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noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:06:00 +0000

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on The same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting Done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided , I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means " Well I will tell you where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble "

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 07:49:00 +0000

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything" ;
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!"

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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

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Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offence

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Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"

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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said,
"I've found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Triple Display Phone

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 06:38:00 +0000

iNTERESTING

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 06:11:00 +0000

World Heritage Monuments in White Chocolate

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 10:32:00 +0000

Celebrate National White Chocolate Day with delish white chocolate

Smoking is Dangerous for All Of U..........

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 05:47:00 +0000

A Supermassive Black Hole

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 04:08:00 +0000

A Supermassive Black Hole

In a single exposure, astronomers were able to confirm the existence of a supermassive black hole in the center of galaxy M84. They did this by using the Hubble Space Telescope's more powerful spectrograph to map the rapid rotation of gas at the galaxy's center. The colorful zigzag provides the evidence. If no black hole were present, the line would be nearly vertical. The Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph measured a velocity of 880,000 mph within 26 light-years of the galaxy's center. This measurement allowed astronomers to calculate that the black hole contains at least 300 million solar masses. M84 is located in the Virgo Cluster of galaxies, 50 million light-years from Earth, and a nearby neighbor to the more massive M87 galaxy, which also contains an extremely massive black hole. The image on the left shows the galaxy's center in visible light.

This image was originally released May 12, 1997.

Image Credit: NASA, Gary Bower, Richard Green (NOAO), the STIS Instrument Definition Tea and originaly posted at NASA.GOV

Important Notes from HR to All Employes....(HR Dpt. is Same all over the woorld....:))

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 04:06:00 +0000

Effective Immediately

DRESS CODE:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

VACATION DAYS:
All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec.25

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done.

ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.

RESTROOM USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies, employees may swap their time with a co-worker. Both employees' supervisors must approve this exchange in writing. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

LUNCH BREAK:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week.

Management

Massive 7.4 Magnitude Earth Quake Hit Pakistan , Dubai And India at 19-jan-2011

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 05:03:00 +0000

· has been reviewed by a seismologist.

Magnitude	7.2
Date-Time	· Tuesday, January 18, 2011 at 20:23:26 UTC · Wednesday, January 19, 2011 at 01:23:26 AM at epicenter · Time of Earthquake in other Time Zones
Location	28.838°N, 63.947°E
Depth	84 km (52.2 miles) set by location program
Region	SOUTHWESTERN PAKISTAN
Distances	45 km (30 miles) W of Dalbandin, Pakistan 260 km (160 miles) W of Kalat, Pakistan 310 km (190 miles) ESE of Zahedan, Iran 1035 km (640 miles) WSW of ISLAMABAD, Pakistan
Location Uncertainty	horizontal +/- 7.1 km (4.4 miles); depth fixed by location program
Parameters	NST=159, Nph=159, Dmin=>999 km, Rmss=1.33 sec, Gp= 47°, M-type=teleseismic moment magnitude (Mw), Version=1
Source	· USGS NEIC (WDCS-D)
Event ID	us2011ggbx

*Estimated exposure only includes population within calculated shake map area

Structure Information Summary

Overall, the population in this region resides in structures that are highly vulnerable to earthquake shaking, though some resistant structures exist. The predominant vulnerable building types are adobe block and unreinforced brick masonry construction.

Historical Earthquakes (with MMI )

Date (UTC)	Dist (km)	Mag	Max MMI ( # )	Shaking Deaths
1975-10-03	289	6.4	IX (55)	0
1990-03-04	235	6	IX (156)	11
1990-06-17	234	6.1	VIII (735)	6

Selected Cities Exposedfrom GeoNames Database of Cities with 1,000 or more residents.

MMI	City	Population
VII	Dalbandin	15k
V	Kharan	31k
V	`Alaqehdari Deh-e Shu	9k
IV	Khuzdar	141k
IV	Khash	70k
IV	Mastung	29k
IV	Nushki	28k
IV	Kalat	27k
III	Zabol	122k
III	Chaman	89k

New Mobile Flexible Device Transforms Into a Tablet

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 04:27:00 +0000

Sony VAIO 3D laptop

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 04:18:00 +0000

Well, at CES Sony released its first 3D laptop computer -- the Sony VAIO F. This one's a 3D entertainment notebook with 3D Blu-ray Disc. it switches instantly between 3D and 2D at the touch of a button, and also converts your 2D movies and videos to 3D. Another cool feature is superspeed USB 3.0 port.

PIXEL OPTICS LIQUID CRYSTAL GLASSES

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 05:09:00 +0000

PixelOptics take a more 21st century approach—liquid crystal lenses that adjust their focus in a fraction of a second, for differing focuses when you need them.

All that's required to shift the glasses—which can be fitted into any design of frame—is a tap to their touch-sensitive side. A simple electrical impulse changes the liquid crystal, instantly—enabling or disabling a shapeshifting reading zone in the lenses. Or, for an I-can't-believe-I'm-this-impressed-by-glasses moment, slide your finger along the side of the specs to active a tiny gyroscope that'll adjust the focus as you move your head.

World's most Expensive Watches

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 03:53:00 +0000

Top 10 Richest Female Athletes of the World

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 05:36:00 +0000

10. Lorena Ochoa (Golf) 10: Lorena Ochoa (Golf)

Earnings: $ 5 million

09: Paula Creamer (Golf) 9: Paula Creamer (Golf)
Earnings: $ 5.2 million

08: Jelena Jankovic (Tennis) 8: Jelena Jankovic (Tennis)
Earnings: $ 5.3 million

07: Ana Ivanovic (Tennis) 7: Ana Ivanovic (Tennis)
Earnings: $ 7.2 million

06: Annika Sorenstam (Golf) 6: Annika Sorenstam (Golf)
Earnings: $ 8 million

05: Kim Yu-Na (Figure skating) 5: Kim Yu-Na (Figure skating)
Earnings: $ 9.7 million

04: Danica Patrick (Racing) 4: Danica Patrick (Racing)
Earnings: $ 12 million

03: Venus Williams (Tennis) 3: Venus Williams (Tennis)
Earnings: $ 15.4 million

02: Serena Williams (Tennis) 2: Serena Williams (Tennis)
Earnings: $ 20.2 million

01 Maria Sharapova (Tennis) Maria Sharapova (Tennis)
Earnings: $ 24.5 million

uses of Tooth PAste in Differnt ways...

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 05:24:00 +0000

1. Relieve irritation from bug bites, sores, and blisters: These skin irritations all tend to weep and, in the case of bug bites, often itch. Apply a drop of toothpaste to a bug bite or insect sting to stop the itching and decrease any swelling. When applied to sores or blisters, it dries them up, thus allowing the wound to heal faster. It's best when used overnight.

2. Soothe a stinging burn: For minor burns that do not involve an open wound, toothpaste can deliver temporary cooling relief. Apply it delicately to the affected area immediately after a burn develops; it temporarily relieves the sting and prevents the wound from weeping or opening.

3. Decrease the size of a facial blemish: Want to speed up the healing of a zit? Apply a tiny dot of toothpaste to the affected area at night before bed. Wash it off in the morning.

4. Clean up your fingernails: Our teeth are made of enamel, and toothpaste is good for them, so it stands to reason that toothpaste would also be good for our fingernails. For cleaner, shinier, and stronger nails, simply scrub the underneath and tops of fingernails with a toothbrush and toothpaste.

5. Keep hair in place: Gel toothpastes contain the same water-soluble polymers that many hair gels are made of. If you are looking to style and hold an extreme hair creation, try gel toothpaste as your go-to product if you are out of regular hair gel. (This is also a great trick for making baby barrettes stay in place.)

6. Scrub away stinky smells: Garlic, fish, onion, and other pungent foods can permeate the skin cells on our hands. Scrubbing hands and fingertips briefly with toothpaste removes all traces of smelly odors.

7. Remove stains: Toothpaste can make tough stains on both clothing and carpets disappear. For clothes, apply toothpaste directly to the stain and rub briskly until the spot is gone, then wash as usual. (Note that using a whitening toothpaste on colors can sometimes bleach the fabric.) For carpet stains, apply toothpaste to the stain and scrub it with an abrasive brush, then rinse immediately.

8. Spruce up dirty shoes: This tactic works great on running shoes or scuffed-up leather shoes. As with carpet stains, apply toothpaste directly to the dirty or scuffed area, then scrub with a brush and wipe clean.

9. Remove crayon stains on painted walls: Rub a damp cloth with toothpaste gently on the marked-up wall and watch the Crayola marks disappear.

10. Make silver jewelry and other silver pieces sparkle: Rub toothpaste onto jewelry and leave overnight. Wipe clean with a soft cloth in the morning. Make diamonds shine by giving them a gentle scrub using a toothbrush, toothpaste, and a little water. Rinse thoroughly to remove all traces of toothpaste. Do not use this method on pearls, as it will damage their finish.

11. Remove scratches on DVDs and CDs. This remedy has been used with mixed success rates, but it seems to work fairly well on shallow scratches and smudges. Apply a thin coating of toothpaste to the disc and rub gently, then rinse clean.

12. Tidy up piano keys before tickling them: Piano keys retain oil from the skin, which then attracts dust and dirt. Clean away grime gently with a damp, lint-free cloth and toothpaste; after rubbing in the toothpaste, wipe the keys clean with a second lint-free cloth.

13. Deodorize baby bottles: If baby bottles develop a sour-milk smell, a good cleaning with some toothpaste and a bottle scrubber will clean away residue and deodorize. Always make sure to rinse well.

14. Remove the burned crust on irons: For those of you who still use an iron, you may find that after time, the plate of the iron develops a burned crust. The silica in toothpaste gently grinds away this rusty-looking layer.

15. Defog goggles: Scuba divers, swimmers, and triathletes may already know about this handy little trick: Rub a small spot of toothpaste into each lens of your goggles, then rinse thoroughly, and voila! There'll be no need to ever buy expensive defogger gels again. Avoid rubbing too vigorously, though, as the abrasive ingredients in toothpaste could scratch the lenses.

Massive Floods hit Brisbane, Australia’s 3rd-largest city in world

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 04:54:00 +0000

Six things boys do in exam Hall:

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 04:05:00 +0000

1. Counting No of Girls..

2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..

3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..

4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..

5. feelings for wasting yesterday's night by not studying..

6. Think to study well atleast

Six things girls do in exam hall:
(even they know or dont know)

1. Write

2. Write

3. Write

4. Write

5. Write

6. Write

70 Creative Advertisements That Makes You Look Twice

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 05:11:00 +0000

Nothing can replace a tree.

Australia Post - If you really want to touch someone, send them a letter

The Fitness Company

Mr. Hot Pepper

AmazingArt 3D murals painted on sides of buildings by John Pugh

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 04:34:00 +0000

Artist John Pugh

Main Street , Los Gatos , California . Even the woman peering into the ruin is part of the mural.

Taylor Hall, California State University. The Doric-style columns are actually nothing but paint.

Honolulu , Hawaii . This mural took two months of studio work to plan and six months to execute with help of 11 other artists.

This mural at the Cafe Trompe Loeil, San Jose, California, is entitled Art Imitating Life Imitating Art Imitating Life.

This customer doesn't leave at closing time

Twenty-nine Palms, California . Valentine the bull and a patient buzzard are waiting for the artist to awake.

Bay in a Bottle , Santa Cruz , California . The passer-by is part of the mural.

Looks like nice spot to rest your weary feet on a sidewalk in front of the Sarasota County Health Center, Florida.

AmazingArt
3D murals painted on sides of buildings by John Pugh

Top 20 Richest People In The World As Of 2010

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 03:50:00 +0000

David Thomson & family (Canada) - $19 billion, news andinformation company.

Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud (Saudi Arabia) - $19.4 billion, investments.

S. Robson Walton (USA) - $19.8 billion, Walmart.

Liliane Bettencourt (France) - $20 billion, L'Oreal.

Alice Walton (USA) - $20.6 billion, Walmart.

Jim Walton (USA) - $20.7 billion, Walmart.

Li Ka-shing (Hong Kong) - $21 billion, diversified.

Stefan Persson (Sweden) - $22.4 billion, Hennes & Mauritz.

Christy Walton & family (USA) - $22.5 billion, Walmart.

Ingvar Kamprad & family (Sweden) - $23 billion, Ikea.

Karl Albrecht (Germany) - $23.5 billion, supermarkets.

Amancio Ortega (Spain) - $25 billion, retail.

Eike Batista (Brazil) - $27 billion, mining, oil.

Bernard Arnault (France) - $27.5 billion, LVMH.

Larry Ellison (USA) - $28 billion, Oracle.

Lakshmi Mittal (India) - $28.7 billion, steel.

Mukesh Ambani (India) - $29 billion, petrochemicals, oil and gas.

Warren Buffett (USA) - $47 billion, Berkshire Hathaway.

Bill Gates (USA) - $53 billion, Microsoft.

Carlos Slim (Mexico) - $53.5 billion, telecommunications.

Smartest and Dumbest Presidents of the United States

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 04:20:00 +0000

The Smartest

This section of the article deals with the most interesting of the presidents that can be deemed intelligent. Whilst some might bemoan the lack of Obama or Kennedy, who are undeniably intelligent, the presidents here either have madder skillz or achievements that outshine them.

Thomas Jefferson (3rd President, from 1801-1809)

James Madison (4th President, from 1809-1817)

Thomas Woodrow Wilson (28th President, from 1913-1921

Theodore Roosevelt (26th President, from 1901-1909)

James Garfield(20th President, from March- September 1881)

The Hybrids

As raised before, the notion of smartness is very subjective; depending on which criterion one uses, one can reach very different assessments. This section considers presidents who exhibited both smartness and dumbness depending on different criteria.

Richard Nixon (37th President, from 1969-1974)

Bill Clinton (42nd President, from 1993-2001)

Abraham Lincoln (16th President, from 1861-1865)

The Dumbest

This is the section you have no doubt been waiting for - the one that deals with the comparatively less talented presidents. Like tequila shots, the judgments proclaimed in this section should be enjoyed liberally and with a pinch of salt – and one should savor, rather than revile, the burn and the acerbity.

Warren G. Harding (29th President, from 1921-1923)

Calvin Coolidge (30th President, from 1923-1929)

Ronald Reagan (40th President, from 1981-1989)

Gerald Ford (38th President, from 1974-1977)

George W. Bush (42nd President, from 2001-2009)

Happ New Year 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 04:38:00 +0000

HOneyyy Beeeee

noreply@blogger.com (Shiningsage) — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 04:30:00 +0000

Entertainment

Jang Multimedia

Triple Display Phone

iNTERESTING

World Heritage Monuments in White Chocolate

Celebrate National White Chocolate Day with delish white chocolate

Smoking is Dangerous for All Of U..........

A Supermassive Black Hole

A Supermassive Black Hole

Important Notes from HR to All Employes....(HR Dpt. is Same all over the woorld....:))

Massive 7.4 Magnitude Earth Quake Hit Pakistan , Dubai And India at 19-jan-2011

New Mobile Flexible Device Transforms Into a Tablet

Sony VAIO 3D laptop

PIXEL OPTICS LIQUID CRYSTAL GLASSES

World's most Expensive Watches

Top 10 Richest Female Athletes of the World

uses of Tooth PAste in Differnt ways...

Massive Floods hit Brisbane, Australia’s 3rd-largest city in world

Six things boys do in exam Hall:

70 Creative Advertisements That Makes You Look Twice

AmazingArt 3D murals painted on sides of buildings by John Pugh

AmazingArt3D murals painted on sides of buildings by John Pugh

Top 20 Richest People In The World As Of 2010

Smartest and Dumbest Presidents of the United States

The Smartest

Thomas Jefferson (3rd President, from 1801-1809)

James Madison (4th President, from 1809-1817)

Theodore Roosevelt (26th President, from 1901-1909)

James Garfield(20th President, from March- September 1881)

The Hybrids

Richard Nixon (37th President, from 1969-1974)

Bill Clinton (42nd President, from 1993-2001)

Abraham Lincoln (16th President, from 1861-1865)

The Dumbest

Warren G. Harding (29th President, from 1921-1923)

Calvin Coolidge (30th President, from 1923-1929)

Ronald Reagan (40th President, from 1981-1989)

Gerald Ford (38th President, from 1974-1977)

Gerald Ford (38th President, from 1974-1977)

George W. Bush (42nd President, from 2001-2009)

Happ New Year 2011

HOneyyy Beeeee

AmazingArt
3D murals painted on sides of buildings by John Pugh