fruitybeauty

The blog that led to Amazing Face!

2011-06-21T09:05:15+10:00

Well. Would you look at this. Someone has finally remembered to post on fruity! As usual, it's because said Someone is flogging something. That's right, I've bought into the carob-covered lemon business! A delicious treat for those times when you can't be bothered baking your own, or when the kids are hungry and you don't have any lobster to feed them, or when friends drop round and you've been busy sewing jumpers for your Alpacas all day and had no...

Annual update. Sadly, that's not even a "joke" title.

2010-04-29T13:43:59+10:00

I am terrified of coming to fruity these days. It's like she's going to yell at me for being such a bad mother and never visiting her or feeding her or sending her her favourite soft drink of choice, Passiona. And she'd be right to yell. I never visit! Terrible mother! Off with my head! Or at least a couple of fingernail tips! We all know why, though: it's because I am a traveling gypsy, and those bells aren't going...

Meowbert: Making the iPhone camera look incredible

2009-06-09T15:59:47+10:00

My brother in law and order and my sister stayed over this weekend, right, and while I was out doing something incredibly important (manicure, oval-shape ala Mad Men, OPI in Big Apple Red. Yes. I do stand by what I wrote about girls who wear red nail polish in Air Kisses) my brother in law takes a photo of de la bert kicking it on his ottoman. And I had to share it with you. Because it's so great. Annoying...

Fruit. Tweet. Bert.

2009-05-03T18:39:52+10:00

Fruits, hello! I hope you're all exceptionally well and watching Mad Men and embracing matte pink lipstick. Because that's what an awesome person would do.Watch Mad Men. And wear lipstick. But maybe not if they're a man. Thought it was time I delivered some fruitastical updates. 1. I bought a delightful blue vase from a garage sale today. It's a real winner. 2. I now have a fortnightly column in The Sunday Telegraph. It is on arts and crafts, and...

'Sbeen a while, hasn't it Fruits?

2009-01-06T17:04:35+11:00

But you know why. It's not because I don't care for you anymore. And I promise it's not because you spilled nail polish on my new dress that time. It's because of my daily blogging at primped, which being my Real Life, Full Time, Rent Paying, Shoe Buying Job, thieves all of my blogging energy and love and ideas. It's funny, you know... (Funny weird, not funny like this photo of Meowbert writing his blog, bertybeauty) ...I wrote the "Farewell...

High fashion, high turn over of blogging, high times.

2008-09-09T14:49:13+10:00

If you're wondering why I haven't been posting this week, well, I have been.... Just not here. See, I blog daily over at PRIMPED now (I write about exactly the same nonsense, promise), where we're furiously covering the Spring/Summer 09 collections daily, discussing important things like Posh's glorious new pixie crop, Marc Jacobs' sweet schoolgirl plaits (not on him, that'd be creepy, I meant on his models) and the lovely tangerine eyeliner on this ravishing young creature. It's fun. It's...