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According to survey

2013-10-31T21:38:00.001-07:00

According to survey 70% of students are suffering from AIDS
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Are you not believing
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its true.
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AIDS - Attendance & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrome.

Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from US

2013-10-29T20:50:00.001-07:00

22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds"
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says â€œFree Way" instead of "Highway"
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go"
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution.Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chilli (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food. Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he travelled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

Did you know

2013-10-20T21:35:00.001-07:00

Did you know - why Sachin married an older women and Kumble married an divorce woman?
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bcoz
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batsman like loose balls and spinner like used balls

Ageing….

2013-10-19T22:44:00.000-07:00

Do you know….

2013-10-17T21:19:00.001-07:00

Biscuit
kept in air,

....Becomes
soft,

&

Cake
kept in air,

Becomes
hard,

WHY?…………Scroll
down to find out

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MORAL : Hard, Soft kadu point.

Galiki tirigite evadayina paniki
rakunda pothadu!!!

After result ;

2013-10-13T22:23:00.001-07:00

After result;

if pass :-
mom : antha devudi daya.

dad : nuvvu na kodukuvira.

lover : love u ra

...friends : come let go 2 bar

but if fail :-
mom : epudu tv,mobile a kada.

dad : ammaila venka tiragadame saripoindi.

lover : stupid neku oka target unte kada.

friends : come to lets go 2 bar

Friends will never change

Style of break up :

2013-10-06T21:58:00.002-07:00

Boy bought gift for His Girl friend -

GF : Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy : U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST

TWO CATS DECIDED TO GET MARRIED

2013-10-06T21:55:00.001-07:00

TWO CATS DECIDED TO GET MARRIED

they had a sweet married life

they got the first baby

and the second

first step for their babies

mother worked hard for her family needs

and the father gets to play and has a girlfriend

the children’s grow up without care and became bad boys

one of them became terrorist

the other stay in night clubs

and decided to kill himself out of depression

when dad heard that, he got heart attack

mum lost her mind and became crazy

Moral : Give time to your family

“Life was much simpler when APPLE & BLACKBERRY were just fruits!”

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Rosayya went 2 a hair saloon

2013-10-03T20:34:00.001-07:00

Rosayya went 2 a hair saloon.

The Barbar asked CUT CHEYALA, COUNT CHEYALA?

ROSAYYA smiled & said,
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"COLOUR VEYALI Repu Delhi velali, Sonia ni padeyali....

...Keep smiling..:-):-):-):-)

Once there was a mirror dat killed anyone who lied

2013-09-29T22:03:00.001-07:00

Friend : I think I don’t smoke (died)
American : I think I luv my wife (died)
Engg student : I think.....(died)

Keeps smiling good afternoon.. :-):-)

D biggest joke on doctors

2013-09-22T22:42:00.002-07:00

Doctor to Patients's frnd : Agar ek ganta pehle lee aathe tho hm ese baccha lethe.
Frnd : Abe saale,15 min pehle to accident hua....!!

Smart studenT :-D

2013-09-19T21:57:00.001-07:00

Teacher asks student : What is the half of 8?
Student : Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher : What do mean?
Student : Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

Heart touching words :

2013-09-15T22:48:00.000-07:00

If we lose a PEN we can buy a New one but

If we lose PEN CAP, we cant buy new one!
So,
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Buy tik-tik pen :P

IPL Season 7...!!!! Hillarious

2013-09-15T22:44:00.002-07:00

A LOOK AT THE STATE OF THE NATION TODAY
- OMG !!!!

IPL Season 7...!!! Hillarious

22 things that will happen if & when the IPL is Nationalized:
Just for fun only, but one never
know and this may happen ! ?.

1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing the current one will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India.

2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Commissioner should be her own candidate, Mr Dalit Modi.

3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians . All other players will have their legs broken.

4. The Chennai Super Kings team will renamed Dravida Cricket Kazhagam. Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegience to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively.

5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers etc.

6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked.

7. Honourable ministers will give speeches during breaks in the match.

8. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% members of each team should be reserved for the women.

9. Mayawati will demand reservation for the SC/ST players and also that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets, they cannot be caught or run out, only bowled and that too twice in an innings.

10. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized.

11. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parlimentary Commission.

12. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centers from 10 a.m. to 12.00 noon. The facility to purchase tickets on your cell-phone will immediately be withdrawn.

13. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a Govt doctor examines him.

14. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air-India flight attendants.

15. These new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks as the back drop for ministerial speeches.

16. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7.30 a.m. and subsequently from 3.30 p.m. to 7p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability.

17. Between each innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for the hearing impaired.

18. Agricultural shots can be played only during the phase of the game termed "Krishi Darshan" or "Pawar Play".

19. There will be no matches on weekends or on national/regional holidays.

20. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green.

21. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls to the reserved category players.

22. Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it.

What is tension..?

2013-09-09T22:24:00.003-07:00

A beautiful girl asks lift to u..
on the way she falls ill
and u take care to the hospital..
Doctor says 'congrats';
u r going to become a father..
Thats it. U get tensed..
You say "but that baby is not mine"
But The Girl says "he is only d father of my baby"
U have more tension..
Police comes and medical checkup is done..
Report comes;
which says that u can never become a father..
Even more tension for u..
anyhow u thank god and return home;
then u think;
" At home i have 2 kids..;whose are those..?"
"This is real tension..!!"

Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai??

2013-09-05T22:05:00.002-07:00

Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai??
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DONATE UR EYES
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Kamino ko Social Message b interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hai.. :P :P

Two interesting years!

2013-09-01T22:21:00.002-07:00

1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years :

Interesting Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe.
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.

Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe.
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.

Lessons to be learned :
The next time Charles gets married, someone should warn the Pope. Ashes to ashes!
Liverpool will be crowned Champions of Europe if they have a frank talk with Prince Charles: divorce Camilla and get married again.

Tiger & Tigress resting....Suddenly....

2013-08-11T22:35:00.002-07:00

Tiger & Tigress resting
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Suddenly a deer passes vry fast
Tigeres couldn’t make out & asked
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Wat was dat?
Tiger smiled & said:
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FAST FOOD :D

12 Hilarious Job Ads

2013-08-11T22:22:00.001-07:00

The beauty of Indian Traffic is that....

2013-08-09T03:51:00.002-07:00

The beauty of Indian Traffic is that,

One has to look on both the sides while crossing a
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ONE WAY ROAD! ;-):-D

Sense of Responsibility :

2013-08-04T22:35:00.002-07:00

Sense of responsibility -

A man goes to a library & ask 4r a book on Suicide.
Librarian looks at him
& asks.
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Who’ll return da Book back? :-P

Team Leader Dialogues...I Hope You Are Experienced so....

2013-08-04T22:30:00.002-07:00

Hi,
Nice one.
Subject: Team Lead Dialogues...I Hope You Are Experienced so.....

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Absolutely Brilliant....Euro-English

2013-07-30T22:45:00.000-07:00

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”.. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”.. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vordskontaining “ou”.

And after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Isse Bada PJ Kaha Milega -

2013-07-28T22:42:00.002-07:00

Girl to shopkeeper : Aapke Paas Calculator Hai.?.
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Shopkeeper : Casio.?
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Girl : Mai thik hu, Aap Sunao. :D

A Funny sentence written at the back of a bikers shirt

2013-07-25T19:54:00.002-07:00

A Funny sentence written at the back of a bikers shirt :
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" if u are able to see this sentence please inform me that MY Girlfriend has fallen off..........."