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		<title>Unbound</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Samuel Johnson&#8217;s 1759 novel Rasselas contains a remarkable passage &#8212; he anticipates the airplane by nearly 150 years: He that can swim needs not despair to fly; to swim is to fly in a grosser fluid, and to fly is to swim in a subtler: We are only to proportion our power of resistance to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Samuel Johnson&#8217;s 1759 novel <em>Rasselas</em> contains a remarkable passage &#8212; he anticipates the airplane by nearly 150 years:</p>
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He that can swim needs not despair to fly; to swim is to fly in a grosser fluid, and to fly is to swim in a subtler: We are only to proportion our power of resistance to the different density of the matter through which we are to pass: You will be necessarily upborne by the air, if you can renew any impulse upon it, faster than the air can recede from the pressure.
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<p>&#8220;As a basic claim for a modern patent, the statement could not be broader nor more comprehensive,&#8221; wrote a correspondent to <em>U.S. Air Service</em> in 1920. &#8220;It only required the modern high-powered internal combustion engine to render his claim effective.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Ambassador</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 06:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman set a 26-meter inflatable rubber duck floating around the world in 2007. So far it has visited Hong Kong, Australia, Japan, Belgium, France, New Zealand, and Brazil, and it will eventually reach the United States. &#8220;It brings joy, obviously,&#8221; Hofman told ABC News. &#8220;It brings people together. We are living on [...]]]></description>
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<p>Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman set a 26-meter inflatable rubber duck floating around the world in 2007. So far it has visited Hong Kong, Australia, Japan, Belgium, France, New Zealand, and Brazil, and it will eventually reach the United States.</p>
<p>&#8220;It brings joy, obviously,&#8221; Hofman told ABC News. &#8220;It brings people together. We are living on a planet, we are one family, and the global waters are our bathtub.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Blocked</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have n cubical building blocks. You try to arrange them into the largest possible solid cube, but you find that don&#8217;t have quite enough blocks: One side of the large cube has exactly one row too few. Prove that n is divisible by 6.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have <em>n</em> cubical building blocks. You try to arrange them into the largest possible solid cube, but you find that don&#8217;t have quite enough blocks: One side of the large cube has exactly one row too few.</p>
<p>Prove that <em>n</em> is divisible by 6.</p>
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		<title>Unquote</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 06:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s odd how soon one comes to look on every minute as wasted that is given to earning one&#8217;s salary.&#8221; &#8212; P.G. Wodehouse]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s odd how soon one comes to look on every minute as wasted that is given to earning one&#8217;s salary.&#8221; &#8212; P.G. Wodehouse</p>
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		<title>“The Skeptic’s Horoscope”</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 18:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius: The coming year is likely to present challenges; these trials are when your true character will show. Trusted friends can provide assistance in particularly pressing situations. Make use of the skills you have to compensate for ones you lack. Your reputation [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius:</p>
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The coming year is likely to present challenges; these trials are when your true character will show. Trusted friends can provide assistance in particularly pressing situations. Make use of the skills you have to compensate for ones you lack. Your reputation in the future depends on your honesty and integrity this year. Monetary investments will prove risky; inform yourself as much as possible. On the positive side, your chances of winning the lottery have never been greater!
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<p>(By Tim Harrod.)</p>
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		<title>Saber Rattling</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 06:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This musical map, by Japanese artist Isao Hashimoto, presents all 2,053 nuclear tests and explosions that took place between 1945 and 1998, at a rate of one month per second. Each nation is represented by a different tone. Hashimoto said, &#8220;I created this work for the means of an interface to the people who are [...]]]></description>
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<p>This musical map, by Japanese artist Isao Hashimoto, presents all 2,053 nuclear tests and explosions that took place between 1945 and 1998, at a rate of one month per second. Each nation is represented by a different tone.</p>
<p>Hashimoto said, &#8220;I created this work for the means of an interface to the people who are yet to know of the extremely grave but present problem of the world.&#8221;</p>
<p>He undertook the work in 2003, so it doesn&#8217;t reflect North Korea&#8217;s tests in 2006 and 2009.</p>
<p>(Thanks, Larry.)</p>
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		<title>Short Subjects</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When PLAFSEP magazine asked its readers to nominate the silliest library subject heading, the hands-down winner was BUTTOCKS (IN RELIGION, FOLK-LORE, ETC.). Other highlights, gathered by columnist John R. Likins: AMERICAN GIANT CHECKERED RABBIT BANKRUPTCY&#8211;POPULAR WORKS CATASTROPHICAL, THE, see also COMIC, THE CHILD ABUSE&#8211;STUDY AND TEACHING CONTANGO AND BACKWARDATION DENTISTS IN ART FANTASTIC TELEVISION PROGRAMS [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When PLAFSEP magazine asked its readers to nominate the silliest library subject heading, the hands-down winner was BUTTOCKS (IN RELIGION, FOLK-LORE, ETC.). Other highlights, gathered by columnist John R. Likins:</p>
<p>AMERICAN GIANT CHECKERED RABBIT<br />
BANKRUPTCY&#8211;POPULAR WORKS<br />
CATASTROPHICAL, THE, see also COMIC, THE<br />
CHILD ABUSE&#8211;STUDY AND TEACHING<br />
CONTANGO AND BACKWARDATION<br />
DENTISTS IN ART<br />
FANTASTIC TELEVISION PROGRAMS<br />
FOOD, JUNK<br />
GHOSTS&#8211;PICTORIAL WORKS<br />
GOD&#8211;ADDRESSES, ESSAYS, LECTURES<br />
HEMORRHOIDS&#8211;POPULAR WORKS<br />
JESUS CHRIST&#8211;PERSON AND OFFICES<br />
LABORATORY ANIMALS&#8211;CONGRESSES<br />
LOVE NESTS&#8211;DIRECTORIES<br />
MANURE HANDLING<br />
MUD LUMPS<br />
ODORS IN THE BIBLE<br />
PRAYERS FOR ANIMALS<br />
SICK&#8211;FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS<br />
URINARY DIVERSIONS, see also URINE DANCE<br />
WASPS (PERSONS)</p>
<p>That&#8217;s from Likins&#8217; article &#8220;Subject Headings, Silly, American&#8211;20th Century&#8211;Complications and Sequelae&#8211;Addresses, Essays, Lectures,&#8221; in <em>Technical Services Quarterly</em>, vol. 2, no. 1/2, Fall/Winter 1984, using data from the Library of Congress and Cataloging in Publication. In <em>The Library at Night</em> (2006), Alberto Manguel gives these:</p>
<p>Banana research<br />
Bat binding<br />
Boots and shoes in art<br />
Chickens in religion and folklore<br />
Sewage: collected works<br />
Sex: cause and determination<br />
Tic: <em>see also</em> toc</p>
<p>And the <em>Whole Library Handbook</em> (1991) offers these, collected by the Library of Congress Professional Association:</p>
<p>Adult children<br />
Beehives; <em>see</em> Bee&#8211;Housing<br />
Diving for men<br />
Drug abuse &#8212; Programmed instruction<br />
Feet in the Bible<br />
Hand &#8212; Surgery &#8212; Juvenile literature<br />
Lord&#8217;s Supper &#8212; Reservation<br />
Low German wit and humor<br />
Monotone operators<br />
Running races in rabbinical literature<br />
Standing on one foot; <em>see</em> One-leg resting position<br />
Stupidity; <em>see</em> Inefficiency, Intellectual</p>
<p>I think some of these may now be out of date, but there&#8217;s certainly no shortage of curious headings &#8212; in doing research for this site I recently ran across &#8220;Raccoon &#8212; Biography.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Business as Usual</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 06:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On July 1, 1858, the Linnean Society of London heard a joint presentation by Charles Darwin and Alfred Russel Wallace on the theory of evolution by natural selection. In his annual report the following May, society president Thomas Bell wrote, &#8220;The year which has passed has not, indeed, been marked by any of those striking [...]]]></description>
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<p>On July 1, 1858, the Linnean Society of London heard a joint presentation by Charles Darwin and Alfred Russel Wallace on the theory of evolution by natural selection.</p>
<p>In his annual report the following May, society president Thomas Bell wrote, &#8220;The year which has passed has not, indeed, been marked by any of those striking discoveries which at once revolutionize, so to speak, the department of science on which they bear.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>In Brief</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 18:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 1962, botanist Reid Moran published a note in the journal Madroño recounting his collection of a bush rue on a mountaintop in Baja California. The note&#8217;s title was &#8220;Cneoridium dumosum (Nuttall) Hooker f. Collected March 26, 1960, at an Elevation of About 1450 Meters on Cerro Quemazón, 15 Miles South of Bahía de Los [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1962, botanist Reid Moran published a note in the journal <em>Madroño</em> recounting his collection of a bush rue on a mountaintop in Baja California.</p>
<p>The note&#8217;s title was &#8220;<em>Cneoridium dumosum</em> (Nuttall) Hooker f. Collected March 26, 1960, at an Elevation of About 1450 Meters on Cerro Quemazón, 15 Miles South of Bahía de Los Angeles, Baja California, México, Apparently for a Southeastward Range Extension of Some 140 Miles.&#8221;</p>
<p>The text read, &#8220;I got it there then.&#8221;</p>
<p>This was followed by a 28-line acknowledgment section in which Moran thanked the person who had reviewed the text, his college professors, and the person who had mailed the manuscript.</p>
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		<title>Black and White</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 06:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Arthur Charlick. White to mate in two moves.]]></description>
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<p>By Arthur Charlick. White to mate in two moves.</p>
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