Gags 4 U - The Joy of Nonsense http://www.gags4u.com Funny Videos, Pictures, Jokes, Pranks !! Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:55:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 en Gags4Uhttp://feedburner.google.com The Best MMA Equipment http://www.gags4u.com/2009/09/01/the-best-mma-equipment/ http://www.gags4u.com/2009/09/01/the-best-mma-equipment/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:55:22 +0000 Mr.Gag http://www.gags4u.com/2009/09/01/the-best-mma-equipment/ I’ve been in to BJJ and MMA for a bit. I prefer the sports jiu-jitsu aspect - less getting hit hard in the face, but still plenty of it. Gentle art my ass. Anyway, checkout this site for great mma gear from Combat Sports, Sprawl and plenty more.

]]> http://www.gags4u.com/2009/09/01/the-best-mma-equipment/feed/ New Infomercial Product Review Site http://www.gags4u.com/2009/02/22/new-infomercial-product-review-site/ http://www.gags4u.com/2009/02/22/new-infomercial-product-review-site/#comments Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:48:53 +0000 Mr.Gag http://www.gags4u.com/2009/02/22/new-infomercial-product-review-site/ Allow me a personal note. I’m very proud of a new site I am involved in. The site has video infomercial product reviews and is called infoNOTmercial.com

We take infomercial products and put them through the ringer and let you know if it’s worth your money. Hazel is entertaining, but does the Magic Bullet really cure hangovers and dangling cigarette ash? We show you. Cnet is the most similar site I know.

Check it out and let me know what you think here or there. There’s a $100 feedback contest on infoNOTmercial.com so you may prefer to leave the feedback there.

]]> http://www.gags4u.com/2009/02/22/new-infomercial-product-review-site/feed/ Newsweek funny? http://www.gags4u.com/2008/12/21/newsweek-funny/ http://www.gags4u.com/2008/12/21/newsweek-funny/#comments Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:07:07 +0000 Mr.Gag http://www.gags4u.com/2008/12/21/newsweek-funny/ See this post by Bob Cesca about the recent Newsweek article about president-elect Obama.

The comments devolve into partisan attempted point scoring.

Get a Newsweek subscription. Forget Time, for my money Newsweek is the best news magazine.

Anyway, the quotes are pretty funny. I bet you didn’t expect that from stodgy old newsweek.

]]> http://www.gags4u.com/2008/12/21/newsweek-funny/feed/ Funny commercial compilation http://www.gags4u.com/2008/08/11/funny-commercial-compilation/ http://www.gags4u.com/2008/08/11/funny-commercial-compilation/#comments Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:29:19 +0000 Mr.Gag http://www.gags4u.com/2008/08/11/funny-commercial-compilation/ Check this compilation of commercials, it’s one of the best compilations I’ve seen. I’d never seen the baby energy drink one, although I saw it mentioned in Maxim Magazine about a year ago.

The blind guy commercial, is also nice enough to have a sexy chick.

Get a Maxim Subscription for more great men’s humor.

What’s your favorite? Post a comment.

]]> http://www.gags4u.com/2008/08/11/funny-commercial-compilation/feed/ In need of higher brow humor? http://www.gags4u.com/2008/06/21/in-need-of-higher-brow-humor/ http://www.gags4u.com/2008/06/21/in-need-of-higher-brow-humor/#comments Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:07:08 +0000 Mr.Gag http://www.gags4u.com/2008/06/21/in-need-of-higher-brow-humor/ Get a GQ subscription.

From GQ magazine online, by Rodney Dangerfield:

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said. “No. I hate myself now.”

]]> http://www.gags4u.com/2008/06/21/in-need-of-higher-brow-humor/feed/ Nerd Tossing and Medical Uniforms http://www.gags4u.com/2008/01/08/nerd-tossing-and-medical-uniforms/ http://www.gags4u.com/2008/01/08/nerd-tossing-and-medical-uniforms/#comments Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:09:35 +0000 Mr.Gag http://www.gags4u.com/2008/01/08/nerd-tossing-and-medical-uniforms/ You can watch scrubs on TV. You can wear scrubs whether you’re a nurse or not. You can’t not crack up at Nerd Tossing.

P.S. WTF with the writers strike? Where’s the backlash?

]]> http://www.gags4u.com/2008/01/08/nerd-tossing-and-medical-uniforms/feed/ ‘4′ letter word ( be careful ladies…) http://www.gags4u.com/2007/09/06/4-letter-word-be-careful-ladies/ http://www.gags4u.com/2007/09/06/4-letter-word-be-careful-ladies/#comments Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:31:19 +0000 Mr.Gag http://www.gags4u.com/2007/09/06/4-letter-word-be-careful-ladies/ A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
”Well”, said her mother, “so how was the honeymoon?”

“Oh mama”‘ she replied, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic”…
suddenly she burst out crying.” But, mama, as soon as we returned,
Sam started using the most horrible language — things I’d never heard before!

I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to take me home! Please mama!
“Sarah, Sarah”, her mother said, “calm down!
You need to stay with your husband and work this out.
Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?”

“Please don’t make me tell you mama,” wept the daughter.
I’m so embarrassed, they’re just too awful! Come get me, please!”

“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
Tell your mother these horrible words!”

Sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, Mama…,
he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook…”

]]> http://www.gags4u.com/2007/09/06/4-letter-word-be-careful-ladies/feed/ One liners to make you laugh! http://www.gags4u.com/2007/08/23/one-liners-to-make-you-laugh/ http://www.gags4u.com/2007/08/23/one-liners-to-make-you-laugh/#comments Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:13:45 +0000 Mr.Gag http://www.gags4u.com/2007/08/23/one-liners-to-make-you-laugh/
  • The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
  • He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
  • I like cats too. Let’s exchange recipes.
  • I was happier than a kitten with a Q-tip.
  • He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
  • I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
  • I was more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over.
  • He was more tense than Jesse Jackson on Father’s Day.
  • Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
  • If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven’t met everybody.
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
  • If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside down.
  • Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
    • ]]>     http://www.gags4u.com/2007/08/23/one-liners-to-make-you-laugh/feed/     Funny SMS http://www.gags4u.com/2007/08/23/funny-sms/ http://www.gags4u.com/2007/08/23/funny-sms/#comments Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:08:26 +0000 Mr.Gag http://www.gags4u.com/2007/08/23/funny-sms/ We often fall short of good witty SMSes. Here are some messages you can send to make anyone laugh.

    • Something are made for each other.
      For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
      soap and water,
      Paper and pen,
      Shirt and Paint…

      Me and Your
      Boy Friend.. :-)

    • =o00o====o00o=
      / / ,* * *. / /
      ! ‘ ( o o ) /
      ‘) ( — ) /

      Aahh…! I’m wondering
      why I dnt hav msg frm u!

      Ur Up there again!
      Come down n msg me..

    • Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.
    • Can v do romance in the evening today?

      I’m in a good mood
      Just a little bit of kissing and biting

      reply me soon!

      urs lovingly

      “MOSQUITO”

    Some more to come…keep dropping in

    ]]>     http://www.gags4u.com/2007/08/23/funny-sms/feed/     The Iraqi Motorcycle http://www.gags4u.com/2007/07/24/the-iraqi-motorcycle/ http://www.gags4u.com/2007/07/24/the-iraqi-motorcycle/#comments Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:02:14 +0000 Mr.Gag http://www.gags4u.com/2007/07/24/the-iraqi-motorcycle/

    Eco friendly Motorcycles :D

    (As seen in Motorcyclist magazine - 2007 issue.)

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