FUN 'N' HUMOUR

The new Photograph of hair loss

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Office Humour

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Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!

Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .'

Amazing & Unknown Facts!

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# Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
# The Barbie doll’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
# The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
# Ants never sleep!
# Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never called his wife or mother because they were both deaf.
# An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
# Butterflies taste with their feet.
# Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
# The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
# “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
# Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
# The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.
# TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
# The shortest English word that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E, and F is “feedback.”
# You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
# Money isn’t made out of paper. It’s made out of cotton.
# Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.
# Charlie Chaplin once won the third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
# In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10
# Honey is the only food that doesn’t spoil.

Funny Conversation between Boy & Girl

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Something spl for U...

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Something special for u...
Click on the below link. You will get a black page. Click your mouse anywhere (& everywhere) on the page & see what happens! Better yet, click &
drag your mouse over the black page_ !! pls click and see my gift to you

Click Here

Mark Zuckerberg watch out !!!

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IS IT TRUE?

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Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE .

At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

Last but not least ..
TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!

Why we want to go home from school?

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Most Romantic way to chase a girl ;)

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The Rocket Jump

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Amazing tree named - "Nareepol" in Thai.

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This is an amazing tree named - "Nareepol" in Thai.

Naree means "girl/woman" and pol means plant/tree or"buah" in Malay. It means women tree. It is amazing what God create the World in many forms that amused human beings…….You can see the real tree at Petchaboon province about almost 500 kms away from Bangkok.

If u r really loving some.........

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Girl and a Guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

(Girl hugs him)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his
helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

How it is possible ?

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Perpetually ascending staircase.
How can the man go up all the time? Can such a staircase be built as a real object?

This is brilliant! Answer It Guys

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If you can not decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Japanese. Keep pulling until your eyes are almost closed...It works.

Post ur Answers,
what is the word in that Blocks,find it n Post.

How people fall in love

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Rules to live by

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Women vs Men At Shopping

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Coffee Kissing Sculpture

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How Companies Got Their Names

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Apple Computers
It was the favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers
if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 O'clock.

CISCO
It is not an acronym as popularly believed. It is short for San Francisco.

Compaq
This name was formed by using COMp, for computer, and PAQ to denote a small integral object.

Corel
The name was derived from the founder's name Dr.Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland REsearch Laboratory.

Google
The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros.After founders - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google'

Hotmail
Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world.When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective uppercasing.

Hewlett Packard
Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.

Intel
Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.

Lotus (Notes)
Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

Microsoft
Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.

Motorola
Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.

ORACLE
Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such). The project was designed to help use the newly written SQL code by IBM. The project eventually was terminated but Larry and Bob decided to finish what they started and bring it to the world. They kept the name Oracle and created the RDBMS engine. Later they kept the same name for the company.

Sony
It originated from the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.

SUN
Founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network. Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer; Vinod Khosla recruited him and Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it, and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer.

Yahoo!
The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels'. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! Founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.

Do not take seriously -it is animated toon only

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Software Development Team

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How a Software Development Team works

Best Stunt

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The Best Stunt Ever...
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Our Office Complaint Department

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Unlimited phone calls (Nokia)

2010-04-29T09:28:00.001+05:30

Nokia's new mobile where you can make unlimited calls.

Only limited editions are released for beta test.

Get your edition quickly and make unlimited calls and henceforth forget paying phone bills.

More more information about the new device, Scroll down,

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Who says earth is big.... Look at this...

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Watch Slowly What Happens!!!