tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48230719065968907062024-12-18T19:32:55.946-08:00Funny Twitter TweetsTwitterBirdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11473340064809494216noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4823071906596890706.post-9063655029181673322011-01-31T20:31:00.000-08:002011-01-31T20:42:01.213-08:00

Not everything has to mean something. Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. Whatever you find hardest to do, do with all your heart.  it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left. Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box. Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make

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If you don’t have any idea that somewhere, somebody loves you, you’re STUPID I don't want to be your whole life, I just want to be your favorite part. Through all the pain and tears, you're still the one I love. I don't love you for what you are, but who you are. You were always there to love me, when I didn't even love myself.  What on earth did I think about all the time before

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Tears are million words and feelings that mouth can't tell. Love is like war. Easy to start. Hard to end & impossible to forget. Your heart belongs to someone you've yet to meet. I can honestly say, you’ve been on my mind since i woke up. Loving you I learned easily but learning to forget you is taking time. When you really LOVE someone: age, distance, height, weight, is just a damn

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The minute you think you're going to lose something, it suddenly becomes the most important thing in your life. It's not the situation…… it's your reaction to the situation. The only people you need in your life… Are the ones that need you in theirs. Life isn’t fair…It’s just fairer than death that’s all!! Satisfy with what you have cos heart never says i am fulfilled. Happy are those who

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These two words will open you many doors in life... "pull & push". I am an excellent house keeper. Every time I divorce, I keep the house. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. Love is like heaven but hurts like hell. If at first you don't succeed, cheat,

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The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone. Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up. What you are is a question only you can answer. Never compare your inside with somebody else outside. Keep cool and you command everybody. If you want creative workers, give them

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"Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow." -Doug Firebaug "The soul would have no rainbows if the eyes had no tears" – Native American proverb "To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them"  ~ Montesquieu "If you want the present to be different from the past, study the past." ~ Spinoz “Things are beautiful if you love them.” ~ Jean

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Because-of-twitter im able to stay awake in class Because-of-twitter i have new crushes.. Because-of-twitter I always have somethin' to do Because-of-twitter My mind only goes in 140 letters xD Because-of-twitter im so distracted in yearbook Because-of-twitter you're allowed to follow celebrities without being a stalker. ;) Because-of-twitter  I write my

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Beauty's only skin deep...but love goes way down to the heart and soul. Dear heart, fall in love when you're ready, not when you're lonely nourish my HEART with UNCONDITIONAL LOVE Love is the answer at least for most of the questions in my heart love comes from the heart not the mouth. Heal my heart and make it

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If I had a dollar for everytime my wife told me I wasn't listening... I don't really know where all this money came from Dance like the picture's not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Tweet like no one's following. If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care. Twitter is a only place, where you don't feel awkward

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