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noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 00:10:00 -0700

A YOUNG girl went to a priest and confessed that she had incurred the sin of vanity.
'What makes you think that?'asked the Father confessor.
'Because every morning when i look into the mirror,I think how beautiful I am.'
'Never fear, my child', was the reassuring reply.'That isn't a sin, it's only a mistake'.

Three persons -- an American, an Englishman and a Sardarji were convicted in USA for murder; but they were given a choice -- to die by hanging, or electric chair or an AIDS injection.
The Englishman opted for the first, and he was hanged. The American said he did not want to die like the Englishman with his tongue sticking out and fighting for life for one or two hours. He opted for the electric chair and he died. The Sararji opted for the AIDS injection, so his trousers were pulled down, and he was given a big dose of AIDS injection in his bottom.
Soon after, the Sardarji was found jumping about, singing and laughing. On being asked what he so happy about, the sardarji replied, 'You people thought you were very clever giving me that injection but you did not realise that I was wearing a condom at the time!'

Today's Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:47:00 -0700

SANTA and Banta fell on bad days. Both had lost their jobs and did not know from where they would get their next meal.Let burgle Seth Ameer Chand house/ suggested Banta. He’s said to have lots of silver and gold jewellery.
The two managed to get into Seth's house after midnight. Santa packed up all the silver plates and cups. Accidentally a cup fell on the marble floor. Some members of the Seth's family wope up and shouted ,'kaun hai?' (Who is there?) Santa had the presence of mind to reply 'Meaoon'.
Their was silence. Santa put his loot in the bag and slipped out of the house into darkness. Banta contiued to look for other things in the Seth's house. Once again something slipped out of his hand and crashed on the marble floor. Once again came a loud voice demanding, 'Kaun hai?'
(Who is there?)
Banta replied,'Ek aur billi.'(This is another cat.)

Tasty Beginning

As part of the regimental Raising Day celebrations, a formal dinner was being organised in the officers' mess. Since some British ex-officers of the regiment were coming, it was decided that the menu should be an English one. The secretary, being a true son of the soil, not only could not quite understand the meaning of horsd' oeuvres, but found it rather difficult to pronounce. At a meeting to discuss the mess function, the commanding officer asked about the menu for the dinner. The mess secretary brought the house down by proudly announcing, 'Sir we shall began with the whore!'

A GENTLEMAN, very proud of his wit, while leaving for office used to say to his wife:
'Good-bye, Oh Mother of four!'
One morning, his wife, who had had enough, retorted: 'Ta, Ta! Father of two!'
That ended the husband's witticisms.

Spell Bound

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:35:00 -0700

A man bought a packet of medicine worth Rs 100 and the sales man assure that it is the best medicine for your stomach please take it regularily and after 15 days if their is no benifit you can come and have your money back. The medicine did not work and rather it had adverse effect. The man went to the sales man and told him that i am not been benefitted and please return my money Sales man said how can you say their is no benefit we have been benefitted.and so their is no question of paying the money back.