tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918742728573027908Sat, 31 Aug 2024 08:45:10 +0000Funny birthday quoteshttp://funny-birthday-quote.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (George)Blogger6125en-usnonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918742728573027908.post-6019402601474299259Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:57:00 +00002010-01-16T22:58:50.953+02:00Funny birthday quotesFunny Birthday Quotes 1. "Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty." 2. "Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years." 3. "Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened." 4. "Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the http://funny-birthday-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-birthday-quotes_16.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918742728573027908.post-6277797209582969179Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:08:00 +00002010-01-15T21:10:00.519+02:00Funny birthday quotesFunny Birthday Quotes Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.- Jean Paul RichterLet us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.- PlautusBirthdays? yes, in a general way;For the most if not for the best of men:You were born (I suppose) on a certain day:So was I: or perhaps in the night: what then?- James Kenneth StephenFrom our birthday, until we die,Is but the winking of anhttp://funny-birthday-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-birthday-quotes_15.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918742728573027908.post-7881230521205860778Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:44:00 +00002010-01-15T21:09:25.128+02:00Funny birthday quotesFunny birthday quotesMy birthday!--what a different soundThat word had in my youthful ears;And how each time the day comes round,Less and less white its mark appears.- Thomas MooreAge is a high price to pay for maturity.- Tom StoppardA birthday:—and now a day that roseWith much of hope, with meaning rife—A thoughtful day from dawn to close:The middle day of human life.- Jean IngelowIf we could behttp://funny-birthday-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-birthday-quotes_14.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918742728573027908.post-5580796439601469636Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:42:00 +00002010-01-14T19:05:20.114+02:00Funny birthday quotesFunny Birthday Quotes"Ping pong or how the Chinese say: ping pong"Feng"Gives wax off a whole new meaning."Randy DaytonaAfter defeating a young girl: "Don't be so hard on yourself, you got maad skills."[Randy gets punched in the balls]Randy DaytonaRandy Daytona: "You killed him..."Feng: "Well duh, what part of sudden death didn't you understand?""Who the hell said take the cricket from my hand?"http://funny-birthday-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-birthday-quotes_13.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918742728573027908.post-3618517059796890828Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:43:00 +00002010-01-12T20:45:22.839+02:00Funny birthday quotesNothing works better than the gift of laughter. So, spread the joy with these funny birthday quotes. Make your loved ones' birthdays memorable.AnonymousBirthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.Steven WrightLast week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'Samuel JohnsonThe return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with http://funny-birthday-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-birthday-quotes_12.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4918742728573027908.post-5220545191450463583Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:07:00 +00002010-01-11T12:08:46.164+02:00Funny birthday quotesMy wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knowsTime and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.Thirty five is a http://funny-birthday-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-birthday-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0