Hit pause and laugh.Submit something funnyTumblr (3.0; @funnyfreeze)http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0bgregtaK1qza49co1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dailyseinfeld.tumblr.com/post/561237910" target="_blank">dailyseinfeld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>KRAMER</strong>: Ah, Mr. Weatherbee.<br/><strong>GEORGE</strong>: You got the Yankee envelope?<br/><strong>KRAMER</strong>: Sure do.<br/><strong>GEORGE</strong>: oh,<br/><strong>KRAMER</strong>: Here you go. You’ll be pleased to see what’s inside.<br/><strong>GEORGE</strong>: What is this?<br/><strong>KRAMER</strong>: You’re cut of the loot. Stubs gave me 200 dollars for the autographed birthday card that was inside.<br/><strong>GEORGE</strong>: Who told you to sell the card?<br/><strong>KRAMER</strong>: You did.<br/><strong>GEORGE</strong>: No I didn’t!<br/><strong>KRAMER</strong>: No, not in so many words but I believe we had an understanding. (winks)<br/><strong>GEORGE</strong>: I was not winking you idiot. That was the grapefruit. It’s like acid. I need that card back. It’s Mr. Steinbrenner’s. I was responsible.<br/><strong>KRAMER</strong>: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who’s kid’s in the hospital.<br/><strong>GEORGE</strong>: Well get it back! It’s very important. (winks)<br/><strong>KRAMER</strong>: Look, do you want me to get it back or not?<br/><strong>GEORGE</strong>: (holds eyes wide open) Get it back!</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheWink.html" target="_blank">The Wink</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/603994813http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/603994813Sun, 16 May 2010 11:34:47 -0400seinfeld<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l26lh1hD5B1qai492o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Say cheese!</p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/601074108http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/601074108Sat, 15 May 2010 11:30:47 -0400cat<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l218cx3W1W1qb8j17o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hooooopla.tumblr.com/post/577892288/i-need-to-go-to-cedar-point-and-ride-a" target="_blank">hooooopla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I need to go to Cedar Point and ride a rollercoaster so I can have a picture like this!</p> </blockquote>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/598346614http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/598346614Fri, 14 May 2010 11:22:47 -0400rollercoaster<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/MlgRLzY1yjmy8mrnwWpjvJ3Qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://toomuchnick.com/post/76245291/what-the-fuck-is-this" target="_blank">nickdouglas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“What the fuck is this?”</p> </blockquote>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/595400358http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/595400358Thu, 13 May 2010 10:58:50 -0400puff daddyp diddydiddydiddid<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l29vdmGql01qai492o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Tyra has rabies! (I wish)</p> <p>- <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPQdI_bGpQ8" target="_blank">From her horrible TV show</a></p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/592596730http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/592596730Wed, 12 May 2010 10:52:49 -0400tyra bankscrazyrabies<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1x8ut2ftT1qai492o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PEEK-A-BOO!</p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/589677627http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/589677627Tue, 11 May 2010 10:22:50 -0400rugby<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1lgx5vnL31qabyfyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This rollercoaster is a lollercoaster.</p> <p><a href="http://yonderingyves.tumblr.com/post/556152345/this-is-what-i-like-about-rollercoasters-they" target="_blank">yonderingyves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is what i like about rollercoasters, they teach us how to distort our faces more than the photoshop can do</p> </blockquote>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/586896298http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/586896298Mon, 10 May 2010 10:17:49 -0400rollercoaster<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1x8o6lOcL1qai492o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Looks like Hulk Hogan is getting an ultimate…something.</p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/584062847http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/584062847Sun, 09 May 2010 10:11:50 -0400wrestlinghulk hoganultimate warriorwwf<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1x8hfkjYM1qai492o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think he’s just reading her tattoo on her inner thigh…</p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/581378804http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/581378804Sat, 08 May 2010 10:11:48 -0400cheerleading<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1x8fd8wqO1qai492o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can I have the concussion inducing tackle instead?</p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/578827552http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/578827552Fri, 07 May 2010 10:07:49 -0400football<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1x8dbPiCL1qai492o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Basketballs to the face</p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/576224789http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/576224789Thu, 06 May 2010 09:59:48 -0400basketball<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1nlq6nt9o1qai492o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Um, this might be a more contemporary Nigerian dance.</p> <p>- From CollegeHumor, <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1934495" target="_blank">“Nigerian Kids Invent Amazing New Dance” </a></p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/561503930http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/561503930Fri, 30 Apr 2010 15:49:49 -0400nigeriandance<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1n3wmztCC1qai492o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t think this is what you’re supposed to do when you set a pick in basketball.</p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/558391194http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/558391194Thu, 29 Apr 2010 09:24:00 -0400basketballpicknose<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l17adjzsqn1qai492o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Betty White Eats A Hot Dog<span class="Apple-converted-space"></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-converted-space">- <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/19/betty-white-eats-a-hot-do_n_543566.html" target="_blank">From the Huffington Post</a><br/></span></p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/540701559http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/540701559Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:57:49 -0400betty whitehot dog<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0trj3TPNq1qa6nlwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What to expect at CoCo’s live ShowShow</p> <p><a href="http://grilledcheesevstaco.tumblr.com/post/518633322/lol-forever" target="_blank">grilledcheesevstaco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LOL FOREVER.</p> </blockquote>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/525965048http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/525965048Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:21:41 -0400cococonan o'brien<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0xbzsQCP31qai492o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So it was the dog that was psycho?</p> <p>- From <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qEFFR8gX6k" target="_blank">Youtubes</a></p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/523498856http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/523498856Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:22:24 -0400psycho dogcrazy old man<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0mtbktwdc1qai492o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Heh, look at his glasses, he looks really stupid.</p> <p>- <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/qd730/4383552627/" target="_blank">From qd730’s adventure at Dan’s Cafe</a></p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/518346382http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/518346382Tue, 13 Apr 2010 10:12:41 -0400dan's cafewashington<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0m38izAcy1qai492o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn’t leave right away.”</p> <p>- <a href="http://www.hulu.com/30-rock" target="_blank">From 30 Rock, starring Tina Fey</a>, via <a href="http://lollipopped.com" target="_blank">lollipopped</a></p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/515760659http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/515760659Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:03:42 -0400submitted30 rocktina feysubmission<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0c5bvbLYw1qai492o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lindsay Lohan still has it</p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/513122577http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/513122577Sun, 11 Apr 2010 09:59:41 -0400lindsay lohan<img src="http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0lapmC0Jj1qai492o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“That is correct!”</p> <p>- <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGjOsfV3ar8" target="_blank">From Billy Madison with Adam Sandler and Chris Farley</a></p>http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/510662215http://funnyfreeze.tumblr.com/post/510662215Sat, 10 Apr 2010 09:59:42 -0400billy madisonadam sandlerchris farley