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It's Friday, Friday for...Penelope Cruz?

Unknown — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:11:18 +0000

What? You mean Rebecca Black might grow up to be a hot, sexy chick with an accent?

Nice.

Netflix timeline -- good to bad to ... good?

Unknown — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 18:51:10 +0000

How many of your friends were going to dump Netflix?

How many still are?

I feel hurt inside.

Source: Tauntr

Everybody is a genius

Unknown — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 13:55:50 +0000

Not as much of a funny joke or picture today, but a nice inspirational thingie. By Einstein.

But the thought of a fish climbing a tree made me laugh inside, right next to the dancing baby and hamsterdance (remember those?)

Cookie Monster's Internet dilemma

Unknown — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 17:59:44 +0000

Poor Cookie Monster. I wouldn't delete my Taco Bell, so why should he have to delete his cookies?

That, and I filed this under bacon. All this talk of food made me hungry.

Gigawatts, the Flux Capacitor, and the Battery

Unknown — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 04:43:18 +0000

Oh man, I'm totally doing this to the next person who asks me what's wrong with their computer.

Nothing says stupidity better than (J)igawatts.

Google Plus: we're so lucky to be invited

Unknown — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:46:14 +0000

Don't get me wrong, Google+ is great. I'm digging it. Maybe that's because I was invited.

But really, nobody has shown up yet, and I don't really feel like talking to Zuckerberger.

Mirrors, dude. Mirrors.

Unknown — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:37:21 +0000

Just keep looking. You'll see it.

And then you'll definitely feel better about yourself.

Enjoy your day!

Charlie Sheen's kitty

Unknown — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 12:48:55 +0000

I wonder if this kitty has Tiger Blood.

Or perhaps just blow in its blood.

Yay Internet!!!

Unknown — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:55:57 +0000

People have way too much free time at work.

But that makes me happy, because you might be reading this at work.

Or perhaps creating some of these and sending them to me at submit@funnymail.com?

Why boys need parents, part 4 of 4

Unknown — Fri, 27 May 2011 01:49:03 +0000

The final day of why boys need parents. Are you sad? I am.

If any of you have any of these, or anything else funny or memorable, send to submit@funnymail.com and we'll put it up on the site!

Why boys need parents, part 3 of 4

Unknown — Thu, 26 May 2011 02:11:57 +0000

Welcome to yet another installment plan, day number three! Sorry for the late post, it's been a long day.

This is day 3 (of 4) in which we shall see boys being boys.

I've actually done the one with the power outlet. It smarts. Don't do it.

Why boys need parents, part 2 of 4

Unknown — Tue, 24 May 2011 21:39:08 +0000

Welcome to yet another installment plan, day number 2.

This is day 2 (of 4) in which we shall see boys being boys.

There are some doozies coming up, so stay tuned, and check back tomorrow for installment 3!

Why boys need parents, part 1 of 4

Unknown — Mon, 23 May 2011 17:48:46 +0000

Welcome to yet another installment plan.

This is day 1 (of 4) in which we shall see boys being boys.

And the question "Where are these kids parents???" just comes to mind, hence the title. :)

A truly amazing building

Unknown — Fri, 20 May 2011 21:08:23 +0000

This building is one of my favorites of all time.

Especially the juxtaposition of nature, concrete, glass and steel.

I don't normally surf the Internet...

Unknown — Wed, 18 May 2011 22:11:53 +0000

The Rogaine goes on the scalp, dude.

Photo courtesy of Chris.

Warning signs: what are they good for? Absolutely nothing.

Unknown — Fri, 13 May 2011 14:17:37 +0000

That gives me an idea. We don't need radar detectors. We need Invincible Moose Detectors.

How they caught Osama bin Laden

Unknown — Wed, 04 May 2011 23:27:18 +0000

OK, first, I mean no disrespect to the men and women of our Armed Forces here in America.

But this was way too classic to pass up.

Sorry it took so long to get you a copy of my birth certificate, I was busy killing Osama bin Laden.

Unknown — Mon, 02 May 2011 15:34:53 +0000

Dear Mr. Trump:

Sorry it took so long to get you a copy of my birth certificate, I was busy killing Osama bin Laden.

Sincerely,

President Barack Obama

Some Easter funnies

Unknown — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 16:33:32 +0000

Just some Easter humor for you all, oh glorious fans of FunnyMail.com.

Easter jokes, although they only come once a year, are better than Christmas jokes, I think.

Maybe that's just because I like egg salad and chocolate. But not at the same time.

Energizer Bunny found dead

Unknown — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 05:16:24 +0000

Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 pm last evening.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie," as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of death.

He is survived by his equally creepy brother, the Easter Bunny.

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