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		<title>A Hilarious Redneck Joke – Dayvorce!</title>
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A redneck walks into a lawyers office and tells him he wants one of them dayvorces.
&#8220;Well, sir, do you have grounds?&#8221; asked the lawyer.
&#8220;Yep. I have me about 150 acres.&#8221;
&#8220;No, I mean do you have a case?&#8221; asked the lawyer.
&#8220;Nope, but I have me a real nice John Deere.&#8221;
&#8220;Well, does she beat you up?&#8221; asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Hilarious donkey Photo Jokes And SMS Shayari</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
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Arz hai…
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota


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		<title>Funny Retirement Jokes – Flies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Check out this hilarious retirement jokes &#8211; our favourite  funny retirement joke
A ]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Cartoon Jokes, Hilarious Cartoon Pictures, B.Z Toons Cartoons</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Cartoons are all time favourite for every age. Sometimes We find cartoons more hilarious than funny jokes because we can visualize the pictures  and inherent wit from funny cartoons. Here are some gag cartoons from the popular B.Z Toons. The list includes but not limited to hilarious cartoon jokes and funny cartoon pictures such as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clean Funny Couple Jokes – Something Missing?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
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Last week, Vicky, a distraught wife went to the local police station in Wigan, Lancashire, along with her next-door neighbour, Pauline, to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
Vicky described him clearly and in detail, &#8216;He is 35 years old, 6ft 4inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Oscar Wilde’s Quotes And Jokes Collection</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Comedian Oscar Wilde&#8217;s Funny Quotes, Funny One-Liners And Jokes Collection:
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people&#8217;s.
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox &#8211; The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
There [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ramadan Humor: Hilarious Iran Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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This is a hilarious modern day funny story from Iran. Check out this funny Ramadan jokes and have fun before Eid.
A man is taking a walk in Laleh Park in Tehran during Ramadan.  Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a feral dog.  He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.  Eventually, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Funny Short Story – Molly Aged 103</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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This is a true funny short story about an elderly lady Molly.
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		<title>Funny Blonde Jokes, Hilarious Doctor Patient Jokes : A Young Brunette</title>
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A young brunette goes into the doctor&#8217;s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
&#8220;Impossible,&#8221; says the doctor. &#8220;Show me.&#8221;
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, &#8220;You&#8217;re not really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Picture, Hilarious Picture Jokes : 3 Major Causes Of Car Accident</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 13:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
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Check out this funny picture jokes and think about its truth.
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