Funniest Gadgets

Bacon Dashboard Dancer

Gadget Guy — Mon, 03 Mar 2014 19:28:03 +0000

Get that bacon shakin’ with a Bacon Dashboard Dancer. Instead of a hula girl on your dash, it’s something (arguably) meatier- bacon. The bumpier the road, the more his little pork moves sizzle. He’s so cute (and delicious) you might have trouble keeping your eyes on the road. But please do, so you can get to your destination safely and eat more bacon.

Googly Eyes Bag Clip

Gadget Guy — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 23:35:58 +0000

Those eyes are going craaaaaazy. Keep your chips fresh and your kitchen style fresher with these Googly Eye Bag Clips. Each one clips a bag tightly shut with eyes that really move around. It’s probably the most fun you can have while keeping your food fresh (wait, my refrigerator is saying no. What does he know anyway?)

Plush Toast Wireless Speaker

Gadget Guy — Wed, 27 Nov 2013 15:16:48 +0000

“Jam” out to your favorite tunes with this Plush Toast Wireless Speaker. This bluetooth enabled speaker really rocks and rolls…. err rocks and breads?! Not a roll. We’re on a roll though, and this speaker also wraps around your iPad or lesser brand tablet to protect it from all that rockin’. So plush, so rocking.

Toilet Bowl Salt and Pepper Shakers

Gadget Guy — Wed, 02 Oct 2013 17:54:02 +0000

It’s the new American Standard. Taking a cue from the restroom and bringing it into your kitchen is the Toilet Salt and Pepper Shaker set. Yes the salt comes out of the urinal and appropriately enough pepper from the toilet bowl. Each ceramic spice shaker measures 2.5″ tall. You’ll have to drop about 5 deuces to pay for this set ($10).

NFL Snuggies

Gadget Guy — Tue, 24 Sep 2013 04:33:57 +0000

There’s nothing better to curl up in while watching a battalion of massive men smash into each other on the gridiron than a blanket with sleeves. If you’re going to look ridiculous in your own living room, you might as well support your team with these NFL Snuggies. They’re just like blankets except you have the freedom to move your arms to grab a drink, snack, remote, gesture at the refs, flex, or cover your face in shame.

Hey Ryan Gosling Earrings

Gadget Guy — Sun, 08 Sep 2013 15:34:29 +0000

Get your Gosling on (literally) with these Hey Ryan Gosling Earrings. It’s a pair of post-backed studs with a stud named Ryan on them. It might just be the closest you get to Mr. Gosling. That’s right, we said Mr., show some respect.

Million Dollar Blanket

Gadget Guy — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 01:37:59 +0000

Sleep like a millionaire with the Million Dollar Blanket. At least that’s how I think they sleep, after they dive headfirst into their piles of gold coins followed by their duck nephews. This comfy blanket has a giant million dollar bill printed on one side. Made of 100% polyester so it’s machine washable (yes that would be money laundering).

Chill Baby Volume Knob Pacifier

Gadget Guy — Tue, 30 Jul 2013 15:16:28 +0000

Ever wish there was a way to simply turn down the volume on a screaming baby? Well you can’t really do that, but it sure looks like it with the Chill Baby Volume Pacifier. Plop in this BPA-free silicone pacifier into the baby’s mouth and the volume drops to zero. And thank goodness it does because that baby goes to 11. Great gift for new parents (or yourself).

Fun Slides Carpet Skates

Gadget Guy — Fri, 19 Jul 2013 23:04:36 +0000

Strap on a pair of Simtec Fun Slides Carpet Skates and you’ll be glad glad glad that you’re a glide. Slide across the carpet as if it were a sheet of ice. Highly static ice, with ugly floral patterns and weird stains, but ice nonetheless. Play hockey indoors…or even some games with real excitement like curling. One size fits all.

Das Kapital Bank

Gadget Guy — Mon, 08 Jul 2013 19:42:04 +0000

Pay into the machine with the Das Kapital Coin Bank. This bank features the bust of philosopher Karl Marx. Of course Mr. Marx would have you believe that when your bank fills up, you need to share the money with everyone. But since we’re not living in a Marxist regime, feel free to spend those coins how you wish. Might I suggest slot machines?