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	<description>A collection of cool, intersting &amp; funny forwarded emails</description>
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		<title>Patient Status At Hospital</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krithi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I can, what’s the name and room number?”
The old lady in her weak voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.”
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		<title>Gather All resources before working on any project</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/LguINSMF7RQ/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krithi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=1829</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
&#8220;Madam, if I could not clean this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Insults!</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/4fGn0yoAsbw/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/07/07/funny-insults/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pradeep</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=1585</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I&#8217;d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your
looks?
5. At least there&#8217;s one thing good about your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missing Flight Attendant</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/dK0x0mdbMsg/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/07/01/missing-flight-attendant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:11:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krithi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=1751</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An airline captain was helping a new flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day&#8217;s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simple Facts</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/yin0px2t51o/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/07/01/simple-facts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krithi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=1287</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Gotta Spell A Word</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/Qfx3F0a2tls/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/06/29/you-gotta-spell-a-word/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pradeep</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=1256</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. 
They saw her and began calling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/EO3H8Ny0Q2Q/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/06/24/who-says-men-dont-remember-anniversaries/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krithi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=1400</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just for Laughs…</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/m2ufPe_sS-I/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/06/18/just-for-laughs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krithi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=1161</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?&#8221;
&#8220;Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.&#8221;
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: &#8220;Husband Wanted&#8221;. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You have got a mail</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/xHeOyCM9eic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/06/15/you-have-got-a-mail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pradeep</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=1801</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Is Indian Hell Better?</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/Q0ac5WBn8ko/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/06/11/why-is-indian-hell-better/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pradeep</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=1790</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a  different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of [...]]]></description>
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