I know what you do after lunch Break

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The first gift is Strength…. … may you remember to call upon it when you need it

The second gift is Beauty …….May your deeds reflect its depth

The third gift is Courage….. . may you speak and act with confidence and use courage to follow your own path.

The fourth gift is Compassion ……..May you be gentle with yourself and others. May you forgive those who hurt you, and yourself when you make mistakes.

The fifth gift is Hope ….. Through each passage and season, may you trust the goodness of life.

The sixth gift is Joy ……. May it keep your heart open and filled with light.

The seventh gift is Talent …… May you discover your own special abilities and contribute them toward a better world.

The eighth gift is Imagination …… May it nourish your visions and dreams.

The ninth gift is Reverence ….. May you appreciate the wonder that you are and the miracle of all creation.

The tenth gift is Wisdom…… . Guiding your way, wisdom will lead you through knowledge to Understanding. May you hear its soft voice.

The eleventh gift is Love ……..It will grow each time you give it away.

The twelfth gift is Faith …….. May you believe.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away  feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.

4. It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don’t go for looks, they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other’s shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,you’re the one smiling and everyone around you is crying…

It´s easy to come up with a mental catalog of all the ways in which that person could change to be less annoying, domineering, passive-aggressive, arrogant, etc.-but the fact is, you can´t change anyone but yourself.

Here are some tips about how to help yourself cultivate more friendly feelings. It´s quite a strain to hide feelings of dislike;  if you can manage to change your feelings, you´ll be much happier. It´s hard, but not impossible.

1. Seek contact. This is a bit counter-intuitive. If you don’t like someone, you probably feel like avoiding that person, but because of the psychological phenomenon known as the mere exposure effect, we tend to like people better the more we see them.

2. Do nice things for that person. “We prefer to see those to whom we do good than those
who do good to us,” as La Rochefoucauld observed.

3. Give that person a brief touch. Subliminal touching, i.e., touching a person so unobtrusively that it´s not noticed, increases people´s sense of well-being and positive feelings.

4. Lighten up. Joke about whatever annoys you, and if you can manage it, laugh about it with that person, or poke fun at your own reaction. Nothing neutralizes bad feelings like a good laugh.
This can be tough, however.

5. Act friendly. We think we act because of the way we feel, but often we feel because of the way we act. So act the way you want to feel. This is uncannily effective-just try it.

6. Resist criticizing that person. When you voice your complaints, they assume a solidity in your mind that´s hard to eliminate. When your thoughts remain unspoken, they can more easily be changed.

7. Remember happy shared experiences. Recalling good times elevates mood and will help warm your feelings.

8. Be grateful. Reflecting on reasons to feel grateful, instead of reasons to be angry or annoyed, will help change your view.   We think we act because of the way we feel, but often we feel because of the way we act.  So act the way you want to feel. This is uncannily effective-just try it.

2. A group of Kangaroos is called a mob.

3. A young Kangaroo is called a Joey.

4. Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards.

5. Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.

6. The smallest bird in the world is the Humming Bird. It weighs less than 1 oz (or 28g).

7. A bear can run at speeds of up to 30 miles per hour (48 km/h).

8. Elephants are the only animal that can’t jump.

9. Polar bears are left handed.

10. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

11. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

12. Tigers have striped skin not just striped fur.

13. Reindeer eat moss because it contains a chemical that stops their body from freezing.

14.The coyote’s scientific name (Canis Latrans) means ‘barking dog’.

15. Snakes can see through their eyelids.

16. A Woodpecker can peck 20 times per second.

17. Woodpeckers don’t get headaches from all that pecking. Their skulls have air pockets to cushion the brain.

18. The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees.

19. Butterflies tast sensors are in their feet. They taste their food by standing on it.

20. Katydids have ears in their front legs.

21. The strongest animal in the world is the rhinoceros beetle. It can lift 850 times its own weight.

22. Flamingos are pink because shrimp is one of their main sources of food.

23. The flying frog uses flaps of skin between its toes to glide.

24. The slowest mammal on earth is the tree sloth. It only moves at a speed of 6 feet (1.83 meters) per minute.

25. The Chameleon’s tongue is as long as its body.

26. The Chameleon can focus its eyes seperately to watch two objects at once.

27. The Kangaroo’s ancestors lived in trees. Today there are eight different kinds of tree kangaroos.

28. Flamingos eat with their heads upside down to strain the water out of their food.

29. Many snakes never stop growing. That’s one reason they must shed their skin.

30. The Artic Tern flies from the North Pole to the South Pole and then back again to spend summer in each place.

31. The black bulldog ant from Australia is the most dangerous ant in the world. It stings and bites at the same time and has killed humans.

32. A hippopotamus can stay under water for up to 30 minutes.

33. The Basenji is the only dog which does not bark.

34. Armadillos, opossums and sloths spend up to 80 percent of their lives sleeping.

*Idiotic ‘Millionaire’ Contestant Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever*

*Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?’*

NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.’

It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing ‘the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.’
After being introduced to the show’s host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
‘Which of the following is the largest?’
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large? *

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
‘Hmm, oh boy, that’s a toughie,’ said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. ‘I mean, I’m sure I’ve heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.’ Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50.
Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
‘Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!’ exclaimed Evans. ‘Darn. I think I better phone a friend.’

Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

‘Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I’m on TV!’ said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. ‘Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds Hun.’
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.

‘Come on Betsy, are you sure?’ said Evans. ‘How sure are you? Puh, that can’t be it.’
To everyone’s astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend’s advice and pick ‘The Moon.’
‘I just don’t know if I can trust Betsy. She’s not all that bright. So I think I’d like to ask the audience,’ said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favour of answer C, ‘The Moon.’ Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
‘Wow, seems like everybody is against what I’m thinking,’ said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. ‘But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let’s see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I’m going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.’

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, ‘The Moon.’

*This one is actually better!!!*
**Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’ For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’ The next day someone stole it.*

*Caution . . . They Walk Among Us!*
*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted …. ‘Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said …’where???’*

**They Walk among us!!*
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but ‘didn’t think’ she’d ‘get sunburned because the car was moving’.*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!**
My neighbour has a lifesaving tool in her car it’s designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot …*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!**
My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount …. *

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!**
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, ‘Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?’ I had to explain that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned…*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! **
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived
yet?’…*

**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!**
While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. ‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6
pieces.*

**Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!**

*
**Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce* *… and** ** vote!*

I afraid I will not be able to make it to the office today. I opened my front door and there are 20 inches of snow outside. I am attaching a photograph to prove it to you.

Your honest employee.

20 Inches of Snow

Sheikspear said, “Circumstances never change we change”

Well, it’s pretty apparent, isn’t it? And every person who discovered this believed (for a while) that he was the first one to work it out. We become what we think about.

Conversely, the person who has no goal, who doesn’t know where he’s going, and whose thoughts must therefore be thoughts of confusion, anxiety and worry - his life becomes one of frustration, fear, anxiety and worry. And if he thinks about nothing… he becomes nothing.

How does it work? Why do we become what we think about? Well, I’ll tell you how it works, as far as we know. To do this, I want to tell you about a situation that parallels the human mind.
Suppose a farmer has some land, and it’s good, fertile land. The land gives the farmer a choice; he may plant in that land whatever he chooses. The land doesn’t care. It’s up to the farmer to make the decision.

We’re comparing the human mind with the land because the mind, like the land, doesn’t care what you plant in it. It will return what you plant, but it doesn’t care what you plant.

Now, let’s say that the farmer has two seeds in his hand- one is a seed of corn, the other is nightshade, a deadly poison. He digs two little holes in the earth and he plants both seeds-one corn, the other nightshade. He covers up the holes, waters and takes care of the land…and what will happen? Invariably, the land will return what was planted.

As we all know, “As you sow, so shall you reap.”
Remember the land doesn’t care. It will return poison in just as wonderful abundance as it will corn. So up come the two plants - one corn, one poison.

The human mind is far more fertile, far more incredible and mysterious than the land, but it works the same way. It doesn’t care what we plant…success. ..or failure. A concrete, worthwhile goal…or confusion, misunderstanding, fear, anxiety and so on. But what we plant it must return to us.

U see, the human mind is the last great unexplored continent on earth. It contains riches beyond our wildest dreams. It will return anything we want to plant.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

5. Go into a *beep* room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly “There’s no toilet paper in here”.

6. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!”

7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

8. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out

10. Set up a tent in the camping department

11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.

13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?

14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

15. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

16. Randomly put boxes of things suck as condoms and tampons into people’s carts.

17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.

18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.

19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field

20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.

21. Try to get people to race you across the store.

22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.

23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get

24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up

25. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.

26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.

27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.

28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.

29. TP the entire store.

30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc.

31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.

32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re
playing.

33. Test brushes and combs

34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.

35. Take bets on the battle.

36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.

37. Follow people.

38. Play with the price scanners.

39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.

40. Play with the automatic doors.

41. Make a pillow fort.

42. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.

44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.

45. Put a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

46. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

47. Two words. Marco Polo.

48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s

49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.

50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

51. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.

53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

54. Change all the calculators to say “hello” and “Bob Hesse” upside-down.

55. Burn something.

56. Bring a lot of hammers/scrap metal and make a “Custom Swordmaking” stand next to the last checkout counter.

57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.

58. Walk off with people’s carts.

59. Pretend to be a Jehovah’s Witness and attempt to convert everyone, including employees in the store.

60. Dress like you’re Amish and start rollerblading around the store.

61. Sing loudly. Badly. Or better yet, try to rap.

62. Pay for something like a pack of gum with a bad check when there’s a really long line of people behind you.

63. Somehow get a motor scooter. Race your friends around the store.

64. Throw things from aisle to aisle.

65. If there’s a produce department, poke and touch all of the fruits and vegetables.

66. Leave all the freezer doors open.

67. Switch price tags to make it look like a grill is $.99 and a bag of candy is $499, etc.

68. Release a cage of mice, a snake, etc. into the store.

69. Charge people to park.

70. Egg the security trucks.

71. You know that door-thingy for carts with the plastic flaps hanging down instead of an actual door? Go through it.

72. When you get in trouble, accuse them of being prejudiced against non-shopping carts.

73. Do the Macarena or the Cha-Cha Slide in the middle of the store.

74. Pretend to be blind and insist that the dog is there to help you get around, not to wreak havoc in the pet department.

75. Light a candle, and make smores.

76. Breakdance.

77. In the electronics department, start a mosh pit in front of a boom box or stereo with a few of your friends.

78. Play basketball in the toy section.

79. Dress up as Santa and let little kids sit on your lap. (Especially in the middle of the summer)

80. Charge parents for a picture.

81. Sing the national anthem into a karaoke machine.

82. Pretend to be an F.B.I. agent.

83. Ask the security guards if they have guns. If they say yes, refuse to believe them until they show you at which point you run away screaming “He’s got a gun! He’s got a gun! Run away!”

84. Duct tape things to the floor, walls, etc. that don’t belong there.

85. Walk up to people and start laughing. Then walk away like nothing happened.

86. Go to sleep on the floor.

87. “Accidentally” knock over displays.

88. Put on hats, gloves, and scarves and pretend like you’re absolutely freezing.

89. “[insert local sports team here] sucks!!”

90. In the parking lot, pretend to be in an unmarked police car and point a black hair dryer at passing cars.

91. Act shocked when they don’t have some totally obscure item in stock. Like a Korean pop C.D. or something.

92. Talk like a valley girl and act dumb and see how long employees can stand you. “Like, ohmigawd! Like, where is the mascara? I sooo like, totally need it tonight!”

93. Ask for directions to Kmart.

94. Scream “look at that!” and see how many people look at where you’re pointing.

95. Shoot rubber bands/hair ties at customers

96. Flirt with middle-aged and older employees. See how they react.

97. Run around in circles until you fall down.

98. Dip tampons in Kool-aid and throw them at people

99. Anything else in general that could get you shot, arrested, questioned, kicked out, laughed at, killed, stared at, or confuse, annoy, or injure other people

100. Have a friend push you in a shopping cart while shouting the British are coming! The British are coming!

101. Paintball Battle!?

102. Open a model train, set up the tracks and sing “I’ve been workin’ on the railroad…” as loud as you can.

103. Set the fire alarms off.

104. Have a BMX race.