<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25178975</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Sun, 01 Sep 2024 22:20:15 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>Funny Pics</category><category>Free Funny Pictures</category><category>funny jokes</category><category>Funy Cartoon</category><category>Free Funny Jokes</category><category>photo</category><category>Funny</category><category>fun</category><category>&quot;Funny Pics</category><category>Funny Clean Jokes</category><category>Funny Stuff</category><category>Funny Stuffs</category><category>Top 10 Jokes</category><category>Best Jokes Of The Day</category><category>Funny Cartoon Pictures</category><category>Funny Photos</category><category>Top 10 Classic Internet Jokes</category><category>funny animal photo</category><category>Funny Pictures</category><category>funny girls</category><category>Funny Balloon Pictures</category><category>Funnypictures</category><category>Top Funny Pictures</category><category>funny baby</category><category>Funny Animal Pictures</category><category>Funny Video</category><category>Funny...</category><category>Jokes &#39;N Jokes</category><category>Top 10 Funny Jokes</category><category>cool</category><category>fun Art With Hands</category><category>Best Short Jokes</category><category>Funny Cola Ads</category><category>Funny One Liner Jokes</category><category>Humor Picture</category><category>funy pics</category><category>Best One Liner Jokes</category><category>Celebrity Wallpapers</category><category>Fat people Jokes</category><category>Fun Quizzes and Funny Pictures</category><category>Funny Italian Jokes</category><category>Funny and Hot Pipel</category><category>Top 10</category><category>babay photo</category><category>best funny pic</category><category>funny kids photo</category><category>funny photo</category><category>humor</category><category>Best Jokes Of The Day - The Cleaning Man</category><category>Cambridge Dictionaries Online</category><category>Camel Bus</category><category>Cartoon</category><category>Clean &quot;Three island men&quot; Joke</category><category>Free Misc Jokes</category><category>Funny Animals 60</category><category>Funny First Day College Jokes</category><category>Funny Italian Names</category><category>Funny Leave Applications</category><category>Funny Movie</category><category>Funny One Liner Quickies</category><category>Funny Quotes</category><category>Funny Stories</category><category>Funny Video Clips</category><category>Funnyforall</category><category>Kid Sex Change</category><category>Marriage jokes</category><category>No.1 funny photo</category><category>Speed Limit</category><category>The Funniest Jokes in the world</category><category>Today&#39;s Clean Humor</category><category>Top 20 Elevator Funny Jokes</category><category>Top Funny Cartoon</category><category>Top Funny News Stories</category><category>Top Short Jokes</category><category>Vide...</category><category>Video</category><category>Videos</category><category>elevator jokes</category><category>funny for all</category><category>good pics</category><category>nice pics</category><title>Funny Pics,Cartoon,Photo,Videos,Celebrity Wallpapers,funny Jokes</title><description></description><link>http://funnyforall.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>210</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25178975.post-184220196102104794</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 12:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-04T05:05:17.758-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Best Jokes Of The Day</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Free Funny Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Free Misc Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny Clean Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny jokes</category><title>101 Ways To Annoy People - Funny Misc Joke</title><description>&lt;b&gt;101 Ways To Annoy People&lt;/b&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. In the memo field of all your checks, write &quot;for sensual massage.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Specify that your drive-through order is &quot;to go.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of &quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. &amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Speak only in a &quot;robot&quot; voice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will &quot;swipe your grub&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Sniffle incessantly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Name your dog &quot;Dog.&quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield  wipers running in all weather conditions &quot;to keep them tuned up.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. Reply to everything someone says with &quot;that&#39;s what YOU think.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your &quot;astronaut training.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for &quot;violating your airspace&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a &quot;real hoot.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. Practice making fax and modem noises.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and &quot;cc:&quot; them to your boss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a &quot;spider person.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. Finish all your sentences with the words &quot;in accordance with the prophesy.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. Wear a special hip holster for your&lt;br /&gt;remote control.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing  awkward silences with the impression that you&#39;ll be saying more any  moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30. Disassemble your pen and &quot;accidentally&quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you &quot;like it that way.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34. Drum on every available surface.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;38. Sew anti-theft detector strips&lt;br /&gt;into peoples backpacks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;41. Set alarms for random times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a &quot;croaking&quot; noise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;45. Honk and wave to strangers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;48. Tape pieces of &quot;Sweating to the Oldies&quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;49. Wear your pants backwards.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;51. Begin all your sentences with &quot;ooh la la!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;53. only type in lowercase.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;54. dont use any punctuation either&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;59. Write &quot;X - BURIED TREASURE&quot; in random spots on all of someone&#39;s roadmaps.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: &quot;Do you hear that?&quot; &quot;What?&quot; &quot;Never mind, its gone now.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;65. Demand that everyone address you as &quot;Conquistador.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;67. When Christmas caroling, sing &quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells&quot; until physically restrained.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;68. Wear a cape that says &quot;Magnificent One.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;70. Stand over someone&#39;s shoulder, mumbling, as they read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;71. Pretend your computer&#39;s mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of  your chin. When nearly done, announce &quot;no, wait, I messed it up,&quot; and  repeat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;73. Drive half a block.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;75. Ask people what gender they are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that  you don&#39;t want to fall off &quot;in case the big one comes&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains,  such as &quot;Feliz Navidad&quot;, the Archies &quot;Sugar&quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme  song.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;83. Change your name to &quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith&quot; for the great glory of being  first in the phone book. Claim it&#39;s a Hawaiian name, and demand that  people pronounce each &quot;a.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;85. Chew on pens that you&#39;ve borrowed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;86. Wear a LOT of cologne.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed  is necessary because of your &quot;superior mental processing.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;88. Sing along at the opera.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;89. Mow your lawn with scissors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;90. At a golf tournament, chant &quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your &quot;imaginary friend.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn&#39;t rhyme.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something&lt;br /&gt;about &quot;psychological profiles.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a &quot;magic picture.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;96. Never make eye contact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;97. Never break eye contact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;98. Construct elaborate &quot;crop circles&quot; in your front lawn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;99. Construct your own pretend &quot;tricorder,&quot; and &quot;scan&quot; people with it, announcing the results.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;101. Invite lots of people to other people&#39;s parties.</description><link>http://funnyforall.blogspot.com/2011/05/101-ways-to-annoy-people-funny-jokes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25178975.post-5795977696969887698</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 09:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-04-23T02:09:04.458-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Best Jokes Of The Day</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Free Funny Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny Italian Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny Italian Names</category><title>Funny Italian Names</title><description>BOCCHINO - That means &quot;blowjob&quot; in slang Italian&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INGANNAMORTE - It can be translated &quot;cheat death&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MAIALE - &quot;pig&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INNAMORATO - &quot;in love&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUMAGALLI - Literally translated &quot;smoke the chicken&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BASTARDO - &quot;bastard&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INUTILE - &quot;useless&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CATARRO - &quot;catarrh&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SALTAFORMAGGIO - &quot;jump the cheese&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PORTAFOGLIO - &quot;wallet&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CULETTO - &quot;little ass&quot;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://funnyforall.blogspot.com/2011/04/funny-italian-names.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25178975.post-4502429358658675630</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 06:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-04-08T00:02:09.043-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Best Jokes Of The Day</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">elevator jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Free Funny Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny Clean Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Top 20 Elevator Funny Jokes</category><title>20 Fun Things To Do On An Elevator While Bored</title><description>&lt;p style=&quot;color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &#39;lucida grande&#39;, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; &quot;&gt;Next time you&#39;re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ol style=&quot;color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: &#39;lucida grande&#39;, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; &quot;&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;When there&#39;s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn&#39;t you.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you&#39;re on.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Swat at flies that don&#39;t exist.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, &quot;Shut up, all of you, just shut up!&quot;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, &quot;Got enough air in there?&quot;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they&#39;d like to play.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, &quot;I have new socks on.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, &quot;This is my personal space!&quot;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Fart loudly then exclaim &quot;Was that you. There&#39;s no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don&#39;t come out loud.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Before the elevator door opens shout &quot;DING&quot; and then laugh and say &quot;beat you again Mr Elevator.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger&#39;s direction.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, &quot;that&#39;s mine!&quot;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style=&quot;list-style-type: decimal; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; padding-bottom: 5px; &quot;&gt;Hold the doors open and say you&#39;re waiting for your friend. 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Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Well,&quot; the beggar thinks, &quot;it&#39;s still better than nothing.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A year passes in this way until the man&#39;s daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;What&#39;s going on now?&quot; the beggar asks his donor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What&#39;s the problem?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Well,&quot; the man says, &quot;last year my eldest son went to university. It&#39;s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. 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Sing the Batman theme incessantly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. In the memo field of all your checks, write &quot;for sensual massage.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Specify that your drive-through order is &quot;to go.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of &quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. &lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Speak only in a &quot;robot&quot; voice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will &quot;swipe your grub&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Sniffle incessantly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Name your dog &quot;Dog.&quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions &quot;to keep them tuned up.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. Reply to everything someone says with &quot;that&#39;s what YOU think.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your &quot;astronaut training.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for &quot;violating your airspace&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a &quot;real hoot.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. Practice making fax and modem noises.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and &quot;cc:&quot; them to your boss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a &quot;spider person.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. Finish all your sentences with the words &quot;in accordance with the prophesy.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. Wear a special hip holster for your&lt;br /&gt;remote control.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you&#39;ll be saying more any moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30. Disassemble your pen and &quot;accidentally&quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you &quot;like it that way.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34. Drum on every available surface.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;38. Sew anti-theft detector strips&lt;br /&gt;into peoples backpacks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;41. Set alarms for random times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a &quot;croaking&quot; noise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;45. Honk and wave to strangers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;48. Tape pieces of &quot;Sweating to the Oldies&quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;49. Wear your pants backwards.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;51. Begin all your sentences with &quot;ooh la la!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;53. only type in lowercase.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;54. dont use any punctuation either&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;59. Write &quot;X - BURIED TREASURE&quot; in random spots on all of someone&#39;s roadmaps.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: &quot;Do you hear that?&quot; &quot;What?&quot; &quot;Never mind, its gone now.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;65. Demand that everyone address you as &quot;Conquistador.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;67. When Christmas caroling, sing &quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells&quot; until physically restrained.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;68. Wear a cape that says &quot;Magnificent One.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;70. Stand over someone&#39;s shoulder, mumbling, as they read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;71. Pretend your computer&#39;s mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce &quot;no, wait, I messed it up,&quot; and repeat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;73. Drive half a block.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;75. Ask people what gender they are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don&#39;t want to fall off &quot;in case the big one comes&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as &quot;Feliz Navidad&quot;, the Archies &quot;Sugar&quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;83. Change your name to &quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith&quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it&#39;s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each &quot;a.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;85. Chew on pens that you&#39;ve borrowed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;86. Wear a LOT of cologne.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your &quot;superior mental processing.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;88. Sing along at the opera.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;89. Mow your lawn with scissors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;90. At a golf tournament, chant &quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your &quot;imaginary friend.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn&#39;t rhyme.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something&lt;br /&gt;about &quot;psychological profiles.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a &quot;magic picture.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;96. Never make eye contact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;97. Never break eye contact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;98. Construct elaborate &quot;crop circles&quot; in your front lawn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;99. Construct your own pretend &quot;tricorder,&quot; and &quot;scan&quot; people with it, announcing the results.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;101. 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He loved to clean up areas for all kinds of animals, and thought he had done a lot of good in the world. So when he died, he expected to go to heaven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was very surprised when the angel, who told people whether they were going to heaven or hell, said, &quot;I&#39;m sorry, but you were sent to hell.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Are you quite sure you haven&#39;t made mistake?&quot; the young man asked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;We never make mistakes and never have.&quot; The angel replied.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the young man thought, well, okay, and went with the devil to hell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the young man got there, he thought, &quot;What a mess! I am NOT going to be living in such a pigsty.&quot; so he started to clean the place up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few weeks later, the angel came down to hell to tell the young man that they indeed had made a mistake and he was supposed to go to heaven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Woah, you can&#39;t just take him! He&#39;s mine now and this place looks great!&quot; Said the devil.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Oh, well then we&#39;ll just sue you!&quot; The angel said back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;And how the heck do you plan to do that?&quot; taunted the devil. &quot;We&#39;ve got all the lawyers.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Thanks to http://www.cleanjoke.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://funnyforall.blogspot.com/2008/08/cleaning-man-lawyer-jokes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25178975.post-8445294846246464182</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-07T11:21:03.505-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Best Jokes Of The Day</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Best One Liner Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny One Liner Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny One Liner Quickies</category><title>Funny One Liner Quickies</title><description>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;He loved it, but it scared the poop out of his dog.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://funnyforall.blogspot.com/2008/08/funny-one-liner-quickies.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25178975.post-1703307488285779680</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-04T12:11:53.040-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Clean &quot;Three island men&quot; Joke</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Free Funny Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny Clean Jokes</category><title>Clean &quot;Three island men&quot; Joke</title><description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;There was 3 men an englishman, a german and a scotishman they were all stuck on a island. 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Then the scotishman said &quot;I&#39;m lonely I wish mee island friends were back&quot;, so they came back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Thanks to www.cleanjokes4u.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://funnyforall.blogspot.com/2008/08/clean-three-island-men-joke.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25178975.post-6744682037112341723</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-01T11:40:46.536-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Best Jokes Of The Day</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Fun Quizzes and Funny Pictures</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Funny Clean Jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funy pics</category><title>Real things said in court</title><description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:arial;&quot;&gt;These are things that people actually said in court, word for word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: What is your date of birth?&lt;br /&gt;A: July fifteenth.&lt;br /&gt;Q: What year?&lt;br /&gt;A: Every year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?&lt;br /&gt;A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How old is your son-the one living with you.&lt;br /&gt;A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can&#39;t remember which.&lt;br /&gt;Q: How long has he lived with you?&lt;br /&gt;A: Forty-five years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?&lt;br /&gt;A: He said, &quot;Where am I, Cathy?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Q: And why did that upset you?&lt;br /&gt;A: My name is Susan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?&lt;br /&gt;A: After the accident?&lt;br /&gt;Q: Before the accident.&lt;br /&gt;A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?&lt;br /&gt;A: We both do.&lt;br /&gt;Q: Voodoo?&lt;br /&gt;A: We do.&lt;br /&gt;Q: You do?&lt;br /&gt;A: Yes, voodoo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?&lt;br /&gt;A: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?&lt;br /&gt;A: Yes, sir.&lt;br /&gt;Q: What did she say?&lt;br /&gt;A: What disco am I at?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Now doctor, isn&#39;t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn&#39;t know about it until the next morning?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Did he kill you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many times have you committed suicide?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: She had three children, right?&lt;br /&gt;A: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many were boys?&lt;br /&gt;A: None.&lt;br /&gt;Q: Were there any girls?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?&lt;br /&gt;A: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn&#39;t you?&lt;br /&gt;A: I went to Europe, Sir.&lt;br /&gt;Q: And you took your new wife?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How was your first marriage terminated?&lt;br /&gt;A: By death.&lt;br /&gt;Q: And by whose death was it terminated?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Can you describe the individual?&lt;br /&gt;A: He was about medium height and had a beard.&lt;br /&gt;Q: Was this a male, or a female?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?&lt;br /&gt;A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?&lt;br /&gt;A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?&lt;br /&gt;A: Oral.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?&lt;br /&gt;A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?&lt;br /&gt;A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: You were not shot in the fracas?&lt;br /&gt;A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: Doctor, before you signed the death certificate, did you check for a pulse?&lt;br /&gt;A: No.&lt;br /&gt;Q: Did you check for blood pressure?&lt;br /&gt;A: No.&lt;br /&gt;Q: Did you check for breathing?&lt;br /&gt;A: No.&lt;br /&gt;Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you signed the certificate?&lt;br /&gt;A: No.&lt;br /&gt;Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?&lt;br /&gt;A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. 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