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A fat lady - Health expert - Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 10:35:54 PDT

A fat lady : (To a health expert) Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness.

Health expert : Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time.

Fat lady : At which particular time?

Health expert : Whenever anybody asks you to eat.

Twisted Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:56:03 PDT

HuM HuM Nahi,

TuM TuM Nahi,

HuM TuM Nahi

Aur TuM HuM Nahi,

HuM Wo Nahi,

Wo HuM Nahi,

TuM Wo Nahi Wo TuM Nahi,

To Aakhir HuM Teen Hai Kaun???

Knee Puppet Act by Robo Ganesh

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:19:58 PDT

Knee Puppet Act by Robo Ganesh

Funny email addresses of the stars…

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:30:00 PST

AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com

AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv

AnilKapoor: expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com

SalmanKhan: why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.c om

ShahRukhKhan: over_emotions@mostmovies.com

RamGopalVarma: same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in

SunilShetty: hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com

AamirKhan: whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com

AamirKhan(alternateaddress): married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com

SaifAliKhan: goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com

HritikRoshan: main_aisa_kyon_hoon@howtheheckdoweknow.com

HritikRoshan(alternateaddress): main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com

AjayDevgan: finally_I_started_to_act@aftersomanyyears.com

BobbyDeol: noone_thinks_I_can_act@getanotherjob.com

Sunny Deol: He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address
is a secret.

Urmila: ramgopalvarma_has_forgotten_me@nomorerangeela.com

MallikaSherawat: I_dont_need_to_act@overexposureworks.com

AmishaPatel: Kaho_na_pyaar_hai@wasmyonlyhit.com

KareenaKapoor: oh_iam_so_cute_and_talented@nobodyelsethinksso.com

Raveena Tandon: waiting_for_third_umpire@stumped.com

Importance of periods - Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:52:33 PST

Teacher : Do you know the importance of periods ?

Student : Yes once my sister she has missed two , my mom fainted , father got heart attack and our driver run away .

Why did the chicken cross the road?- Funny Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 03:35:00 PST

DR.PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra... @&&^(C% ........REBOOT!

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens!

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:46:57 PST

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,

WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,

MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,

MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

Mathematical Conversions

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:26:34 PST

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa:

Ton! Ton! Ton!

Java Interview attended by our Banta Singh

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:19:12 PST

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... Nothing more

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can't communicate.

Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep to.

Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.

Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.

Beautiful superb Pictures Of Raindrops and Flowers

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 10:42:43 PST

Santa Banta Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:20:52 PST

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok

Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down

Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad

Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Don’t take my seat

Interviewer :...

Amazing flying fish!

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:18:07 PST

Amazing flying fish!

Funny jokes on good character..

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 04:15:44 PST

Teacher : if you want to make your character good, then say all woman 'Mother'.
Student: well that will make my character good, but what about my Father ??

Link exchange?

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 03:55:46 PST

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Identify the gender

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 03:51:06 PST

So which one do you think is male or female in this animation? It shouldn't be hard..lol

Cat in a Bowl

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 03:43:52 PST

Cat in a Bowl

Amazing Animal Camelion Change Colors

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 07:29:52 PST

Amazing Animal Camelion Change Colors

Very Funny Pepsi Commercial Add

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 07:05:53 PST

Very Funny Pepsi Commercial Add

Free email Subscription

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:05:29 PST

Free email Subscription

Amazing pictures of snakes

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:33:45 PST

Tags : Amazing pictures of snakes

Superb Funny Fingers

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:37:36 PST

Hands up Cat - funny Picture

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:54:22 PDT

Hands up Cat - funny Picture

Amazing! Bird sounds from the lyre bird - David Attenborough - BBC wildlife

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:46:12 PDT

Amazing! Bird sounds from the lyre bird - David Attenborough - BBC wildlife

Test Tube Pandas - Adorable Twin Cubs

noreply@blogger.com (Sva) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:16:01 PDT

Adorable Twin Cubs - Test Tube Pandas