyfriend/psycho detox maniac pal to shimmy on up to the Golden Door for five nights (a prize worth roughly as much as my car financially, and as much as Donald Trump's car mentally/physically).

Primped.com.au awaits your mouse clickery

2008-08-19T03:41:48+10:00

And I’d write more, but probably you’re not going to read much more anyway, you’re just going to go to shuffle up to your url bar and type in www.primped.com.au and see what I left definitely excellent gig at Harper’s BAZAAR to do, and what has caused me to slowly morph from a gym-going, green tea drinking, non-bread consuming type into a twice-a-day java fiend, referred to behind her back as The Breadonator, who prefers to eat small chocolate treats...