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	<title>Fwdemails.com</title>
	
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	<description>A collection of funny, cool &amp; intersting forwarded emails</description>
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		<title>The Blonde and the Heart Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:53:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mhea09</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
‘What’s up?’ she asks.
‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Four Stages of Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mhea09</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Adam and God</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[god]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. 
Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worst Fake ID Ever</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/fqL4J_ZyMjg/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/11/09/worst-fake-id-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mhea09</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Running stop light = $100.00
DUI = $5000.00
Not wearing a seat belt = $50.00
Putting you &#38; your girlfriend’s photo on your fake driver’s license = PRICELESS

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		<title>Get the Answers…</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/HyUMHyWoa18/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/11/08/get-the-answers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Krithi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Puzzle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quiz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out.
1) Get a brown, cardboard box.
2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.
3) Paint the box orange.
4) Paint on purple spots.
5) Paint on turquoise stripes.
7) Turn it upside down.
  Lie on your side.
What is missing from this sequence?
2. What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Most Strangest Airport Names</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/eewnasp4UK8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/11/06/most-strangest-airport-names/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[most]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[strange]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2280</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Batman Airport, Turkey
Useless Loop Airport, Australia
Mafia Airport, Tanzania
Moron Airport, Mongolia
Ogle Airport, Guyana
Brest Airport, France
Eek Airport, US
Black Tickle Airport, Canada
Pickle Lake Airport, Canada
Raspberry Strait Airport, US
Airports that may offend
Old Crow Airport, Canada
Fukui Airport, Japan
Gaylord Airport, US
Pratt Airport, US
Shafter Airport, US
Dang Airport, Nepal
Ponce Airport, Puerto Rico
Fort Dix Airport, US
Tsili Tsili Airport, Papua New Guinea
Fak Fak Airport, US
Airports [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Determine the gender of the bird – Pic</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/5of4oey90X0/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/11/05/determine-the-gender-of-the-bird-pic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2284</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Also, check how to determine the sex of a fly
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		<title>Iam a Father!</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/vlLzevHifFs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/11/04/iam-a-father/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[priest]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am a Father
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, &#8220;I am a Father.&#8221; 
The little boy replied, &#8220;My Daddy doesn&#8217;t wear his collar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Classroom Lecture – Pic</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/fUkMVsz26Gc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/11/03/crazy-classroom-lecture-pic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[professor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[student]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2276</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
To summarize, my data on the board proves&#8230;.. (Complete the sentence)
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		<title>God could be funny too!</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Fwdemailscom/~3/UVSCNluVQ1o/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/11/02/god-could-be-funny-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[god]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2269</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man was praying to god.
He said, &#8220;God?&#8221;
God responded, &#8220;Yes?&#8221;
And the Guy said, &#8220;Can I ask a question?&#8221;
&#8220;Go right ahead&#8221;, God said.
&#8220;God, what is a million years to you?&#8221;
God said, &#8220;A million years to me is only a second.&#8221;
The man wondered.
Then he asked, &#8220;God, what is a million dollars worth to you?&#8221;
God said, &#8220;A million [...]]]></description>
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