Funny Chaddi

Rajnikanth with love Sardars

2011-02-23T13:55:00.001+05:30

THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!

Rajnikanth titanic in Tamil

2011-02-23T13:54:00.002+05:30

Rajnikanth ’ s next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

Rajnikanth misson impossible

2011-02-23T13:54:00.001+05:30

BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

Rajnikanth buys one acre land

2011-02-23T13:53:00.003+05:30

WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????

....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

rajnikanth & isro

2011-02-23T13:53:00.001+05:30

BREAKING NEWS:

ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!

RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rajnikanth & Egypt

2011-02-23T13:52:00.002+05:30

THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................

..........RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rajnikanth bunked school

2011-02-23T13:52:00.001+05:30

ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!

SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS

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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rajnikant causes Earthquake

2011-02-23T13:50:00.001+05:30

WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????

BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!

Rajnikanth & E-mail

2011-02-23T13:49:00.002+05:30

AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE

RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....

Rajnikanth & Gajni

2011-02-23T13:49:00.001+05:30

BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!

EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!

Rajnikanth & British

2011-02-23T13:48:00.004+05:30

THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....

Rajnikanth & Google

2011-02-23T13:48:00.003+05:30

RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......

THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

Rajnikanth & Solar Eclipse

2011-02-23T13:48:00.001+05:30

DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:

WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!

Rajnikanth & Taxes

2011-02-23T13:47:00.001+05:30

GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!!

Rajnikanth & Kinder Garden

2011-02-23T13:46:00.002+05:30

RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!

Rajnikanth & Fog in india

2011-02-23T13:46:00.001+05:30

RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah Palin : Palin in Beijing !

2010-11-14T19:00:00.000+05:30

Q: Why did Sarah Palin miss the economic summit in Beijing?

A: She thought the capital of China was Chinatown.

Sarah Palin : Palin & Mind reader

2010-11-14T18:59:00.000+05:30

Q. What did the mind reader tell Sarah Palin?

A. "Here's your money back."

Ref. http://palin-jokes.blogspot.com/

Sarah Palin : Public education ?

2010-11-14T18:58:00.001+05:30

Q. What is Sarah Palin's position on emphasizing the basics in public education?

A. She supports math instruction 110%.

Ref. http://palin-jokes.blogspot.com/

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 4

2010-10-27T16:42:00.002+05:30

When Rajnikanth clicks on Check Solution in DEVSquare then DEVSquare crashes…..No one can check Rajnikanth’s code

Rajinikanth can execute a program without writing it!!

Compiler doesnot warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns compiler .....

Default Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!

Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!

Rajinikanth invented SQL!!

Rajinikant can access even private member variables from a different package!!!….

Rajinikant can rollback after commit.

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There is no main function in rajnikant’s code……………….every function is named “RAJNIKANT”
And dare compiler produce an error!

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 3

2010-10-27T16:42:00.001+05:30

THERE IS NO TESTING PHASE IN RAJNIKANT’S SDLC, ALL HIS CODE IS 100 % BUG FREE.

RAJNIKANTH CAN USE HIS BOTH EYES AS PROJECTOR SCREEN FOR 2 PROJECTORS OF THE CLASS…… J

RAJNIKANTH CAN WRITE INTO A READ ONLY FILE

Rajnikanth can initialize objects of abstract class! Nothing abstract about that; if he wants it, he gets it!!!

RAJNIKANT CAN PRINT WITHOUT SETTING SERVER OUTPUT ON

Rajnikant can assign garbage value to global variables…!

RAJNIKANTH CAN REASSIGN VALUES TO FINAL VARIABLES….. :D

RAJNIKANT can copy even from the handson client....

Rajnikant reads only one slide for perception;
As he says “ if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides”
Mind it>>>>>>>>>

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 2

2010-10-27T16:40:00.003+05:30

RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE JAVA CODE IN DOTNET AND VICE VERSA AND MAKE IT RUN!!!!!

VISUAL STUDIO NEVER HANGS FOR RAJNIKANT, BECAUSE IF IT HANGS BILL GATES WILL BE HANGED

RAJNIKANT NEVER WRITES TRY CATCH BLOCK, THERE CAN NEVER BE AN ERROR IN HIS CODE.

RAJNIKANT CAN WRITE 100% FOOLPROOF CODE.

RAJNIKANT NEVER FOLLOWS THE SYNTAX FOR ANY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, HE DECIDES IT.

RAJNIKANT CAN MAKE DOTNET CODE RUN ON A UNIX MACHINE.

Rajnikanth & the DOG !

2010-10-27T16:40:00.001+05:30

Rajinikanth's dogs house has sign on it saying:
"Beware of Owner"!!

Rajnikanth & the medal

2010-10-27T16:39:00.001+05:30

Rajnikanth first takes Gold medal and then starts race.

Rajnikanth & Software Engineers 1

2010-10-27T16:38:00.002+05:30

There is no separate. server machine in Rajni’s project, his local machine is the project server.