Fuck Your Fashion

2011-01-28T14:36:00.000-08:00

wow its been a minute! Sorry folks for the absence! Lets get on with the hatred of idiotic fashion!

Check out these pants, they are so crappy it makes the wearer look like they shit themselves..

Where did they come from? I don't understand why these are considered fashionable! It does nothing for the shape of a woman and resembles a diaper. I'm sure we wont be seeing this trend back in style in another 20 years.

Politically Correct Fashion?

2010-07-15T21:36:00.000-07:00

Androgyny is in (again) and the fashion world is awkwardly blending into itself. 2010 is has been about recycling the past decades of fashion and then raping it of a sexual identity. Women everywhere are trading in their stilettos for brown oxfords and chopping their locks into short boyish styles. Men are experimenting with eyeliner, growing bangs and stomping down the runways in skirts. Its all of the fugly from the 1970's but more intense and dark.

Why is the fashion scene suggesting that men and women switch roles? Can it be a female empowerment or a way for men to get in touch with their feminine side? I can't answer that but I can say it looks awful!

Hermes Runway^^

We have pop icons like Rihanna, La Roux and even Lady Gaga to thank for inspiring this 2010 scene. I'm so over it. This trend is taking the fun out of being a woman and making men seem unappealing on so many levels.

From the masculine shoes to the trousers...I'd think I was in the presence of a college professor not a fashionista. Gag! Oh and it gets better, Raf Simons Fall 2010 mens collection is all about skirts. Yes this androgynous style goes both ways! Ladies now that your boyfriend is prancing about in a luxe skirt and your trotting the streets in your pleated trousers, can you see the irony?

Well to make the best of a bad situation, you can run into your fathers closest and steal some of his shitty looking sweaters and become the trendiest girl on the block. Literally a fashion steal!

Knights in Shining Armor?

2010-07-10T14:53:00.000-07:00

So boys everywhere seem to have the desire to adorn themselves in rhinestones and sparkles...Everyone from the ghetto drug dealer to the awkward jr. high school boys are wearing it...but really the question is not who..its WHY!?

It's possible this trend is the aftermath of the Guido look and their EdHardy clothing. For some reason orange skin and too much hair gel is cool among the party going youth. Especially now that its glamorized on reality shows. I can appreciate sub culture and its fashion, but when I'm shopping at Bloomingdales I want to see real men's clothes not this trashy bedazzled shit.

Dear Men,

If your trying to attract attention wear a watch with diamonds (or CZ). Its a way to have your iridescence and still ensure your masculinity. Another way to have the look without the lameness is get a money clip with rhinestones on it. Theres nothing wrong with being flashy but in excess it will repell women, unless your looking to attract a guidette...

Take this advice if you dont want to end up like the cast from Jersey Shore

Rampant Rompers

2010-07-05T16:06:00.000-07:00

Rompers! Fun!

Yes, in theory...

Rompers are hot hot hot this summer but has anyone realized that just because its in doesn't always mean it looks good?

When a gorgeous woman walks around with a 'faux f.u.p.a' (fat upper pussy area) its a real turn off. Its nice to see the shape of her body not covered in a designer potato sack.

Heres one: by Juicy Couture

How can we get past this disaster!? Don't be the one who wakes up in 10 years and says "what was I thinking!?" Observe, this look sucks on everyone. Accept it, move on.

Try a romper that shows off how gorgeous you really are (duh)!
Cinched waists or a tie in the back are simple, feminine and flattering. Considering this year is all about mixing fashion from the past 5 decades its best to keep it simple and have fun with your accessories.

This is how it should be done:

This jumpsuit has clean lines that fit the model and delicate feminine accents to define her shape.

Erin Fetherston^^

For a more casual look this khaki romper fits the body and is airy and fun, great for the beach or a lunch date.

Michael Kors^^

You can always add a belt to create a waistline

Alice and Oliva ^^

Going Nude this Summer

2010-07-02T11:44:00.000-07:00

Nude tones are to be found everywhere this season. From light pinks and beiges to deep browns everyone seems to be wearing skin over their skin. I truly like this trend because of the bare illusion it causes, but in excess it can make the wearer look washed out and bland.

Exhibit A:

This Lanvin dress makes the model appear like a dried up mummy raised from the dead! Well maybe not that bad, but life-less indeed.

For those readers who are extremely fair skinned, a word of caution when wearing white. The whole white on white can have the same muting effect. Not flattering. Theres nothing wrong with white accents just sport it in moderation.

^^See where Im going with this?

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However I do give an A+ for wearing those nude heels.

FACT: A shoe that matches your skin tone makes your legs appear longer.

I'm hoping this nude trend gets taken so far that people just start walking around naked!

Statement Trousers?

2010-06-30T21:56:00.001-07:00

Before I speak (type) just look.

I have honestly seen better dressed women in mental hospitals. Are these role playing outfits for Candy Land on Crack? Sadly it is the vision of world famous designers

including Bernhard Willhelm and Alexandre Herchcovitch. This is a Summer 2010 trend and I don't see the point, unless your into rocking clown chic.

Im not against using color as self expression in fashion. Just when wearing a trouser like this what the fuck are you trying to express!?

Tone it down and stick to one bright color, you'll get positive attention and keep children from crying.

Hot Pants

2010-06-30T15:48:00.000-07:00

This summer I cant walk out of my house without seeing butt cheeks! This Gaga inspired trend is rampant and not everyone should be rocking this look. Lets face it as cute as this style is you cant go out in public without being perved on or gasped at. We dont all have supermodel bodies and unless your in the bedroom only stick legs can get away with this look.

But if you must wear this look (this summer heat is unbearable) pair your tiny shorts with panty hose. Think the type of panty hose the Hooters girls wear. Don't their legs always look fantastic? Heres their secret, which is also what dancers wear as well. The Hooters girls wear tights with a high gloss appearance. For everyday Black shear tights or nude will do the trick.

Beware of this trend wear it wisely or face the consequences

First Post/Gucci

2010-06-30T13:27:00.000-07:00

Fuck Your Fashions First Post! Welcome to the blog that will point out the fail of all genres of Fashion. It is easy to get caught up with trends and looking good. Luckily, here at Fuck Your Fashion we are the voice of reason to point out the fuck uppery in gray hearted fashion world. You will thank us later.

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I would like to kick it all off with Gucci. Gucci's 2010 Fall/Winter ready to wear womens collection is a big let down. If you saw these garments without the famous "Gucci" name on them, would you want them?

This collection reminds me of my grandmother, Fashion Bug and Staten Island. Seriously what are they thinking? These lifeless styles are very unflattering to the model. Im Sure that woman is a size 0 and in those outfits shes looking like a size 8. The lines are awkward and pointless. What a disappointment for the upcoming season. And if these clothes don't look good on a super model, who will they look good on?! Save your $2,500 and the embarrassment.

On the other hand, Gucci's Mens Collection for Fall/Winter is gorgeous. Its easy to appreciate the the contrast of styling here. The different styles blend together to create the perfect balance. I am a fan of the leather jacket, suit and man bag. The best of all worlds to create an edgy new look. Seeing the white pants is refreshing as well. I never agreed with the whole "never wear white after labor day" rule. It looks like Gucci may have been inspired by the Twilight trend. Their model looks scruffy and rugged but as feminine as ever...hm just like Edward.

Recap:

Women: stay away from Gucci the fall/winter unless you want to look like a whale in a thrift shop.

Men: wear Gucci for this upcoming season (please). Or at least get your inspiration from this collection.