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All i want you is to be courageous

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:28:00 +0530

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

Special yoga for highly stressed students

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:26:00 +0530

Special yoga for highly stressed students Sit on your chair bend your head back Close your eyes slowly Completely relax & say . . . Bhaar mein gayi degree!

Three Extremely Rude Things To Ask

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:26:00 +0530

Three Extremely Rude Things To Ask.. . . . A Man’s Wage. . . . A Women’s Age. . . . And… . . . A Student’s Percentage…!

The Shortest Relationship

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:25:00 +0530

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:20:00 +0530

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

A Good Teacher Is Who

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:19:00 +0530

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

I Will Wait ..

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:10:00 +0530

I Will Wait ..

Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ..

Or

The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..

Most hurting Line by a true Love:

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:10:00 +0530

Most hurting Line by a true Love:
If U will leave me,
I prOmise U will cOme back Once
with ur OPEN EYES to see my CLOSED EYES..!!

And i shall find some girl perhaps

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:09:00 +0530

And i shall find some girl perhaps, and a better one than you,
With eyes as wise, but kindlier, and lips as soft, but true,
And i daresay she will do

4getn u is hard 2 do

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:08:00 +0530

4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don't 4get, we're gr8 2gether.

3 words

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:08:00 +0530

3 words
"i love you"
Can mean everything
Or nothing at all.

1 stone is enuf to break a glass

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:08:00 +0530

1 stone is enuf to break a glass,
1 sentence is enuf to break a heart,
1 second is enuf to fall in luv..
& 1 sms is enuf to keep relation in touch..
Take care!

Rearrange These Words

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 20:23:00 +0530

Rearrange These Words
1) PNEIS
2) HTIELRS
3) NGGERI
4) BUTTSXE...
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Did You Read:
Spine,
Slither,
Ginger
&
Subtext ?? =P

If Not . . . =D
Naughty

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 20:21:00 +0530

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 20:19:00 +0530

Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Hole‘s Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up & Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Glass

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta haidouble-meaning-sms, Double Meaning SMS, Double Meaning Hindi SMS, double meaning messege, doublemeaning sms

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 20:17:00 +0530

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 20:15:00 +0530

smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D

It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 20:12:00 +0530

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

Betty Botter bought some butter

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 19:55:00 +0530

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!

Six sleek swans swam

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 19:53:00 +0530

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

One-one was a race horse

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 19:52:00 +0530

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

I scream

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 19:51:00 +0530

I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

BOY-excuse me

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 18:45:00 +0530

BOY-excuse me
GIRL-yes
BOY-R U a dictionary???
GIRL-NO
BOY-but should be a dictionary coz U have given meaning to my LIFE..

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 18:44:00 +0530

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

Having a good laugh with a friend like

noreply@blogger.com (Dhiraj) — Tue, 6 Sep 2011 18:43:00 +0530

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.