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Making A pLane

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Making a plane

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NOw We Are

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:29:00 +0000

Some laws WE never learnt in school or college:

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:16:00 +0000

1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.
3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.
4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
tire.
5) O ' Brien's Variation Law: If you change queues ( TrainTicket
reservation) , the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.
6)BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to
be seen with.
8) WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine /
system won't work, it will.
9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
10) BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
11) OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
12) HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when
you're near the mailbox.
13) KITCEN'S RULE: You doubt whether you have switched off the light
or not once you are on the Bus to office.

21 Reasons.......Must Read

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:14:00 +0000

21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend...
1.You don't have to call them every day, just to let them know you're not fighting
2.You don't have an anniversary-you just sort of "became" best friends.
3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your "partner" it makes you think of marriage. When they call your best friend our partner, it's more
like cops.
4.You never have to touch your best friend when it's
hot outside, but you
can still huddle close when it's freezing.
5.Your parents usually like your best friend.
6.Your best friend doesn't care if you get fat, you're
ugly, or if you get a ard haircut.
7.You don't have to get jealous of "girls only" night
or "guys only" night -- You're part of it!
8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.
9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on
any occasion.
10.You can plan on still having a relationship with
your best friend in 20 years.
11.Never in your life will you need "space" from your
best friend.
12.Your best friend won't be mad if you want some time
alone, and will only ask you "what's wrong?" once.
13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble
with; your boyfriend/girlfriend is someone you get in trouble
with if you get in trouble.
14.You don't have to get dressed up to go anywhere
with your best friend.
15.You're allowed to have multiple best friends.
16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and
your best friend's relationship.
17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend
is okay, no questions asked.
18.Your best friend will never refer to you as "the
ball and chain," "the old lady/man," or "the whip."
19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates
for a new best friend.
20.It doesn't matter what your "other" friends think
about your best friend.
21. Your best friend is the first person you call when
you get a new boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them.

funny Joke!! check Out

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:10:00 +0000

Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven where he is met by God. "Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. "I'm going to do something I've never done before. Im going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven." God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh THAT?!" said God. "That was the Screen Saver."

Example of Will Power

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:07:00 +0000

An old man lived alone in village. He wanted to spade his potato garden,but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation: Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden,because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison. Love, Dad Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!" At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen intelligence agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad..It's the best I could do for you from here." Moral: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS

A, B, C ...of life

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:01:00 +0000

Life is ADVENTURE dare it. Life is BEAUTY worship it. Life is CHALLENGE meet it. Life is DREAM realize it. Life is ENDURANCE copewith it. Life is FRAGRANCE smell it. Life is GAME play it. Life is HEAVEN take it. Life is INITIATIVE take it. Life is JOURNEY complete it. Life is KEROSINE burn it. Life is LOVE enjoy it. Life is MYSTERY unfold it. Life is NAME find it. Life is OPPORTUNITY catch it. Life is PROMISE fulfil it. Life is QUSETION answer it. Life is REALITY face it. Life is SONG sing it. Life is TIME utilize it. Life is URAGE satisfy it. Life is VOICE listen it. Life is WEALTH acquire it. Life is X ? solve it. Life is YEARNING go after it. Life is ZENITH attain it.

Funny Message

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:55:00 +0000

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?! *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle Million soldiers 2 protect a country BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

simple Vs Complex

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:53:00 +0000

MEN R SO SIMPLE If you kiss him, you are appreiciated If you don't, then he is equally pleased If you praise him, he will accept it as a compliment If you don't, then also you are admired If you agree to all his likes, he thinks it is a perfect match If you don't, he will respect your likes and dislikes If you visit him often, he will be overwhelmed If you don't, he will understand you have other priorities If you are well dressed, he will admire you If you don't, you are equally beautiful for him If you are jealous, he knows you love him a lot If you don't, he still knows you love him a lot If you attempt a romance, Your feelings are understood If you don't, still you are liked and admired If you are a minute late, he will thank u that u came. If you are early, he will be grateful for it If you visit another man, he understands that it is job related If you are visited by another woman, he understands you should have some time to yourself If you kiss him once in a while, he is head over heals for u. If you kiss him often, he is crazy for u. If you help him in crossing the street, you have high moral values If you do not, he will help u instead If you stare at another man, You are just admiring a human being If he stares another women, its because she looks like u.... If you talk, he will listen If you want to listen, he will talk In short: So strong and so understanding So powerful and so humble So straight and so simple So toleratent and wonderful... .....MEN! GIRLS ARE COMPLEX If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her. If you don't, she thinks you do not like her. If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait. If she is late, she says that's a girl's way. If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold. If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage. If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics. If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction. If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting. If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring. If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful .....Girls?!....Sigh.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:43:00 +0000

Indian Quiz Next time you get asked an annoying Indian question, answer it like this...read on, it's funny! Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean? A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target.... Q. You're from India, aren't you? I have read so much about the country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation? [note: This one we were actually asked in August '93 by a real estate agent when house-hunting in Boston.] A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant in our house. But later, we started elephant-pooling with our neighbors, to save the air. You see elephants have an "emissions" problem..... Q. Does India have cars? A. No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes. Q. Does India have TV? A. No. We only have cable. Q. Are all Indians vegetarian? A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India. Q. How come you speak English so well? A. You see when the British were ruling India, they employed Indians as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English. So the British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused their servants' babies with it and since then all babies born are born speaking English. A variation to the above is a compliment --- "You speak very good English." Response: Thanks. So do you. Q. Are you a Hindi? A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India. Q. Do you speak Hindu? A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity. Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt? A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school. Q. India is very hot, isn't it? A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India. Q. Are there any business companies in India ? A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of self-sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food. That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is a lot of hard work. Q. Indians cannot eat beef, huh? A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat. Q. India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly? A. Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink. But it is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work when I meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is why things are so inefficient there. Q. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they do that? A. We don't have shoes. So we burn the botton of our feet to make it hard so that we can walk. Q. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work? A. I prefer it to coming naked. Q. How do you celebrate Thanksgiving day in India? A. By roasting an American...

What your Birth month means

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:36:00 +0000

JANUARY * Ambitious and serious * Loves to teach and be taught * Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses * Likes to criticize * Hardworking and productive * Smart, neat and organized * Sensitive and has deep thoughts * Knows how to make others happy * Quiet unless excited or tensed * Rather reserved * Highly attentive * Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds * Romantic but has difficulties expressing love * Loves children * Homely person * Loyal * Needs to improve social abilities * Easily jealous FEBRUARY * Abstract thoughts * Loves reality and abstract * Intelligent and clever * Changing personality * Temperamental * Quiet, shy and humble * Low self esteem * Honest and loyal * Determined to reach goals * Loves freedom * Rebellious when restricted * Loves aggressiveness * Too sensitive and easily hurt * Showing anger easily * Dislike unnecessary things * Loves making friends but rarely shows it * Daring and stubborn * Ambitious *Realizing dreams and hopes * Sharp * Loves entertainment and leisure * Romantic on the inside not outside * Superstitious and ludicrous * Spendthrift * Learns to show emotions MARCH * Attractive personality * Affectionate * Shy and reserved * Secretive * Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic * Loves peace and serenity * Sensitive to others * Loves to serve others * Not easily angered * Trustworthy * Appreciative and returns kindness * Observant and assess others * Revengeful * Loves to dream and fantasize * Loves traveling * Loves attention * Loves home decors * Musically talented * Loves special things * Moody APRIL * Active and dynamic * Decisive and hasteful but tends to regret * Attractive and affectionate to oneself * Strong mentality * Loves attention * Diplomatic * Consoling * Friendly and solves people's problems * Brave and fearless * Adventurous * Loving and caring * Suave and generous * Emotional * Revengeful * Aggressive * Hasty * Good memory * Moving * Motivate oneself and the others * Sickness usually of the head and chest * Easily get too jealous MAY * Stubborn and hard-hearted * Strong-willed and highly motivated * Sharp thoughts * Easily angered * Attracts others and loves attention * Deep feelings * Beautiful physically and mentally * Firm standpoint * Easily influenced * Needs no motivation * Easily consoled * Systematic (left brain) * Loves to dream * Strong clairvoyance * Understanding * Sickness usually in the ear and neck * Good imagination * Good debating skills * Good physical * Weak breathing * Loves literature and the arts * Loves traveling * Dislike being at home * Restless * Hardworking * High spirited * Spendthrift JUNE * Thinks far with vision * Easily influenced by kindness * Polite and soft-spoken * Having lots of ideas * Sensitive * Active mind * Hesitating * Tends to delay * Choosy and always wants the best * Temperamental * Funny and humorous * Loves to joke * Good debating skills * Talkative * Daydreamer * Friendly * Knows how to make friends * Abiding * Able to show character * Easily hurt * Prone to getting colds * Loves to dress up * Easily bored * Fussy * Seldom show emotions * Takes time to recover when hurt * Brand conscious * Executive * Stubborn * Those who loves me are enemies * Those who hates me are friends JULY * Fun to be with * Secretive * Difficult to fathom and to be understood * Quiet unless excited or tensed * Takes pride in oneself * Has reputation * Easily consoled * Honest * Concern about people's feelings * Tactful * Friendly * Approachable * Very emotional * Temperamental and unpredictable * Moody and easily hurt * Witty and sarky * Sentimental * Not revengeful * Forgiving but never forgets * Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things * Guides others physically and mentally * Sensitive and forms impressions carefully * Caring and loving * Treats others equally * Strong sense of sympathy * Wary and sharp * Judge people through observations * Hardworking * No difficulties i AUGUST * Loves to joke * Attractive * Suave and caring * Brave and fearless * Firm and has leadership qualities * Knows how to console others * Too generous and egoistic * Takes high pride of oneself * Thirsty for praises * Extraordinary spirit * Easily angered * Angry when provoked * Easily jealous * Observant * Careful and cautious * Thinks quickly * Independent thoughts * Loves to lead and to be led * Loves to dream * Talented in the arts, music and defense * Sensitive but not petty * Poor resistance against illnesses * Learns to relax * Hasty and rushy * Romantic * Loving and caring * Loves to make friends SEPTEMBER * Suave and compromising * Careful, cautious and organized * Likes to point out people's mistakes * Likes to criticize * Quiet but able to talk well * Calm and cool * Kind and sympathetic * Concerned and detailed * Trustworthy, loyal and honest * Does work well * Sensitive * Thinking * Good memory * Clever and knowledgeable * Loves to look for information * Must control oneself when criticizing * Able to motivate oneself * Understanding * Secretive * Loves sports, leisure and traveling * Hardly shows emotions * Tends to bottle up feelings * Choosy especially in relationships * Loves wide things * Systematic OCTOBER * Loves to chat * Loves those who loves him * Loves to takes things at the centre * Attractive and suave * Inner and physical beauty * Does not lie or pretend * Sympathetic * Treats friends importantly * Always making friends * Easily hurt but recovers easily * Bad tempered * Selfish * Seldom helps unless asked * Daydreamer * Very opinionated * Does not care of what others think * Emotional * Decisive * Strong clairvoyance * Loves to travel, the arts and literature * Soft-spoken, loving and caring * Romantic * Touchy and easily jealous * Concerned * Loves outdoors * Just and fair * Spendthrift and easily influenced * Easily lose confidence NOVEMBER * Has a lot of ideas * Difficult to fathom * Thinks forward * Unique and brilliant * Extraordinary ideas * Sharp thinking * Fine and strong clairvoyance * Can become good doctors * Careful and cautious * Dynamic in personality * Secretive * Inquisitive * Knows how to dig secrets * Always thinking * Less talkative but amiable * Brave and generous * Patient * Stubborn and hard-hearted * If there is a will, there is a way * Determined * Never give up * Hardly become angry unless provoked * Loves to be alone * Thinks differently from others * Sharp-minded * Motivates oneself * Does not appreciates praises * High-spirited * Well-built and tough * Deep love DECEMBER * Loyal and generous * Patriotic * Active in games and interactions * Impatient and hasty * Ambitious * Influential in organizations * Fun to be with * Loves to socialize * Loves praises * Loves attention * Loves to be loved * Honest and trustworthy * Not pretending * Short tempered * Changing personality * Not egoistic * Takes high pride in oneself * Hates restrictions * Loves to joke * Good sense of humor * Logical

Nature's own fireworks

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:38:00 +0000

Northern lights is a result of our atmosphere shielding against solar particles which would otherwise make our planet uninhabitable The strong, green light originates at altitudes of 120 to 180 kilometres. Red northern lights occur at even higher altitudes, while blue and violet occur mostly below 120 kilometres. When the sun is "stormy", red colour occur at altitudes between 90 to 100 kilometres. Entirely red northern lights are sometimes seen, particularly at lower latitudes, and are often mistaken for a fire on the horizon. Courtesy :http://www.northern-lights.no/

funny Traffic signs( Photoshop)

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:28:00 +0000

Size of our worlds

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:14:00 +0000

Loyalty Of Employees ( Salaried )

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:00:00 +0000

Bank Balance First Week : 10000 Second Week : 1000 Third Week : 100 Fourth week : 10 Conveyance First Week : Auto "I can afford it" Second Week : Share Auto "I would like to share. I am selfless!" Third Week : Bus "Public figures should travel by public transport" Fourth week : Walk "Good for health " Girl friends First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina "I can BUY love" Second Week : Meena, Tina "I have enough girl friends" Third Week : Tina "I am loyal to her" Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!" Mobile Maintenance First Week : Frequent outgoing calls "This is what mobile is invented for" Second Week : Restricted o! Utgoing calls "I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines" Third Week : Rare outgoing calls "Mobile should be used in urgent Situations only" Fourth week : Only incoming calls "I am not going to call her until she calls me " And last....but not the least... Boozing First Week : "Come, let's go to Taj and freak out!" Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Taj. Let's go to Dhaba." Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?" Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health

Four Agreements will keep u happy

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:53:00 +0000

Agreement 1 Be impeccable with your word - Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love. Agreement 2 Don't take anything personally - Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering. Agreement 3 Don't make assumptions - Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life. Agreement 4 Always do your best - Your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.

~cOntradicting quOtes~

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:57:00 +0000

Actions speak louder than words./The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap./ He who hesitates is lost. Many hands make light work. (or) Two heads are better than one. / Too many cooks spoil the broth. A silent man is a wise one. / A man without words is a man without thoughts. Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. / Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Clothes make the man. / Don't judge a book by its cover. (or) All that glitters is not gold. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. / Better safe than sorry. The bigger, the better. / The best things come in small packages. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. / Out of sight, out of mind. What will be, will be. / Life is what you make it. Cross your bridges when you come to them. / Forewarned is forearmed. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. / One man's meat is another man's poison. With age comes wisdom. / Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings. The more, the merrier./ Two's company; three's a crowd. The best things in life are free. / You get what you pay for. It never rains, than it pours. / Lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Better to ask the way than to go astray. / Ask no questions and hear no lies. Never do evil, that good may come of it. / The end justifies the means. Variety is the spice of life. / Don't change horses in the middle of a stream. There is nothing permanent except change. / There is nothing new under the sun. Never too old to learn. / You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Everything comes to him who waits. / He who hesitates is lost

Find out what men Are

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:47:00 +0000

Men are like ....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like .....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like .....Bike helmets . Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like .....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like .....Copiers . You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like .....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like .....Bank accounts . Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like .....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like .....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like .....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like .....Handguns . Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.

Think Positive!!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:30:00 +0000

Think Positive!! This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do. I am thankful... 1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else. 2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets. 3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed. 4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends. 5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat. 6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine. 7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home. 8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech. 9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation. 10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means that I can hear. 11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear. 12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard. 13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive. AND FINALLY ....... for received e-mails because it means I have friends who are thinking of me, at least.

Funny Pets !! Just for Animal lovers

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:02:00 +0000

HAIR TIPS FOR WOMAN

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 20:36:00 +0000

Regular Care Of Hair:

Taking care of hair is in fact much the same as taking care of skin. An effective hair care discipline involves cleansing, toning and conditioning routines carried out with religious regularity.

1.Care Of Oily Hair And Scalp Condition: The principle of care for oily hair and scalp condition is the same as used for oily skin condition. The routine aims at removing the excess oil and to exfoliate skin cells which clogs up and suffocate the hair follicles in our scalp. The emphasis is laid on cleansing and toning routines. Since the hair has to be washed as frequently as it gets dirty and oily, a natural shampoo on a formulation of herbs such as amla, shikakai, trijla is ideal. Massaging hair and scalp is important for the well being as well as good growth of the hair. For dry hair, scalp massaging with oil is recommended. For oily hair massaging with toning lotion is suitable.

Home-made Cosmetics For Oily Hair: A.Take some dry soap nuts(reetha) and soak them in water overnight. Mash them in the morning and strain the soapy solution. Add a tsp of shikakai powder and wash your hair.

If you are unable to make the shampoo cleanser at home, use this infusion recipe. Prepare it and mix in the shampoo you use.

B.To make the infusion, boil two handful of mint leaves in one and a half glass of water for 20 minutes. Strain the solution and mix in a 300ml bottle of shampoo.

Toning Lotion For Oily Hair: Mix a tbsp of Malt Vinegar in a glass of water. Add a pinch of salt in it. Use 2 tbsps of it on your scalp and massage it with your finger tips twice a week. Leave the lotion on for one hour. Rinse with cool water, brush and set your hair.

2.Care For Dry Hair: Dry hair tends to be thin and rough.It is susceptible to tangles, damage, breakage and split ends. The primary aim is to replenish the oil and the moisture in the hair.

Home-made Cosmetic Care For Dry Hair: Below are given few natural recipes that are time-tested.

The Gentle Cleanser: Beat an egg in a cup of the skimmed milk. When the foam becomes consistent, rub it into the scalp. Leave it on for 5 minutes. Rinse the hair thoroughly with water. Carry out this routine twice a week. The Protein Conditioner: Beat one tbsp of castor oil, one tbsp of glycerin, one tbsp of cider vinegar and a tsp of mild herbal shampoo. Apply it on scalp and leave it on for 20 minutes. Rinse with clear water. A Special Massage Oil Toner Buy a bottle of castor oil or coconut oil. Add a tsp of lavender essential oil in it. Heat a little and massage it gently on your scalp at night. Rinse or shampoo it out in the morning. Follow this routine at least twice a week. please POST Your Comments

You did IT !!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 20:10:00 +0000

Not Every Tree can Stand Thirst But the Cactus Did it. Not Every Animal can Represent a Nation But the Lion Did it. Not Every Flower Can Represent Love But Roses Did it. Not Every Monkey Can Read Blogs But You Did it !!!!!

Greatest INDIAN Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:51:00 +0000

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are hooked first." "Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous." "The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you." "There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth." "Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead." "As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it." "The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman." "Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest." "The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction." "God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple." "A man is great by deeds, not by birth." "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness." "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends." "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person." "Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth

Dear BOSS !

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:41:00 +0000

funny AD

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:29:00 +0000

Moral of this Adverstisement: the person in the mirror is yamandharman..who decides the fate of death.. now you guess