FUTURECHIMP

Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984)

2019-07-24T17:53:00.001-07:00

It’s 100 degrees outside, and I’m compelled to revisit a musical I discovered around this time last Summer, during a similar heat wave. I watched it at least three times during my daytime activity hours, which means I had it on while I was doing my work. It’s a perfect Summer companion movie, not deserving of too much attention, yet too fun to ignore.

Screenwriter James Guidotti regarded the film as a sendup of various exploitation genres: "It's a little like sitting home and watching TV late on a Saturday night, all the while switching channels… on channel 5 they're airing an old Beach Party movie; on 9 one about alien invaders; on 11 a film about a mad, homicidal maniac on the loose; and on 13 a rock 'n roll program."

Synth-Pop band Rhema was recruited after the producers, and the film’s star Pia Zadora, flew to Arizona to see them perform live. They seem to get at least as much screen time as anyone else in the movie, and that’s a good thing. They’re exactly the sort of band I wanted to be in when I was like 12 years old.

After wrapping the shoot, Pia flew on her private jet to Italy (she was married to a rich dude) and produced a music video with Jermaine Jackson, using a totally different crew. It was decided that they would tack the video onto the beginning of the movie. So you’re free to skip that part. Otherwise this is a cool frosty Summer confection, and you get to see it on Youtube for free. For now.

Larry Cohen Memorial Post: God Told Me To (1976)

2019-03-26T18:55:00.002-07:00

The New Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

2019-02-06T06:54:00.001-08:00

edited from wikipedia:
The New Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is an American television series that originally aired on NBC from September 15, 1968, through February 23, 1969. After the show's original run, the series continued to air in reruns as part of The Banana Splits and Friends Show syndication package. During development, William Hanna and Joseph Barbera stated the show was to be the most expensive half hour ever put on television.

I assume it was the excessive cost that led to this only lasting 20 episodes, because it was popular in its time. Even when I saw it regularly as a five-year old on UHF in the 70's, I recognized a unique show. I'm unaware of anything like it that had been done before or since, at least not as a regular series.

All of the episodes are currently available for watching on dailymotion. But they aren't nearly the same quality as this youtube clip. And yes, that voice is Ted Cassidy (Lurch).

Early 70's Brit-Horror Double Feature: Vampire Circus (1972) and The Mutations (1974)

2018-10-26T08:47:00.001-07:00

I just found Vampire Circus for the first time, and it's my favorite Hammer film I've yet seen. I already have a soft spot for any movie with bad things happening in a circus/carnival setting. So you get that dark carny element, as well as the vampirism (synonymous with plague in this context). It's also surprisingly violent, transgressive, and sexy. Free on youtube for a potentially limited time. This print is a little dark, so I encourage you to find a better version for money elsewhere. The copy I just saw looked great.

I've sung the praises of The Mutations here in this blog before. But back then I could only offer a short clip. The whole movie is available now. I've owned the DVD for the last decade and have re-watched it twice. You need to see this.

And dig this connection... Shortly after Tom Baker starred in The Mutations, he began his stint as Doctor Who in 1974. One of his companions was played by Lalla Ward. They were co-stars for two years on the show, then ended up getting real-life married. She plays the female twin in Vampire Circus. Also, the circus strongman is David Prowse, who a year earlier was the old man's bodyguard in A Clockwork Orange, and would go on to play Darth Vader.

I haven't blogged in a while. Just tried putting a couple images of movie posters, but Google won't allow any pictures unless I own them. Whatever happened to "fair use?" Not fair at all.

Movie of the Week: The Curse (1987)

2017-12-28T10:37:00.000-08:00

I recently discovered this and was very impressed and amused by it. Starring the young Will Wheaton, who would have been in between the two roles he's most famous for (Stand By Me and Star Trek: The Next Generation), with additional footage shot by the great Lucio Fulci. I don't believe you'll have trouble determining which specific footage that is, if you're familiar with his work.

This Italian production set in Tennessee is a loose adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft's The Colour out of Space, and it achieves a nice Lovecraftian sense of existential horror as well as Southern deep-fried white trash vibe. This youtube rip, which is linked if you click the above poster image (Blogger has made embedding videos more difficult since the last time I posted) isn't the best, so I recommend you seek it elsewhere via DVD or streaming.

Family Classics: Alice in Wonderland (1976)

2017-06-05T16:59:00.001-07:00

A benevolent Youtuber has edited and uploaded the 1976 porno classic Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy.

This being Family Classics, all of the objectional parts have been removed with 128 edits, cutting the runtime in half. But that still leaves us with 41 minutes of whimsical adventure. Moms and dads, boys and girls, gather round and enjoy this special presentation.

Animal Revolutionary Theater: Be Human

2017-01-27T12:29:00.002-08:00

No real animals were harmed during the making of this motion picture.

It's a WHAT?

2016-12-01T07:25:00.001-08:00

Movie of the Week: The Stuff (1985)

2016-10-17T13:09:00.001-07:00

Movie of the Week, Herschell Gordon Lewis Memorial Edition: She-Devils on Wheels

2016-09-26T13:27:00.001-07:00

Herschell Gordon Lewis has passed away at the age of 87. Here's one of his relatively tame features to remember him by. The soundtrack is muted to start, but returns in a minute or two.

Movie of the Week: Street Trash (1987)

2016-08-25T15:59:00.000-07:00

Futurechimp Theater: Dinosaurs, The Terrible Lizards (1970)

2016-07-10T21:18:00.001-07:00

Movie of the Week: Grosteque (1988)

2016-07-05T18:23:00.001-07:00

Today is Fred Schneider's Birthday

2016-07-01T09:10:00.003-07:00

Is that a monster in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Movie of the Week: Quartermass and the Pit (1967)

2016-06-27T16:36:00.002-07:00

Futurechimp Theater: Youth Suicide Fantasy

2016-06-26T18:25:00.002-07:00

We Now Resume Our Programming

2016-06-20T07:50:00.001-07:00

Movie of the Week: The Uninvited (1988)

2015-09-10T12:50:00.003-07:00

Movie of the Week: Nightmare City (1980)

2015-08-02T16:40:00.000-07:00

Movie of the Week: The Devil Rides Out (1968)

2015-07-21T11:56:00.001-07:00

Movie of the Week: Jack the Giant Killer (1962)

2015-05-30T14:00:00.001-07:00

This G-rated fantasy romp deserves a better reputation. After Ray Harryhausen's signature film, The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad (1958) was a big hit, its producer hired the same director (Nathan Juran) and two principle actors (Sinbad and Sokurah the Magician) for this followup. Harryhausen isn't involved, so the stop-motion animation isn't up to his level of artistry. But there's lots of it, along with a truckload of other special effects like in-camera mattes, hand-drawn animation and optical printing. You will definitely not be bored, and it's fun for all ages. Sorry about the commercials, but if you subscribe to Hulu Plus you can watch it uninterrupted.

Movie of the Week: Road Games (1981)

2015-03-17T18:38:00.002-07:00

Movie of the Week: Screamers (1979)

2015-02-28T09:50:00.002-08:00

from wikipedia:

Island of the Fishmen (L'isola degli uomini pesce) is a 1979 Italian adventure action horror film directed by Sergio Martino.

After being acquired by American distributors, a new opening for the film was written and shot. This footage contained grisly special make-up effects created by Chris Walas. Changes to the film itself included the addition of musical cues by Sandy Berman not present in the Italian cut, a new English dub track and a new title, Something Waits in the Dark.

After this 1980 release proved unsuccessful, Jim Wynorski spearheaded New World Pictures' re-release of the film. Wynorski retitled the film (again) and for this new version, entitled Screamers, a scene of a man being turned inside-out was filmed specifically for inclusion in a trailer designed to lure in audiences who failed to give Something Waits in the Dark much notice.

Upon its release in June 1981, Screamers performed well for its releasing company but when moviegoers complained that the gruesome "man turned inside-out" scene was not included in the actual release, prints were sent back to New World to have the demanded scene spliced in. This sequence has never been seen on home video as it was not part of the original negative.

Both Something Waits in the Dark and Screamers run approximately 85 minutes in length. Roughly half an hour of footage was excised from L'isola degli uomini pesce in order to make room for the stateside additions.

Leonard Nimoy Marathon: All 175 episodes of "In Search Of"

2015-02-27T18:10:00.001-08:00

Eurotika: a European Exploitation Film Series

2015-02-20T07:59:00.003-08:00

Leave it to UK's Channel Four to keep providing quality documentaries. This dates back to 1999, but I'm just discovering it now. Here's the playlist of the whole 12 episodes, starting with the films of established auteurs like Jean Rollin and Jess Franco, then moving on to more obscure genres from France, Spain and elsewhere. Of particular interest to me is the third installment (Italian Horror of the 60's-70's) and episode 12 (a profile of the tremendously talented and intelligent Michael Reeves, who made his final film, Witchfinder General, at the age of 25 before his death).

On a related note, a well made documentary about Video Nasties is on Youtube, but I encourage you to purchase the three-DVD set, which contains a wealth of additional entertainment and enlightenment.