And they make a good point – for all of the complainers out there, what is the alternative?  Please humor me with something that’s better, or even remotely close.

Can’t do it, because the iPhone is the best phone out there, even with problems.  Hopefully competition will change this (I’m all about competition making everyone/everything better), but until then, let’s just laugh at the accuracy of this video.

Don’t let the title fool you – this is a video from Funny or Die where the stars of the original Reno 911 react to clips they see from a porno parody version of the show.  This is a totally clean video (with the exception of language), so don’t be scared by the title.

Disclaimers aside, this is a pretty funny video showcasing fully clothed clips from the porno parody with some witty commentary from the original stars of Reno 911.  I have thought these guys were hilarious since they all starred in a sketch comedy show called the State on MTV.

Funny 3 minute clip that you should check out if you’re a fan of Reno 911 or anything with Tom Lennon.  Enjoy!

In their words:

“It’s got everything you want in a movie: comedy, improv chops, people f’ing the shit out of each other”

While I am an iPhone and iPad fanboy, I couldn’t help but appreciate this video from Funny or Die.  Hilarious use of original Apple footage with some actors spliced in.

“it’s going to change the world than anything since Jesus Christ… and to be honest, it blows Jesus Christ out of the fucking water”

Great video, and great coverage by Adam Scott, everyone’s favorite up and coming “that guy”!

I guess I never thought of Drew Berrymore as a smart person, and apparently the Onion feels the same way. In this video, they mock Drew Berrymore by running a story about a new coloring book that Drew was releasing. “Drew poured her heart and soul into all 400 words in the book.”

Drew Berrymore is truly an inspiration to everyone… I’ll have to give this to my nieces as a present.

Drew Berrymore's Coloring Book

For some reason, I still watch most episodes of Entourage on HBO when they come out.  It’s not a great show, but it’s an easy way to mindlessly spend 25 minutes a week.  If nothing else, it’s fun to watch the show and make fun of it for being so formulaic.

Apparently some of people who create videos for Funny or Die believe this as well, because they did a hilariously accurate parody of the show.  Vince, Loyd and Drama are dead on.  E is beautifully played by a girl.  The other characters are great as well.  Well done!

Generally, this is pretty much how I feel about the news… just some random story about people I’ll never meet doing something that is borderline newsworthy.  Another great job by the Onion.

My favorite line:

“Authorities in special uniforms rushed to the scene to stand around while our crews filmed them”

Why do news stories always have this shot?  Uniformed people standing behind the police line and chatting?  Sort of undermines their hard work, doesn’t it?

I love Mustaches.  My uncles sport them, the 70′s, 80′s and 90′s were filled with them, and they just throw out a tremendous vibe to the ladies.  I love them so much that I have spent $30 on a domain name dedicated to Saved By the Bell characters and mustaches over the years (savedbythestache.com).  That might be TMI, but I don’t care, it’s what I do.

Jimmy Fallon’s show also loves stache’s to the point that they have a running segment dedicated to them. In this clip, we have a stache off with Burt Reynolds from the 70′s and Tom Selleck from the 80′s.  In this clip a great premise is made a funny reality, Fallon laughs at his own jokes too much, and there are some life sized bristles above the upper lip that make a generation proud.

Stache’ on, America!!

On an unrelated/related note, I’m pretty sure that Selleckwaterfallsandwich.com stole one of my half baked ideas, but I still credit them for being pioneers!

This is a very well done video by the college humor team showcasing the similarities seen in nearly every video game on the NES.  Basically, super boss has a pep-talk with his minions saying “kill him and I’ll wait here, but make sure you kill him so that he doesn’t get to me” – and as always the minions fail.  You really can’t trust anyone in the 8-bit world; not even Mike Tyson.

Great cameos here from many games including Super Mario Bros, Mega Man, Metroid, Star Wars (Darth Vader), Ninja Turtles (Shredder), Wolfenstein 3D (Hitler), Aladdin (Jaffar), and many more.

Great work by the College Humor Team!

Bowser Speaks to his minions

3 Year Old Cries to Justin Bieber

Then I saw the video response on YouTube from Jimmy Kimmel live where the little girl and her love Justin are reunited. Still probably not worthy of the site, but getting better.

When Raaaaaaaandy releases a video about Justin Bieber, we’re finally ready for the prime time.

Not much to say about Justin Bieber other than the fact that there are all kinds of coke dealers across the US licking their chops each time this kid signs a recording contract. He will make them rich by the time he’s 21!  I can’t wait to see him on the Celebrity Apprentice 14 years from now.

This is a guest post from my girlfriend Amanda.  Amanda sent me this video last week with some comments that deserve to be posted here.

I think that this video is hilarious.  Points of interest:

1. The Spanish tongue roll
2. When the back up dancers freeze
3. Shake it sugar do it to it
4. It is medium cardio focusing on the waistline – Circles, circles, circles
5. Hip hip hip hip Woo
6. “Hot dog”
7. The matching leotards

Jazzercists or Oompa Loompas?

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