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10 Commandments For Working Hard

2013-05-14T23:33:00.003-07:00

1 - Never walk without a document in your hands.
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2 - Use computers to look busy.
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat, and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss -- and you will get caught -- your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3 - Keep a messy desk.
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4 - Use voice mail.
Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing -- they call because they want you to do work for them. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice-mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there -- it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.

5 - Look impatient & annoyed.
One should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6 - Leave the office late.
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. Send important e-mail at unearthly hours (e.g. 9:35 p.m., 7:05 a.m., etc.) and during public holidays.

7 - Use sighing for effect.
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.

8 - Opt for the stacking strategy.
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).

9 - Build your vocabulary.
Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember; they don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

10 - Don't get caught.
MOST IMPORTANT: Don't forward this page's URL to your boss by mistake!

Most Expensive Mobile Phones in the World

2012-11-24T09:57:00.000-08:00

1. Goldvish “Le million” = $1,000,000 (£540,540)

Best Waterfalls in the World

2012-11-23T08:35:00.000-08:00

These are the best waterfalls from all around the world, including Zimbabwe, Argentina, India, Africa among others. Everyone has heard of the Niagara Falls, the list here has some lesser known ones too! Be amazed by the power of mother nature and the power she wields!

Largest Mall In India

2012-11-21T09:59:00.000-08:00

The list of largest shopping mall in India is ruled by the newly opened mall in Mumbai known as Phoenix Market City. Bangalore also has a mention in the list; with few and far mentions of some other metro cities.

1) Phoenix Market City, Mumbai - 2,000,000 sq ft

The newly opened grand new mall in Kurla, Mumbai is the largest mall in India and also of Asia. When fully completed (construction is still going on) the mall will house about 600 stores, 14 screen multiplex, and more than 20 restaurants. Yes a city in itself.

Year Opened : - 2011

Total Floor Area : - 2,00,000 sq ft (Total area stretches 4,099,995 sq ft)

Largest Airport In The World

2012-11-18T10:17:00.000-08:00

The joy of discovering the runway and terminal design for the first time, etc. Below you’ll find interesting aerial photos of the 10 largest airports in the world—largest defined by the number of people passing through each year. These numbers are based on 2011 stats. Atlanta is the busiest airport in the world, clocking 92,365,860 people last year, while JFK isn’t even in the top 10.

1. Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International

2. Dallas Fort Worth International Airport

3. O’Hare International Airport

4. Hong Kong International Airport

5. Frankfurt Airport

6. London Heathrow Airport

7. Tokyo International Airport

8. Los Angeles International Airport

9. Beijing Capital International Airport

7. Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport

Unique Pen Drive

2012-11-17T10:43:00.000-08:00

Shaped as a bottle, football or sports accessory, the amazing styles in pen drives are now used typically to promote a product in a unique way.

These Unique Pen Drives are very eye catchy and hence there is a lot of demand for it.
Shaped as a pen, lipstick or any other item, the unique pen drives are great for people who believe in fashion and versatility.

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Mercedes Benz Ener-G-Force

2012-11-16T08:57:00.000-08:00

Mercedes-Benz Ener-G-Force concept is a G-Class for the future

Looking to create an entrant for this year's LA Design Challenge, Mercedes-Benz came up with the Ener-G-Force to fit the theme of Highway Patrol Vehicle 2025. Mercedes-Benz says that the styling of the Ener-G-Force builds on many cues from the Mercedes-Benz G-Class, and like the original G-Wagen introduced in 1979 as a civilian version of a military vehicle, it didn't take much imagination to envision a civilian version of the Ener-G-Force. Of course, it wouldn't be a futuristic concept vehicle without some sort of advanced powertrain, and the concept unveiled today delivers on this front...

Diwali Light From Space

2012-11-14T11:07:00.002-08:00

This pic has been taken by NASA from space, it shows how India looks during Diwali night.
A rare and amazing pic to collect.

Below, also enjoy few more pics from Diwali.

India's Most Hilarious Leave Application

2012-10-13T14:00:00.000-07:00

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

Michigan Avenue Bridge

2012-10-13T08:32:00.000-07:00

The Michigan Avenue Bridge (officially DuSable Bridge) is a bascule bridge that carries Michigan Avenue across the main stem of the Chicago River in downtown Chicago, Illinois, United States

The bridge was proposed in the early 20th century as part of a plan to

Fun Pictures

2012-10-12T08:12:00.000-07:00

Crazy Fun Pictures Of The Day

Golden Temple

2012-10-09T07:45:00.000-07:00

Golden Temple

Eye illusion (1) - moving

2012-10-06T12:12:00.000-07:00

Stare at the blinking pink dots, you will see only one color, pink.
If you look at the the + in the center, you'll see a circle of pink dots and a rotating green dot.
But, if you stare at the + without moving your eyes, the pink dots will disappear and you will see only a rotating green dot.
It's amazing how our brain works.
There really is no green dot and the pink ones don't really disappear.

Amazing Hand Painting

2012-10-05T11:38:00.000-07:00

It takes this guy four hours to do a hand.
Then he photographs it for posterity.
I cannot imagine how he does the eyes so lifelike.
It took him 10 hours to do the two-handed Eagle in picture #2

Amazing Food Decoration

2012-10-04T11:15:00.000-07:00

Amazing Food Decoration

Animals Worries

2012-09-29T11:17:00.000-07:00

Car Parking in Under Ground – Creative Ideas

2012-09-28T11:51:00.001-07:00

Amazing under ground car parking.

Essay On Cow

2012-09-26T09:54:00.000-07:00

The below essay on cow was written by one of the candidates for "Indian Civil Services Exam" and seems this essay along with the news was published in Kolkata Telegraph.

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"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same like God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

"This is the cow."

Airtel Advertisment

2012-08-21T09:30:00.000-07:00

The current Airtel ad (jo tera hai vo mera hai) being aired on television these days focus on young India and friendship.

This is the 2nd successive ad where Airtel is focusing on youth and friendship. The joy they have, the moments they share - all sounds and look so much fun. But the question is :

Why is Bharti Airtel concentrating only on college goers, why isn't Airtel concentrating on larger crowd..the office goers?
The stuff which they show on ad looks like an ideal young India or may be it looks like the last day of the college as all are enjoying together.

This ad is far from reality and ads no value for real customers.

What are your thoughts? ?

MoneyControl has recently come up with an article on similar lines. The title of the article is "Are massive ad spends by telecom companies truly justified?" This article talks not only about airtel but other Telecom providers as well, an interesting read.

ONE IN A MILLION PHOTO SHOT

2012-06-08T12:04:00.000-07:00

GOD`s WAY OF SAYING 'HAVE A NICE DAY!

BEST BUS PAINT JOB EVER

2012-05-20T06:43:00.000-07:00

Amazing Japanese Auto Rickshaw

2012-05-05T11:54:00.002-07:00

Green wheels:

Everything old is new again for one Japanese manufacturer, which has unveiled an electronic version of a rickshaw.

The "Meguru" is a three-wheeled, three-seat compact vehicle whose single lithium-ion battery allows for a maximum speed and range of 40 kilometers (25 miles) per hour, although the number of batteries could be increased for a longer ride.

Unique Engineering Achievements

2012-04-18T07:33:00.000-07:00

How such brilliant feats of engineering get overlooked is unbelievable.

It's time.............to do the Friday dance!

2012-04-12T08:26:00.000-07:00

Fastest in the World

2012-04-11T09:46:00.000-07:00

Fastest Car in the World
Shelby Super Cars Ultimate Aero
412.28 KMPH