Incentives are mentioned below.

Designation                : Junior girl friend (trainee)

Experience                 : Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

other requirement      : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age                            : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross (Monthly):

·      2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
·      Bike rides each duration 1 hour
·      trips to National Highways
·      5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
·      Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
·      Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
·      2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
·      Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability
and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:

1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above-mentioned conditions.

There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. To the email address via mail

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected

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EFFECTIVE JANUARY 1, 2009

NEW OFFICE POLICY

The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!

to half……

This is the future performer  ???

Height of cost cutting

Cost Cutting

Boss is not here

In a meeting Training Coffee  break

Before noon on weekend Ready for getting off work Tomorrow is a holiday

Got today’s target from boss Tough target

Find impossible to meet boss’s requirement

OT for 2hrs OT for a whole night

Being notified to OT on weekends
Meet with ‘Sorry-I-Don’t-Know’clients Made mistakes in work

Little achievement Frustrating things happens

Finance person doesn’t give the money:

Being advised NO RAISE this year

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a physiotherapist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. One Small Smile

1 – The M (Manager), giving a pleasant smile every time he sees you.

2 – The TL (Team Leader), busy in scheduling work for you….. And busy in his world

And In between its YOU, who struggles with all the WORK…?!!

The perfect picture is given below…… {Team leader — YOU — Manager}

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Team leader                                YOU                                 Manager

Life is like that………….

“Saints”

But now they are called.. ” IT professionals ”

2 ) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:

“If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”

3. ) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present.. Its just that,

One loves too much, And

the other loves too many,


4. ) Employee:

Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS:

Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

5. ) Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as

GOD ,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6. ) What is a Fear?

Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams…!

7. ) Useful

Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!


8.) Girl:

Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper:

Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!”

Girl:

That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!


9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an… opening for you…! “

Applicant:

What is it?

Interviewer:

Its called the “door..!”

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee…. . Leave them to us