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		<title>Suspense</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 06:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re in a pitch-black room with a clock that chimes the hour and also chimes once at each quarter hour. If you hear the clock chime once, what&#8217;s the longest you&#8217;ll have to wait to be sure what time it is?]]></description>
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<p>The longest interval marked by single chimes is 1 hour and 45 minutes (from 12:15 to 2:00). But in that event you&#8217;ll be able to infer at 1:45 that it will be 2:00 in 15 minutes. So the answer is an hour and a half.</p>
<p>From Erwin Brecher&#8217;s <a href="https://archive.org/details/mindbendingconun0000brec/page/52/mode/2up"><em>Mind Bending Conundrums</em></a>, 2013.</p>
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		<title>The Seven-Dice Shuffle</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 18:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In a carnival game, you roll seven ordinary dice and then arrange them to form a 7-digit number. If your number is a multiple of 2, you&#8217;ll win £2. If your number is a multiple of 3, you&#8217;ll win £3. If your number is a multiple of 4, you&#8217;ll win £4. If your number is a multiple of 5, you&#8217;ll win £5. If your number is a multiple of 6, you&#8217;ll win £6. If your number is a multiple of 7, you&#8217;ll win £7. The catch is that you have to announce the prize you&#8217;re attempting before you roll the...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a carnival game, you roll seven ordinary dice and then arrange them to form a 7-digit number.</p>
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<li>If your number is a multiple of 2, you&#8217;ll win £2.</li>
<li>If your number is a multiple of 3, you&#8217;ll win £3.</li>
<li>If your number is a multiple of 4, you&#8217;ll win £4.</li>
<li>If your number is a multiple of 5, you&#8217;ll win £5.</li>
<li>If your number is a multiple of 6, you&#8217;ll win £6.</li>
<li>If your number is a multiple of 7, you&#8217;ll win £7.</li>
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<p>The catch is that you have to announce the prize you&#8217;re attempting before you roll the dice. Which prize should you pick?</p>
<p>At first it seems that the £2 prize must be best. If even one of the seven dice produces an even number, you can put that at the end of string and fulfill the condition. This will happen 99.2 percent of the time.</p>
<p>Surprisingly, though, choosing 7 has an even higher success rate, 99.997 percent! &#8220;In fact, almost all numbers can be rearranged to make a multiple of 7,&#8221; writes James Grime. &#8220;But finding the multiple of 7 is the tricky part.&#8221; See the paper below for a strategy that will win the jackpot nearly every time.</p>
<p>(James Grime, <a href="https://reference-global.com/article/10.2478/rmm-2026-0006?tab=preview">&#8220;The Seven Dice Shuffle,&#8221;</a> <a href="https://reference-global.com/journal/RMM"><em>Recreational Mathematics Magazine</em></a> 13:22 [June 2026], 95-101.)</p>
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		<title>“Humility”</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 06:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Society]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[In a certain street are three tailors. The first to set up shop hung out this sign &#8212; &#8216;Here is the best tailor in the town.&#8217; The next put up &#8212; &#8216;Here is the best tailor in the world.&#8217; The third simply had this &#8212; &#8216;Here is the best tailor in this street.&#8217; &#8212; John Scott, The Puzzle King, 1899]]></description>
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In a certain street are three tailors. The first to set up shop hung out this sign &#8212; &#8216;Here is the best tailor in the town.&#8217; The next put up &#8212; &#8216;Here is the best tailor in the world.&#8217; The third simply had this &#8212; &#8216;Here is the best tailor in this street.&#8217;
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<p>&#8212; John Scott, <a href="https://archive.org/details/ThePuzzleKing/page/n75/mode/2up"><em>The Puzzle King</em></a>, 1899</p>
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		<title>A Topology Puzzle</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 18:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Unquote</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 06:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. It&#8217;s their way of falling.&#8221; &#8212; André Gide, Journals (Thanks, Macari.)]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. It&#8217;s their way of falling.&#8221; &#8212; André Gide, <a href="https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.61388/mode/2up"><em>Journals</em></a></p>
<p>(Thanks, Macari.)</p>
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		<title>Prayer Vigil</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A puzzle by F. Nazarov from the May-June 1996 issue of Quantum: On a certain familiar island, some residents always lie, and the others always tell the truth. The total population is 100. Each resident worships one of three gods, the sun god, the moon god, or the Earth god. One day a visitor asks each resident three questions: Do you worship the sun god? Do you worship the moon god? Do you worship the Earth god? Sixty residents answer yes to the first question, 40 to the second, and 30 to the third. How many residents are liars?]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A puzzle by F. Nazarov from the <a href="https://static.nsta.org/pdfs/QuantumV6N5.pdf#page=17">May-June 1996</a> issue of <a href="https://www.nsta.org/quantum-magazine-math-and-science"><em>Quantum</em></a>:</p>
<p>On a certain familiar island, some residents always lie, and the others always tell the truth. The total population is 100. Each resident worships one of three gods, the sun god, the moon god, or the Earth god. One day a visitor asks each resident three questions:</p>
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<li>Do you worship the sun god?</li>
<li>Do you worship the moon god?</li>
<li>Do you worship the Earth god?</li>
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<p>Sixty residents answer yes to the first question, 40 to the second, and 30 to the third. How many residents are liars?</p>

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<p>Each truth-teller answered yes to one question, and each liar answered yes to two questions. That means that the total number of yeses, 60 + 40 + 30 = 130, equals the number of truth-tellers plus twice the number of liars. The number of truth-tellers plus <em>once</em> the number of liars is 100, the total population. So the number of liars is 130 &#8211; 100 = 30.</p>
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		<title>Literary</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 06:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[For a story on library cutbacks in a certain Essex town, the Telegraph chose the headline BOOK LACK IN ONGAR. (Apparently apocryphal, but entertaining.)]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For a story on library cutbacks in a certain Essex town, the <em>Telegraph</em> chose the headline BOOK LACK IN ONGAR.</p>
<p>(Apparently apocryphal, but entertaining.)</p>
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		<title>Groundwork</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 18:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Like its predecessor, our present civilization may be no more than one of those crops farmers sow to improve their land by the fixation of nitrogen from the air; it may have grown only that, accumulating certain traditions, it may be ploughed into the soil again for better things to follow. &#8212; H.G. Wells, The Outline of History, 1920]]></description>
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Like its predecessor, our present civilization may be no more than one of those crops farmers sow to improve their land by the fixation of nitrogen from the air; it may have grown only that, accumulating certain traditions, it may be ploughed into the soil again for better things to follow.
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<p>&#8212; H.G. Wells, <a href="https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Outline_of_History/TuVHAQAAMAAJ?hl=en&#038;gbpv=1&#038;pg=PA717&#038;printsec=frontcover"><em>The Outline of History</em></a>, 1920</p>
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		<title>Descent</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 06:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Bycocket is an obsolete word for a kind of cap or headdress. Its entry in the Second Edition of the Oxford English Dictionary contains this woeful note: Through a remarkable series of blunders and ignorant reproductions of error, this word appears in modern dictionaries as ABACOT. In Hall&#8217;s Chron. a bicocket appears to have been misprinted abococket, which was copied by Grafton, altered by Holinshed to abococke, and finally &#8216;improved&#8217; by Abraham Fleming to abacot (perhaps through an intermediate abacoc); hence it was again copied by Baker, inserted in his Glossarium by Spelman, and thence copied by Phillips, and so...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Bycocket</em> is an obsolete word for a kind of cap or headdress. Its entry in the Second Edition of the <em>Oxford English Dictionary</em> contains this woeful note:</p>
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Through a remarkable series of blunders and ignorant reproductions of error, this word appears in modern dictionaries as ABACOT. In Hall&#8217;s Chron. a <em>bicocket</em> appears to have been misprinted <em>abococket</em>, which was copied by Grafton, altered by Holinshed to <em>abococke</em>, and finally &#8216;improved&#8217; by Abraham Fleming to <em>abacot</em> (perhaps through an intermediate <em>abacoc</em>); hence it was again copied by Baker, inserted in his <em>Glossarium</em> by Spelman, and thence copied by Phillips, and so handed down through Bailey, Ash, Todd, etc., to 19th century dictionaries (some of which provide a picture of the &#8216;abacot&#8217;), and even inserted in dictionaries of English and foreign languages.
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<p>The <em>OED</em> defines <em>abacot</em> as a &#8220;variant of bycocket&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Accommodation</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 06:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[An arresting sentence from poet George Barker&#8217;s 1950 novel The Dead Seagull: &#8220;They cut down elms to build asylums for people driven mad by the cutting down of elms.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>An arresting sentence from poet George Barker&#8217;s 1950 novel <a href="https://archive.org/details/georgebarker0000bark/page/22/mode/2up"><em>The Dead Seagull</em></a>:</p>
<p>&#8220;They cut down elms to build asylums for people driven mad by the cutting down of elms.&#8221;</p>
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