Funny Emails

Farm Boy Pranks

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 21:36:18 +0000

Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys: At a high school in Iowa , a group of boy students played a prank. They let three goats loose inside the school. But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4. School Administrators [...]

Daddy’s Home Early

admin — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:08:35 +0000

rriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **’Hello?’** **’Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?’** **’No, Daddy.** **She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.’** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Gabe.’** **’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now..’** Brief Pause. **’Uh, okay [...]

Old Farmers Advice

admin — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:51:30 +0000

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered……not yelled. Meanness don’t just happen overnight. Do not corner something that [...]

Stuff You Didn’t Know

admin — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:48:17 +0000

———— ——— ——— ——— —- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ———— – ———— ——— ——– Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ———— ——— ——— ——— —- Coca-Cola was originally green. ———— ——— ——— ——— —- It is impossible to lick your elbow. [...]

Bungee Jumping In Mexico

admin — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:00:35 +0000

Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Joe, “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico.” . Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they’ll need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel [...]