<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" version="2.0">

<channel>
	<title>Futility Closet</title>
	<atom:link href="https://www.futilitycloset.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/>
	<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/</link>
	<description>Your refuge from productivity</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 22:32:10 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en-US</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>
	hourly	</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>
	1	</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0</generator>
<site xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">91506090</site>	<item>
		<title>Literary</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/06/02/literary/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 06:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.futilitycloset.com/?p=73436</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[For a story on library cutbacks in a certain Essex town, the Telegraph chose the headline BOOK LACK IN ONGAR. (Apparently apocryphal, but entertaining.)]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For a story on library cutbacks in a certain Essex town, the <em>Telegraph</em> chose the headline BOOK LACK IN ONGAR.</p>
<p>(Apparently apocryphal, but entertaining.)</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">73436</post-id>	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Groundwork</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/06/01/groundwork/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 18:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[History]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.futilitycloset.com/?p=73433</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Like its predecessor, our present civilization may be no more than one of those crops farmers sow to improve their land by the fixation of nitrogen from the air; it may have grown only that, accumulating certain traditions, it may be ploughed into the soil again for better things to follow. &#8212; H.G. Wells, The Outline of History, 1920]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" src="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-06-01-groundwork.jpg" alt="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_annihilated_civilization.jpg" width="600" height="600" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-73434" srcset="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-06-01-groundwork.jpg 600w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-06-01-groundwork-300x300.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></p>
<blockquote><p>
Like its predecessor, our present civilization may be no more than one of those crops farmers sow to improve their land by the fixation of nitrogen from the air; it may have grown only that, accumulating certain traditions, it may be ploughed into the soil again for better things to follow.
</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212; H.G. Wells, <a href="https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Outline_of_History/TuVHAQAAMAAJ?hl=en&#038;gbpv=1&#038;pg=PA717&#038;printsec=frontcover"><em>The Outline of History</em></a>, 1920</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">73433</post-id>	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Descent</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/06/01/descent/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 06:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.futilitycloset.com/?p=73430</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Bycocket is an obsolete word for a kind of cap or headdress. Its entry in the Second Edition of the Oxford English Dictionary contains this woeful note: Through a remarkable series of blunders and ignorant reproductions of error, this word appears in modern dictionaries as ABACOT. In Hall&#8217;s Chron. a bicocket appears to have been misprinted abococket, which was copied by Grafton, altered by Holinshed to abococke, and finally &#8216;improved&#8217; by Abraham Fleming to abacot (perhaps through an intermediate abacoc); hence it was again copied by Baker, inserted in his Glossarium by Spelman, and thence copied by Phillips, and so...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Bycocket</em> is an obsolete word for a kind of cap or headdress. Its entry in the Second Edition of the <em>Oxford English Dictionary</em> contains this woeful note:</p>
<blockquote><p>
Through a remarkable series of blunders and ignorant reproductions of error, this word appears in modern dictionaries as ABACOT. In Hall&#8217;s Chron. a <em>bicocket</em> appears to have been misprinted <em>abococket</em>, which was copied by Grafton, altered by Holinshed to <em>abococke</em>, and finally &#8216;improved&#8217; by Abraham Fleming to <em>abacot</em> (perhaps through an intermediate <em>abacoc</em>); hence it was again copied by Baker, inserted in his <em>Glossarium</em> by Spelman, and thence copied by Phillips, and so handed down through Bailey, Ash, Todd, etc., to 19th century dictionaries (some of which provide a picture of the &#8216;abacot&#8217;), and even inserted in dictionaries of English and foreign languages.
</p></blockquote>
<p>The <em>OED</em> defines <em>abacot</em> as a &#8220;variant of bycocket&#8221;.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">73430</post-id>	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Accommodation</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/05/31/accommodation/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 06:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Literature]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.futilitycloset.com/?p=73421</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[An arresting sentence from poet George Barker&#8217;s 1950 novel The Dead Seagull: &#8220;They cut down elms to build asylums for people driven mad by the cutting down of elms.&#8221;]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-31-accommodation-1.jpg" alt="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Monken_Hadley_(1880)_(14586996208).jpg" width="1280" height="902" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-73425" srcset="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-31-accommodation-1.jpg 1280w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-31-accommodation-1-600x423.jpg 600w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-31-accommodation-1-1200x846.jpg 1200w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-31-accommodation-1-300x211.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px" /></p>
<p>An arresting sentence from poet George Barker&#8217;s 1950 novel <a href="https://archive.org/details/georgebarker0000bark/page/22/mode/2up"><em>The Dead Seagull</em></a>:</p>
<p>&#8220;They cut down elms to build asylums for people driven mad by the cutting down of elms.&#8221;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">73421</post-id>	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Perko Pair</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/05/30/the-perko-pair/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 06:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Science & Math]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.futilitycloset.com/?p=73418</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[How many distinct knots have exactly 10 crossings? By the late 20th century, mathematicians believed the number to be 166. Then, in 1973, New York attorney and part-time mathematician Kenneth A. Perko Jr. discovered that two of these were essentially the same knot. The correspondence had gone unnoticed for 75 years.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-30-the-perko-pair.png"><img decoding="async" src="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-30-the-perko-pair.png" alt="https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ten_onehundredandsixtyone.gif" width="1000" height="479" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-73419" srcset="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-30-the-perko-pair.png 1000w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-30-the-perko-pair-600x287.png 600w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-30-the-perko-pair-300x144.png 300w" sizes="(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px" /></a></p>
<p>How many distinct knots have exactly 10 crossings? By the late 20th century, mathematicians believed the number to be 166.</p>
<p>Then, in 1973, New York attorney and part-time mathematician Kenneth A. Perko Jr. discovered that two of these were essentially the same knot.</p>
<p>The correspondence had gone unnoticed for 75 years.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">73418</post-id>	</item>
		<item>
		<title>A Curious Letter</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/05/29/a-curious-letter-2/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 18:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.futilitycloset.com/?p=73412</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[In 1768, Benjamin Franklin proposed a new alphabet, warning that without a phonetic scheme to stabilize spelling and pronunciation, &#8220;our writing will become the same with the Chinese as to the difficulty of learning and using it.&#8221; He composed this letter as a sample of his idea: He explains everything (and answers the imagined objections above) in this essay.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1768, Benjamin Franklin proposed a new alphabet, warning that without a phonetic scheme to stabilize spelling and pronunciation, &#8220;our writing will become the same with the Chinese as to the difficulty of learning and using it.&#8221; He composed this letter as a sample of his idea:</p>
<p><a href="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-29-a-curious-letter.jpg"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-29-a-curious-letter.jpg" alt="https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Wrigtings_of_Benjamin_franklin/JGjvMBJDBN8C?hl=en&amp;gbpv=1&amp;pg=PA169&amp;printsec=frontcover" width="783" height="613" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-73416" srcset="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-29-a-curious-letter.jpg 783w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-29-a-curious-letter-600x470.jpg 600w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-29-a-curious-letter-300x235.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 783px) 100vw, 783px" /></a></p>
<p>He explains everything (and answers the imagined objections above) in <a href="https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Wrigtings_of_Benjamin_franklin/JGjvMBJDBN8C?hl=en&#038;gbpv=1&#038;pg=PA169&#038;printsec=frontcover">this essay</a>.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">73412</post-id>	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Concise</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/05/29/concise-3/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 06:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.futilitycloset.com/?p=73407</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Spotted on the r/linguisticshumor subreddit:]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spotted on the <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/linguisticshumor/comments/1to9gb4/thought_thisd_fit_here/">r/linguisticshumor</a> subreddit:</p>
<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-29-concise.jpg" alt="https://www.reddit.com/r/linguisticshumor/comments/1to9gb4/thought_thisd_fit_here/" width="1080" height="569" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-73410" srcset="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-29-concise.jpg 1080w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-29-concise-600x316.jpg 600w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-29-concise-300x158.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">73407</post-id>	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Forefather</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/05/28/forefather-2/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 18:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Puzzles]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.futilitycloset.com/?p=73402</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[A problem from the Third Penguin Problems Book, 1946: &#8220;Flutterby&#8217;s grandfather died in 1872. Flutterby died one hundred and thirty-one years after his grandfather was born. Their ages add up to one hundred and five years. When was Flutterby born?&#8221;]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A problem from the <a href="https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.242709/page/n9/mode/2up"><em>Third Penguin Problems Book</em></a>, 1946:</p>
<p>&#8220;Flutterby&#8217;s grandfather died in 1872. Flutterby died one hundred and thirty-one years after his grandfather was born. Their ages add up to one hundred and five years. When was Flutterby born?&#8221;</p>

<div class='easySpoilerWrapper' style=''>
<table class='easySpoilerTable' border='0' style='text-align:center;' align='center' bgcolor='FFFFFF' >

<tr style='white-space:normal;'>
<th class='easySpoilerTitleA' style='white-space:normal;font-weight:normal;text-align:left;vertical-align:middle;font-size:120%;'></th>
<th class='easySpoilerTitleB'style='text-align:right;vertical-align:middle;font-size:100%; white-space:nowrap;'><a href=''  class='easySpoilerButtonOther' style='font-size:100%;background-color:#fcfcfc;background-image:none;border: 1px inset;border-style:solid;border-color:#cccccc;display:none; margin: 3px 0px 3px; padding: 4px; ' align='right'>Select</a><a href='' onclick='wpSpoilerToggle("spoilerDiv459f8001",true,"Click for Answer","Hide Answer","fast",false); return false;' id='spoilerDiv459f8001_action' class='easySpoilerButton' value="Click for Answer" align='right' style='font-size:100%;background-color:#fcfcfc;background-image:none;border: 1px inset;border-style:solid;border-color:#cccccc; margin: 3px 0px 3px 5px; padding: 4px;'>Click for Answer</></th>
</tr>
<tr><td class='easySpoilerRow' colspan='2' style=''><div id='spoilerDiv459f8001' class='easySpoilerSpoils'  style='display:none; white-space:wrap; overflow:auto; vertical-align:middle;'>
</p>
<p>&#8220;131 &#8211; 105 = 26. Therefore there was a gap of 26 years between the grandfather&#8217;s death and Flutterby&#8217;s birth. Therefore Flutterby was born in 1898.&#8221;</p>
<p>
</div></td></tr>
</table>
<div class='easySpoilerConclude' style=''><table class='easySpoilerTable' border='0' style='text-align:center;' frame='box' align='center' bgcolor='FFFFFF'><tr><th class='easySpoilerEnd' style='width:100%;'></th><td class='easySpoilerEnd' style='white-space:nowrap;' colspan='2'></td></tr><tr><td class='easySpoilerGroupWrapperLastRow' colspan='2' style=''></td></tr></table></div>
</div>

]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">73402</post-id>	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Afoot</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/05/28/afoot-3/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 06:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Literature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oddities]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.futilitycloset.com/?p=73404</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[In 2004, the world&#8217;s foremost scholar on Sherlock Holmes was found garrotted on his bed. Richard Lancelyn Green had been planning a three-volume biography of Arthur Conan Doyle but had had trouble gaining rights to the author&#8217;s private papers and manuscripts, which were scheduled to be auctioned at Christie&#8217;s. Lancelyn Green believed that Doyle&#8217;s daughter had wanted these to go to the British Library instead, but his efforts to stop the auction had been unsuccessful. In the weeks before his death he told friends that an unidentified American was following him and that he&#8217;d come to fear that his contention...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 2004, the world&#8217;s foremost scholar on Sherlock Holmes was found garrotted on his bed. Richard Lancelyn Green had been planning a three-volume biography of Arthur Conan Doyle but had had trouble gaining rights to the author&#8217;s private papers and manuscripts, which were scheduled to be auctioned at Christie&#8217;s. Lancelyn Green believed that Doyle&#8217;s daughter had wanted these to go to the British Library instead, but his efforts to stop the auction had been unsuccessful. In the weeks before his death he told friends that an unidentified American was following him and that he&#8217;d come to fear that his contention over the papers might have put his life in danger.</p>
<p>The coroner returned an open verdict. Lancelyn Green&#8217;s best friends said it was not in his nature to take his own life, but others wondered whether he might have arranged his death to cast suspicion on a rival, mirroring the Sherlock Holmes story &#8220;The Problem of Thor Bridge,&#8221; in which a jealous wife contrives her suicide to cast doubt on a woman her husband had been flirting with.</p>
<p>The case remains unsolved. &#8220;I think he wanted it to look like murder,&#8221; <a href="https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1478814/Case-of-the-Sherlock-Holmes-fanatic-who-killed-himself-but-made-it-look-like-murder.html">said James Gibson</a>, who had edited a Doyle bibliography with Lancelyn Green in 1983. &#8220;He must have been planning it for days, giving us false clues. He created the perfect mystery.&#8221;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">73404</post-id>	</item>
		<item>
		<title>One World</title>
		<link>https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/05/27/one-world-4/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Ross]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 18:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[History]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Language]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.futilitycloset.com/?p=73396</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Al-longs, ong-fong der lar Part-ree-e-yer, Ler joor der glwore ait arr-ee-vay. &#8212; Lyrics to La Marseillaise rendered in phonetic French for British soldiers in World War I, from Frank Scudamore&#8217;s &#8220;Parley Voo&#8221;!!, 1915 (via Tony Augarde&#8217;s Wordplay, 2011)]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-27-one-world.jpg" alt="https://picryl.com/media/paris-postcard-aleconte-15-7fa0f2" width="938" height="314" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-73397" srcset="https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-27-one-world.jpg 938w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-27-one-world-600x201.jpg 600w, https://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-05-27-one-world-300x100.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 938px) 100vw, 938px" /></p>
<p>Al-longs, ong-fong der lar Part-ree-e-yer,<br />
Ler joor der glwore ait arr-ee-vay.</p>
<p>&#8212; Lyrics to <em>La Marseillaise</em> rendered in phonetic French for British soldiers in World War I, from Frank Scudamore&#8217;s <em>&#8220;Parley Voo&#8221;!!</em>, 1915 (via Tony Augarde&#8217;s <a href="https://archive.org/details/wordplayweirdwon0000auga/page/44/mode/2up"><em>Wordplay</em></a>, 2011)</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">73396</post-id>	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>