tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25710508226036646462012-02-16T16:21:11.356-08:00funkyupdates.comFunky, cool, funny & weird status updates. Update your facebook, twitter or buzz status straight from our site. Loads of funky updates.Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.comBlogger90125Funkyupdateshttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-15632417813162107572010-08-14T03:02:00.000-07:002010-08-14T03:05:10.339-07:002010-08-14T03:05:10.339-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">is thinking that finding somebody to spend the night with is not the problem, it's finding someone you want to wake-up with which is the tricky part.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-1563241781316210757?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Vqu8pgB70IAs98g0HBxWQzFvIIo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Vqu8pgB70IAs98g0HBxWQzFvIIo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/v4Mekk_X5Tg" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com2http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/08/i-dont-call-it-drinking-alone.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-9336563496935069542010-08-14T03:00:00.001-07:002010-08-14T03:00:59.972-07:002010-08-14T03:00:59.972-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">is not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-933656349693506954?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mF3CeV7NphJP660skFb-68zdNYo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mF3CeV7NphJP660skFb-68zdNYo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/NyI7dgKDEr4" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/08/is-not-under-alkafluence-of-inkahol.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-88293016772434763922010-08-14T02:59:00.002-07:002010-08-14T03:00:27.780-07:002010-08-14T03:00:27.780-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">It doesn't matter whether you win or lose - until you lose.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-8829301677243476392?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eg9grlBd4YxibVKnFt-V7RsCAcE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eg9grlBd4YxibVKnFt-V7RsCAcE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/4_F1yW1K8fs" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/08/it-doesnt-matter-whether-you-win-or.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-38129475985960400862010-08-14T02:59:00.001-07:002010-08-14T02:59:30.320-07:002010-08-14T02:59:30.320-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">thinks if we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-3812947598596040086?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FqVxtK4uPj1_5-YLk41TILuixcg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FqVxtK4uPj1_5-YLk41TILuixcg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/HjS0xQQDLWs" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/08/thinks-if-we-all-work-together-we-can.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-67004860274864612942010-08-10T22:54:00.002-07:002010-08-10T22:55:13.439-07:002010-08-10T22:55:13.439-07:00<strong>is going outside to talk to the purple dinosaur in the tree house</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-6700486027486461294?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yMyAQle93-WsERpgbMjmYLl8ZRk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yMyAQle93-WsERpgbMjmYLl8ZRk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/jjRoi3LPTgM" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/08/warning-limited-bullshit-tolerance.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-47294128453348196062010-08-10T22:53:00.001-07:002010-08-10T22:53:33.999-07:002010-08-10T22:53:33.999-07:00<strong>has heard that You Tube, twitter and facebook are all to merge, it will be know as YouTwitFace.com</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-4729412845334819606?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GoqoXoDMvqYrapGckAZo8kAjrDc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GoqoXoDMvqYrapGckAZo8kAjrDc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/6O8Do6vS83o" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/08/has-heard-that-you-tube-twitter-and.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-18047726387808209762010-08-04T21:14:00.000-07:002010-08-04T21:21:25.622-07:002010-08-04T21:21:25.622-07:00<strong>Just because you´ve always done it that way doesn´t mean it´s not incredibly stupid.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-1804772638780820976?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HwhVKURCeYNAAJGw4P13Q1KPivU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HwhVKURCeYNAAJGw4P13Q1KPivU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/d6f8nKhfeYQ" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com1http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/08/just-because-youve-always-done-it-that.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-46792705185151444722010-08-02T03:05:00.000-07:002010-08-02T03:06:07.932-07:002010-08-02T03:06:07.932-07:00<strong>Sometimes your knight in shing armor is just a retard in a tin foil.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-4679270518515144472?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-z9t7OaGYqXUs4shlmEYxFI6h0s/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-z9t7OaGYqXUs4shlmEYxFI6h0s/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/cuV9uQOlsHo" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com2http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/08/sometimes-your-knight-in-shing-armor-is.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-89045650250044656012010-07-29T23:16:00.002-07:002010-07-29T23:17:40.682-07:002010-07-29T23:17:40.682-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">believes it was so much easier being a stalker before the Internet was invented</span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-8904565025004465601?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2gBSuKqgkqEdVE1JvvMrm3AJ5gY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2gBSuKqgkqEdVE1JvvMrm3AJ5gY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/KfF52MjsTiI" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com5http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/believes-it-was-so-much-easier-being.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-89604728555470900632010-07-29T23:16:00.001-07:002010-07-29T23:16:21.831-07:002010-07-29T23:16:21.831-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">thinks he might eventually have been able to be genuinely interested in other people if he hadn´t been such an awesome, shit-hot, brilliant, stunning, intelligent, amazingly beautiful die-hard narcissist</span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-8960472855547090063?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EGgSSHdPX8KxzB9CVLX6sO6hnI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8EGgSSHdPX8KxzB9CVLX6sO6hnI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/Tb8ad_dx5PA" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com1http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/thinks-he-might-eventually-have-been.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-65080946372101474642010-07-29T23:14:00.001-07:002010-07-29T23:14:33.880-07:002010-07-29T23:14:33.880-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">girls assume when I yawn that I've lost interest in what they have to say, but truth be told, I was never interested.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-6508094637210147464?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QuVihybSpvAX8YVWyjHbS0cpo2I/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QuVihybSpvAX8YVWyjHbS0cpo2I/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/C1PidB9LqLs" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com1http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/girls-assume-when-i-yawn-that-ive-lost.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-1925133290771696282010-07-29T23:13:00.000-07:002010-07-29T23:14:06.771-07:002010-07-29T23:14:06.771-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">had a bad nightmare that Farmville animals were raising imaginary people on Facebook</span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-192513329077169628?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0IxO3YO_UpRNoDm27l0BS-WY9jk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0IxO3YO_UpRNoDm27l0BS-WY9jk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/7_Xw8QcfRxA" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/had-bad-nightmare-that-farmville.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-24630781581471895342010-07-29T23:12:00.000-07:002010-07-29T23:13:01.133-07:002010-07-29T23:13:01.133-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">could make a major difference if I wasn´t so busy doing minor things.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-2463078158147189534?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rcGy3Gv4boOqIhQq_2c-dFHgadc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rcGy3Gv4boOqIhQq_2c-dFHgadc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/Cjv-yYauXOY" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/could-make-major-difference-if-i-wasnt.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-80478413805581504412010-07-29T23:09:00.002-07:002010-07-29T23:19:36.314-07:002010-07-29T23:19:36.314-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">That which comes into the world and disturbs nothing deserves neither patience nor respect.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-8047841380558150441?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GoDsIuW34rfPazLljyiUHENx_RQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/GoDsIuW34rfPazLljyiUHENx_RQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/CjHSwO5vF5U" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/that-which-comes-into-world-and.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-73742209359957786072010-07-29T23:09:00.001-07:002010-07-29T23:09:36.019-07:002010-07-29T23:09:36.019-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">wants you to know that this Facebook Status update is doing its small part in our collective effort to kill the art of letter writing.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-7374220935995778607?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9QHHH4cvePWBsz7Pfrs8Gg5zIMY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9QHHH4cvePWBsz7Pfrs8Gg5zIMY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/UjH_fdRohZc" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/wants-you-to-know-that-this-facebook.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-57235336365290264042010-07-29T23:07:00.000-07:002010-07-29T23:08:05.650-07:002010-07-29T23:08:05.650-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">thinks that alcohol is never the answer......unless the question is, "What is C2H5OH?"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-5723533636529026404?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0JzEvEv5JX4S9RvMuABilMN4JV0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0JzEvEv5JX4S9RvMuABilMN4JV0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/L0Qk95g2RL4" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/thinks-that-alcohol-is-never-answer.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-20756236347133705102010-07-29T23:06:00.000-07:002010-07-29T23:07:07.338-07:002010-07-29T23:07:07.338-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">thinks that if you send me one more Mafia invite, we're playing for real.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-2075623634713370510?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Z7OMCWppGay4r6bkUF1ZggSY3PA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Z7OMCWppGay4r6bkUF1ZggSY3PA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/TgYF9AHtBvw" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/has-enough-money-to-last-me-rest-of-my.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-71369273904091766412010-07-29T23:03:00.000-07:002010-07-29T23:04:04.184-07:002010-07-29T23:04:04.184-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Women: can't live with them, can't finish this status update without having to sleep on the couch.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-7136927390409176641?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eygiOu6XUJGoBz9_8CHGZayYfbM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eygiOu6XUJGoBz9_8CHGZayYfbM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/eFYHgsgAgfM" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/women-cant-live-with-them-cant-finish.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-2410339500548458432010-07-29T23:02:00.000-07:002010-07-29T23:03:11.541-07:002010-07-29T23:03:11.541-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">has stopped using his indicators. It´s nobody´s business where I am going!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-241033950054845843?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PzeZ2-I6eShi5xL2Dwmon_Nmwug/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PzeZ2-I6eShi5xL2Dwmon_Nmwug/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/uK3XSGx9jvE" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/has-stopped-using-his-indicators.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-22446025143546493202010-07-29T23:01:00.001-07:002010-07-29T23:01:58.164-07:002010-07-29T23:01:58.164-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Build a man a fire he’s warm for a day, set him on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-2244602514354649320?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DVrz4eaM58sbI89F0GN79zaGO7o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DVrz4eaM58sbI89F0GN79zaGO7o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Funkyupdates/~4/8ZEFJ55NJKw" height="1" width="1"/>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03241370535901872912noreply@blogger.com0http://www.funkyupdates.com/2010/07/good-pun-is-its-own-reword.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2571050822603664646.post-39638297102125444762010-07-29T23:00:00.001-07:002010-07-29T23:00:35.552-07:002010-07-29T23:00:35.552-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Became a fan of not becoming a fan of everything on Facebook.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2571050822603664646-3963829710212544476?l=www.funkyupdates.com' alt='' /></div>
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