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Waiter prank in rthe restaurant

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Sat, 02 Dec 2023 23:29:00 +0000

This waiter has a talent to make people jump off their chairs. I have tons of laughs with this video.

Funny Video: Dog plays dead to avoid taking a bath

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Fri, 23 Aug 2013 18:36:00 +0000

This is the first time that i see a dog reacting like this!!! This beautiful fluffy Chow-Chow imitates dead just to persuade the lady to skip taking a bath.

Funny Video: Babies tasting lemon for the first time

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Fri, 23 Aug 2013 18:30:00 +0000

Funny faces from babies, tasting lemon for the first time. Just watch.. Very funny ;0)

Top 5 Mistakes in our favorite cinema movies

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Wed, 09 May 2012 22:26:00 +0000

Can you believe it? How many times did the author of the video, watch those movies?

See the following video to get my point:

The professor's exam

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 20:55:00 +0000

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

- "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes seductively into his eyes.

- "I mean," she whispers, "I would do *anything*."

He returns her gaze.

- "Anything?"

- "ANYTHING"

His voice softens. "Anything??"

She smiles mischievously, "Anything."

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you . . . study?"

Alzheimer & Colour Test

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 20:46:00 +0000

Sit comfortably and be calm. This is a serious test, not a joke..
Put your thinking process aside - i.e. put your brain in neutral gear.

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999
6999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 99999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMNMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a closerelationship with Alzheimer.

Congratulations!

Oh. One more test....
Find the 44th USA President.

Well, congratulations, you're not color blind either!

The Silent Treatment...

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:36:00 +0000

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper:
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM '

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Conclusion: Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. :)

Pregnancy looks weird through the eyes of a kid

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 19:53:00 +0000

There's this 3 years old kid who's waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

The boy stares the belly of a pregnant lady who sits in the opposite chair waiting for her turn to see the doctor.

Suddently the boy stands up, walks towards the pregnant lady and asks:
- "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied,
- "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, the kid asked,
- "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "It sure is."

With surprised and shocked look, the kid said with a trembling voice:

"Then why did you eat it?"

Michelin's Revolutionary Airless Tires

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:09:00 +0000

Michelin's introducing the next generation of tires that dont need to have an air tube.

Michelin Tweel is the upcoming king of tires:

Had the following students bought these tires for their vehicles, they wouldnt have gotten an F on their exams:

Down in Jackson, Mississippi, three boys arrived in school late.

It was as late as 10:00 a.m. They had been fishing.

For their excuse they stated that they were delayed because of a flat tire. The teacher decided to give them a test immediately, so she had them seated apart from one another.

She said, "This test will have only one question, and I will give you thirty seconds to put down your answer."

The question was, "Which tire?"

Do birds think?

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:38:00 +0000

I dont know if it's their instict that drives them or a certain flavor or even a hormone but if you ask me, i think they give the impression that they think.

Take a look at that dancing cockatoo:

take a look at that budgie:

a domesticated canary:

And if none of the above persuaded you, maybe this sparrow will convince you that birds have some sort of intelligence that could make them think.

And finally:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him.

The morals of the story are:

1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.

2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

[joke found @ http://www.withfriendship.com/jokes/birds/bird-shit.php]

Ferrari VS Jet

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:11:00 +0000

It sounds funny if you think that a car could be faster than a eurofighter jet. Well at least at the first 400 meters.

Mikael Schumacher with a Ferrari formula 1, was leading the race running at the speed of 190mph but when the 40000 pounds of thrust decided to take action.

The Jet finished the race 2 tenths quicker than the Ferrari which took 13.2 secs to cover the distance of 900 meters.

	Weight	Length (meters)	Engine
Ferrari Formula 1	600 kilos	4.5	3 ltrs V12 by Ferrari
Eurofighter Jet	11 Tons	6	2 turbofan engines by Rolls Royce

Although i believe if the escargot from the following joke, was driving that F1, results would be different right now...

There was this snail who wanted to be a F1 racing driver.
He went along to the track and asked the team manager if he could drive.

The racing team manager said, 'Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail.'

The Snail was OK about this is so he entered the race.

The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!

As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled
'WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!!'

Murphy's law or Real life everyday conclusions?

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 17:31:00 +0000

-=- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

-=- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

-=- The road to success... is always under construction.

-=- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

-=- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

-=- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

-=- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

-=- If at first you don't succeed... destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

-=- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down,
it will always land on the buttered side.

-=- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.

-=- As soon as you mention something... if it is good, it is taken. If it is
bad, it happens.

-=- He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

-=- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late... the bus is still
late.

-=- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

-=- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front
of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

-=- If you have paper, you don't have a pen... If you have a pen, you don't have
paper... if you have both, no one calls.

-=- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

-=- After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in, will be more crowded than the other.

-=- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

-=- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will
always tend to go to the non-smoker

X-Men movie actors owned!

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 17:26:00 +0000

Matrix Movie 4 - Reentered

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 17:25:00 +0000

Superhero movie - official trailer - Dragonfly

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 17:23:00 +0000

Sea drowning instructions

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:58:00 +0000

Well.. if you see someone drowning.. dont' lol as this sign says but call 911 immediately!!

via http://imgur.com/9C6Nx.jpg

U SMILE

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:14:00 +0000

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."

A smart student in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

Image courtesy of autoexpress.co.uk

Pi celebration day 3-14

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:20:00 +0000

π (also written pi) is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius. (src: wikipedia)

Celebration day is set as March 14 (3-14 in rememberance of 3.14 )

One of the jokes that people use to tell about Pi:

Q: What does a mathematician with eye cataract have?
A: A pee eye (Pi)

Cakes are round, but Pi are square.

The politician and the top model

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:02:00 +0000

An important politician was seen moving around with a beautiful woman - a famous top model - for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony.

He didnt want to expose himself to public and gossip papers so he assigned his trustworthy bodyguard with a top secret mission:
To hire on his behalf, a private detective, so that he can gather info regarding the top model's past, if she had any previous affairs with any men and for how long.

After a few days, the security officer came to the politician's office with the detective's report, which had the results of the investigation:

"Sir,
this lady has a spotless reputation.

Her past is clear, her family and friends all come from a very respectable background.

No one has anything against her.

But i would also like to inform you that according to my sources, for the last couple of months she's been frequently seen flirting with a politician who's reputation is known to be dubious!"

Missile balloon car prank

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:23:00 +0000

Could you imagine that a couple of balloons could cause havoc?

Happy Women's day

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:35:00 +0000

Happy Women's day girls :)

Trying to discover the funny part of it, here are some funny quotes for you blonde ladies:

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says
- "'Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says"
-"'Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says:
"'You dummy, it's me!"

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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says:
"Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says:
"OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
The blonde replies:
"Oh, that's easy: W."

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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned:
"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."

Definitions of designations in an IT department

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:08:00 +0000

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Cracker is the person who cracks the process and manages to produce a baby from just the DNA of the man
Hacker is the person who reverse engineers the process of making babies and then posts it freely in the network for the people to know.

Lost - the supermarket edition

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:05:00 +0000

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked:
- "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
- "Why?" said the beautiful woman
to which the man replied:
- "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

Loch Ness monster attacks with humor

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:31:00 +0000

- What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
- Long time no sea.

- What do you get if you mix a fashion designer with a sea monster?
- The Loch Dress Monster.

- Which is the unluckiest monster in the world?
- The Luck Less Monster

- What do you get if you mix the Loch Ness Monster with a shark?
- Loch Jaws

Newly developed cloaking device - experiment gone wrong

noreply@blogger.com (bourbouli) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:04:00 +0000

An experiment took place two days ago in Nevada desert.
Scientists tested a new cloaking device and although the test was successfull, something went wrong.

The tests were performed on an ex-football player who's name wasn't announced. Investigation showed that the ex-player left the labs with the cloaking device and grabbed the chance to score in a football match, while the machine operated.

The goal was caught on video: