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Ape (n.)
1. A player who makes terribad plays.
Sam: Chris had his opponent dead on board but didn't attack.
Cherry: No surprise. Chris always plays like an ape.
Ape (v.)
1. To play poorly.
Melissa: Good luck at the Grand Prix tomorrow!
Scott: Thanks! Hopefully I won't ape it up on camera.
Additional Reading
1. Financial Quick Picks - MTG Hit List, Get in before Pro Tour Oath of the Gatewatch [Edward Eng]
2. The MTG Community - 2015 Yearly Review [Edward Eng]
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Terribad (adj.)
1. Terrible, bad.
Emily: What was Wizards thinking when they printed Adventurers' Guildhouse?
Todd: I have no idea. The card is just stone terribad.
Additional Reading
1. Financial Quick Picks - MTG Hit List, Get in before Pro Tour Oath of the Gatewatch [Edward Eng]
2. The MTG Community - 2015 Yearly Review [Edward Eng]
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Reverse Split (n.)
1. The opposite of prize splitting.
Joe: Do you want to split 1st and 2nd? We'll get $150 each.
Kelly: I'd rather play it out. In fact, I'd like to offer a reverse split. $300 to the winner and nothing to 2nd. You down?
Joe: Damn, that's savage! Aite, let's do it.
Additional Reading
1. Financial Quick Picks - MTG Hit List, Get in before Pro Tour Oath of the Gatewatch [Edward Eng]
2. The MTG Community - 2015 Yearly Review [Edward Eng]
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Savage (adj.)
1. Crazy, awesome, cool, insane, unbelievable.
Ed: I just picked up a couple of Tarmogoyfs for $100 each.
Stacy: That's savage!
Savage (n.)
1. A ridiculous person.
Rick: Tim won his win-and-in to the top 8. He topdecked 3 Siege Rhinos in a row.
Erica: What a savage!
Additional Reading
1. Financial Quick Picks - MTG Hit List, Get in before Pro Tour Oath of the Gatewatch [Edward Eng]
2. The MTG Community - 2015 Yearly Review [Edward Eng]
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Mono (adj.)
1. All, nothing but, only.
Drew: My starting hand was just mono lands.
Christy: OOF!
Additional Reading
1. Financial Quick Picks - MTG Hit List, Get in before Pro Tour Oath of the Gatewatch [Edward Eng]
2. The MTG Community - 2015 Yearly Review [Edward Eng]
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Oof (interj.)
1. A noise made when something extraordinarily good or bad happens.
2. The noise a person makes when he or she sees something awesome.
Good
John: I just traded for a Black Lotus to complete my power nine set.
Connie: OOF!
Bad
Carrie: My opponent just shuffle-creased my foil Russian Polluted Delta!
George: OOF! What a ranching!
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Stone (adv.)
1. completely, absolutely
Sandra: I had no creatures in play and no cards in hand. I was just stone dead.
Fred: Oof!
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Ranching (n.)
1. An unfortunate occurrence.
Billy: I was gonna win next turn, but I was at 2 and he topdecked a Bolt.
Chelsea: What a ranching!