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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:35:45 -0400

(via alicia)

Choo?

If so, gesundheit!

Tubing Fail

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:44:08 -0400

Tubing Fail

"Birther" Soldier: Obama not U.S. born, can't send me to Afghanistan

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:17:36 -0400

"Birther" Soldier: Obama not U.S. born, can't send me to Afghanistan:

robot-heart-politics:

thesmarttart:

“U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook is seeking a federal court order to stall and eventually prevent an upcoming deployment to Afghanistan. In the 20-page document — filed July 8 with the United States District Court, Middle District of Georgia — Cook’s California-based attorney, Orly Taitz, asks the court to consider granting his client’s request based upon Cook’s belief that President Barrack Obama is not a natural-born citizen of the United States and is therefore ineligible to serve as commander-in-chief of U.S Armed Forces.”

How patriotic… and get a load of who is representing him.

*siiiiiiiigh*

How did someone this damn dumb become a Major in the U.S. Army? Further, what mail order business did Oily Taintz get his law degree from?

People are nuts.

Fork Lodged in Dog’s Brain Way undercooked.

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:28:48 -0400

Fork Lodged in Dog’s Brain

Way undercooked.

"Defending your judicial record against Qs from Senators is like defending your thesis before a panel..."

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:14:55 -0400

“Defending your judicial record against Qs from Senators is like defending your thesis before a panel of chimps in professor clothes.”

- Anonymous Liberal

Cake Wrecks: This One’s For The Ladies I really hope this...

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:57:00 -0400

Cake Wrecks: This One’s For The Ladies

I really hope this photo was taken at the Johnson Space Center.

Make: DIY Bulldozer This is for you VB.

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:56:21 -0400

Make: DIY Bulldozer

This is for you VB.

We have Guinness. Repeat. We have Guinness. Life is good.

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:21:05 -0400

We have Guinness. Repeat. We have Guinness.

Life is good.

Yes, it is a lovely day for a Guinness. I’ll enjoy one (or...

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:42:46 -0400

Yes, it is a lovely day for a Guinness. I’ll enjoy one (or two) in an hour or so when I fire up the grill.

9gag:Fxxk you, Ahmadinejad

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:34:29 -0400

9gag:Fxxk you, Ahmadinejad

David Foster Wallace tells it like it is

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:41:57 -0400

toldorknown:nictate:

Excerpt from a commencement speech given by DFW in 2005.

“In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an outstanding reason for choosing some sort of God or spiritual-type thing to worship — be it J.C. or Allah, be it Yahweh or the Wiccan mother-goddess or the Four Noble Truths or some infrangible set of ethical principles — is that pretty much anything else you worship will eat you alive. If you worship money and things — if they are where you tap real meaning in life — then you will never have enough. Never feel you have enough. It’s the truth. Worship your own body and beauty and sexual allure and you will always feel ugly, and when time and age start showing, you will die a million deaths before they finally plant you. On one level, we all know this stuff already — it’s been codified as myths, proverbs, clichés, bromides, epigrams, parables: the skeleton of every great story. The trick is keeping the truth up-front in daily consciousness. Worship power — you will feel weak and afraid, and you will need ever more power over others to keep the fear at bay. Worship your intellect, being seen as smart — you will end up feeling stupid, a fraud, always on the verge of being found out. And so on.

“Look, the insidious thing about these forms of worship is not that they’re evil or sinful; it is that they are unconscious. They are default-settings. They’re the kind of worship you just gradually slip into, day after day, getting more and more selective about what you see and how you measure value without ever being fully aware that that’s what you’re doing. And the world will not discourage you from operating on your default-settings, because the world of men and money and power hums along quite nicely on the fuel of fear and contempt and frustration and craving and the worship of self. Our own present culture has harnessed these forces in ways that have yielded extraordinary wealth and comfort and personal freedom. The freedom to be lords of our own tiny skull-sized kingdoms, alone at the center of all creation. This kind of freedom has much to recommend it. But of course there are all different kinds of freedom, and the kind that is most precious you will not hear much talked about in the great outside world of winning and achieving and displaying. The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and awareness, and discipline, and effort, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them, over and over, in myriad petty little unsexy ways, every day. That is real freedom. The alternative is unconsciousness, the default-setting, the ‘rat race’ — the constant gnawing sense of having had and lost some infinite thing.”

I suppose there is much irony in the fact that I’m reblogging this just before heading to an AT&T store to wait in line for an iPhone.

9gag:Price Sticker Placement Fail

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:40:00 -0400

9gag:Price Sticker Placement Fail

Hydrogen-powered Riversimple Urban Car unveiled, makes your...

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:37:40 -0400

Hydrogen-powered Riversimple Urban Car unveiled, makes your hybrid green with envy

The GMC Pacer lives!

insertname: Sesame Street Fighter (via J!nx) Oh, hell yes! One...

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:11:06 -0400

insertname:

Sesame Street Fighter (via J!nx)

Oh, hell yes! One each for me and my boys, please.

lunchbagart:Aang

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:33:02 -0400

lunchbagart:Aang

"Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb...."

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:25:17 -0400

“Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn’t go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination.”

- Robert Fulghum (via julie911)

Land of the Lost Review

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:29:04 -0400

Two hours of my life I’ll never get back.

vb: robdjohnson: smartblonde: President Obama and White House...

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:02:05 -0400

vb:

robdjohnson:

smartblonde:

President Obama and White House staffers aboard Air Force One gather to check out the most recent pug pictures posted on smartblonde’s tumblr. (Official White House photo by Pete Souza)

I think President Obama just got Rick rolled.

Nah, I’m guessing they’re catching up on Family Guy or South Park. Reblog with your caption.

A soon to be former White House staffer searches for “2 Girls, 1 Cup”.

shawnblog: BATTER BLASTER (via shawnblog) I’m guessing...

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:33:40 -0400

shawnblog:

BATTER BLASTER (via shawnblog)

I’m guessing these were right next to the Mayonnaise Cannons.

US fisherman hooks live missile

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:54:00 -0400

US fisherman hooks live missile:

A commercial fisherman in Florida had a lucky escape after netting an unusual catch - a live air-to-air missile.

Long-line fishing boat captain Rodney Solomon reeled in the missile in the Gulf of Mexico, about 50 miles (80km) off Panama City in Florida.

What bait was he using?