“tell me off for $2″

Stress relief is an important function that the homeless community can always call upon to earn some extra change. I admire the business plan…but the selling point seems a bit high.

“Brad & Angelina are going to have twins, and I need money for a gift”

It’s always nice to see that pop culture is not lost to the homeless. It’s even nicer to see that the less fortunate are thinking of others and how they can brighten their lives.

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“need money to get drunk so that 2 women can take me home and molest me donations accepted ”
“ninjas killed my family – need money for kung-fu lessons!”

It always pays to have a backup plan intact. I applaud the shotgun approach this young man is employing. If needing money to get molested by 2 women doesn’t pull at the heart strings then surely ninjas killing your family will.

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What the San Francisco bushman lacks in a hilarious sign, he makes up for with scaring the shit out of people.

Despite all the criticisms of Barack Obama as of late, his impact on the public lexicon is both undisputed and profound.

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“smile if you masturbate”

A nice take on an old favorite. Does god really kill a kitten every time you masturbate?

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“will work for pretty rich women”

I am happy to see that even in an economic downturn people are still aiming for the highest employment opportunities available. Never settle for anything less!!!

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