Funny and Crazy

Wanna Have It?

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 17:35:00 +0000

Very Bad Accident

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:37:00 +0000

A hunter was out enjoying a nice morning in the woods when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged ... shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor, who said, "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Chicago Symphony. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eyes!"

Christmast According to Psychiatric Patients

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:40:00 +0000

Christmast is over, how'd you spend your time? Was it happy, boring, or sad day?
We've surveyed some psychiatric patient what they think about christmast, and we've got some funny answers:

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Homicidal --- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer and I was Driving....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Depressed --- Blue Christmas & I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Merry Christmast! It's Time for Santa Claus to Have Fun!

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 23:48:00 +0000

Merry Christmast for all of you! How is your Christmast eve? Did Santa Clause visited you & gave a present?

It's been a busy week for Santa Claus, and after spending last night dropping present to people all around the world, now it's time for having fun! And the old man knows how to enjoying life much than we do. He's very old and experienced tough...

Nature Is Playing Fool To Us

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:23:00 +0000

Hey don't blame me. It's the nature playing some tricks to us...

Kamasutra!

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:38:00 +0000

Think You Know Everything About Life? Then Think About This...

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:25:00 +0000

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching.

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

World's Most Pointless Machine

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:22:00 +0000

Maybe it's not pointless at all...
I think it could be used as mousetrap or funny cardoor trap for car thief...

Self Plagiarism?

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:36:00 +0000

Men's Health 2007 Vs. Men's Health 2009...

German Tourist in NYC

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:05:00 +0000

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In
Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.)The local
guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER
here, you MORON!"  The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to
the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle.

"And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands.

"Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."

Beach, Sun, Bikini, Babe, and Ouch!

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:31:00 +0000

Makes perfect combination for LOL :)

Latest Army Technology

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:36:00 +0000

No wonder US troops failed to conquere Iraq...

If Human Invaded Mars

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:41:00 +0000

Go home! You already have your own!

Catholic Childrens

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 04:52:00 +0000

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, her figure is 38D - 24 - 34. When she walks into a room, people say,

"Oh My God !"

Funny Adv Clip - Evian Roller Babies (International Version)

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:26:00 +0000

After posting some adult jokes for a while, now here comes our lovely babies in action!

Old Age Romance

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:13:00 +0000

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

she said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck. "Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

Don't Do That Here, Please

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:46:00 +0000

Is there anyone could post the pict of bathroom pipes covered with semen? I just wondered how it looks like...

Why Do We Needs Beer

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:02:00 +0000

Birthday Present

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:46:00 +0000

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How yadoin'?"His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before."Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam thedoor, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is havingnone of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a realbitch tonight, Dave."

Santa Claus is Preparing for Christmas!

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:47:00 +0000

Yeah, Christmas is a month from now, and Santa Claus already started preparing for the big day!

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Back to Past Time Celeb - David Hasselhoff's Weird Clip

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:26:00 +0000

Remember those days when we waited for Baywatch on TV and watched Pamela running on beach with her boobies bouncing? All of us remembered that scene, but anybody remembered David Hasselhoff? Maybe most of us hate his hero-wanna-be acting on that show, but I'm pretty sure you'll love his song (don't forget that he is also a singer... just don't forget).

Living Room Inside PC!?

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:54:00 +0000

Are you a computer geekie who crazed about hardware, but didn't (or not yet) have enough income to build your own house? Well at least you can still afford a room for your pleasure, though. A Russian artist made a miniature of living room inside a PC. Yes, this room has a sofa, armchairs, coffee table and a working lamp. Sure, those are also miniatures so those can fix into small space in PC. Wanna have this reddish room for your own? Open your PC cover, and pimp it up!

Three Types

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:37:00 +0000

Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?

A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right." An airline stewardess says, "Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally."

Elderly Couple in Doctor's Office

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:04:00 +0000

An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want
to have a baby." The doctor replies,"At your age I don't think it's possible, but I'll give
you a jar, come back in a few days with a sperm sample."
So the couple comes back a few days later.They give the doctor an empty jar.
The doctor says,"I was afraid of this." The old man says,"No, it's not what you think. I tried it with my left hand. I tried it with my right hand. She tried it with her left hand. She tried it with her right hand. She tried it with her teeth in. She tried it with her teeth out. But we couldn't get the lid off the jar."

Grand Theft Auto Vs Flogger Mashup!

noreply@blogger.com (Funny and Crazy) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:30:00 +0000

Hillarious fight!