<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303</id><updated>2016-06-02T02:41:25.212+05:30</updated><category term="Funny SMS"/><category term="Cute Comments"/><category term="Naughty SMS"/><category term="Valentine&#39;s Day SMS"/><category term="Friendship Sms"/><category term="Love SMS"/><category term="Sad SMS"/><category term="Festival SMS"/><category term="Examination SMS"/><category term="Flirt SMS"/><category term="Golu Molu Sms"/><category term="Missing You SMS"/><category term="Punjabi SMS"/><category term="Teacher Student Joke"/><category term="Husband Wife SMS"/><category term="Take Care SMS"/><category term="Breakup SMS"/><category term="Father Son SMS"/><category term="Insult SMS"/><category term="Promise SMS"/><category term="Wish You SMS"/><category term="BoyFriend GirlFriend SMS"/><category term="Chocolate SMS"/><category term="Ghazal"/><category term="Inspirational SMS"/><category term="Jaat SMS"/><category term="Propose SMS"/><category term="Religious Quote"/><category term="Teddy SMS"/><category term="Diwali SMS"/><category term="Girls SMS"/><category term="Good Morning SMS"/><category term="Hug Quote"/><category term="Kiss SMS"/><category term="Mother&#39;s Day SMS"/><category term="Rajni Special"/><category term="Reservation SMS"/><category term="Rose Day SMS"/><category term="Santa Banta Mix"/><category term="Why This Blog"/><category term="Wine SMS"/><title type='text'>SunilSaharan.in - SMS, Ghazals and Entertainment</title><subtitle type='html'>Sms, Shayari, Valentine Day SMS, Golu Molu Sms, Santa Banta Sms, Funny Sms, Flirting Sms, Ghazals, Sad Shayari, Sad Sms ( All with english description and meaning )</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>124</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-3105235262464226377</id><published>2013-12-29T18:10:00.001+05:30</published><updated>2013-12-29T18:10:24.964+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cute Comments"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Love SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Missing You SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sad SMS"/><title type='text'>Top 7 Sad Hindi Shayars and Quotes</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt;About These SMS and Shayars &lt;/h3&gt;Friends, Sad Love SMS Shayari is one of the most Googled topic on the web and keeping this in mind I am posting some of the best SMS and Shayars available to me by various sources. I hope you will like these best and Top 7 Shayars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;ढलती हुई रात में नींद आए तो&lt;br /&gt;सो भी लिया करो.....&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;यूँ रातों को जागने से&lt;br /&gt;बिछड़े हुए लौटा नही करते……!!! &lt;/blockquote&gt;It says &lt;b&gt;Don&#39;t stay awake whole night because by doing so person you missed will not come back. Probably worlds most sad message in Hindi. Best Two Lines I have ever read in Hindi.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;तेरी नेकी का लिबास ही , तेरा बदन ढकेगा ऐ बंदे...&lt;br /&gt;सुना है ऊपर वाले के घर , कपडो की दुकान नहीं होती..!!&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;b&gt;It is religious type message in Hindi. Its meaning is that you should involve yourself in Good dead only because nothing else will help you when you will face God. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;तुम तो कहते थे की हर शाम तेरे साथगुजारेंगे,&lt;br /&gt;तुम बदल गए हो या तेरे शहर में अब शाम नहीं होती..?&lt;/blockquote&gt;It says &lt;b&gt;You promised me to be with me in every situation of life. Where are you now ??&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;दिल जो तोडोगे मेरा तो खुद भी बिखर जाओगे।&lt;br /&gt;जी तो हम भी ना सकेँगे मगर तुम भी किधर जाओगे॥&lt;br /&gt;ये मशविरा है कि आँखो मेँ बसा लो मुझको,&lt;br /&gt;हम भी सँवर जायेगेँ तुम भी निखर जाओगे॥&lt;/blockquote&gt;It says &lt;b&gt;If you broke my heart then you too will feel sad. I may not live anymore but then where will you go. So forget anything else and come and feel the love with me.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;अश्कों की धार आँखों से बह गयी,&lt;br /&gt;बहते-बहते दिल का किस्सा कह गयी !&lt;br /&gt;बहुत मुश्किल से संभाला था खुद को,&lt;br /&gt;तुझे देखा तो बस देखती रह गयी  !!&lt;/blockquote&gt;It says &lt;b&gt;I started weeping when tried to told my pain and even feel more pain inside when saw you were ahead me but I was not able to talk to you.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;वो दिल ही क्या जो वफ़ा ना करे;&lt;br /&gt;तुझे भूल कर जिएं कभी खुदा ना करे!&lt;br /&gt;रहेगी तेरी दोस्ती मेरी जिंदगी बन कर;&lt;br /&gt;वो बात और है, अगर जिंदगी वफ़ा ना करे!!&lt;/blockquote&gt;It is more a Love SMS than a Sad SMS. It says &lt;b&gt;I will love you till the end of my life. Only God can separate us nothing else.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;!-- Adsense --&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;एक टूटे हुए दिल की आवाज़ मुझे कहिए&lt;br /&gt;सुर जिसमें है सब गम के, वो साज़ मुझे कहिए !&lt;br /&gt;मैं कौन हूँ और क्या हूँ किसके लिए ज़िंदा हूँ&lt;br /&gt;मैं खुद भी नही  समझा वो राज़ मुझे कहिए !!&lt;/blockquote&gt;It is very sad SMS. It says &lt;b&gt;I have a broken heart and can feel your pain more accurately than anyone else can. So come and share you sorrow with me.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;These messages and quotes can be seen on some nice and lovely pictures in the format of wallpapers with Hindi quotes on it at &lt;a href=&quot;http://photos.sunilsaharan.in/&quot; title=&quot;Some excellent Hindi Quote Written wallpapers&quot;&gt;Sunil Saharan&#39;s Picture Gallery&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope you liked these messages. Please share your opinion on these messages. It will be helpful for us to improve this site.&lt;br /&gt;Thanks...</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/3105235262464226377/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/12/best-7-top-Hindi-Shayars-Messages-Quotes-SMS.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/3105235262464226377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/3105235262464226377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/12/best-7-top-Hindi-Shayars-Messages-Quotes-SMS.html' title='Top 7 Sad Hindi Shayars and Quotes'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-566690595039305469</id><published>2013-12-26T14:05:00.003+05:30</published><updated>2013-12-26T14:05:39.041+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Friendship Sms"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Love SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sad SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Take Care SMS"/><title type='text'>Exclusively New Two Liner Sad Hindi SMS and Shayari - Part II</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;About These SMS/ Shayars / Two liners&lt;/h3&gt;Friends in my Previous post &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=9095414284064761303&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; title=&quot;&quot;&gt;Two Liners and Sad love Shayari&lt;/a&gt; we read some excellent Shayars in Hindi language. This post is in continuation to the post said above.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;तू सोचता है कभी भूल जाएगा मुझको&lt;br /&gt;मैं जानता हूं तुझे यह हुनर नहीं आता !  &lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;इतना ना याद आया करो कि रात भर सो ना सकें,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;सुबह को सुर्ख आंखों का सबब पूछ्ते हैं लोग ! &lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;फकत तेरे इश्क की गुलामी में हूँ आज भी ,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;वरना यह दिल  एक अरसे तक नवाब हुआ करता था ! &lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;तुम हम से दूर रहकर खुश हो तो सदा खुश रहो ,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;खुदा गवाह है के हम भी तेरे खुश रहने की दुआ किया करते है ! &lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;किस ने किस का सुकून लूटा है ,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;आ बैठ ! हिसाब करते हैं ! &lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt; मेरी खामोशियों का राज़ मुझे खुद नहीं मालूम ,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;नजाने क्यूँ लोग मुझे मगरूर समझते हैं ! &lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;खुदा की रहमतों का असर जान पड़ता है&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;वो मुझसे रूठता तो है पर मान जाता है. &lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;वो क़त्ल भी करते हैं तो आहट नहीं होती&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;हम आह भी भरते हैं तो हो जाते हैं बदनाम . &lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt; कब्रिस्तान में एक पत्थर लगा था . ऊपर लिखा था :&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;ये जगह उन लोगों से भरी पड़ी है,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;जो समझते थे की ये दुनिया उनके बगैर नहीं चल सकती !  &lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;वो जा रहे थे और हम ख़ामोश खड़े देखते रहे ,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;बुजुर्गों से सुना था के पीछे से आवाज़ नहीं देते ! &lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt; दिल धङ्कने का तस्सव्वुर भी ख़याली हो गया,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;एक तेरे जाने से सारा शहर खाली हो गया !&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;These were some of the excellent Sad Love Quotes, Two Liners and Shayars in Hindi language.&lt;br /&gt;For Wallpapers with these Quotes and Two Liners please visit &lt;a href=&quot;http://photos.sunilsaharan.in/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; title=&quot;Wallpapers with hindi love Quotes and Sad Two Liners&quot;&gt;Sunil Saharan&#39;s Picture gallery&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I Hope you will like these Shayars and Two Liners Saying. Thanks for your visit.&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/566690595039305469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/12/exclusively-new-two-liner-sad-hindi-sms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/566690595039305469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/566690595039305469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/12/exclusively-new-two-liner-sad-hindi-sms.html' title='Exclusively New Two Liner Sad Hindi SMS and Shayari - Part II'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-5469139880632900202</id><published>2013-12-26T13:55:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2013-12-26T14:05:32.450+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Friendship Sms"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Love SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sad SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Take Care SMS"/><title type='text'>Exclusively New Sad Hindi SMS and Shayari - Part I</title><content type='html'>&lt;div dir=&quot;ltr&quot; style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot; trbidi=&quot;on&quot;&gt;&lt;h3&gt;About These SMS/Shayars/Quotes &lt;/h3&gt;Friends,&lt;br /&gt;Here are some of the excellent SMS and Shayars from Hindi language. It is long ago when I posted some nice and excellent messages in Hindi and I&#39;m sorry for that but now the wait is no more and I am posting latest and exclusive messages and Shayars in Hindi language. These are Sad Love Shayars written in Devanagri fonts and are in hindi language.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;ये दर्द का तूफ़ान गुज़रता क्यूँ नहीं,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;दिल टूट गया है तो बिखरता क्यूँ नहीं!&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;एक ही शख्श को चाहता क्यूँ है,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;इस दिल में दूसरा कोई उतरता क्यूँ नहीं!!&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;ना मेरी कोई मंज़िल है ना किनारा,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;तन्हाई मेरी महफ़िल और यादें मेरा सहारा!&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;तुम से बिछुड़ कर कुछ यूँ वक़्त गुजरा ,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;कभी ज़िन्दगी को तरसे कभी मौत को पुकारा !!&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;अपने हालात का खुद अह्सास नहीं मुझको ,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;मैनें औरों से सुना है के परेशान हुं मैं !&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;वो सफ़र में साथ है इस अदाकारी के साथ,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;जैसे हो मासूम कातिल पूरी तैयारी के साथ!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;मेरा कारनामा-ए-ज़िन्दगी हसरतों के सिवा कुछ भी नहीं,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;ये किया नही, वो हुआ नहीं, ये मिला नहीं, वो रहा नहीं ||&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;मत पूछो किस तरह चल रही है ज़िन्दगी,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;उस दौर से गुज़र रहे है जो गुजरता ही नहीं |&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;रोज रोते रोते कहती है ज़िन्दगी मेरी मुझसे,&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;एक शख्श की खातिर मुझे बरबाद ना कर !&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;These were some of the excellent Sad Love Quotes, Two Liners and Shayars in Hindi language.&lt;br /&gt;For Wallpapers with these Quotes and Two Liners please visit &lt;a href=&quot;http://photos.sunilsaharan.in/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; title=&quot;Wallpapers with hindi love Quotes and Sad Two Liners&quot;&gt;Sunil Saharan&#39;s Picture gallery&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I Hope you will like these Shayars and Two Liners Saying. Thanks for your visit.&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/5469139880632900202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/12/latest-sad-love-messages-sms-shayari-quotes-in-Hindi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/5469139880632900202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/5469139880632900202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/12/latest-sad-love-messages-sms-shayari-quotes-in-Hindi.html' title='Exclusively New Sad Hindi SMS and Shayari - Part I'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-2664634367260886003</id><published>2013-10-05T13:32:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2013-10-05T13:34:44.363+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cute Comments"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Festival SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Religious Quote"/><title type='text'>Navratri SMS Collection : Exclusive Quotes and Messages on this Navratri</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt;Exclusive Navratri SMS Messages&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;h3&gt;About Navratri : Hindi Meaning&lt;/h3&gt;आज से शारदीय नवरात्र शुरू हो रहे हैं। भक्तजन इस अवसर पर माता दुर्गा के नौ रूपों की पूजा करते हैं। अतः इसे नवरात्र के नाम भी जाना जाता है। देवी के नौ रूप क्रमशः इस प्रकार हैं- प्रथम-शैलपुत्री, दूसरी-ब्रह्मचारिणी, तीसरी-चन्द्रघंटा, चौथी-कुष्मांडा, पाँचवीं-स्कंधमाता, छठी-कात्यायनी, सातवीं-कालरात्रि, आठवीं-महागौरी, नौवीं-सिद्धिदात्री। नवरात्रि में देवी के इन्हीं नौ रूपों की पूजा का महात्म्य है ।&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;About Navratri&lt;/h3&gt;Navratri is a famous Hindi festival dedicated to the worship of the Hindu deity Durga. The word Navaratri literally means nine nights in Sanskrit, nava meaning nine and ratri meaning nights.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Friends here are some SMS messages that you may send to your friends on these Navratri season:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;लाल रंग क़ी चुनरी से&lt;br /&gt;सजा माँ का दरबार,&lt;br /&gt;हर्षित हुआ मन, पुलकित&lt;br /&gt;हुआ संसार,&lt;br /&gt;नन्हे -नन्हे कदमो से माँ&lt;br /&gt;आये आपके द्वार,&lt;br /&gt;मुबारक हो आपको नवरात्री&lt;br /&gt;का त्यौहार..&lt;/li&gt; &lt;!-- Adsense --&gt;&lt;li&gt;साँरा जहाँ हैँ जिसकी शरण मेँ ।&lt;br /&gt;नमन हैँ उस माता के चरणोँ मेँ ।।&lt;br /&gt;बने उस माता के चरणोँ की धूल ।&lt;br /&gt;आओ मिलकर चढायेँ श्रद्रा के फूल &#39;&#39;&lt;br /&gt;ॐ &lt;जय माता की&gt; ॐ&lt;br /&gt;नवरात्री की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं ।।&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;A=Ambe&lt;br /&gt;B=Bhawani&lt;br /&gt;C=Chamunda&lt;br /&gt;D=Durga&lt;br /&gt;E=Ekrupi&lt;br /&gt;F=Farsadharni&lt;br /&gt;G=Gayatri&lt;br /&gt;H=Hinglaj&lt;br /&gt;I=Indrani&lt;br /&gt;J=Jagdamba&lt;br /&gt;K=Kali&lt;br /&gt;L=Laxmi&lt;br /&gt;M=Mahamaya&lt;br /&gt;N=Narayni&lt;br /&gt;O=Omkarni&lt;br /&gt;P=Padma&lt;br /&gt;Q=Qatyayani&lt;br /&gt;R=Ratnapriya&lt;br /&gt;S=Shitla&lt;br /&gt;T=Tripursundari&lt;br /&gt;U=Uma&lt;br /&gt;V=Vaishnavi&lt;br /&gt;W=Warahi&lt;br /&gt;Y=Yati&lt;br /&gt;Z=Zyana&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABCD padhte jao.. JAI MATA DI kehte jao..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy Navratri..&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;सर्व मंगल मांगल्ये शिवे सर्वार्थ साधिके ।&lt;br /&gt;शरण्येत्र्यंबके गौरी नारायणि नमोस्तुऽते॥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;!! जय माता दी !!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;These were some of the fine Navratri SMS in Hindi and English languages. I hope you are going to forward them to your friends and relatives.&lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/2664634367260886003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/10/navratri-sms-quotes-collection-maa-durga.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/2664634367260886003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/2664634367260886003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/10/navratri-sms-quotes-collection-maa-durga.html' title='Navratri SMS Collection : Exclusive Quotes and Messages on this Navratri'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-4166226316922608279</id><published>2013-09-28T12:14:00.001+05:30</published><updated>2013-09-28T12:22:43.088+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Cute Comments"/><title type='text'>Golden Quotes of Bhagat Singh - Hindi and English Meaning Patriotic Quotes</title><content type='html'>In &lt;a href=&#39;http://articals.sunilsaharan.in/2010/09/shaheed-bhagat-singhs-birth-date.html&#39; title=&#39;Bhagat Singh Birth Day Special&#39;&gt;Bhagat Singh Birth Day Special&lt;/a&gt; We discuss Who was Bhagat Singh and How he presented a revolutionary idea and How that idea worked as seed for Independance Movemenrt.&lt;br /&gt;Today on Bhagat Singh&#39;s Burthday I am posting some of the Golden sayings of the martyr :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Golden Words By Bhagat Singh&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;font color=&#39;green&#39;&gt;भगत सिंह के अनमोल विचार&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Lovers, Lunatics and poets are made of&lt;br /&gt;same stuff.**&lt;br /&gt;(प्रेमी, पागल, और कवी एक ही चीज से बने होते हैं।)&lt;/ br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Every tiny molecule of Ash is in motion with&lt;br /&gt;my heat I am such a Lunatic that I am free&lt;br /&gt;even in Jail.**&lt;br /&gt;(राख का हर एक कण मेरी गर्मी से गतिमान है मैं एक&lt;br /&gt;ऐसा पागल हूँ जो जेल में भी आज़ाद है.).&lt;/br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the deaf are to hear, the sound has to be&lt;br /&gt;very loud. When we dropped the bomb, it&lt;br /&gt;was not our intention to kill anybody. We&lt;br /&gt;have bombed the British Government. The&lt;br /&gt;British must quit India and make her free.&lt;br /&gt;(यदि बहरों को सुनना है तो आवाज़ को बहुत&lt;br /&gt;जोरदार होना होगा. जब हमने बम&lt;br /&gt;गिराया तो हमारा धेय्य किसी को मारना नहीं थ.&lt;br /&gt;हमने अंग्रेजी हुकूमत पर बम गिराया था .&lt;br /&gt;अंग्रेजों को भारत छोड़ना चाहिए और उसे आज़ाद&lt;br /&gt;करना चहिये.)&lt;br /&gt;-One should not interpret the word&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Revolution&quot; in its literal sense. Various&lt;br /&gt;meanings and significances are attributed to&lt;br /&gt;this word, according to the&lt;br /&gt;interests of those who use or misuse it.&lt;br /&gt;(किसी को &quot;क्रांति &quot; शब्द की व्याख्या शाब्दिक&lt;br /&gt;अर्थ में नहीं करनी चाहिए। जो लोग इस शब्द&lt;br /&gt;का उपयोग या दुरूपयोग करते हैं उनके फायदे के&lt;br /&gt;हिसाब से इसे अलग अलग अर्थ और अभिप्राय दिए&lt;br /&gt;जाते है.)&lt;br /&gt;-Revolution did not necessarily involve&lt;br /&gt;sanguinary strife. It was not a cult of bomb&lt;br /&gt;and pistol.&lt;br /&gt;(ज़रूरी नहीं था की क्रांति में अभिशप्त संघर्ष&lt;br /&gt;शामिल हो। यह बम और पिस्तौल का पंथ नहीं था.)&lt;br /&gt;-The people generally get accustomed to the&lt;br /&gt;established order of things and begin to&lt;br /&gt;tremble at the very idea of a change. It is&lt;br /&gt;this lethargical spirit that needs be replaced&lt;br /&gt;by the revolutionary spirit.&lt;br /&gt;(आम तौर पर लोग चीजें जैसी हैं उसके आदि हो जाते हैं&lt;br /&gt;और बदलाव के विचार से ही कांपने लगते हैं। हमें&lt;br /&gt;इसी निष्क्रियता की भावना को क्रां&lt;br /&gt;तिकारी भावना से बदलने की ज़रुरत है.)&lt;br /&gt;-Any man who stands for progress has to&lt;br /&gt;criticize, disbelieve and challenge every item&lt;br /&gt;of the old faith.&lt;br /&gt;(जो व्यक्ति भी विकास के लिए खड़ा है उसे हर एक&lt;br /&gt;रूढ़िवादी चीज की आलोचना करनी होगी , उसमे&lt;br /&gt;अविश्वास करना होगा तथा उसे&lt;br /&gt;चुनौती देनी होगी.)&lt;br /&gt;-I emphasize that I am full of ambition and&lt;br /&gt;hope and of full charm of life. But I can&lt;br /&gt;renounce all at the time of need, and that is&lt;br /&gt;the real sacrifice.&lt;br /&gt;(मैं इस बात पर जोर देता हूँ कि मैं महत्त्वाकांक्षा ,&lt;br /&gt;आशा और जीवन के प्रति आकर्षण से भरा हुआ हूँ. पर मैं&lt;br /&gt;ज़रुरत पड़ने पर ये सब त्याग सकता हूँ, और&lt;br /&gt;वही सच्चा बलिदान है.)&lt;br /&gt;-Non-violence is backed by the theory of&lt;br /&gt;soul-force in which suffering is courted in the&lt;br /&gt;hope of ultimately winning over the&lt;br /&gt;opponent. But what happens when such an&lt;br /&gt;attempt fail to achieve the object? It is here&lt;br /&gt;that soul- force has to be combined with&lt;br /&gt;physical force so as not to remain at the&lt;br /&gt;mercy of tyrannical and ruthless enemy.&lt;br /&gt;(अहिंसा को आत्म-बल के सिद्धांत का समर्थन&lt;br /&gt;प्राप्त है जिसमे अंतत: प्रतिद्वंदी पर जीत&lt;br /&gt;की आशा में कष्ट सहा जाता है . लेकिन तब&lt;br /&gt;क्या हो जब ये प्रयास अपना लक्ष्य प्राप्त करने में&lt;br /&gt;असफल हो जाएं ? तभी हमें आत्म -बल को शारीरिक&lt;br /&gt;बल से जोड़ने की ज़रुरत पड़ती है ताकि हम&lt;br /&gt;अत्याचारी और क्रूर दुश्मन के रहमोकरम पर&lt;br /&gt;ना निर्भर करें .)&lt;br /&gt;-The elimination of force at all costs is&lt;br /&gt;Utopian and the new movement which has&lt;br /&gt;arisen in the country and of whose dawn we&lt;br /&gt;have given a warning is inspired by the&lt;br /&gt;ideals which Guru Gobind Singh and Shivaji,&lt;br /&gt;Kamal Pasha and Reza Khan, Washington and&lt;br /&gt;Garibaldi, Lafayette and Lenin preached.&lt;br /&gt;(किसी भी कीमत पर बल का प्रयोग&lt;br /&gt;ना करना काल्पनिक आदर्श है और नया आन्दोलन&lt;br /&gt;जो देश में शुरूहुआ है और जिसके आरम्भ की हम&lt;br /&gt;चेतावनी दे चुके हैं वो गुरु गोबिंद सिंह और शिवाजी,&lt;br /&gt;कमाल पाशा और राजा खान , वाशिंगटन और&lt;br /&gt;गैरीबाल्डी , लाफायेतटे और लेनिन के आदर्शों से&lt;br /&gt;प्रेरित है।)&lt;br /&gt;-Man acts only when he is sure of the&lt;br /&gt;justness of his action, as we threw the bomb&lt;br /&gt;in the Legislative Assembly.&lt;br /&gt;(इंसान तभी कुछ करता है जब वो अपने काम के&lt;br /&gt;औचित्य को लेकर सुनिश्चित होता है , जैसाकि हम&lt;br /&gt;विधान सभा में बम फेंकने को लेकर थे.)&lt;br /&gt;-…by crushing individuals, they cannot kill&lt;br /&gt;ideas.&lt;br /&gt;(…व्यक्तियो को कुचल कर , वे&lt;br /&gt;विचारों को नहीं मार सकते।)&lt;br /&gt;-The sanctity of law can be maintained only&lt;br /&gt;so long as it is the expression of the will of&lt;br /&gt;the people.&lt;br /&gt;(क़ानून की पवित्रता तभी तक बनी रह सकती है जब&lt;br /&gt;तक की वो लोगों की इच्छा की अभिव्यक्त&lt;br /&gt;करे.)&lt;br /&gt;-Revolution is an inalienable right of&lt;br /&gt;mankind. Freedom is an imperishable birth&lt;br /&gt;right of all. Labour is the real sustainer of&lt;br /&gt;society.&lt;br /&gt;(क्रांति मानव जाती का एक अपरिहार्य अधिकार&lt;br /&gt;है. स्वतंत्रता सभी का एक कभी न ख़त्म होने&lt;br /&gt;वाला जन्म-सिद्ध अधिकार है. श्रम समाज&lt;br /&gt;का वास्तविक निर्वाहक है.)&lt;br /&gt;-Life is lived on its own… other&#39;s shoulders&lt;br /&gt;are used only at the time of funeral.&lt;br /&gt;(ज़िन्दगी तो अपने दम पर ही जी जाती हे …&lt;br /&gt;दूसरो के कन्धों पर तो सिर्फ जनाजे उठाये जाते हैं .)&lt;br /&gt;Source : Internet&lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/4166226316922608279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/09/golden-quotes-of-bhagat-singh-hindi-and.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/4166226316922608279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/4166226316922608279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/09/golden-quotes-of-bhagat-singh-hindi-and.html' title='Golden Quotes of Bhagat Singh - Hindi and English Meaning Patriotic Quotes'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><georss:featurename>Mohamadpuria, Haryana, India</georss:featurename><georss:point>29.56391149 74.81505037</georss:point></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-2688543794638601587</id><published>2013-03-17T09:26:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2013-03-17T09:26:27.273+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Naughty SMS"/><title type='text'>Dumb and Thief Joke : Excellent Joke</title><content type='html'>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Dumb and Thief Joke : Excellent Joke - English &lt;/h3&gt;Once a thief stole jewellery and cash of crores but police start following him. He entered into an house and hide there. He found the house owner was a dumb man and was not able to speak at all. He handed over all cash to him and said that he will come tomorrow and will take all cash and jewellery. &lt;br /&gt;Next day the thief arrived but he was not able to understand what the dumb was trying to tell him.&lt;br /&gt;He went back and came with one of his friend who was able to understand the language of dumb people.&lt;br /&gt;He again asked the dumb man and dumb man told again and said if he will not tell then he will be shoot dead by the thief.&lt;br /&gt;His friend understand that the dumb is telling that don&#39;t shoot me and saying all things are in a dug near the back side of house.&lt;br /&gt;The thief asked &quot;&lt;b&gt;What he is saying ?&quot; to his friend.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Friend Said : &quot;&lt;b&gt;He is saying kill me but I&#39;ll not tell you&lt;/b&gt;.&quot; :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Dumb and Thief Joke : Excellent Joke - Punjabi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Ek chor chori krda hai par ohde pichhe pulice lag jandi hai.&lt;br /&gt;Chor ek ghar che janda hai the othe ek gunga banda honda hai. Chor ohnu sara saman deke agle din aun di khke chala janda hai.&lt;br /&gt;Agle din jad chor aanda hai taan oh gunge di gal samajh nhi panda.&lt;br /&gt;Oh apne dost nu le ke anda hai jo gunge bandeyan de sign samajh sakda hai, te gunge nu kehnda hai &lt;br /&gt;&quot;Je tu hun nahin daseya taan main tenu goli maar deni ae .&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Gunga kuchh ishare karda hai. Chor da dost ssamajh janda hai ke Gunge ne daseya hai  &quot;Menu goli na maro. Sara saman pichhe ped de thale mitti che hai.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Chor apne dost nu kehnda hai ki gunge ne ki keha ?&lt;br /&gt;Chor da dost kehnda hai : &quot;Ae kehna hai bhanve Goli maar de par main nhin dsda ki saman kithe hai.&quot; &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Dumb and Thief Joke : Excellent Joke - Hindi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Ek chor chori krta ha par oske pichhe police lag jati hai.&lt;br /&gt;Chor ek ghar me ghus jata hai. Wanhan ek gunga insaan hota hai. Chor use sara saman deke agle din aane kii khke chala jata hai.&lt;br /&gt;Agle din jab chor aata hai to woh gunge ki baat samajh nhi pata.&lt;br /&gt;Woh apne dost ko le ke aata hai jo gunge logon ke sign samajh sakda hai, or gunge ko kehta hai &lt;br /&gt;&quot;Agar tune ab bhi nahin bataya to main tujhe goli maar dunga .&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Gunga kuchh ishare karta hai. Chor ka dost ssamajh jata hai ke Gunge ne bataya hai  &quot;Mujhe goli na maro. Sara saman pichhe ped ke nichhe mitti me hai.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Chor apne dost se poochhta hai ki gunge ne kya kaha ?&lt;br /&gt;Chor ka dost kehtaa hai : &quot;Yeh Kah raha hai ke chahe Goli maar do par main nhin btaunga ki saman kahan hai.&quot; &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;h3&gt;About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;This is a very nice SMS message about thief and a bumb person with friend of thief creating fun.&lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/2688543794638601587/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/03/dumb-and-thief-joke-excellent-joke.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/2688543794638601587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/2688543794638601587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/03/dumb-and-thief-joke-excellent-joke.html' title='Dumb and Thief Joke : Excellent Joke'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-4913532005690431542</id><published>2013-03-07T21:00:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2013-03-07T21:13:25.317+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Father Son SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Naughty SMS"/><title type='text'>Father Son Funny Joke on Cigarette</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt;Father Son Funny Cigarette Joke : English &lt;/h3&gt;A boy was smoking cigarette. Suddenly he saw that his father was coming to him.&lt;br /&gt;He immediately put the cigarette in his pocket. When his father arrived to him :&lt;br /&gt;Father : You was smoking Cigarette.&lt;br /&gt;Son : No Dad, I Wasn&#39;t.&lt;br /&gt;Father : Then why this smoke is coming from your pocket.&lt;br /&gt;Son : This is because my heart is burning because of the blame you put on me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;: Punjabi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;Ek munda cigarette pee reha c. Ehne che ohda pyo ohde wanni aa janda hai.&lt;br /&gt;Munda cigeratte apni jeb che paa lenda hai. Ohda pyo phde kol aake kehnda :&lt;br /&gt;Pyo : Tu cigarette pee reha c ?&lt;br /&gt;Munda : Na papa.&lt;br /&gt;Pyo : Fer teri jeb chon ae dhuan kinve aa reha hai.&lt;br /&gt;Munda : Tuhadi gal sun ke mera dil sad gaya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;: Hindi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;Ek ladka cigarette pee raha tha tabhi uska pita waha aa jata hai. Ladka jaldi me cigarette apni jeb me daal leta hai.&lt;br /&gt;Pita : Tu Cigarette pee raha tha.&lt;br /&gt;Ladka : Na pita ji.&lt;br /&gt;Pita : To fir teri jeb se dhuan kyon nikal raha hai ?&lt;br /&gt;Ladka : Aapne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;This is a very funny son father sms joke. One of the finest joke. I hope you will enjoy it. Visit &lt;a href=&quot;http://photos.sunilsaharan.in/2013/03/funny-son-father-cigarette-joke-in-hindi-photo.html&quot;&gt;Father Son Joke Photo&lt;/a&gt; to see photo of this joke.&lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/4913532005690431542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/03/father-son-funny-joke-about-cigarette.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/4913532005690431542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/4913532005690431542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/03/father-son-funny-joke-about-cigarette.html' title='Father Son Funny Joke on Cigarette'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-1213101855537190308</id><published>2013-03-02T12:40:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2013-03-02T12:44:44.697+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Husband Wife SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Naughty SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Take Care SMS"/><title type='text'>Newly Married Couple Funny Joke</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt;Newly Married Couple Joke : English &lt;/h3&gt;A newly married couple got a letter. After opening the letter they found two movie tickets in the letter. Both started arguing about the sender of that letter.&lt;br /&gt;Wife: It must be sent by my friend.&lt;br /&gt;Husband : No, It must be sent by my friend.&lt;br /&gt;Wife : No My friend.&lt;br /&gt;husband : OK. Lets argue later. Its time to the show. Lets go.&lt;br /&gt;both went to the movie.&lt;br /&gt;When both came to the home everything was stolen and they found a letter with words:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Now you both know the sender of the letter.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Funny Husband Wife Joke : Hindi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;!-- Adsense --&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;quote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;नई नई शादी के बाद पति और पत्नी जब घर आये तो उन्हे एक लिफाफा मिला.&lt;br /&gt;खोल कर देखा तो सिनेमा के दो टिकट ।&lt;br /&gt;लेकिन भेजने वाले का नाम नही लिखा था ।&lt;br /&gt;पति बोला यह जरूर मेरे किसी दोस्त ने भेजा होगा l&lt;br /&gt;पत्नी बोली ना जी मेरी सहेली ने भेजी होगी ।&lt;br /&gt;पति - खैर छोडो किसी ने भेजा हो हमे क्या फिल्म का वक्त हो गया है हमे जल्दी चलना चाहिये ।&lt;br /&gt;जब दोनो फिल्म देखकर वापस&lt;br /&gt;आये तो घर का सारा बहुमुल्य&lt;br /&gt;समान चोरी हो गया था.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;वही एक लिफाफा मिला जिसमे&lt;br /&gt;लिखा था कि- अब तो पता चल गया होगा कि टिकट किसने भेजा था.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/1213101855537190308/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/03/husband-wife-funny-joke-incident.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/1213101855537190308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/1213101855537190308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/03/husband-wife-funny-joke-incident.html' title='Newly Married Couple Funny Joke'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-22002989580164814</id><published>2013-02-22T23:54:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2013-02-23T00:00:04.054+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Friendship Sms"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Missing You SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sad SMS"/><title type='text'>World&#39;s Best Sad Hindi SMS</title><content type='html'>This blog post is collection of some of the very fine sad Hindi SMS, shayar and quotes. I tried my best to collect these SMS and shayar at one single place. I have also tried my best to give English meaning of these messages although my English is not so good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Sad SMS 1 : Hindi&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;code&gt; Waqt Ke Mod Pe Aisa Waqt Aaya Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Zakhm Dil Ka Zuban Par Aaya Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Na Rote The Hum Kanton Ki Chubhan Se,&lt;br /&gt;Par Aaj Na Jane Kyu Phulo Ki Khusbu Se Rona Aaya Hai...&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;English Translation &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here the SMS is to indicate what Love has made of a person. The person says before falling for someone he didn&#39;t ever feel pain by hardest situations but now he feels pain even by throwing flowers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Sad SMS 2 : Hindi &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;!-- Adsense --&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt; Saari Raat Na Soye Hum,&lt;br /&gt;Raato Ko Uthkar Kitna Roye Hum,&lt;br /&gt;Ek Baar Mera Kasur Bata De Khuda,&lt;br /&gt;Itna Pyar Karke Bhi, Kyun Na Kisike Huwe Hum.&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;English Translation &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This SMS shows the pain when someone leaves without even telling the reason. This is the worse situation in Love according to the Shayar. Sleepless nights full of tears are result of this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Sad SMS 3 : Hindi &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;code&gt; Yaad Nahi Karoge To Bhula Bhi Na Sakoge &lt;br /&gt;Mera Khyal Zehan Se Mita Bhi Na Sakoge.&lt;br /&gt;Ek Bat Jo Tum Mere Gam Se Miloge,&lt;br /&gt;To Sari Umar Muskura Na Sakoge.&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;English Translation&lt;/u&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is also a SMS sad Hindi Shayar that shows the pain of a lover. The person says that if you will see my pain for a moment then you will not able to smile for the whole life. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;About This Sad Hindi Collection &lt;/h3&gt;I put my best efforts for this collection and due to continues efforts of some days this collection is in front of you. I hope you will like this. Comment your views and opinion here.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/22002989580164814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/02/top-sad-hindi-shayar-sms-quotes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/22002989580164814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/22002989580164814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/02/top-sad-hindi-shayar-sms-quotes.html' title='World&#39;s Best Sad Hindi SMS'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-3464280040173502372</id><published>2013-02-08T10:52:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2013-02-08T16:56:12.793+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Rose Day SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Valentine&#39;s Day SMS"/><title type='text'>Rose Day Quotes, Pictures and SMS</title><content type='html'>Which day is celebrated on 7th February ? I think this is the very common questions people have on 7th of February.I wrote at&amp;nbsp; Friends, This day 7th February is celebrated as Rose day. Today I am presenting my collection of SMS, Pictures and Quotes about Rose Day. I hope you will like these SMS, Quotes and Pictures about Rose Day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Rose Day Quotes&lt;/h2&gt;Rose day quotes is collection of small quotes about Rose and Rose day (February 7th). For more such quotes please visit &lt;a href=&#39;&#39; title=&quot;Quotes From Sunil Saharan&#39;s World&quot;&gt; Sunil Saharan&#39;s Quote Section &lt;/a&gt;. Some of best &lt;b&gt;Rose Day Quotes are Here :&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;What&#39;s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;If you enjoy the fragrance of a rose, you must accept the thorns which it bears.&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;Life is a rose; beware of the thorns.&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;But he who dares not grasp the thorn, Should never crave the rose&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;The rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart.&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Rose Day Pictures&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q40MYrDJM1M/URSI09quoFI/AAAAAAAAAc8/2N5bcU4fAdk/s1600/blue-rose.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;640&quot; src=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q40MYrDJM1M/URSI09quoFI/AAAAAAAAAc8/2N5bcU4fAdk/s640/blue-rose.jpg&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;For More Such Picture on Rose Please Visit &lt;a href=&quot;http://sunil-saharan-gallery.blogspot.in/search/label/Rose&quot; title=&quot;Picture on Rose From Sunil Saharan&#39;s Gallery&quot;&gt; Rose Day Pictures &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Rose Day SMS&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;Love and a red rose can&#39;t be hide.&lt;br /&gt;I wish you a very happy Rose Day.&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;Only in art will the lion lie down with the lamb, and the rose grow without thorn, so accept the reality of life and create something useful out of thorns.&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;True friendship is like a rose. We can&#39;t realize it&#39;s beauty until it fades. &lt;br /&gt;Happy Rose Day My Friend.&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&#39;square&#39;&gt;&lt;quote&gt;A very happy Rosy Rosy Rose Day To A Friend Like Rose. Happy Rose Day Buddy&lt;/quote&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/3464280040173502372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/02/7-February-Rose-Day-Quotes-SMS-Pictures.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/3464280040173502372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/3464280040173502372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2013/02/7-February-Rose-Day-Quotes-SMS-Pictures.html' title='Rose Day Quotes, Pictures and SMS'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q40MYrDJM1M/URSI09quoFI/AAAAAAAAAc8/2N5bcU4fAdk/s72-c/blue-rose.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-377549008028227490</id><published>2012-08-14T21:18:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2013-02-23T00:01:47.802+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Breakup SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Friendship Sms"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Ghazal"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Missing You SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sad SMS"/><title type='text'>World&#39;s Best Sad Hindi SMS Messages and Text | Top 5 Sad Hindi Shayar</title><content type='html'>&lt;h2&gt;About This Sad Hindi SMS Post &lt;/h2&gt;Shayari is one of the best thing given to us by Hindi language and Sad SMS or Sad shayars are in demand nowadays. So here I am posting top five sad sms in Hindi language.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Top Sad Hindi SMS&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Zindagi&lt;/b&gt; : &lt;br /&gt;Zindagi Bahut Kuchh Sikhati Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Kabhi Hasati Hai Kabhi Rulati Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Khud Se Bhi Jyada Kisi Par Vishwash Mat Karna,&lt;br /&gt;Kyuki Andhere Mein Toh Parchai Bhi Saath Chhod Jati Hai…&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Unki Chahat&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unki Chahat Mein Dil Majboor Ho Gaya,&lt;br /&gt;Bewafai Karna Unka Dastur Ho Gaya,&lt;br /&gt;Kasur Unka Nahi Mera Tha,&lt;br /&gt;Hum Ne Chaha Hi Itna Ki Unko Shayad Gurur Ho Gaya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- adsense --&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dagga Deti Hai&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kaise Kahein Ke Zindagi Kya Deti Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Har Kadam Par Ye Dagga Deti Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Jinki Jaan Se Bhi Jyda Keemat Ho Dil Mai,&lt;br /&gt;Unhi Se Door Rehne Ki Sajja Deti Hai…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Nafrat Hai Hamse&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kisiko Nafrat Hai Humse,&lt;br /&gt;koi Pyar Kiye Baitha Hain,&lt;br /&gt;Kisiko Yakin Nahi Hamara,&lt;br /&gt;koi Aitbar Kiye Baitha Hain,&lt;br /&gt;kisiko Arzu Hi Nhi Milne Ki,&lt;br /&gt;to Koi Intzar Kiye Baitha Hain.......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Naseeb Mera&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Naseeb Mera Mujhse Khafa H0 Jata Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Apna Jisko Bi Mano Bewafa Ho Jata Hai.&lt;br /&gt;Q Na Ho Shikayat Meri Nazro Ko Raat Se&lt;br /&gt;Sapna Pura Hota Nahi 0r Sawera Ho Jata Hai&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;I hope you will enjoy this sad hindi shayari and sad hindi sms text messages.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/377549008028227490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2012/08/worlds-best-sah-hindi-sms-messages-and.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/377549008028227490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/377549008028227490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2012/08/worlds-best-sah-hindi-sms-messages-and.html' title='World&#39;s Best Sad Hindi SMS Messages and Text | Top 5 Sad Hindi Shayar'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-1964959967227415007</id><published>2012-08-04T18:59:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2013-02-09T16:12:48.753+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Flirt SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Friendship Sms"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Love SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Missing You SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Promise SMS"/><title type='text'>Friendship Day Special SMS and Quotes | A Special post on Friendship Day</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt;About These Friendship Messages SMS &lt;/h3&gt;This post is dedicated to all my friends who are not with me anymore.&lt;br /&gt;Tomorrow i.e. August 05, 2012 is Friendship Day and I remember my friends.&lt;br /&gt;These Hindi and Punjabi SMS collection is exclusively dedicated to all my friends who are with me or who were with me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li type=&quot;square&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woh The To Kahin Waqt Thehrta Hi Na Tha ,&lt;br /&gt;Ab Waqt Guzarney Main Bohat Waqt Lagta Hai.&lt;b&gt;[In Hindi] - My Favorite&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&quot;square&quot;&gt;Tumhen Maloom To Hoga Mere Dosto,&lt;br /&gt;Ki Ek Shaksh Hai Jo Tumpe Jaan Bhi Loota Sakta Hai.&lt;b&gt;[In Hindi]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;!-- Adsense --&gt;&lt;li type=&quot;square&quot;&gt;Girlfriend: Hey, Please Don&#39;t Drink and Drive. You might meet an accident.&lt;br /&gt;Boy: Thanks Baby you are so Caring.. (Formal Language)&lt;br /&gt;Friend: Hey, Please Don&#39;t Drink and Drive. You might meet an accident.&lt;br /&gt;Boy: Don&#39;t teach your father how to drive.(Feeling from heart) &lt;b&gt;[In English]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&quot;square&quot;&gt;♥♥&lt;br /&gt;SamaJh me Kuchh Nahi aata,&lt;br /&gt;Ye KaiSa Haal HaiN Mera,&lt;br /&gt;Unhin Dosto ko Soch Kar HanSNa,&lt;br /&gt;UsSi ko Soch Kar RoNa..♥♥&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;For a detailed article with friendship SMS, Quotes, Images, Messages and more Friendship material with gift Ideas on this Friendship Day Please visit &lt;a href=&quot;http://articals.sunilsaharan.in/2012/08/friendship-day-special-sms-picture.html&quot; title=&quot;images, quotes, wallpaper, shayari on Friendship Day&quot; target=_blank&gt; Friendship Quotes, Images, Gift Ideas and More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/1964959967227415007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2012/08/friendship-day-special-sms-and-quotes.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/1964959967227415007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/1964959967227415007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2012/08/friendship-day-special-sms-and-quotes.html' title='Friendship Day Special SMS and Quotes | A Special post on Friendship Day'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-7318737690264613564</id><published>2012-06-07T20:06:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2016-04-02T10:12:10.820+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Examination SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Punjabi SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Teacher Student Joke"/><title type='text'>Some Excellent Exam SMS Messages | Hindi, English, Punjabi Exam SMS</title><content type='html'>&lt;h2&gt;Some Best Exam SMS &lt;/h2&gt;Hello Friends, Here are some of the best exam SMS in three different languages viz. Hindi, English and Punjabi. &lt;img align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;272&quot; width=&quot;320&quot; src=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wj9FQuTrSU0/T9C7tD8THEI/AAAAAAAAADA/Tm9S8OqS3fQ/s320/studying.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Studying&quot;&gt;  &lt;h3&gt;Exam SMS : English &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li type=&quot;square&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Essay on Friend&lt;/b&gt; In an examination, It was asked to write an essay on the topic &lt;u&gt;&quot; True Friend&quot;&lt;/u&gt;. I wrote - &quot;Any combination of million words made from 26 alphabets can never explain my &lt;u&gt;&quot; True Friend&quot;&lt;/u&gt;&quot; . . . . &lt;br&gt;&lt;!-- adsense --&gt;&lt;br&gt;Don&#39;t get emotional my friend.I got a zero in the exam.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&quot;square&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Degree Without Brain&lt;/b&gt; A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :P A silent message for all students.... &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li type=&quot;square&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chintoo Exam SMS : Answer to Girl&lt;/b&gt; In examination hall a girl asked to Chintoo-&quot; Please tell me the beginning of the third question and I&#39;ll manage to write the rest.&quot; Chintoo looked around for sometime and then spoke very slowly . . . &quot;The&quot; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Exam SMS : Punjabi &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li type=&quot;square&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chintoo Exam SMS : Answer to Girl&lt;/b&gt; Ek Prikya de douran ek kudi ne Chintoo nu puchheya : &quot; Menu es prashan da suru da hissa das de, baki main aap kar lenwagi.&quot; Chintoo ne thode cher edhar odhar vekya fer holi jehi bolya  . . . &quot;The&quot; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Exam SMS : Hindi &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li type=&quot;square&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chintoo Exam SMS : Answer to Girl&lt;/b&gt; Ek Prikshya ke douran ek ladki ne Chintoo se puchha : &quot; Mujhe es prashan ka suru ka hissa bta de, baki main aap kar lungi.&quot; Chintoo ne thode der idhar udhar dekha or fir dhire se bola  . . . &quot;The&quot; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/7318737690264613564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2012/06/some-excellent-exam-sms-messages-hindi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/7318737690264613564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/7318737690264613564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2012/06/some-excellent-exam-sms-messages-hindi.html' title='Some Excellent Exam SMS Messages | Hindi, English, Punjabi Exam SMS'/><author><name>Sunil Saharan</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/100257830195678153166</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh5.googleusercontent.com/-B-rxJTKx8t4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAb0/ieno_wwNonQ/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wj9FQuTrSU0/T9C7tD8THEI/AAAAAAAAADA/Tm9S8OqS3fQ/s72-c/studying.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total><georss:featurename>Chkkan Ghorawali Rd, Chakkan, Haryana, India</georss:featurename><georss:point>29.568679425235132 74.794921875</georss:point><georss:box>29.127000925235134 74.163207875 30.01035792523513 75.426635875</georss:box></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-6335745071910634837</id><published>2011-07-06T08:28:00.003+05:30</published><updated>2011-07-06T08:56:44.496+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Love SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Sad SMS"/><title type='text'>Top Sad Hindi SMS With English and Punjabi Translation</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; About These Sad SMS Messages &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Friends,&lt;br /&gt;These sms messages are some of the best sad messages in Hindi language.&lt;br /&gt;For those who are not familiar with Hindi language, I am providing English and Punjabi translation of these sms messages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Sad Hindi SMS Messages &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sad Hindi SMS 1&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Umar Ki Raah Me Rasta Badal Jata Hai,&lt;br /&gt;Waqt Ki Aandhi Me Insaan Badal Jata Hai.&lt;br /&gt;Sochte Hai Aapko Itna Yaad Na Karein,&lt;br /&gt;Par Aankhein Band Karte Hi Irada Badal Jata Hai.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sad Hindi SMS 2&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unhein Nafrat Thi Hamse To Izhaar Kyun Kia,&lt;br /&gt;Dena Hi Tha Zahar To Pyaar Kyun Kia,&lt;br /&gt;Dekar Zahar Kahte Hai Peena Hoga,&lt;br /&gt;Or Jab Pee Gaye To Bole Meri Kasam Jeena Hoga.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sad Hindi SMS 3&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kaash !! &lt;br /&gt;Koi Majboori Na Hoti,&lt;br /&gt;To Teri Meri Doori Na Hoti,&lt;br /&gt;Agar Mil Jati Izazat Tujhse Milne Ki,&lt;br /&gt;To Aaj Meri Kahani Adhoori Na Hoti.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Sad Hindi SMS : Punjabi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sad Hindi SMS 1 : Punjabi Translation&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Umaraan Diyan Raahan Che Raaste Badal Jande Ne,&lt;br /&gt;Waqt Di Annheri Che Bande Badal Jande Ne,&lt;br /&gt;Assi Sochde Haan Ke Tennu Inna Yaad Na Kariye,&lt;br /&gt;Par Aankhan Band Karde Hi Soch Badal Jandi Ae.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sad Hindi SMS 2 : Punjabi Translation&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Je Ohna Nu Nafrat Sei Taan Izhaar Kyun Kitta,&lt;br /&gt;Dena Hi Sei Je Zahar Taan Pyaar Kyun Kitta,&lt;br /&gt;Deke Oh Zahar Menu Kahnda Ke Peena Pau Tenu,&lt;br /&gt;Ate Jad Pee Leya Taan Taan Kehnda Meri Kasam Jeena Pau Tenu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sad Hindi SMS 3 : Punjabi Translation&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kaash !! &lt;br /&gt;Koi Majboori Na Hundi&lt;br /&gt;Taan Teri Meri Doori Na Hundi,&lt;br /&gt;Atte Je Mil Jandi Izazat Tethon Milan Di,&lt;br /&gt;Taan Ajj Rooh Meri Adhoori Na Hundi.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Sad Hindi SMS : English Translation &lt;/h3&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sad Hindi SMS 1 : English Translation &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our Ways Changes With Time,&lt;br /&gt;People Changes With Time,&lt;br /&gt;I Often Think That I Shouldn&#39;t Miss You,&lt;br /&gt;But My Thoughts Changes With Time.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sad Hindi SMS 2 : English Translation &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If He Never Loved Me, Why He Said So,&lt;br /&gt;If He Was There To Kill Me, Why He Loved Me,&lt;br /&gt;He Asked Me To Drink The Poison Of Broken Heart,&lt;br /&gt;And When I Did Asked Me To Live For Himself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sad Hindi SMS 3 : English Translation &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This Message Indicated The Fact That A True Love Is Always Incomplete Till The Person You Love Is Yours.&lt;br /&gt;I Don&#39;t Want To Destroy The Meaning Of The Message That&#39;s Why I Am Not Providing English Translation Of his Message.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/6335745071910634837/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/07/top-sad-hindi-sms-with-english-and.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/6335745071910634837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/6335745071910634837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/07/top-sad-hindi-sms-with-english-and.html' title='Top Sad Hindi SMS With English and Punjabi Translation'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-2372428971609030246</id><published>2011-06-26T10:06:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2011-06-26T10:13:59.987+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Husband Wife SMS"/><title type='text'>Funny SMS message about the meaning of Wife - Lovely arguments</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This message is among the most popular sms message from husband wife sms category. The message show lovely and cute arguments between husband and wife in daily life by meaning of full form. &lt;br /&gt;Everyone has his own meaning of definition of WIFE and those who are bachelor are yet to create one. So look at this message and see the meaning of wife with funny full forms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Husband Wife Funny SMS : English &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Husband and wife were in a argument and suddenly husband asks the wife &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt; Do you know the meaning of wife ? &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and then without a time break answered that it is &lt;b&gt; W&lt;/b&gt;ithout &lt;b&gt;I&lt;/b&gt;nformation &lt;b&gt;F&lt;/b&gt;ighting &lt;b&gt;E&lt;/b&gt;verytime .&lt;br /&gt;Wife was very smart she quickly replied : &quot;No, its not that. The correct meaning is  &lt;b&gt; W&lt;/b&gt;ith &lt;b&gt;I&lt;/b&gt;diot &lt;b&gt;F&lt;/b&gt;or &lt;b&gt;E&lt;/b&gt;very .&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;orange&quot;&gt; NOTE &lt;/font&gt; :&lt;br /&gt;Hindi and Punjabi translation of this husband wife sms are not available as it include abbreviation that have full forms in english and the message will loose its meaning if translated.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/2372428971609030246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/06/funny-messages-about-meaning-of-wife.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/2372428971609030246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/2372428971609030246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/06/funny-messages-about-meaning-of-wife.html' title='Funny SMS message about the meaning of Wife - Lovely arguments'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-5451257012343181412</id><published>2011-06-11T09:42:00.003+05:30</published><updated>2011-06-11T20:07:20.778+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Punjabi SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Wine SMS"/><title type='text'>A Cute Funny Way To Propose A Girl And Her Reply : Superb Message In Hindi, English and Punjabi</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a very funny punjabi sms message with hindi translation. It explains how a boy tries to convince a girl to love him by drinking various kind of wines and also explains the replies by the girl. I am damn sure that you will enjoy this long discussion between a cute boy and smart girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;  : Punjabi Message &lt;/h3&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Mainu Hoya C ISHQ!&lt;br /&gt;Oh Kehndi &quot;NO This Is RISK&quot;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Main Marya Propose Pee Ke WHISKY!&lt;br /&gt;Oh Kehndi &quot;Naa, Tu Ho Gya RISKY&quot;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jad Main Peeke Aaya BEER!&lt;br /&gt;Oh Kehndi &quot;Naa, Haje V Gal Ni Bani DEAR&quot;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jad Main Peeti RUM!&lt;br /&gt;Kehndi &quot; Haje Vi Teri Gal Che Hai Ni Dum!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Main Keha Main Ho Gaya Tere Peeche Sharabi!&lt;br /&gt;Oh Kehndi &quot; Ahi Tere Che Hai KHARABI&quot;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Main Keha Mainu Hai Tere Naal PYAR!&lt;br /&gt;Kehndi &quot; I Am Sorry, I Have Already 1 YAAR&quot;...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;  : Hindi Translation &lt;/h3&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Mujhe Hua Tha ISHQ!&lt;br /&gt;Wo Khti &quot;NO, This is RISK&quot;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maine Kiya Propose, Pee Ke WHISKY!&lt;br /&gt;Wo Kahti &quot;Naa, Tu Ho Gya RISKY&quot;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jab Main Peeke Aaya BEER!&lt;br /&gt;Wo Boli &quot;Naa, Abhi Bhi Baat Nhin Bani DEAR&quot;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jab Maine Pee RUM!&lt;br /&gt;Kehti &quot;Abhi Bhi Teri Baat Me Nhin H DUM!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maine Kaha Main Ho Gya Tere Peeche Sharabi!&lt;br /&gt;Kehti &quot; Yahi Hai Tujhme KHARABI&quot;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maine Kaha Mujhe Hai Tujhse PYAR!&lt;br /&gt;Wo Kahti &quot; Mera Pahle Hi Hai Ek YAAR&quot;...</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/5451257012343181412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/06/cute-funny-sms-to-propose-girl-and-her.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/5451257012343181412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/5451257012343181412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/06/cute-funny-sms-to-propose-girl-and-her.html' title='A Cute Funny Way To Propose A Girl And Her Reply : Superb Message In Hindi, English and Punjabi'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-5446389288171168536</id><published>2011-05-06T18:59:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2011-05-06T19:07:24.283+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Mother&#39;s Day SMS"/><title type='text'>Mother&#39;s Day special SMS and Quotes | 8 May 2011 SMS, Quotes | Mother&#39;s Day Wishes</title><content type='html'>Hello Friends,&lt;br /&gt;Here is the collection of some finest Mother&#39;s day sms and quotes being celebrated on 8th May, 2011.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Mother&#39;s Day Quotes &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;You can&#39;t give her shelter in your body but can have her in your heart&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mother is the only God in this World rest are out of the world so keep your God always Happy because you never know whether out of the world God are Happy or not ?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mother can change what God has written in our destiny but God can&#39;t change what mother has written.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;A mother is one who can survive even if her son/daughter is getting proper food. Can A Son/Daughter?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Mother&#39;s Day SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Always remember two persons in this world&lt;br /&gt;First who can do anything for our victory (Father)&lt;br /&gt;and&lt;br /&gt;2nd we always call when we are in trouble (Mother)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.&lt;br /&gt;Your heart understood when I needed a friend.&lt;br /&gt;Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.&lt;br /&gt;Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mom I am incomplete without you. I am thankful to you for my good up bring. Happy Mother`s Day!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;@@@@@@@@@@Happy mothers day@@@@@@@@@@@@&lt;br /&gt;@@@@@@@@@@I L O V E MOM @@@@@@@@@@@&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/code&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/5446389288171168536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/05/mothers-day-special-sms-and-quotes-8.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/5446389288171168536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/5446389288171168536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/05/mothers-day-special-sms-and-quotes-8.html' title='Mother&#39;s Day special SMS and Quotes | 8 May 2011 SMS, Quotes | Mother&#39;s Day Wishes'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-2749747112519749819</id><published>2011-05-05T21:14:00.003+05:30</published><updated>2011-05-05T21:25:39.471+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Rajni Special"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Santa Banta Mix"/><title type='text'>Santa V/S Rajnikant - Unlimited Funny SMS Text Message</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a superb funny sms. Normally Rajnikant is considered as extremely funny and a person who do extraordinary things. Actually he is actor in South Indian Film Industry.&lt;br /&gt;Here is a funny text message on him. It shows how Santa (A Famous indian funny character) beats him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Santa V/S Rajnikant - Unlimited Fun : English &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: What is half of 8 ?&lt;br /&gt;Rajnikant: 4&lt;br /&gt;Santa: It depend upon how you are looking. If you are looking horizntaly then it will be &#39;0&#39; and if you divide it vertically it will be verticly &#39;3&#39;.&lt;br /&gt;For the first time in history, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rajni Lost! Santa Rocks !!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Santa V/S Rajnikant - Unlimited Fun : Punjabi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: 8 da aadha ki hunda hae ?&lt;br /&gt;Rajnikant: 4.&lt;br /&gt;Santa: Jee, ae taan depend karda hai ki tussi kinve adha kar rahe to je khade nu addha karoge taan ae &#39;0&#39; hovega ate je vichaleyon addha karoge taan ae &#39;3&#39; hoyega.&lt;br /&gt;Ehi oh jawaab si jide naal, Itihaas vich pahli baar &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rajni Haar gaya te Santa baaji maar gaya !!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Santa V/S Rajnikant - Unlimited Fun : Hindi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: 8 ka aadha kya hota hai ?&lt;br /&gt;Rajnikant: 4.&lt;br /&gt;Santa: Jee, Ye to depend karta hai ki aap kaise aadha kar rahe ho. Agar sidha aadha karoge to &#39;0&#39; hoga or agar beech me se aadha karoge to &#39;3&#39; hoga.&lt;br /&gt;Yahi vo jawaab tha jiske saath hi, Itihaas me pahli baar, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rajni Haar gaya Aur Santa baaji maar gaya !!!&lt;/b&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/2749747112519749819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/05/santa-vs-rajnikant-unlimited-funny-sms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/2749747112519749819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/2749747112519749819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/05/santa-vs-rajnikant-unlimited-funny-sms.html' title='Santa V/S Rajnikant - Unlimited Funny SMS Text Message'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-5083211537613327263</id><published>2011-04-29T16:30:00.004+05:30</published><updated>2011-04-29T16:46:05.765+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Examination SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Reservation SMS"/><title type='text'>Funny Examination and Reservation SMS Message in English with Punjabi and Hindi Translation</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; About Funny Examination SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Friends,&lt;br /&gt;After the famous &lt;a href=&quot;http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2009/11/new-guidline-in-india-for-exams.html&quot; title=&quot;New Guidelines for Exams in India&quot; target=_blank&gt;Guidelines for Examination&lt;/a&gt; I am here again with a serious Examination SMS based on reservation.&lt;br /&gt;Yesterday I got this sms on my mobile. In first reading I took it as a funny sms on examination but after reading it twice I got the real meaning inside this message and understood how serious is the reservation to us.&lt;br /&gt;It seems a funny message but if the current scenario doesn&#39;t change the condition may be true, so lets at least think about it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Funny Examination SMS : English &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;New Examination Pattern in India (Revised):&lt;br /&gt;General Students - Answer all questions&lt;br /&gt;OBC - Answer any one question&lt;br /&gt;SC - Only read questions&lt;br /&gt;ST - Thanks for coming.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;CHEERS TO RESERVATION!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Funny Examination and reservation SMS : Punjabi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;India Da Navaan Pareeksha Tareeka (Sudhareya Hoya):&lt;br /&gt;Samanya Vidyarathi - Saare parshan karne jaroori&lt;br /&gt;OBC Aale vidyarthi - Koi Ik parshan karna&lt;br /&gt;SC aale students - Kewal saare parshan padhna jaroori&lt;br /&gt;ST aale students - Paper vich aun layi dhanwaad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt; RESERVATION Zindabaad!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Funny Examination and reservation SMS : Hindi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;India Me Nayaa Pareeksha Tareeka (Sudhra Hua Roop):&lt;br /&gt;Samanya Vidyarathi - Saare parshan karne jaroori&lt;br /&gt;OBC Wale - Koi Bhi ek parshan karna Jaroori&lt;br /&gt;SC wale- Kewal saare parshan padhnein&lt;br /&gt;ST wale students - Paper mein aane ke liye dhanwaad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt; RESERVATION Zindabaad!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Friends,&lt;br /&gt;This is not just an sms but is the current picture of our country so I request you to think over it.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/5083211537613327263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/04/funny-examination-and-reservation-sms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/5083211537613327263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/5083211537613327263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/04/funny-examination-and-reservation-sms.html' title='Funny Examination and Reservation SMS Message in English with Punjabi and Hindi Translation'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-3318398286895337181</id><published>2011-03-06T07:18:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-06T07:27:46.098+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Husband Wife SMS"/><title type='text'>Funny Husband Wife Joke in Hindi, English and Punjabi</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; Funny Husband Wife Joke : English &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wife To Her Husband ( in Romantic Mood ) : Darling, Today I am feeling something different, put me on fire.&lt;br /&gt;Husband took some petrol and put his wife on fire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moral : Express your feelings in simple words otherwise it may hurt you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Pati patni Chutkula : Punjabi Translation &lt;/h3&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Patni ( pati nu ) : Aji, aaj taan mere tann badan che aag la deyo.&lt;br /&gt;Pati ne petrol chukeya te patni nu fook ta.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shikhya : Apni bhawnawan nu aasan shabdaan che byaan krya kro nahin taan eh tuhanu nuksaan pahuncha sakdiyaan ne.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Pati patni joke : Hindi Translation &lt;/h3&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Patni ( Pati se, Romantic Andaaz Me ) : Priye, aaj to mere tan badan me aag laga do.&lt;br /&gt;Pati ne petrol ka dibba uthaya or aag laga di.&lt;br /&gt;Shiksha : Apni bawnaon ko aasan shabdon me waykt krein anytha parinam bhugtne ke liye taiyaar rahein.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a funny husband wife joke and in favour of husbands because it says how you can put your wife on fire ? ;-)</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/3318398286895337181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/03/funny-husband-wife-joke-in-hindi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/3318398286895337181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/3318398286895337181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/03/funny-husband-wife-joke-in-hindi.html' title='Funny Husband Wife Joke in Hindi, English and Punjabi'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-2929329446620245283</id><published>2011-03-02T08:00:00.001+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-02T08:00:54.572+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Festival SMS"/><title type='text'>Mahashivratri SMS messages, egreetings, wish messages, happy mahashivratri sms wishes</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; Mahashivratri SMS Messages : E-SMS for your friends and family &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is collection of best shiv ratri or mahashivratri sms messages or wish greetings. You can send these shivratri sms messages to your friends, family members or relatives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt; Chandan Ki Khooshboo,&lt;br /&gt;Resham Ka Haar,&lt;br /&gt;Sawan Ki Sugandh,&lt;br /&gt;Barish Ki Fuhaar,&lt;br /&gt;Radha Ki Umeed,&lt;br /&gt;Kanahaiyaa Ka Pyaar,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt; Mubarak Ho Aapko, Mahashivratri Ka Tyohaar &lt;/u&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bhang ki bauchar,&lt;br /&gt;Shiv Bhole ka pyar,&lt;br /&gt;Yahi hai yaaron Mahashivratri ka tyohar.&lt;br /&gt;Happy MahaShivRatri!!!!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt; Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,&lt;br /&gt;Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,&lt;br /&gt;Mubaraq ho aapko Mahashivratri ka tyohar,&lt;br /&gt;Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Shiv aur shakti ke milan ki hardik badhai&lt;br /&gt;Happy Shivrarthi - Jai Shankar&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta hai,&lt;br /&gt;sbke dilon ko surur milta hai,&lt;br /&gt;jobhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,&lt;br /&gt;kuch na kuch zarror milta hai&lt;br /&gt;&quot;JAI BABA AMARNATH&quot;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; &lt;/code&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; About These SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These are some sms messages that you can send to your friends on the occasion of this Shivratri. Mahashivratri or shivratri is an indian festival that people celebrates by keeping fast on this day. These sms are about shivratri and about lord shiv shankar.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/2929329446620245283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/03/mahashivratri-sms-messages-egreetings.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/2929329446620245283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/2929329446620245283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/03/mahashivratri-sms-messages-egreetings.html' title='Mahashivratri SMS messages, egreetings, wish messages, happy mahashivratri sms wishes'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-5588269970518720388</id><published>2011-02-28T14:44:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-02-28T14:54:08.385+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Friendship Sms"/><title type='text'>Top Friendship SMS Message</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; Top Three Friendship SMS Messages &lt;/h3&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt; We are born in different places,&lt;br /&gt;We are grown in different places,&lt;br /&gt;We have different taste and life style,&lt;br /&gt;but, still we are connected with a single relation&lt;br /&gt;that&#39;s &lt;b&gt;FRIENDSHIP&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt; Love is not only made for those Who love each other,&lt;br /&gt;But, it is also made for those Friends who understand each other &lt;b&gt; More Then Lovers. &lt;/b&gt; &lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt; My heart is like an open book,&lt;br /&gt;It depend upon how you read me.&lt;br /&gt;Don&#39;t Judge me by my cover,&lt;br /&gt;Look in and discover . .&lt;br /&gt;I&#39;ll be your true friend forever. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a collection of top three sms about friends and that&#39;s why I called it a best friendship sms collection message.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/5588269970518720388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/02/top-friendship-sms-message.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/5588269970518720388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/5588269970518720388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/02/top-friendship-sms-message.html' title='Top Friendship SMS Message'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-8688197099088212992</id><published>2011-02-28T14:36:00.001+05:30</published><updated>2011-02-28T14:36:15.002+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Girls SMS"/><title type='text'>Funny Poem on Girls in Hindi and Punjabi</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; Funny Girl&#39;s SMS Poem : Hindi &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Phone Mat Kiya Karo Dear,&lt;br /&gt;Mom Hoti Hai Near.&lt;br /&gt;Papa Se Lagta Hai Fear,&lt;br /&gt;Baat Bhi Hoti Nahin Clear,&lt;br /&gt;Isliye SMS Karo Dear,&lt;br /&gt;Without Fear and Very Clear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;  : Punjabi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Phone Na Karya Karo Dear,&lt;br /&gt;Mummy Hundi Hai Near.&lt;br /&gt;Papa Ton Lagta Hai Fear,&lt;br /&gt;Gallan Vi Hundi Nahin Clear,&lt;br /&gt;Esleyi SMS Karya Karo Dear,&lt;br /&gt;Without Fear and Very Clear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a very funny sms poem on girls. In this poem a girl is explaining why her boyfriend should sms her instead of calling her because she is not able to talk to him on phone due to fear of her father and mother.&lt;br /&gt;A funny, rhythmic and superb poem on girls in hindi and punjabi language.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/8688197099088212992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/02/funny-poem-on-girls-in-hindi-and.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/8688197099088212992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/8688197099088212992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/02/funny-poem-on-girls-in-hindi-and.html' title='Funny Poem on Girls in Hindi and Punjabi'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-7377440654344893478</id><published>2011-02-26T06:43:00.000+05:30</published><updated>2011-02-26T06:52:20.717+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Father Son SMS"/><title type='text'>Funny Father Son Conversation SMS Message</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; Cute Father Son Talk : English &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Son was crying.&lt;br /&gt;Dad came and asked :&lt;b&gt; Why are you crying ?&lt;br /&gt;Tell me. I am your friend Na ! &lt;br /&gt;Son&lt;/b&gt;: Nothing Buddy. I just asked for more chocolate and your sweet heart slap me. Its all. :) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Cute Father Son Talk : Punjabi Translation &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ek munda baitha ro reha c.&lt;br /&gt;Ohda pyo aaya te puchhan laga : ki gal hoyi puttar ? Menu das, main taan tera dost haan.&lt;br /&gt;Puttar : Kujj nahin yaar. Bas thodi jehi chocolate jyada mang leyi c taan tere aali ne mareya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Cute Father Son Talk : Hindi Translation &lt;/h3&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Ek ladka baitha ro raha tha.&lt;br /&gt;Uska baap aaya aur bola : kya hua bete ? Mujhe btao main to tumhare dost jaisa hun na !&lt;br /&gt;Beta : kuchh nahin yaar. Bas chocolate thodi jyada mang li to tere wali ne maara.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a nice father and son talk where a son talk with his father like his friend.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/7377440654344893478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/02/funny-father-son-conversation-sms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/7377440654344893478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/7377440654344893478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/02/funny-father-son-conversation-sms.html' title='Funny Father Son Conversation SMS Message'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9095414284064761303.post-4151991288628679042</id><published>2011-02-25T16:26:00.002+05:30</published><updated>2011-03-06T07:37:19.820+05:30</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny SMS"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Naughty SMS"/><title type='text'>Superb answer by a boy to indian old man</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt; Funny SMS : English &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A boy was siting with his girlfriend in a park behind a tree.&lt;br /&gt;An indian old men came and asked &lt;b&gt; Son ! If it is our Sanskriti (culture) ? &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boy replied : &lt;b&gt;No. Its not your Sanskriti(also name of girl in India). Its Pallavi. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Best Funny Joke  : Punjabi Translation &lt;/h3&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Ek munda apni girl friend naal ek ped de thalle ek park che baitha si.&lt;br /&gt;Ek budhha jeha aaya te kenda &quot; Beta. Ke eh sadi sanskriti ae ? &quot;&lt;br /&gt;Munda kehnda : &quot; Na uncle G. Eh Tuhadi sanskriti nahin. Eh taan pados aali Pallavi ae. &quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; Best Funny Joke : Hindi Translation &lt;/h3&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Ek ladka apni premika ke sath ek ped ke pichhe ek park baitha tha.&lt;br /&gt;Ek budha aaya or bola &quot; Beta, Kya ye hamari Sanskriti hai ?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Ladka : &quot; Nahin Uncle G. Ye aapki Sanskriti nahin hai. Ye to pados wali Pallavi hai. &quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt; About This SMS &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This funny sms is related to indian culture. Normally in india it is considered that girls shouldn&#39;t go out with their boy friend. This sms means when the old men asked that if it is our sanskriti(culture) the boy though the old men is asking for their daughter and replied no its not your sanskriti, it is Pallavi.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/feeds/4151991288628679042/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/02/superb-answer-by-boy-to-indian-old-man.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/4151991288628679042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9095414284064761303/posts/default/4151991288628679042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://complete-sms-world.blogspot.com/2011/02/superb-answer-by-boy-to-indian-old-man.html' title='Superb answer by a boy to indian old man'/><author><name>Nishtha 2</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_babAU93_fxI/TUg787Ur29I/AAAAAAAAABY/oTn984p-7tQ/s220/Sad_9.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>