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FWD:: yes you can but Not everyone can

2011-11-17T00:00:00.000+05:30

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Not Every Tree can Stand Thirst

But the Cactus Did it.

Not Every Animal can Represent a Nation

But the Lion Did it.

Not Every Flower Can Represent Love

But Roses Did it.

Not Every Monkey Can Read E-Mails

But You Did it !!!!! Congrats!!

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FWD:: Treat Your Family Like You Treat Strangers

2011-11-16T23:00:00.000+05:30

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I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
‘Oh excuse me please’ was my reply.

He said, ‘Please excuse me too;
I wasn’t watching for you.’

We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said goodbye.

But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,
My son stood beside me very still.

When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.
‘Move out of the way,’ I said with a frown.

He walked away, his little heart broken.
I didn’t realize how harshly I’d spoken.

While I lay awake in bed,
God’s still small voice came to me and said,

‘While dealing with a stranger,
Common courtesy you use,
But the family you love,

you seem to abuse.

Go and look on the kitchen floor,
You’ll find some flowers there by the door.

Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.

He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,
You never saw the tears that filled his little eyes.’

By this time, I felt very small,
And now my tears began to fall.

I quietly went and knelt by his bed;
‘Wake up, little one, wake up,’ I said.

‘Are these the flowers you picked for me?’

He smiled, ‘I found ‘em, out by the tree.

I picked ‘em because they’re pretty like you.
I knew you’d like ‘em, especially the blue.’

I said, ‘Son, I’m very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn’t have yelled at you that way.’
He said, ‘Oh, Mom, that’s okay.
I love you anyway.’

I said, ‘Son, I love you too,
And I do like the flowers, especially the blue.’

FWD:: The TRUTH About nano Cabs

2011-11-16T22:00:00.000+05:30

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We received the following email forward and pictures about the cheapest car in the world, the Tata Nano, suddenly and mysteriously catching fire and totally burning down from a friend in Sri Lanka. Apparently this Tata Nano car fire accident happened in Colombo city, Sri Lanka somewhere in early September or late July 2011.

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Dear All,

Today morning I took a budget taxi (a Tata Nano) and came to work. After I got down from the cab it couldn’t even go 100m, it caught on fire.
Luckily the driver was able to jump out of the car but if I was seated behind I wouldn’t have escaped.

Please pass the massage and tell your loved ones not to use these cabs as some parties are already trying to cover the story..

See the car fire pictures below.

Same this has happened in India too.

http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report_parked-nano-catches-fire-off-sg-highway_1289984

Update- According to Wikipedia there has been a small number of Tata Nano Cars catching fire incidents been reported. This led Indian auto maker, Tata Motors to add safety devices to the vehicle although unlike America or Europe where people’s safety is high valued (e.g. see Ford truck recalls earlier this year for correcting minor faults) this Indian car maker has so far initiated no recalls!!! According to Tata the car is safe!!! There are some other safety concerns glaring in this cheap car as well, such as the fact that it has no airbags and passenger-side wing mirror, making rare car accidents like catching fire relative.

For your further information, the Tata Nano is a Indian Car that was labeled as the cheapest car in the world when it was launched in 2009 by its maker the giant Indian auto maker Tatar Motors. It was termed the one-lakh car or hundred thousand Indian Rupee car (about US$2100). It is inexpensive, rear-engined and is a four-passenger city car. It is built aimed primarily at the Indian domestic market which is fiercely competitive driving car companies towards making the cheapest car in India and in turn the the cheapest cars in the world.

FWD:: Apple vs C Creators

2011-11-16T21:00:00.000+05:30

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FWD:: Why Boys are always happy?

2011-11-16T20:53:00.000+05:30

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Difference Between Girls & Boys

Posted: 11 Nov 2011 05:37 AM PST

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY ?

1-Their last name stays with them forever,

2-Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat,

3-A five day vacation requires only one jeans,

4-If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,

5-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,

6-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,

7-They don’t freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies.

FWD : A Mans' Best Friend Is As Such!!

2011-11-10T18:48:00.002+05:30

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FWD : Amazing Things That Are Killing Us !!

2011-10-30T07:20:00.006+05:30

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FWD : They call this ART We call this BRAIN DAMAGE!

2011-10-14T21:02:00.002+05:30

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FWD : How big is US National Debt?

2011-09-29T18:58:00.001+05:30

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FWD: New software upgrades for WOMEN!

2011-09-22T10:20:00.000+05:30

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A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

FWD:: Mc Donald To Jail

2011-09-15T22:01:00.000+05:30

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FWD:: Monster Cat!!!!

2011-09-15T16:00:00.000+05:30

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FWD:: Want A Blackberry? Think Twice

2011-09-15T15:00:00.000+05:30

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FWD:: Nerdy Doggy

2011-09-15T14:00:00.000+05:30

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FWD:: That One Big Beer

2011-09-15T13:00:00.000+05:30

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FWD:: Nike Really Means It

2011-09-15T11:00:00.001+05:30

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FWD:: Ancient Hot Rod

2011-09-15T10:33:00.002+05:30

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FWD:: I've Had Enough With You

2011-09-15T10:32:00.004+05:30

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FWD:: Go Left, But Keep Right

2011-09-15T10:32:00.001+05:30

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FWD:: A 26ft Statue Of Merilyn Monroe eiled

2011-09-12T21:08:00.000+05:30

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FWD:: Story To Pass On To Friends Going Through Tough Times

2011-09-12T05:00:00.000+05:30

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One day a young lady was driving along with her father.
They came upon a storm, and the young lady asked her father, What should I do?”

He said “keep driving”. Cars began to pull over to the side, the storm was getting worse.
“What should I do.” The young lady asked?
“Keep driving,” her father replied.
On up a few feet, she noticed that eighteen wheelers were also pulling over. She told her dad, “I must pull over, I can barely see ahead. It is terrible, and everyone is pulling over!”

Her father told her, “Don’t give up, just keep driving!”
Now the storm was terrible, but she never stopped driving, and soon she could see a little more clearly. After a couple of miles she was again on dry land, and the sun came out.

Her father said, “Now you can pull over and get out.”
She said “But why now?”
He said “When you get out, look back at all the people that gave up and are still in the storm, because you never gave up your storm is now over.
This is a testimony for anyone who is going through “hard times”.
Just because everyone else, even the strongest, gives up. You don’t have to….if you keep going, soon your storm will be over and the sun will shine upon your face again.
This story touched me! I hope it touched you!

FWD:: 3 Stupid Stages of Life

2011-09-12T03:00:00.000+05:30

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Teen age:

Have Time + Energy … but No Money

Working Age:
Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age:

Have Time + Money … but no Energy

FWD:: Big John’s Management Lesson

2011-09-12T02:00:00.001+05:30

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One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started the bus and drove off along the rout. No problems for the few first stops, few people got on, few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop,a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He stared at the driver and said, “big John doesn’t pay”

And sat down at the back.

The driver was naturally week,little shorter than big John,so he didn’t argue with big John,but he wasn’t happy about it, the next day the same thing happened-big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down, and the next day and so on…

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could tolerate it no longer, he signed up for body building courses, karate, judo and all that good stuffs.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong: what’s more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when big John once again got on the bus and said “big John doesn’t pay”, the driver stood up, stared back at big John,and screamed “and why not?
With a surprised look on his face, big John replied “big John has a buss pass”

Management lesson: “be sure there is a problem in the very first place, before working hard to solve the problem”

FWD:: Amazing Bargain

2011-09-12T01:00:00.000+05:30

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FWD:: Not Seeing Your Wife For 03 Days

2011-09-12T00:01:00.000+05:30

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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.