Funny and Hilarious

Calvin and Hobbes Christmas Comic Strip

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:51:00 +0530

What did Calvin want with those Christmas Lights?

Christmas Lights Funny Comic Strip Calvin and Hobbes

UFOs !
LAND HERE!

Funny Christmas Card for Dad

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:31:00 +0530

Funny Christmas Greeting Card for Father

. Message on Card:
Dad, you know it was pretty obvious that you were "Santa" all those years.
It'd be really stupid not to know that!
Merry Christmas Dad!

Funny Christmas Card

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:01:00 +0530

Reindeer Stop

Funny Christmas Greeting Card

. Funny Christmas Card Picture of Flying Santa and his Reindeer.
Well! funny thing is that Santa is flying but he is not on his Sleigh. :D

Funny Christmas Song - If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas - Joe Pesci

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Thu, 8 Dec 2011 13:38:00 +0530

If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas Funny Song

Joe Pesci sings Christmas Classic. Happy Holidays From the Goodfellas.

If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas Song Lyrics:

Santa works all day in his workshop
Makin' a lotta games and toys
Then one day he hops in his sleigh
to bring them to the girls and boys

Santa's just as nice as he could be
There's just one ******' thing that worries me..

If it doesn't snow on Christmas
How's fatass gonna use that sleigh?
In case of rain,
would there be a train
that'll speed him on his way?

If it doesn't snow this Christmas
How's fatass get around to us?
Say he breaks down
on his way to town
Would they let him use a bus?

I sent him a nice long letter
and I hope it's not in vain
I really would feel much better
if the fat **** flew a plane

Now they say he's got eight reindeer
for the sleigh he's drivin' here
But how the ****'s he go
if it doesn't snow on Christmas this year?

Take it, boys..aah, that's so pretty...
Wunnerful, ******' wunnerful...

I sent him a nice long letter
and I hope it's not in vain
I really would feel much better
if the fat **** flew a plane

Now they say he's got eight reindeer
for the sleigh he's drivin' here
But how the ****'s he go
if it doesn't snow on Christmas this year?

(kids from 'Joe's neighborhood' sing the chorus while Joe talks over them)

All right! I got a treat for ya! ..

Listen to these kids! Are they great? ..

Beautiful, beautiful! ..

Are these kids great, or what? ..

Ahhh, they're wonderful, wonderful...

(...for the sleigh he's driving here
but how the ****'s he..)
Ah, ah! Watch your mouths, your mothers might be listenin' now. That's very sweet.

Terrific, kids, terrific! You're just great. Everybody come over here! Ya did a great job and I got candy for everybody! (Yay!)

...Alright! Alright! Which one of you little pricks stole all the ******' candy canes? Ahh, nice, nice kids. Where'd ya get 'em, from a ******' jail? ******' reform school brats! Get the **** outta here all ah yez!

(Awww!)

Girl: "It was Stewart! I saw! You took the candy!"

"I didn't do nothin'!"

"Yes, you did!"

(noise & shouting)

Funny Ten Ways to Confuse Santa Claus on Christmas Day

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Sat, 3 Dec 2011 19:56:00 +0530

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

4. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

5. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

6. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

7. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

8. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us.

9. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

10. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strip

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Sun, 15 May 2011 12:06:00 +0530

Funny Comic Strip Calvin and Hobbes

I don't want to go to school. I don't want to know anything new.

Father's Day Funny Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Wed, 4 May 2011 12:02:00 +0530

Funny Quotations for Father's Day

"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."

"I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong."

"It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was."

"I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started."

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."

"A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again."

"My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it."

Happy Father's Day

Funny Cartoon April Fool Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 20:35:00 +0530

April Fool Cartoon

Funny Army Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 20:30:00 +0530

“ Forgiving terrorist is left to God, But fixing their appointment with God is Our responsibility.”

“ Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange and interesting people, and kill them.”

“ The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.” — General George S. Patton

“ When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.” — Dick Gregory

“ All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time.” - Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC

“ We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.” — General Douglas MacArthur

“ Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?” — George Wallace

Pearl Harbour Radio Operator: “Is there anything that we can provide?”
Response from Marine Commander on Wake Island: “Send us more Japs!”
.... Said to be one of the last radio transmissions received from the Marines on Wake Island before it fell to the Japanese, 1941.

Army Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Wed, 9 Mar 2011 13:56:00 +0530

The Army Troops were in the battlefield for Two Weeks when the Sergeant announces,
“I’ve got Good news and Bad news.

First the Good news, today we are going to Change our Underwear.”

The troops started Cheering at the news.”

Now for the Bad news.
Balbir, you change with Salim.
Keshav you change with Samson.”

Funny Clip Penguins

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Sat, 5 Mar 2011 18:42:00 +0530

Funny Penguin Clip

So you want to stand beside me!
...There you go.

Funny Short Story Clever Prisoner

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 00:05:00 +0530

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:“Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the entire back garden.”

The prisoner wrote another letter back: “Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the flower.”

Funny Joke God will Provide

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 13:10:00 +0530

Young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.
"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar. Hmm." the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, honey?"

The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."

Funny Cartoon Management Lesson

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 19:58:00 +0530

Funny Management Lesson Cartoon

Never start a project unless all resources are available.

Funny Valentines Day Cartoon

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 14:41:00 +0530

Valentine's Day Cartoon

Cupid

Valentines Day Cartoon Dennis The Menace

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 10:37:00 +0530

Funny Valentines Day Cartoon

Dennis The Menace - Valentine's Day Hug

Funny Valentine Day Cartoon

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:14:00 +0530

Funny Valentine Day Cartoon

The real reason the ice caps are melting.

Valentine's Day Cartoon - Spreading Love

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Tue, 1 Feb 2011 17:46:00 +0530

Funny Valentine's Day Cartoon

Cupid Spreading The Love

Funny Cartoon Picture

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 19:46:00 +0530

Funny Picture Cartoon

I swear its your...

Funny Signboard Warning

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 12:58:00 +0530

Funny Signboard Warning Message

Touching wires causes instant death
$200 Fine

Funny Cartoon Stupid Chickens

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 19:47:00 +0530

Two Stupid Chickens Cartoon

How do i get to the other side?

Funny Photo

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 07:48:00 +0530

Funny Animal Photo

Now we know what one looks like.

Funny Cartoon Crocodile

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 19:34:00 +0530

Funny Cartoon Picture

Family album of a Crocodile

Funny Clip - Soccer

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 19:19:00 +0530

Funny Soccer Clip

Funny Picture Quote - I Work for Money

noreply@blogger.com (Atul Sharma) — Sat, 8 Jan 2011 04:42:00 +0530

Funny Quote Pic

I work for Money
If you want loyalty - Hire a Dog.