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/><geo:lat>42.27279</geo:lat><geo:long>-72.686772</geo:long><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEEHRHk_fyp7ImA9WxVUGUU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-1460118997012898072</id><published>2009-03-25T08:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-25T08:03:55.747-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-03-25T08:03:55.747-04:00</app:edited><title>RIP FCP</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;width: 352px; height: 316px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/ScodjM0BcVI/AAAAAAAAAkc/7LUsj2V6q5M/s400/ripfcp.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317094800636342610" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-1460118997012898072?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" 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scans may Markov Masako mark shot House Of La Frontera chop shop shot clock from Top at Taft it has to step up from a lot for a fifth of if the if fifth trip if Tom of if Mark for 15 Hamas a lot if the tests that left it up if a if that if the team if fifth at a 15 a fifth a lot of faith and left 15 left La Mars if that of freedom and has had a thrift that time a lot of mark has been a long and loss if teams up a 15 a lot of ifs a fifth of of a if the house in the fifth and eighth of a a a a a a lot of a a a lot if that long fifth of a lot of a tough a lot left a lot and hows long after the left of a and a long and an a la lot of ifs of long has a lot left a a lot of host of a a a fifth left of a a a a lot of a long list of us a lot of a team of a that a a a a fifth a how come a long of a man&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-5872599722221308875?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' 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height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2009/03/windows-vista-speech-recognition-trying.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Dk4EQn86fCp7ImA9WxVTFUg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-5770522266690252050</id><published>2008-12-29T07:43:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-29T07:48:23.114-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-12-29T07:48:23.114-05:00</app:edited><title>Unfortunate Logo</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 152px; height: 155px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SVjGL6A2VDI/AAAAAAAAAjw/Nyx-tbLCfx0/s400/dollbarnes_logo_home.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285192070572954674" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I saw this while driving through Connecticut on the side of some dude's car. He probably was wondering why I was laughing at him.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-5770522266690252050?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/5770522266690252050/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=5770522266690252050&amp;isPopup=true" title="4 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/5770522266690252050?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/5770522266690252050?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/p4e3a9K_m-Y/unfortunate-logo.html" title="Unfortunate Logo" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SVjGL6A2VDI/AAAAAAAAAjw/Nyx-tbLCfx0/s72-c/dollbarnes_logo_home.gif" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>4</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2008/12/unfortunate-logo.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0IGSXw6cSp7ImA9WxRUGEw.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-2203933695495429273</id><published>2008-11-27T13:41:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-27T13:45:28.219-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-27T13:45:28.219-05:00</app:edited><title>State Shirt</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="www.stateshirt.com"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SS7qCSsOn2I/AAAAAAAAAjY/-8hE_vdR3rA/s800/stateshirt.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273409538795413346" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey, speaking of state shirts, why don't you go get State Shirt's &lt;a href="http://www.stateshirt.com/music/"&gt;new album&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-2203933695495429273?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/2203933695495429273/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=2203933695495429273&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/2203933695495429273?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/2203933695495429273?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/-C0Lk06ZpCw/state-shirt.html" title="State Shirt" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SS7qCSsOn2I/AAAAAAAAAjY/-8hE_vdR3rA/s72-c/stateshirt.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2008/11/state-shirt.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C08HSH8_fCp7ImA9WxRUGEw.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-8060257719432942806</id><published>2008-11-26T17:06:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-27T13:50:39.144-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-27T13:50:39.144-05:00</app:edited><title>World of World of Warcraft</title><content type="html">&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/80992/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/WARCRAFT_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-8060257719432942806?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/8060257719432942806/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=8060257719432942806&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/8060257719432942806?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/8060257719432942806?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/mu2T_GiQ--w/world-of-world-of-warcraft.html" title="World of World of Warcraft" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2008/11/world-of-world-of-warcraft.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DU8FQXg5eyp7ImA9WxRVF0g.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-8183506872890018840</id><published>2008-11-15T09:02:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-15T09:03:30.623-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-15T09:03:30.623-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="obama" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="owls" /><title>Owlbama</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SR7Wc32lm3I/AAAAAAAAAjQ/0FfcSTp56HY/s800/orly.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268884405587647346" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is perhaps the most hideous thing I have ever produced.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-8183506872890018840?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/8183506872890018840/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=8183506872890018840&amp;isPopup=true" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/8183506872890018840?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/8183506872890018840?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/Lo9DJIk2w90/owlbama.html" title="Owlbama" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SR7Wc32lm3I/AAAAAAAAAjQ/0FfcSTp56HY/s72-c/orly.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2008/11/owlbama.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0YDQX44eSp7ImA9WxRRFks.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-5711182995674001102</id><published>2008-09-28T23:59:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-29T00:06:10.031-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-09-29T00:06:10.031-04:00</app:edited><title>Based on a True Story</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SOBS3LF9BbI/AAAAAAAAAjI/amorLl8MWew/s800/butterfat.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251288273338041778" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-5711182995674001102?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/5711182995674001102/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=5711182995674001102&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/5711182995674001102?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/5711182995674001102?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/d7dNtg5tOvk/based-on-true-story.html" title="Based on a True Story" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SOBS3LF9BbI/AAAAAAAAAjI/amorLl8MWew/s72-c/butterfat.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2008/09/based-on-true-story.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkINQ3o9eSp7ImA9WxdXE0g.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-7213874091853907936</id><published>2008-06-24T19:34:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-24T19:36:32.461-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-06-24T19:36:32.461-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="neither future nor cave nor painting" /><title>Facts</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SGGEiXsN4hI/AAAAAAAAAZs/vNDhD9Y54AI/s400/pick_lock.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215595569481638418" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SGGEiYb_oDI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/GnEzIPx4_Mo/s400/crop_circles.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215595569682030642" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-7213874091853907936?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/7213874091853907936/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=7213874091853907936&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/7213874091853907936?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/7213874091853907936?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/bTLi25En-8I/facts.html" title="Facts" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SGGEiXsN4hI/AAAAAAAAAZs/vNDhD9Y54AI/s72-c/pick_lock.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2008/06/facts.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUEBQn07cSp7ImA9WxZbE00.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-4651191713019922648</id><published>2008-04-15T19:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-15T19:54:13.309-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-04-15T19:54:13.309-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bees" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="beavers" /><title>Bumblebeaver</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SAU__YX6oyI/AAAAAAAAAYY/rHvZsh1wYIo/s800/bumblebeaver.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189624503721435938" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-4651191713019922648?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/4651191713019922648/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=4651191713019922648&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/4651191713019922648?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/4651191713019922648?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/YQucJuk1dys/bumblebeaver.html" title="Bumblebeaver" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp2.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/SAU__YX6oyI/AAAAAAAAAYY/rHvZsh1wYIo/s72-c/bumblebeaver.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2008/04/bumblebeaver.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkAFSX8_fCp7ImA9WxZSFEs.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-6290687856985889254</id><published>2008-01-27T16:15:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-27T16:18:38.144-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-01-27T16:18:38.144-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="neither future nor cave nor painting" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="bad puns" /><title>False Starts</title><content type="html">In the past 5 days I've heavily considered drawing the following things, but subsequently rejected them for being so strikingly unfunny:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Greasy Witherspoon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Natalie Portmanteau&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Baroque Obama&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Dom DeLillouise&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank your lucky stars.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-6290687856985889254?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/6290687856985889254/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=6290687856985889254&amp;isPopup=true" title="5 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/6290687856985889254?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/6290687856985889254?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/Rg3AyY3pnF4/false-starts.html" title="False Starts" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>5</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2008/01/false-starts.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUABSXo_eyp7ImA9WxZTFkQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-1831102134184633416</id><published>2008-01-18T18:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-18T18:09:18.443-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-01-18T18:09:18.443-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="neither future nor cave nor painting" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="sad" /><title>Have I told you lately how much I love Arby's?</title><content type="html">One&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5EwnPJG2TI/AAAAAAAAAWA/_ZX6rg9lbVc/s1600-h/026.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5EwnPJG2TI/AAAAAAAAAWA/_ZX6rg9lbVc/s400/026.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156956498953689394" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5Ew4_JG2UI/AAAAAAAAAWI/3xaIjDu6TrQ/s1600-h/029.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5Ew4_JG2UI/AAAAAAAAAWI/3xaIjDu6TrQ/s400/029.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156956803896367426" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Three&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5Ew5PJG2VI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/E99MQqDSwOc/s1600-h/030.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5Ew5PJG2VI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/E99MQqDSwOc/s400/030.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156956808191334738" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Four&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5Ew5PJG2WI/AAAAAAAAAWY/PAerNpU13KU/s1600-h/031.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5Ew5PJG2WI/AAAAAAAAAWY/PAerNpU13KU/s400/031.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156956808191334754" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not feeling too good&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5Ew5fJG2XI/AAAAAAAAAWg/xjcepSXxa5o/s1600-h/032.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5Ew5fJG2XI/AAAAAAAAAWg/xjcepSXxa5o/s400/032.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156956812486302066" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-1831102134184633416?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/1831102134184633416/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=1831102134184633416&amp;isPopup=true" title="5 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/1831102134184633416?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/1831102134184633416?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/UELLWABfx_4/have-i-told-you-lately-how-much-i-love.html" title="Have I told you lately how much I love Arby's?" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R5EwnPJG2TI/AAAAAAAAAWA/_ZX6rg9lbVc/s72-c/026.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>5</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2008/01/have-i-told-you-lately-how-much-i-love.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEQHQH4_fCp7ImA9WB9aFUo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-3581998977084960726</id><published>2008-01-05T17:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-05T17:32:11.044-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-01-05T17:32:11.044-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="robots" /><title>Notebook Robot #4</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R4AFSfJG2QI/AAAAAAAAAVc/8Ha3IfNATNA/s800/historyteacherbot.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152123788867328258" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the last one, I swear.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-3581998977084960726?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/3581998977084960726/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=3581998977084960726&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/3581998977084960726?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/3581998977084960726?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/Kq2gCoAMI3g/notebook-robot-4.html" title="Notebook Robot #4" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R4AFSfJG2QI/AAAAAAAAAVc/8Ha3IfNATNA/s72-c/historyteacherbot.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2008/01/notebook-robot-4.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0cHR3sycCp7ImA9WB9bF0Q.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-6127602604005740599</id><published>2007-12-27T17:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-27T17:37:16.598-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-12-27T17:37:16.598-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="robots" /><title>Notebook Robot #3</title><content type="html">My college roommate Wagner ==&gt; Wagnerbot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R3Qo0_JG2PI/AAAAAAAAAU8/a0-UoSMDdSA/s800/wagnerbot.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148785164759259378" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-6127602604005740599?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/6127602604005740599/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=6127602604005740599&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/6127602604005740599?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/6127602604005740599?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/cNDXF8iGShI/notebook-robot-3.html" title="Notebook Robot #3" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R3Qo0_JG2PI/AAAAAAAAAU8/a0-UoSMDdSA/s72-c/wagnerbot.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/12/notebook-robot-3.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUMBRHkyeip7ImA9WB9bFU8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-6071052685384142728</id><published>2007-12-24T14:10:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-24T14:10:55.792-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-12-24T14:10:55.792-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="robots" /><title>Notebook Robot #2</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R3AEI_JG2OI/AAAAAAAAAU0/79Za3RalNbY/s800/tankbot.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5147618926519572706" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-6071052685384142728?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/6071052685384142728/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=6071052685384142728&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/6071052685384142728?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/6071052685384142728?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/0y4nvftDuK0/notebook-robot-2.html" title="Notebook Robot #2" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R3AEI_JG2OI/AAAAAAAAAU0/79Za3RalNbY/s72-c/tankbot.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/12/notebook-robot-2.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkYMR3c5eyp7ImA9WB9bEU0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-2519167816946686031</id><published>2007-12-19T18:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-19T18:49:46.923-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-12-19T18:49:46.923-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="robots" /><title>Notebook Robot #1</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R2mt1_JG2NI/AAAAAAAAAUs/TGUEkRPQG1U/s400/decapitatebot.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145835192241805522" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-2519167816946686031?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/2519167816946686031/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=2519167816946686031&amp;isPopup=true" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/2519167816946686031?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/2519167816946686031?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/G7-BfjqZugg/notebook-robot-1.html" title="Notebook Robot #1" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R2mt1_JG2NI/AAAAAAAAAUs/TGUEkRPQG1U/s72-c/decapitatebot.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/12/notebook-robot-1.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEEMQXw9eyp7ImA9WB9UGE8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-8543320861048526855</id><published>2007-12-16T11:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-16T11:31:20.263-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-12-16T11:31:20.263-05:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="future cave fashion" /><title>Hidden Treasure</title><content type="html">Whilst looking through my old college notebooks (where I was apparently learning about torsion) I made a startling discovery...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R2VRM_JG2LI/AAAAAAAAAUc/-lPiHWifwX4/s800/bigcockulator.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144607432890570930" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The original &lt;a href="http://www.futurecave.com/2006/01/calculator-underpants.html"&gt;cockulator&lt;/a&gt; sketch:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R2VRNvJG2MI/AAAAAAAAAUk/tdNW8jw8_8A/s800/cockulatordetail.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144607445775472834" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-8543320861048526855?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/8543320861048526855/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=8543320861048526855&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/8543320861048526855?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/8543320861048526855?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/zt87e8ozCuk/hidden-treasure.html" title="Hidden Treasure" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R2VRM_JG2LI/AAAAAAAAAUc/-lPiHWifwX4/s72-c/bigcockulator.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/12/hidden-treasure.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEQGSX49eip7ImA9WB9WGU4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-7913807590025468694</id><published>2007-11-24T14:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-24T14:25:28.062-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-11-24T14:25:28.062-05:00</app:edited><title>Cashoes</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R0h6hxy4_DI/AAAAAAAAATw/XYvfonxc_5w/s800/cashoes.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136490095737109554" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-7913807590025468694?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/7913807590025468694/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=7913807590025468694&amp;isPopup=true" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/7913807590025468694?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/7913807590025468694?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/TuyY_T-53d4/cashoes.html" title="Cashoes" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/R0h6hxy4_DI/AAAAAAAAATw/XYvfonxc_5w/s72-c/cashoes.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/11/cashoes.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkYDQXY5fyp7ImA9WB9WGEk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-2398164290153876925</id><published>2007-11-23T13:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-23T13:56:10.827-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-11-23T13:56:10.827-05:00</app:edited><title>100 Metric Time Units</title><content type="html">with Andy Rooney XXIV&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever noticed how these Galacticorp Sexbots are highly inefficient at telefellatio?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aren't you sick of these newfangled laser ad-spheres? I can't even drive in my hoverjet three thousand kilometers to the local super-replicator without being subjected to a barrage of ads for the latest hyped-up brain implant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's gotten so you can't watch telesmision without seeing half-naked hyper-girls enticing our children with promises of limitless casual brainal sex. When will Compu-Congress start listening to the concerns of the parents of Amerimexichinada?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is the deal with these high uranium prices? Why has President Glaxnorzd taken mining the uranium-rich moons of Zirankexuejijin X off the table?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-2398164290153876925?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/2398164290153876925/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=2398164290153876925&amp;isPopup=true" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/2398164290153876925?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/2398164290153876925?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/bmEUsUX4c2k/100-metric-time-units.html" title="100 Metric Time Units" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/11/100-metric-time-units.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkADRXw9eCp7ImA9WB9XF0Q.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-7367414039423371827</id><published>2007-11-11T11:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-11T11:32:54.260-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-11-11T11:32:54.260-05:00</app:edited><title>Bearspray</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RzcukUvkd_I/AAAAAAAAATo/jlrjW-BRIZM/s800/bearspray.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5131621501990369266" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-7367414039423371827?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/7367414039423371827/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=7367414039423371827&amp;isPopup=true" title="6 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/7367414039423371827?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/7367414039423371827?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/OZjgVSYJJII/bearspray.html" title="Bearspray" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp2.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RzcukUvkd_I/AAAAAAAAATo/jlrjW-BRIZM/s72-c/bearspray.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>6</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/11/bearspray.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUMAQ34_fip7ImA9WB9TFUU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-9083892979079716954</id><published>2007-09-23T18:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-23T18:44:02.046-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-09-23T18:44:02.046-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hot dogs" /><title>Hot Dog Taco</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RvbsFqjSJLI/AAAAAAAAATg/6le4XweQgZg/s800/hotdogtaco.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5113534008991556786" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-9083892979079716954?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/9083892979079716954/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=9083892979079716954&amp;isPopup=true" title="4 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/9083892979079716954?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/9083892979079716954?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/ctX7Q7Vs1XE/hot-dog-taco.html" title="Hot Dog Taco" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RvbsFqjSJLI/AAAAAAAAATg/6le4XweQgZg/s72-c/hotdogtaco.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>4</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/09/hot-dog-taco.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkEMQ3c8fCp7ImA9WB9TFEs.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-4282906783490717590</id><published>2007-09-22T09:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-22T09:44:42.974-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-09-22T09:44:42.974-04:00</app:edited><title>El Beardo</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RvUcKajSJKI/AAAAAAAAATY/xwMaGqOWf9U/s800/elbeardo.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5113023917200647330" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-4282906783490717590?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/4282906783490717590/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=4282906783490717590&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/4282906783490717590?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/4282906783490717590?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/dhOsn0CF2S0/el-beardo.html" title="El Beardo" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp2.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RvUcKajSJKI/AAAAAAAAATY/xwMaGqOWf9U/s72-c/elbeardo.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/09/el-beardo.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkEGRn89fCp7ImA9WB5aGUg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-3510649687166892811</id><published>2007-09-16T09:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-16T09:50:27.164-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-09-16T09:50:27.164-04:00</app:edited><title>Hello Blog, Goodbye Blog</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/Ru00SDMgvGI/AAAAAAAAATI/jhN3pXoGbwg/s800/terriblegraph.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110798636835454050" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is what happens when you go from posting twice a month to posting twice a day and then back to twice a month again.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-3510649687166892811?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/3510649687166892811/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=3510649687166892811&amp;isPopup=true" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/3510649687166892811?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/3510649687166892811?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/B3iXQzTRh7Y/hello-blog-goodbye-blog.html" title="Hello Blog, Goodbye Blog" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/Ru00SDMgvGI/AAAAAAAAATI/jhN3pXoGbwg/s72-c/terriblegraph.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/09/hello-blog-goodbye-blog.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0YFRXg5eSp7ImA9WB5aEko.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-2550668027150607319</id><published>2007-09-08T13:02:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-08T13:05:14.621-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-09-08T13:05:14.621-04:00</app:edited><title>The Stevens vs The FBI</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RuLVqjqXd5I/AAAAAAAAASw/oKqpLm8jqUs/s800/thestevensvsfbi.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107879854495725458" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RuLVvTqXd6I/AAAAAAAAAS4/z1xHkXnvG8g/s800/confiscated.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107879936100104098" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RuLVzDqXd7I/AAAAAAAAATA/vL7cpL7LO9U/s800/takingmytuubes.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107880000524613554" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-2550668027150607319?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/2550668027150607319/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=2550668027150607319&amp;isPopup=true" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/2550668027150607319?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/2550668027150607319?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/gJbOfqF0KgI/stevens-vs-fbi.html" title="The Stevens vs The FBI" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp1.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RuLVqjqXd5I/AAAAAAAAASw/oKqpLm8jqUs/s72-c/thestevensvsfbi.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/09/stevens-vs-fbi.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUIDQH04eCp7ImA9WB5bEEo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-4581748482672694828</id><published>2007-08-25T17:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-25T17:32:51.330-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-08-25T17:32:51.330-04:00</app:edited><title>Crocodile in Denial on Trial</title><content type="html">a.k.a. The Laziest Future Cave Painting Ever&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RtCfq5AGQuI/AAAAAAAAASo/Y7yRmXYJyQo/s800/crocontrial.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102753937015325410" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-4581748482672694828?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/4581748482672694828/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=4581748482672694828&amp;isPopup=true" title="4 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/4581748482672694828?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/4581748482672694828?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/PThod9ZM9sk/crocodile-in-denial-on-trial.html" title="Crocodile in Denial on Trial" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp3.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RtCfq5AGQuI/AAAAAAAAASo/Y7yRmXYJyQo/s72-c/crocontrial.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>4</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/08/crocodile-in-denial-on-trial.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkUHR3gyeSp7ImA9WB5UFUg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20280907.post-2922886002365584353</id><published>2007-08-19T15:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-19T15:03:56.691-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-08-19T15:03:56.691-04:00</app:edited><title>Crocodile in Denial</title><content type="html">&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RsiT7JAGQtI/AAAAAAAAASg/GVomVOAu9qo/s800/crocnile.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5100489222234981074" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20280907-2922886002365584353?l=www.futurecave.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.futurecave.com/feeds/2922886002365584353/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20280907&amp;postID=2922886002365584353&amp;isPopup=true" title="11 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/2922886002365584353?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20280907/posts/default/2922886002365584353?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/FutureCavePaintings/~3/Sy53CaIo1C8/crocodile-in-denial.html" title="Crocodile in Denial" /><author><name>Brian</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="16" height="16" src="http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp0.blogger.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RsiT7JAGQtI/AAAAAAAAASg/GVomVOAu9qo/s72-c/crocnile.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>11</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.futurecave.com/2007/08/crocodile-in-denial.html</feedburner:origLink></entry></feed>

