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2017-04-21T00:26:00.002+10:00

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wonder of nature: the bin chicken

2017-03-30T21:57:00.002+11:00

According to legend, they were once white...

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behold, the majestic panda

2017-03-21T00:56:00.002+11:00

This is why pandas are almost extinct

Your feeble mind simply cannot fathom adorable of this magnitude.

dancing bears

2016-11-12T17:59:00.000+11:00

The BBC presents bears 'dancing' to Jungle Boogie:

Can't forget this classic of the genre, though:

dinotrump

2016-10-26T01:32:00.002+11:00

This is a bit freaky...

caution: police dog

2016-10-21T01:13:00.001+11:00

Caution: Police Dog

Some things are universal.

Pokemon Dance

2016-08-25T22:37:00.000+10:00

So, someone made a gif (apparently the original video was by MMDSatoshi) of a couple of Pokemon dancing...

No time to explain, let's dance!

Then the internet happened.

please enjoy pic.twitter.com/iB2dEGCcfu
— Charlie Somerville (@charliesome) August 25, 2016

...and happened...

@flashboy @elenacresci ye of little faith tom pic.twitter.com/ZvUBp3F1E3
— Ollie Cole (@ProducerOllie) August 25, 2016

...and happened...

album cover mashups

2016-08-24T02:09:00.001+10:00

WhyTheLongPlayFace (@whythelongplayface) on Instagram has been doing brilliant album cover mashups:

#pinkfloyd #wishyouwerehere #starwars #forcefriday #princessleia #carriefisher #r2d2 #music #forceawakens #theforceawakens #vinyl
A photo posted by WhyTheLongPlayFace (@whythelongplayface) on Sep 5, 2015 at 11:11am PDT

Apparently the Force Awakens matches up when you play Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon. Thought that gave me a good excuse to repost this one... #pinkfloyd #darksideofthemoon #starwars #forceawakens #theforceawakens #vinyl
A photo posted by WhyTheLongPlayFace (@whythelongplayface) on Apr 12, 2016 at 12:07pm PDT

#bjork #debut #starwars #princessleia #starwarscelebration #swce #forceawakens #theforceawakens #starwarsrogueone #rogueone #music #vinyl #mashup #tshirt #record #album
A photo posted by WhyTheLongPlayFace (@whythelongplayface) on Jul 16, 2016 at 9:27am PDT

Dara O'Briain on Video Games

2016-08-12T01:08:00.001+10:00

Or to cut straight to the bit about Metal Gear Solid...

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killer drone

2016-04-04T22:51:00.002+10:00

Who knew the robot uprising would be started by Finnish famers?

...and who knew it would be stopped by rubber? ;)

humbugs and season's gratings

2015-12-20T18:26:00.002+11:00

Ahh, Christmas. Season of hyperactive muzak, over-the-top decorations and packed shopping malls. Need a break? Check out the (anti-)Christmas Jokes section!.

A couple of favourites are The Christmas Angel, Happy Everything and an unbeatable Christmas Cake Recipe.

Stay cool this yule!

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ahctivewear ahctivewear

2015-10-26T00:36:00.003+11:00

Dedicated to the ladies I observed this weekend in Costco, buying bulk chocolate in their activewear:

musicians on drugs

2015-09-14T00:53:00.000+10:00

Guitarists:

Drummers:

Plus, producers get into it...

a magic dragon's raison d'être

2015-06-06T17:15:00.001+10:00

"Whaddaya mean, 'what do I do'? I'm a magic dragon.":

...also proving that eating a banana is intrinsically funny, not just double entendre funny.

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the oxford comma

2015-05-03T22:53:00.000+10:00

Ahh, the Oxford Comma (aka Serial comma). Often debated, but after this truly amazing moment I think we can all agree we should not use it - ever - just in case we lose the opportunity for comedy gold:

Saw this on Reddit as a defense of the oxford comma. It is now my favorite piece of writing. pic.twitter.com/eubsyiteUh
— Marlena Bittner (@lenabitts) May 1, 2015

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thomas the rave engine

2015-03-08T17:57:00.002+11:00

I nearly damaged myself laughing at this. Cybergoths Dance to Thomas the Tank Engine - YouTube:

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the katering show makes hot wet rice

2015-02-16T09:00:00.000+11:00

The best Thermomix review you'll ever see:

...they've also tried quitting sugar! The Katering Show – WE QUIT SUGAR - YouTube.

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...this thing in particular

2015-02-15T11:00:00.000+11:00

Bad kitty!

As they say in the classics, fuck this thing in particular.

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trombone and whut

2015-01-17T13:00:00.000+11:00

Usually you have some idea where a video is going. Then there's this...

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furball strikes back

2015-01-15T00:49:00.003+11:00

I can't be the only one wondering if the french bulldog puppy got his bed back, right? ;)

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you know it's cold when...

2015-01-11T18:58:00.000+11:00

In Australia at the moment it's bloody hot (You know it's hot when)... so for some balance, let's look at how cold it gets elsewhere:

Minnesota Cold (Part 2) Pounding a Nail with a Frozen Banana - YouTube

Minnesota Cold (Part 6) Sledding on a Frozen Towel - YouTube

(more: Minnesota Cold - YouTube)

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fierce little furballs

2015-01-10T22:13:00.000+11:00

Puppy Tries to Reclaim Bed From Unimpressed Cat - YouTube:

Cute kitten trying to frighten away an intruder:

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summer update

2014-12-30T23:48:00.001+11:00

In honour of summer, add the new page You know it's hot when... (see also: Diary of a Brisbane Summer).

Stay cool, people!

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songs for the rest of us

2014-12-30T23:46:00.000+11:00

Their shopping centre is quite new in Newpooooort:

He's a regular everyday normal guy:

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Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

2014-11-26T23:30:00.001+11:00

"Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor - YouTube:

No, there is no explanation... but it will get stuck in your head.

Once in a while the internet elevates sillyness to art. The song was good, the gifs were popular, but the full all-singing all-dancing production is mad genius.

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