Reason For Detention: Disruptive behavior in class. Constantly yelling “All your base belong to us”. When asked to stop he would ignore my request. He is guilty of insubordination. Recommendation of at least 3 days of out of school suspension.

I think a 3 day out of school suspension is reasonable for yelling out tired meme’s all day.

Reason For Detention: After a student said “can it be that big” his comment was “that’s what she said”, these inappropriate comments are made too often.

Reason For Detention: While involved in an elimination basketball game with Mr. Edward’s class, Brandon grabbed his crotch as if to say ‘right here’ to some of Mr. Edwards students.

Mr Edwards, I think you’re going to regret this when Brandon is bagging your groceries in a few years time, he might just put the ice cream in with the roast chicken. What then? What then Mr Edwards.

Reason For Detention: Having a mohawk,  it’s ugly and stupid shave it off.

Apparently this was never actually given out, but is what a student teacher wanted to give a student. His mohawk might look like shit, but at least he isn’t a judgmental prick.

Dear Mrs. [Redcated],

You may already know this, but in case Alex has neglected to tell you, I am assigning him to detention for one hour this Friday, April 22nd. The reason is as follows:

Alex consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me numerous times when I insisted that the length of one kilometer was greater than that of one mile. Every other student in class accepted my lesson without argument, but your son refused to believe what I told him, offering such rebuttals as, “You’re lying to the class,” and commanding other students to challenge my curriculum.

Although he was correct, Alex’s actions show a blatant disregard for authority, and a complete lack of respect for his school. In the future, Alex would be better off simply accepting my teachings without resistance.

Please see to it your son understands this.

Regards,

Adam Hilliker

Dear Adam,

You are an absolute tool.

Signed – The internet

Reason For Detention: Dannie was standing up in class saying “Show me your booty hole”

Just show the man your booty hole and be done with it already, Mrs Hemdon.

Reason for detention: On going nonsense in class

I for one would like that know what that nonsense was!

Reason For Detention: Today in class [redacted] had a program launched called Foxfire.exe. I had told [redacted] to close the program and to resume work but he told me that it was just a different browser and that he was doing his work. I had given him two warnings but he insisted that it was just a “better” browser and that he wasn’t doing anything wrong. I had then issued this detention.

Looks like Microsoft has gotten it’s long arms into this teachers pocket!

Reason For Detention: Off task, reading a book.

We can’t have you reading books in school, you might learn something we don’t approve of!

Reason for detention: Oberserved this student receiving oral sex from another student, I asked both students to report to the office. Chris went to class rather than the office. Chris was sitting in a chair with his pants down to his thighs while the female was on her knees in front of him.

I don’t think that’s what the teacher had in mind when she asked Chris and his female companion to practice for their oral presentation.