Don’t we all love to nibble on chocolate – even the most manly of us craves a Yorkie bar occassionally. Yeh but men aren’t going to buy this t-shirt about our weakness for the brown stuff are we? It’ll be women that strangly prefer chocolate to sex – well tell them that if they do start to pile on the pounts that there’s no better way to work it off than get between the sheets with you for a few hours. In fact you could say you’ll become their personal trainer and help them lose as much weight as they can.

If your wife or girlfriend just can’t get enough of it, then get them this t-shirt!

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We’re constantly surrounded by censorship, you can’t move for it. Of course you don’t want kids growing up too soon – they’ll be drinking your beer and knicking your birds FFS!! But there used to be great free porn on those German channels on Sky and you don’t get those anymore WTF!

They even put porn on the top-shelf so that short people can’t get them. What would a midget do if he wanted something frappable? The world’s not right in the head! If you too want to protest about how we’re constantly told what is good for us then get this Blessed Are The Sensors For They Shall Inhibit The Earth t-shirt form IIWII for just £12.95! There aren’t any other funny t-shirt shops this cheap (that I know of).

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I never got one with the new series of Star Trek, I was a fan of the original one from 1966 to 1969 with William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk – they just seemed more intense.

ow if Bones fooked up in the engine room then this “Boldly Going Nowhere” t-shirt would be spok on! Cough. Perhaps you should even wear it if you’re catchig a Ryan Air flight and have to complain to the helpful staff about why your flight is delayed a light year!

Of course its not the most hilarious of tees, but if you like it, why don’t you just get yourself it?!

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You’ve gotta love this one. If you’re a bit of a tough dude who loves his cuppa then this t-shirt has got to be for you! The image on the front is hilarious and a damn fine depiction of the man. But I do pitty the fool that takes the piss out of you wearing it – it’s a classic in the making.

B. A. Baracus wouldn’t put up with any crap, and nor should you. Be a gentle giant with this Mr Tea t-shirt!

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How many times do you go to a party at some dodgy Labour club and go up to the DJ and ask for a kick-arse tune and the guy doesn’t have it? Like he can’t use iTunes or Spotify?! DJs are just crap at having decent tunes so why don’t they just wear a t-shirt like this from Shot Dead In The Head?

It reads “No I Don’t Do Requests. Please Fuck Off” – class. So take the hint, get yourself another bevvy and get a grove on – there’s nowt wrong with a bit of “It’s raining men!”.

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Don’t do it! I mean getting married. It’ll be the end of all your fun, you’ll have less money and she’ll have a five year plan set out for you as soon as that wrong pops on her finger! If you can’t back out of it now then you have no choice but to make hay whilst the sun shines, and there’s no better time than on you stag night!

There’s no fancy imagery with this t-shirt. Instead it simply says: “Getting Married – So Grab It While You Can”! Whether you risk getting caught by your wife-to-be is your call. But at least you should get some attention!!

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Hopefully you’re not one of those people that are going to line the streets of London wanting to captch a glimpse of Kate Middleton on her way to her wedding to Prince William or somebody that’s going to get the bunting out and a street party? Well I bet Edward and Sophie are pissed off the attention that these two are getting as their wedding was hardly as eagerly awaited as Will and Kate’s – diddums.

Apparently the Royal Stag Do was yesterday – heaven knows what they get up to, but I wonder if anything was like this t-shirt? Princy-boy putting on his crown and banging some commoner from behind? Good work if he did. We all know he’s not like that though don’t we? If he did, surely that’d be game over!

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Charlie Sheen is a twitter phenomenom, and why not? The guy is having a hoot, and giving us a good ol’ chuckle at the same time. Life is to fecking short to be serious. That’s not to mean you can shorten it even further with a tonne of coke, but …

What the heck if you’d like to join the Tiger Blood craze you can with this unofficial Tiger Blood T-shirt. But WTF is Tiger Blood all about? The biggest surprise is that there’s nothing on Wikipedia, which is a bit of a shock. All those groovy, edgy people must have forgotten to tell the rest of the world what it’s all about.

But one of the most interesting things, that most people have seem not to remember is that Charlie said that the collapse of the World Trade Centre looked like a controlled demolition – good work dude!

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For those of you in fear for loosing your job through the government’s spending cuts or you just feel that more money should be spend through the public sector then this has to be the t-shirt for you.

Following on from the #march26 protests this has to be t-shirt of choice for protestors of Summer 2011 given that there will be more during the hot months ahead. You’ve got various different opportunities including the Royal Wedding so get with the programme and wear your disdain on your chest.

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If you’re upset with the rise in the student fees, school building closures, public sector job cuts, this, that, the other, even then you have get yourself this Con-Dem Nation T-Shirt fron Red Molotov!

Nick Clegg and David Cameron has pissed off more people in the first fire months of their coalition then perhaps some people could have possibly thought. And if you’re not saving for your student fees then you could part with £14.99 for this t-shirt from Red Molotov which comes in a range of colours and sizes.

Comedy Rating: 3/10
Offensive Rating: 0/10

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