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Best Wishes SMS Text Message

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:04:00 +0000

Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho

Tu jo chahe teri rahon me ho

Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankhon me ho

Khush Kismati ki hr Lakir tere hathon me ho

******

A Prayer Can Go Where I Cannot Go.

Through Prayers I Can B With U

Without Being There.

I May B Miles Away

But My Prayers Will Always B With U.

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ALLL THE BEST

******

Are you hungry? Neva mind I have two bowls,

1 for wishes and 1 for luck.

Wishes are mine and luck is yours.

You can take it or leave it, choice is yours.

******

Care for the one who shares with u,

Share with the one who knows u,

Know the one who MISSES u,

MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u,

Wish u all the Best.

******

Each moment in a day has its own value,

Morning brings hope,

Afternoon brings faith,

Evening brings love,

Night brings rest,

Wish you find them all today.

******

Every Test In Our Lives Makes Us Bitter or Better.

Every Problem Comes To Make Us or Break Us.

Choice Is Ours Whether We Become Victim or Victors!

All The Best.

******

GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us.

He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ...

So make the best move before CHECKMATE.

******

God's blessing may come as a surprise,

And how much u recieve,

Depends on how much,

Ur heart can believe.

May u be blessed beyond wat u expect

******

Happiness as light as air.

LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.

Friends as solid as diamonds and

Success as bright as gold.

These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...

******

I Wish 4 " U "

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

& Great fun 4 Sunday

"Have a beautiful and smart week."

******

I wish a wish for u. Its a wish I wish for few.

The wish I wish for u is that,

All ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.

******

Luck is not in ur hands, but work is,

Ur work can make ur luck,

But luck can't do ur work. Gud day & Gud luck!

******

May the sun shine, all day long

Everything go right, & nothing wrong

May those u love bring love back to u &

May all the wishes u wish come true

******

Meaning of some colors,

Yellow for special friend,

White for peace,

Orange 4 luck,

Black for hate,

Red for love

And pink for likeness,

So i choose for u Orange Flower.

Wish u goodluck.

******

Never say u r happy when u r sad..

Never say u r fine when u r not ok..

Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..

Never say u r alone when i m still alive...

Good luck and best wishes for ever...

******

No shadows 2 deprezz u

Only joyz 2 surround u

Many friends 2 love u

God himself 2 bless u

Theze r my wishez 4 u,

4 today, tommorrow n every day.

******

Rain Of Summer,

Snow Of Winter,

Grace Of Autumn,

Glory Of Spring,

May Beauty Of Every Season,

Give Ur Heart A Beautiful Reason 2 Smile.

May God Suceed U In Every Exams Of Ur Life.

Good Luck & All The Best.

******

Realize thing before its too late

Accept things rather than deny them

Luv people before u lose them

U have just 1 life so luv while u live it...

******

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,

Sometimes we must fail in order to know,

Sometimes we must lose in order to gain

Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.

Have a blessed day !

******

Success is like tip of the tail !!!

If cat runs to catch the tail.

It has to keep running forever.

But if it walks in its own style tail follows!!

Live life with ur own rules....

******

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,

A tinge of green from the youthful trees,

A bit of orange from the sunset hues,

With crystal white from the morning dews,

I have framed a bright and colourful wish

Just for you................

******

When things go wrong...

When sadness fills ur heart...

When tears flow in ur eyes...

Always remember 3 things

1---GOD

2---ur parents

3---my sincere prayers.....GOD LUCK&God bless u.

******

With my

1 Heart...

2 eyes...

5 litre blood...

206 bones...

1.2million Red Cells...

60 trillion D.N.A.'s...

I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...

Love Poems And Quotes.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:55:00 +0000

Love is sweets and honey

Love is sometimes for your heart

Love is sometimes for the money

Love is passionate

Love is blind

Love is destined

Love is cruel and kind

Love is forever

Love is for a night

Love is fading

Love is at first sight

Love is unrequited

Love is for another

Love is not returned

Love is not to be smothered

Love is dangerous

Love is right

Love is wrong

Love is a fight

Love is complicated

Love is here and there

Love is in you and me

Love is everywhere

Love is broken

Love is true

Love is for me

Love is for you

******

My love, I have tried with all my being

to grasp a form comparable to thine own,

but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not

compare his love to a summer’s day.

It would be a crime to denounce the beauty

of such a creature as thee,

to simply cast away the precision

God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being

whether it physical or spiritual

is an ensnarement

from which there is no release.

But I do not wish release.

I wish to stay entrapped forever.

With you for all eternity.

Our hearts, always as one.

******

If I could have just one wish,

I would wish to wake up everyday

to the sound of your breath on my neck,

the warmth of your lips on my cheek,

the touch of your fingers on my skin,

and the feel of your heart beating with mine...

Knowing that I could never find that feeling

with anyone other than you.

******

I love the way you look at me,

Your eyes so bright and blue.

I love the way you kiss me,

Your lips so soft and smooth.

I love the way you make me so happy,

And the ways you show you care.

I love the way you say, "I Love You,"

And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me,

Always sending chills down my spine.

I love that you are with me,

And glad that you are mine.

******

A gentle word like a spark of light,

Illuminates my soul

And as each sound goes deeper,

It's YOU that makes me whole

There is no corner, no dark place,

YOUR LOVE cannot fill

And if the world starts causing waves,

It's your devotion that makes them still

And yes you always speak to me,

In sweet honesty and truth

Your caring heart keeps out the rain,

YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof

So thank you my Love for being there,

For supporting me, my life

I'll do the same for you, you know,

My Beautiful, Darling Wife.

******

A stranger you were once.

Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.

As our lives engaged,

you lit my life and I held both your hands.

Now that decades have passed,

ours souls have indeed become one.

How fortunate we are

that we have found the love so true

that everyone dreams about.

******

You're my man, my mighty king,

And I'm the jewel in your crown,

You're the sun so hot and bright,

I'm your light-rays shining down,

You're the sky so vast and blue,

And I'm the white clouds in your chest,

I'm a river clean and pure,

Who in your ocean finds her rest,

You're the mountain huge and high,

I'm the valley green and wide,

You're the body firm and strong,

And I'm a rib bone on your side,

You're an eagle flying high,

I'm your feathers light and brown,

You're my man, my king of kings,

And I'm the jewel in your crown.

******

Your lips speak soft sweetness

Your touch a cool caress

I am lost in your magic

My heart beats within your chest

I think of you each morning

And dream of you each night

I think of your arms being around me

And cannot express my delight

Never have I fallen

But I am quickly on my way

You hold a heart in your hands

That has never before been given away

******

I wrote your name in the sky,

but the wind blew it away.

I wrote your name in the sand,

but the waves washed it away.

I wrote your name in my heart,

and forever it will stay.

******

Love is the greatest feeling,

Love is like a play,

Love is what I feel for you,

Each and every day,

Love is like a smile,

Love is like a song,

Love is a great emotion,

That keeps us going strong,

I love you with my heart,

My body and my soul,

I love the way I keep loving,

Like a love I can't control,

So remember when your eyes meet mine,

I love you with all my heart,

And I have poured my entire soul into you,

Right from the very start.

Love SMS / Text Messages...!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:36:00 +0000

Your love is unique and special,

When you follow only your heart but

not reasons,

not rules,

not what others saying,

not even your own mind !!!!

******

Someone Asked Shakespeare:

“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said

“A Week Has 7 Days;

Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,

Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”

Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:

Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys

******

Love is like playing the piano.

First you must learn to

play by the rules,

then you must forget the

rules and lay from your heart.

******

Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,

Get it once it’ll be yours forever,

It’s nothing but LOVE,

LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.

******

I was on a ship thinking of you.

when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean.

then i promised myself that until someone finds it.

i wont forget you.

******

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U?

Pick EA & you’ll get a heart!

If u pick U, you will get hurt!

I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt,

Than have a heart without U.

******

Love has its ups and downs,

its twists and turns.

Love leaves you pain,

teaches u until you learn

and

even if love takes so long,

it always takes you to where you belong.

******

Love is possible after friendship

but

friendship is not possible after love

because

medicines work before death

later nothing can be cured….!!!

******

Time will always fly,

but our love will never die.

Keep in touch

and

remember me and my love.

******

When somebody who is deeply

in Love with you tells that

You are

cute, beautiful, & angelic,

I agree. That’s true,

Believe me,

I swear because love is definitely blind.

******

If a raindrop would mean “I love you”

and you would ask me

how much I love you,

i bet you that it would rain all day

******

I believe that GOD above

created u for me to love…

He picked u out from all the rest...

because He know I Love u the best...

******

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.

1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.

1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.

but now that i love u i’m scared 2 lose u!

******

I love all the stars in the sky,

but they are nothing

compared to the ones in your eyes!

******

Love deeply and forgive quickly

take chances

give everything

have no regrets

cause life is too short 2 b unhappy

******

Girl: How much do you love me?

Boy: Look up at the sky.

Girl: Don’t change the subject!

Boy:Just do it!

…

Girl: Alright! What am I looking at?

Boy: Count how many stars there are.

Girl: Impossible.

Boy: So is explaining how much I love you.

******

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

******

Love is sweet poison: ..

Do not consume without your beloved’s advise ..

and keep out of reach of children ..

and keep it in cool and dark place.

******

When it comes 2 love,

its hard 2 know if u have d right 1.

Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y?

Bcoz Words cant immortalize emotions.

******

I love your eyes,

I love your smile,

I cherish your ways,

I adore your style

What can I say?

You are 1 of a kind & 24/7

Wise Words SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:20:00 +0000

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness.

Laugh when you can,

apologize when you should,

and let go of what you can’t change.

******

Never shortchange yourself for someone else,

or else

you will lose your own identity.

******

The compatibility of a couple

and the quality of a relationship

lies in the way

they handle their arguments and differences.

******

A Man Asked A Sculptorist:

“How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?”

He Replied:

“Idols & Images Are Already Hidden There…

I Remove Unwanted Stone 0nly..!”

Moral:

Your HAPPINESS Is HIDDEN Within You,

Just Remove Your W0RRIES!

******

Six Things Which Weaken The Relations:

1) Misbehaving

2) Ignoring

3) Lying

4) Breaking Promises

5) Avoiding Contact

6) Doubting

Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations:

1) Good Attitude

2) Helping

3) Trusting

4) Respecting

5) Entertaining

6) Forgiving Mistakes.

******

A Lot Of Trouble In The World

Will Disappear,

If Everyone Learns To Talk To

Each Other

Instead Of

…Talking About Each Other … !!

******

In Life,

Don’t Settle For Someone

Who Can Buy A Coffee For You ,

Go For Someone

Who Can Actually Make It For You !

Sometimes Little Efforts Make

A Big Difference

******

If a drop of water falls in

lake there is no identity.

But if it falls on a leaf of lotus

it shine like a pearl.

so choose the best place

where you would shine.

******

A FaCT :

When you are up in life,

Your friends get to know who you are.

But

When you are down in life,

You get to know who your friends are...

******

CONFIDENCE

Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy

came with an Umbrella,

that’s Confidence

TRUST

Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby

when you throw him in the air,he laughs

because he knows you will catch him;

that’s Trust

HOPE

Every night we go to bed,

we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

but still you have plans for the coming day ;

that’s Hope

HAVE CONFIDENCE, TRUST & HOPE

******

To make our way,

we must have firm resolve,

persistence, tenacity.

We must gear ourselves

to work hard all the way.

We can never let up

******

if you ever want to succeed in your life:

"Be sweet as honey, Be regular as clock, Be fresh as rose, Be soft as tissue, and Be strong as rock."

******

Success is like your own shadow, if u try to catch then u wil never succeed, ignore it and walk in ur own

way.....it wil follow u...

******

The word Trust is d basis of all relatioas but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a

missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!

******

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy &

live life & make each moment beautiful...

******

Never break four things in your life.

1.TRUST

2.PROMISE

3.RELATION

4.HEART

Because when they break,

they don’t make noise but pains alot.

******

Dont show so much of love and importance to anyone,

Bcz it creates a noncurable pain when they avoid u..

******

A Moment of Patience in a Moment of ANGER can help us to AVOID thousands of Moments of SORROW !!!!

*******

When we r angry v can change decisions but not feelings....

The changed decision may give satisfaction at that time....

But later it hurts our feelings a lot...

Sorry Text Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:23:00 +0000

Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo,
n after that just say sorry..
but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!!

******

know I’ve hurt u… I didn’t mean to. I am soooooooooo sorry… Please forgive me!

******

if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....

******

Be the first one to say Sorry when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!

******

Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!!

******

There Is A [L.O.V.E]
That Could Fall D/O/W/N
Like R*A*I*N.
Let Forgiveness
Wash Away The
((Pain))

******

SORRY…
SORRY…
SORRY…
SORRY…
Dont get confused,
Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some, O->One Is, R->Really, R->Remembering Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

******

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you, I can’t help it.

******

If My tomorrow never comes
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ might have Sa¡d
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ did Or didn,T Do
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever ¡gnored you
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever thought ¡ was bigger Or better than you
‘I M sorry’ for everything wrong ¡ have ever done
I M Wr¡t¡ng Th¡s becoz ¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. ..

******

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

******

“Never apologize for how you feel, Thats like saying sorry for being real!”

******

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes,
they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

******

Sorry May Have Become “Just Another Word”,
But With TEARS It Means The World.
I’m Sorry for What I have Done To You.

******

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye..,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata..,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

******

When you realize you’ve made a mistake.., make amends immediately… It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm…

******

saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks!
Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry.
It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul.
It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy.

Wedding / Marriage / Anniversary Sms

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 16:11:00 +0000

Happy aniversary may god bless u.

May This year bring many happiness in your life.

Aapke jeevan ki yaatra sukhmayi ho.

******

Your anniversary is a time

For sharing your affection;

It's obvious the two of you

Have quite a deep connection!

Happy Anniversary...

******

Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Is still as strong today as it was then

Bringing u much joy , love and happiness

To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary

******

Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute

Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe

Yuhi ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein,

ki Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute "Happy Anniversary"

******

Remember the yesterdays Plan your tomorrows And celebrate your today Happy anniversary to a lovely couple God bless both of you

******

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

******

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.

******

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as speial to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

******

A house is built by hands.. but a home is built by hearts ! u can live without something.. if u hav someone to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..

******

Your anniversary marks the day When you both said “I do.” The two of you became as one, A marriage bright and new. Now time has passed; your love is strong; You passed the early test. Your tender bond grows with passing time; Your marriage is the kind that’s best!

******

BLISS to fill ur souls peace to fill ur spirits, joys to fill the home you'll share these are the wishes for u with care love to fill ur hearts,as your happy married life together starts..

******

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

******

Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary

******

On this special day,

best wishes go to you,

that this wonderful love u share,

lasts ur lifetime through.

Happy anniversary to you my Love

******

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

******

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary, May the love that u share Last your lifetime through, As u make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding Anniversary

******

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary

******

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

******

I'll always remember the day I married you,

Without you my love, my beauty,

I don't know what I'd do, Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,

I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

******

We've had our ups and downs, This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things, But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.

Smile SMS Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:06:00 +0000

Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smillind....
To reduce ...
Population:).

******

U know what is the largest word in english language.
"SmileS" bcoz there is mile between two "S". (S mile S). So
spread smiles everywhere

******

After a shower of rain,a piece of luminous sunshine decorates the earth wonderfully...One drop of dew on
the grass and a foggy morning gives 2urge 2live...But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone...So
keep smiling..........

******

Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng…

******

Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth

******

Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling

******

Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

******

SMILE:

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.

******

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photographers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?

It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

******

You Can Hide Alot …
Behind A SMILE

A
B r o k e n
H e a r t

S h a t t e r e d
D r e a m s

L o n g i n g
D e s i r e s …

******

24 SmileS..

:-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-) :-)
:-):-):-):-)
:-):-):-)
:-):-)

For You,

One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..

******

because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy

******

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

******

Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

******

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

******

Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,

Your smile may be a pearl for someone,

Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.

So value yourself.

******

Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.

******

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again

******

Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
Brush daily.

******

Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!
have a nice day

******

Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

******

In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER

******

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

The Best Teachers

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 14:53:00 +0000

A teacher's purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.

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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
--William Arthur Ward

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Teaching is leaving a vestige of one self in the development of another. And surely the student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.
--Eugene P. Bertin

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Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.
--Bob Talbert

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Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.
--Jacques Barzun

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The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple.
--Amos Bronson Alcott

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The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called "truth."
--Dan Rather

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In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a day's work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for twenty years.
--Jacques Barzun

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"Teachers, I believe, are the most responsible and important members of society because their professional efforts affect the fate of the earth."
--Helen Caldicott, author and peace activist

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"The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards."
--Anatole France

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"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
--Henry Brooks Adams

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Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher."
--Japanese proverb

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Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.
--Aristotle

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A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money

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Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.

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The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.

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The Best Teachers

Teachers open up young minds,
showing them the wonders of the intellect
and the miracle
of being able to think for themselves.
A teacher exercises
the mental muscles of students,
stretching and strengthening,
so they can make challenging decisions,
find their way in the world,
and become independent.
The best teachers care enough
To gently push and prod students
to do their best
and fulfill their potential.
You are one of those.
Thank you.

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Wonderful Teacher

With a special gift for learning
And with a heart that deeply cares,
You add a lot of love
To everything you share,
And even though
You mean a lot,
You'll never know how much,
For you helped
To change the world
Through every life you touched.
You sparked the creativity
In the students whom you taught,
And helped them strive for goals
That could not be bought,
You are such a special teacher
That no words can truly tell
However much you're valued
For the work you do so well.

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A Teacher for All Seasons

A teacher is like Spring,
Who nurtures new green sprouts,
Encourages and leads them,
Whenever they have doubts.

A teacher is like Summer,
Whose sunny temperament
Makes studying a pleasure,
Preventing discontent.

A teacher is like Fall,
With methods crisp and clear,
Lessons of bright colors
And a happy atmosphere.

A teacher is like Winter,
While it’s snowing hard outside,
Keeping students comfortable,
As a warm and helpful guide.

Teacher, you do all these things,
With a pleasant attitude;
You’re a teacher for all seasons,
And you have my gratitude!

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Number One Teacher

(Name of teacher),

I'm happy that you're my teacher;
I enjoy each lesson you teach.
As my role model you inspire me
To dream and to work and to reach.

With your kindness you get my attention;
Every day you are planting a seed
Of curiosity and motivation
To know and to grow and succeed.

You help me fulfill my potential;
I'm thankful for all that you've done.
I admire you each day, and I just want to say,
As a teacher, you're number one!

Teachers's Day SMS / Text Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 14:46:00 +0000

To his/her students
A teacher is always true!
We are fortunate to have a teacher
As wonderful loving and caring as you!
Happy Teachers Day!

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Teachers Day
The way you teach...
The knowledge you share...
The care you take...
The love you shower..
Makes you...
The world's best teacher...
Happy Teacher's Day!

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The Award for
the most wonderful teacher
has been declared
and
it goes to You.
Wishing you a very Happy Teachers day!

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I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher for all the things you have done for us.

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You are not only our teacher.
Rather, you are friend, philosopher and guide, all molded into one person.
We will always be grateful to you for your support.

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I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

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I found
guidance,
friendship,
discipline
and
love,
everything, in one person.
And that person is you

Happy Teachers Day!

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You are the bestest Teacher in this world.
Wherever I may go in my life,
I will always remember that I had an excellent guide in the form of a teacher, You.

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We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and
efforts you have put in, for educating us.

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Without you, we would have been lost. Thank you teacher for guiding us,
inspiring us and making us what we are today.

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Teacher is a person who always helps his/her students gain knowledge and stands beside them when they have problems.
Thanks for being there!
Happy Teachers Day!

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Dear Teacher,
Thanks for making us what we are today.
Happy teachers Day

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When it comes to teaching
No one can compete with you.
Happy Teachers Day!

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Thanks for being a true mentor of our hearts.
Thanks for making us what we are today.
Happy Teachers Day!

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You are bestest Teacher in this world
I will always remember that
I had an excellent guide
In the form of a teacher - You
Happy Teachers Day!

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Without you, we would have been lost.
Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us
And making us what we are today.
Happy Teachers Day

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We will always be thankful to you
For all the hard work and efforts
You have put in, for educating us.
Happy Teachers Day!

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You are not only our teacher
You are our friend, philosopher and guide
All molded into one person
We will always be grateful for your support
Happy Teachers Day!

Halloween(Spirit) SMS / Text Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 14:07:00 +0000

This Halloween, most popular mask is
the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask...
And the best part????
With a mouth full of candy, you’ll sound just like him.
Happy Halloween!

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Halloween wraps fear in innocence,,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror,
Then, be turned into a treat
Happy Halloween!!

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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

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Being in a band
you can wear whatever you want –
it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.

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On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park….

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Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”

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Halloween Is Huge
In My House
And
We Really Get Into
The “Spirits” Of Things.

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When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.

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May This Halloween be as bright as ever.
May this Halloween bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Halloween bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Halloween bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Halloween show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY Halloween”

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As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as Flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Halloween.

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This the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they – it is they.

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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
~Joel Benton

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Hold on, man.
We don’t go anywhere with
“scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,”
or “forbidden” in the title.
~From Scooby-Doo

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On Hallowe’en the thing you must do
Is pretend that nothing can frighten you
And if somethin’ scares you and you want to run
Just let on like it’s Hallowe’en fun.

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You wouldn’t believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
~Carolyn Wells

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Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon

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A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and from the glade
Flash merry folk in masquerade,
For this is Hallowe’en!

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Just like a ghost,
you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
with a spooky little girl like you

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Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat…

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A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked “Does this mean I’m an angel”.
God laughed and replied,
“Nah niggah u is a bat!”
Happy Halloween

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This Halloween the most popular mask
is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask.
And the best part?
With a mouth full of candy
you will sound just like him.

Politics SMS, Politics Messages And Political Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:38:00 +0000

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i'll
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I'll make the whole world happy

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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are
punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Some men change their party for the sake of their
principles; others their principles for the sake of
their party.

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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country
are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the
other lousy two percent that get all the publicity.
But then, we elected them.

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Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to
behave badly around women. And I hope I never get
into that.

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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

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Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will
decide issues.

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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not
be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the
drought.
-Dwight Morrow

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

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The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word
‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking
parasites’.

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

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Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous
elections are held at great cost without issues and
with interchangeable candidates.

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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

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The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

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The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that”s out always looks the best.

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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

Night Is Longer Than Day

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 15:46:00 +0000

yaad aati hai to jara kho lete hai.
Ansu aankho se utar aya to ro lete h.
neend to nhi aati aankho me lekin aap
sapno me ayange is liye so lete hai
good night

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Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
4 Nw I’l Play U A Song
Intilted
SleepTyt Dozn Ov
Swit Drimz 4m d Album
Gudnite
Njoy d Song

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Just go outside
Or
See through your window

How pleasant scene it is

Just look @ moon & Stars,
Feel the cool wind

They all are here to
Greet u a sweet night

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Dnt use yo blanket just thnk abt my love it wil warm u ,
dnt use pillow just thnk abt my handz it will trap yo hd ,
dnt cloz yo mouth i will be d kissing u all night
Good Night, I Love

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G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come

N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

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If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
U know whats wrong?
U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’

Good Night

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One evening i will come 2 ur room
lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed
I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face
And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!!

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A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.

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When my arms cant reach people

who r close to my heart,
I always hug them with my prayers.

May God grant u
what ur heart desires n keep u happy..
Good Night

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Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…

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WELCOME TO “GOOD NIGHT RESTAURANT”
Menu:
*Warm Pillow
*Hot blanket
*Soft Bed
*Sweet Dreams
*Sound Sleep
Have A great visit;-)

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Never blame a day in ur life.
Good days give u happiness.
Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential in life!
All are Gods blessings!
good night.

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Touch ur heart;
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night

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sleepy msg for a sleepy person
from a sleepy friend
for a sleepy reason
at a sleepy time
on the sleepy day
in a sleepy mood
to say please sleep
“good night”

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i wish i could be
there to hold u tight,
instead of saying
this loving good nite.

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U might b sleeping
U might b awake
there’s a feeling i
just cant shake…
I know deep inside
this feeling is right
the uncontrolable
urge 2 say….
GoOdNiGhT!

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Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me smile,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what I’ll do forever..
Good night

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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT

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Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,

Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight….

But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.

Goodnight

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khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,

khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhey soochna choor day.

Good Night

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Take a deep breath,
Stand near the window,
Look at the sky,
There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
u know what they are????
They are my eyes always taking care of U..
Good night.

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Saying gudnite is not just putting
an end to a day.Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….
GOOD NIGHT

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Since your eyes are looking tired…
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams..
GOOD NIGHT !

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I wish moon always be full & bright !!!
U always be cool & right!!!

Whenever u go to switch off the light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night……

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My day may be hectic.
My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let the day end
without saying good night. Sweet dreams!

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I have given some marvelous
persons a special place in my heart.
And u happen to be the one among
them topping the list.
Good night and lots of sweet & salty dreams.
Cuddle up and sleep tight.

April Fool SMS / Text Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 18:33:00 +0000

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

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i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE U R FOOL Control urself April fool wishes

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye

HAPPY APRAIL FOOL

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kitna sona tenu
Rab ne bnaya

Wah

wah

Kitna sona tenu
rab ne bnaya..

Wah
Wah
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mene tenu 31 din
pehle"APRIL FOOL"
banaya!

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Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy
Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy
Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia “I LOVE U”
To Samajh lenaUs Din
April FoOl Hai.

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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL -

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Phulone phulo ko phulo ki phulwari me wish kiya.
U are the most beauti-fool, wonder-fool among all fools
Happy Fools Day.

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Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful?

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool

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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo”

Hawa hi hawa hai.

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Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!

India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!

Bewakuf April fool!

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Just a friendly reminder -

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April

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Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena

Or kehna

Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty

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A Day Will Come . . .

When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE

Your NAME

Yur FAME

Your PERSONALITY

Your THOUGHTS

Your VIEWS

But Keep In Mind

April Fool Comes Once A Year

Congratulations

Its Ur Day

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Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st

Holi Ki Shubh Kamnaye....

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 19:41:00 +0000

H-Happiness of life.
O-Ocean of color
L-Language of love
I-Integration with one another.
Wishing u and ur family"Happy colorful n safe HOLI"

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Peace from white,
Power from red,
Knowledge from yellow,
Development from green,
Luv from pink..
May this holi add all colors in ur life..
WISH U HAPPY HOLI.

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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

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Different People
Different Colour

One Celebration

Wishing you a Happy & Colourful HOLI

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Har rang aap pe barse,
Har koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse Happy Holi.

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Puranmashi ka chand,
chand se uski chandni boli,
khushion se bhare sabki jholi,
MUBARAK ho apko pyari HOLI

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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.

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2 Din Baad Aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge.
Ghabrao Nahi Yaar 2 Din Baad “HOLI” Hai
And Remember I Am The First Person To Wish You
“HAPPY HOLI”…

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Na zuban se,
Na nigaho se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na Greeting se,
Na Gifts se,
Direct dil se *AAP* ko;
“HAPPY HOLY

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Aajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe apka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Holi!

Holi Hai Rango Ka Tyohar

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 19:26:00 +0000

Pyar, Sneh, Samarpan, Dular,
Mohabbat, Sadbhawna, Sadvichar..
Inn saat rango ki rahe baucchar,
Aaj ka din laye aapke jeevan
me Satrangi Bahaar.
HAPPY HOLI !!

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Khaa ke gujiya, pee ke bhaang,
Lagaa ke thora thora sa rang,
Bajaa ke Dholak aur Mridang,
Khele holi hum tere sang...
Holi Mubarak

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Pyare Piya Sang Khele Holi,
Holi Hai Rango Ka Tyohar,
Laye Khushian Hazar,
Holi Khele Bar Bar.

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holi, holi hoti hai use diwali mat samajhna ,
Hum tumharey ghar aaye tou hame mawali mat samajhna

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HOLI KE KHUBSURAT RANGO KI TARAH
AAPKO OR AAPKE PURE PARIVAR KO
HAMARI TARAF SE BAHUT BAHUT RANGO
BHARI UMANGO BHARI SHUBHKAMNAYE

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Aise manana Holi ka tyohar
Pichkari se barse sirf pyar.
Ye hai mauka apno se gale milane ka
To gulal or rang lekar ho jao taiyar

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Aaj ki holi me aapke sab dukh dard jal jaayein,
Aur kal ki rangpanchmi k saare rang aapke jeevan ko khushiyon se bhar jaayein..
SHUBH HOLI

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yaaro ki yaari rahe sada
dosto ki toli rahe sada
jindgi rango me rahe sada
har din holi rahe sada
HAPPY HOLI........

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Aaj mubarak kal mubarak,
Holi ka har pal mubarak,
Rang birangi holi mein,
Mera bhi ek rang mubarak..
Wishing u & ur family Colorful holi..

******

Samosay ? ? ? ? ?
COFFE l"'"'l l___!?
Jlebi @@@ Pkode ???? Ye lo!
Aaj meri tarf se 2 din pahle holi KI "PARTY"!
Happy holi

Happy Holi Day

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 19:17:00 +0000

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lots of fun.

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Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi !

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Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

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Auspicious red.
Sunkissed gold.
Soothing silver.
Pretty purple.
Blissful blue.
Forever green.
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

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Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi, the festival of colors & joy
I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles
you’ve brought to my life. Happy Holi

******

One day to go…
Holi aane mein…
happy bath anniversary
and
HAPPY HOLI to U…

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Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

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A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi

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Dipped in hues of
love and trust
has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

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A Colourful Message,
to a colourful person,
for colourful day,
in a colourful way,
as a pray,
that the colourful ray,
may forever stay - "Happy Holi"

Holi Festival SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 19:04:00 +0000

May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.

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Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life. Happy Holi

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_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

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Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

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Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

******

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

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Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

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A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

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Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

Easter Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:57:00 +0000

Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, "Christ is risen," but "I shall rise."

Happy Easter!

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Let this joy of Easter may fill up your heart today and the whole year ahead.

Happy Easter!

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The spirit of easter is all about Hope, Love and Joyfull living.

Happy Easter!

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When i'm lifted up,
I shall draw all men to myself.
His assurance has risen us in EASTER
to salvation,love,peace,joy,hope &
break through in our life in JESUS REXURECTION

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May the angels protect you
may the sadness forget you

may goodness surround you
and may God always bless you

Happy Easter.

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The budding trees, the new flowers
and birds that sweetly sing
whisper to me that it's Easter
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always!
Happy Easter

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Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace & joy!
Happy Easter!

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Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Happy Easter!

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O the Easter bells are gladly ringing,
Let the whole world join the happy lay,

Let the hills & vales break forth in singing,
Christ, the Lord of Life, is ris'n today.

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The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.

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May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

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Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love…
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes

Double Meaning Sms Messages...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:22:00 +0000

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

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Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na de

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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!

Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

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fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever...

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pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kya?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!

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Tumara farz hai dalna
Tumara Haq hai dalna

Acha lage to dalo
Bharosa hoto dalo

Jaha marzi dalo
Jiska marzi dalo

Orat ko dalo
Ya Mard ko dalo

“VOTE“

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Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???

Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

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kuch log sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
.
.
kuch log 4 ghantay kartay hain
.
.
Aur kuch log to Poori Poori raat kartay hain……..
.
.
abbay aapna mobile charge………

Double Mazaa

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:13:00 +0000

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paise
Girl : woh kya hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

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KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”

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Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL

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college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may to roti ki baat kar raha hu

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TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karu khada ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon?

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girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-

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Exam aur sex ke baad ladkiya kya
sochti hai??

1 : Kitna Lamba tha.
2 : Kash thoda time aur mil jata.
3 : Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha.
4 : Baad main ekdum easy gaya.

Bakrid SMS And Text Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 19:25:00 +0000

When my arms can’t reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah’s peace be with you.
A very happy Bakrid mubarak 2 U.

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I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples
around the globe. Bakrid Mubarik

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Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo’attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid

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Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost k Pass jana
Wo Busy ho to Shor mat machana
Jab Wo Free ho jaye to Dheere se Muskrunaa
Aur Pyar se kehna k, Bakrid Mubarak Qubool Ho

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Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri bhi Bakrid , Bakrid ho jaye

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Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab Bakrid MUBARAK.

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Do you know the Meaning of BAKRID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring BAKRID for you....
Wish You...BAKRID MUBARAK.

******

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,
thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad,
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko
Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy BAKRID day

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Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko BAKRID MUBARAK

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May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
Bakrid MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

******

Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka
dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon
main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Bakrid Day

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May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart
with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom,wishing u a
very Happy Bakrid Mubarik

Happy Monsoon

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 19:19:00 +0000

Promise me we R true friends:
I’m lamp, U’r light.
I’m coke, U’r Sprite.
I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal.
I’m normal, U’r pagal.

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Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

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Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,

Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,

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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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Happy Monsoon
Barish me aaj Bheeg jaane Do.
Bundo ko aaj baras jane bhi do.
na rokoo yu khud ko abhi,
bhig jane do is dil.... ko hi aaj bheeg jane do.

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teri galiyo me na rakhege kadam aaj ke baad
teri galiyo me na rakhege kadam aaj ke baad
khyki kichad bahut ho jata hai
barsat ke baad
happy mansoon

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Besan ki roti,
Niboo ka achaar,
Doston ki khushi,
Apnon ka pyar,
Sawan ki rain,
Kisi ka intezar,
Mubark ho aapko,
Barish ki bahar,
/ / /;/;/. /; / ./ /; / ;
/ ;./ ;/ ;/ //; // .;/ /
Enjoy Barish!

******

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

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' ' ' ' ' ' '
' ' , , rain!
, , U, , ,
/<

ShoWeRs of Love, Luck, Blessings &
Happiness exclusively for U.
WELCOME TO MONSOON

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When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke Ghar ja raha tha
ke achanak bijli Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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Ae barish(rain) jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.

Rain Is A Wonderful Oppoutinity

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 19:11:00 +0000

/ / /;/;/. /; / ./ /; / ;
/ ;./ ;/ ;/ //; // .;/ /
/ / /;/;/. /; / ./ /; / ;
/ ;./ ;/ ;/ //; // .;/ /
Happy Rainy Day
Dua Hai Barish Ke Jitne Qatre Girain
Utni Hi Apko Khusyan mile

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The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

******

The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers 2,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

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Rain rain go away ,
come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday
that’s y rain come today

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If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!

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How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?

How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?

How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

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Rain Is A Wonderful Oppoutinity
To Pray
To Love
To Care
To Share
To Enjoy
&
To Thank Allah For All His Blessings We
Recive..
Wish U
Happy Rainy Season

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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

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Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.

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The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost

The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors

The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

Marathi Stories

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 19:06:00 +0000

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??"

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Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!"

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Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, "Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe."

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Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat vicharto," Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi asto???"

Funny Story

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:58:00 +0000

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams gheto, stool exam hotey, endoscopy sagle kahi test hotat. Tari pun doctor la samjat nahi kay karayche te. Shevthi nailajaane doctor mhanto "Theek ahe tumhi majhya samor basa sandas la mhanje mala nit observe karta yeil" (sorry pun joke asach ahe :))
To manus shi karayla basto ani doctor ekdum hasat hasat mhanto "Mala tumcha problem ata neat kalala ahe. Tumhi jaalicha baniyan ghalta (netted baniyan) na tar tumhi jevva sandaas la basta tevva to madhye yeto ani tya muley tumchi shi jaali sarkhi kivva doryasarkhi yete. Baniyan kadhun taka. Hach upay!!!"

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Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Saglya deshatun participants aali astat. Indiatun Hermit Singh sardar pathavtat.
Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly filled) khaun takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!

American competitor la ata high standards break karave lagteel mhanun to jiv khaun 35 shi chya vatya khato.

Sagle assume karun chaltat ki ata America gold medal gheunach janar tevdhyat apley proud sardarji utartat. Ice cream aslyasarkech shi chya vata gatagata tondat taktat. 35 vatya hotat ani ajun fakta 1 vati khalli ki world champion honar tevdhyat sardarji ti 35 vi vati takoon detat and "ajibat khanar nahi" ase mhanun haartat. Desi junte cha support ani cheering kitihe zaley tarti appley sardarji ti 35 vi vaati khaat nahit ani america la gold medal milte.

4-5 divsanni india la jevva aplley patu parat-tat tevva media che loka tyanna vichartat

"Kay ho , apun pahilya 34 vatya itkya aaramat khallya, tumhala "bhook" tar hoti. Tar ka nahi khalli 35 vi vaati?"

Sardar vakde tond karun mhantat" Aho kase khanar, tyamadhye ek maashi marun padli hoti"

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Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?

Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
------------------------------

Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
---------------------------------
Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re

Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa

Russian waiter: Andre vada pav

African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom

Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru

Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika

Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.

Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

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Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!

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Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"