The secret to getting a girl is...

I once fucked a girl almost as hot as Caylian Curtis.

2012-01-23T19:23:00.000-08:00

This is absolutely true,for a while i was fucking a girl almost as hot as Caylian Curtis. She was polish and she loved to fuck. Want to know how i did it? I followed the instructions in this book.

We broke up after a few months because she wanted to be my girlfriend, and i din't want to go steady with her. problem is, she had a thick accent, and i really had nothing in common with her. Eastern European chicks are smoking Hot. With that said, it was painful to talk to her.
She had the nicest tits and ass. To this day i wonder if i made the right choice....

Talking of porn stars.
It is truly outrageous, how many exceedingly hot, young women go into porn.

Most don’t make it to superstar status- but at 18 they are doing anal and a2m. A large portion of these women come from the US and Europe. If you doubt the quality of these women, check out some Pierre Woodman flicks. Masturbation and porn truly go hand in hand.

P.P.S
Yes, this girl has done hardcore. Her name is Caylian Curtis.

She was as hot as caylian curtis. She could have almost been a caylian curtis look alike.

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2011-12-27T17:35:00.000-08:00

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THIS is how you get girls.

2011-09-12T14:56:00.000-07:00

Ignore everything they say and do what you want.

5 simple steps to getting the girl:

1- ask for her phone number when you want it.

2- text her a time and place to meet for that first date.

3- when you meet streer the conversation in any direction you choose.

4- go in for the kiss during the date- not at the end, do it at the time of your choosing.

5- text her a second time to make plans for a second date, when you want it.

Last step:

Get her to your place or go to hers before the 5^th date. From the 2^nd date onwards choose a bar that is close to either your apartment or hers.

If you follow these steps this will happen.

Read this article and let the rage sink in.

2011-06-28T17:47:00.000-07:00

Could this be happening? A man's nightmare made real

Read the comments. If there is one bright spot, its that the general populace is beginning to catch on.

Fucking Anthony Weiner.

2011-06-07T14:10:00.001-07:00

He made so many mistakes it makes me sick to my stomach.

Lets set up some rules.
1st- don’t ever send nude pic of yourself to any girl.
2nd- don’t ever send nudes to girls you have never fucked!
3rd- don’t ever send nudes to a girl unless she sends you nudes first!
4th- don’t ever send nudes to girls- EVER!
5th if you fucked her, and you have nudes of her, you might be able to bend the rules- just a little.

Don’t do it, but you can be excused if you did- sorta!

Fucking Weiner never fucked her, never met her, never got any nudes of her and he send nudes to her! WTF WTF WTF.

You fucking mangina moron!!!!

Unless a girl is sending you pictures like this, don't you even dare of sending one of you own.

This whore betrayed him and exposed him all for the publicity. She ruined his life and she is touted as the hero.

Her reason for releasing the photos?
I’m sure you already know…

Sex: Should women be more like men?

2010-12-13T11:08:00.000-08:00

http://pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/09/sex-should-women-be-more-like-men/

Right on cue, another article on female sexuality that explains how women are victims in the sexual marketplace and men are evil dirty beasts that take advantage of the "weaker" sex.

Who writes this tripe- and who are the manginas that agree that all women are weak and hapless when it comes to cock.

the best part of the article is that many commentators seem to get that women manipulate more with their pussy's than men could ever hope to be.

Just my luck.

2010-12-13T11:03:00.001-08:00

One chick after 2 years of off again on again sex decides she just wants to be friends after she just got dumped by another man.

We had an unspoken arrangement, when she was seeing someone, I would occasionally hang out and dispense advice on her latest beau sans sex.

Inevitable, after she was dumped, she would come to me for sex and companionship.
This worked out pretty well over the span of a few years. It worked for me, but now all of a sudden she decides she wants me to be her friend without the sex.

She is an attractive 35 year old, so she is pretty much a pump and dump for most men. I was probably the closest thing she had to a long term as she was going to get.

She invites me over after telling me she was suicidal over the weekend. She has done this before. I don’t take it very seriously, but I do listen to try and gauge making sure she isn’t serious.

I get there and the first thing she does is give me a quick peck on the lips. Then she gives me a “gift”, she had found a box of fancy condoms. She knows that I play around. She doesn’t ask for specific details and I don’t provide them.

I try to fuck at her place but she tells me she is starving. Looking back she never really like to screw before dinner and drinks (we always split the tab) this bothered me a bit, but she is old school. So I accepted it.
Now, thinking the same rules apply we go to dinner, and then back to her place, then she tells me -no sex. No explanation, no reason, she just doesn’t want to do it.

In less than 5 seconds I gathered my things and left her apartment. She texted me later a warped female logic text that read: “I thought (hoped) our friendship was more than just sex.”

For years we had sex every single time we say each other (unless she was sleeping with someone else) and now she expects to friendzone me, this was a huge sign of disrespect. And she plays coy as if it isn’t a big deal.

It’s been about a month now, and zero contact. Her loss.

Divorce! It's Good for the Children! Awesome!

2010-11-15T14:06:00.000-08:00

Over at, The Huffington Post, Jane Smiley, Pulitzer Prize-Winning Novelist and Essayist blogs:
“Divorce! It's Good for the Children”

Duh! Of course it is. Is it any surprise that most of her readership wholeheartedly agrees?
Her entire argument can be summed up neatly as: Husbands, what are they good for!
Her daughter has the best argument for divorce; she says: “my life became more exciting during the divorce than it was before.”

Well, there you have it.
Men, the woman of your dreams still exists and she is waiting for you to propose to her.
Before you do though, fuck her in the ass a few times.
I believe the more you fuck your wife in the ass, the lower the rate of divorce.

Feminist lawyer decides to call woman out for being bitches.

2010-11-15T13:56:00.001-08:00

Kelly Valen, author of Twisted Sisterhood is calling out the bitches for being bitches.
Don’t think women haven’t taken notice and written about unacceptable behavior that passes for normal within their own sex.

Some women know that runaway ego’s; disgusting behavior and the ever expanding sense of entitlement that American women openly display is a bad thing. Could it mean that shit has almost hit critical mass?
Since girl power has decimated and dismantled the need for and the respect that decent men deserve in almost all arenas of life, they have now turned on their own sex.
In the same vein, it seems there is a huge increase in BI girls as they are told that men aren’t even good for sex, and girls can fuck them better than males ever could.

Talk to a few lesbians and they will almost sound like men in their complaints of BI girls and their psychotic attitudes towards other human beings.
Strange days we live in.

There is a disturbance in the poon.

2010-11-15T11:40:00.001-08:00

Lately I have noticed a trend that flakes, pickiness, delusions of grander in women have reached unprecedented levels.
It isn’t just the 30 something’s- it’s all encompassing from 18 to over 30.

It isn’t just me who has experienced this mass delusion most of my single guy friends out in the field are constantly encountering this fortified wall of entitlement.

It was always bad, but it has gotten markedly worse, this leaves me asking what the hell has changed from the beginning 2010 to the last few weeks of the year?
I can’t explain it but I have felt it. I have little desire to go through their machinations preferring instead to play video games, porn and the gym to almost all live female company.

All of my LTR steady’s have broken it off almost as if they planned to do it at the same time- none of them knows the other so that isn’t the case. New ones, old ones, they have all been infected with this new wave of entitlement while they live in la la land.

Sorry, I know its been a while.

2010-11-11T09:06:00.001-08:00

Busy with work and a bunch of other side projects.

Women have totally gotten on all of my nerves.
Went out with this one girl (lets call her Molly) that pretty much professed my love for me on the second date- right before we fucked like rabbits.

She wasn’t a ditz, Ivy League master’s graduate- yet she was a female player through and through.
26 year old, Sick toned body casue she was a cyclist and a runner, well traveled, came from a family with means, and she was a fiend in the bedroom.
Still though, even with all of that she was lost.

Dating and fucking multiple men because she thought she could play like a man, she thought she could fuck and suck her way into happiness. Didn’t happen.

While she was complementing me, and pretending to fall in love she was doing the same thing with another man.
Every time we would fuck, she would ask me if I wanted to go steady or just remain friends with benefits.
Since she gave me the choice, I would answer with a non answer.
One day out of the blue, she asked me if I would be friends without benefits.
I didn’t answer, and proceeded to ignore her- she got the message and wrote “I guess the answer is no then”

About 6 weeks later I was bored and horny so I messaged her, we hung out.
She wasn’t going to put out and she was dating the other guy, turns out he wanted to be exclusive with her, but she didn’t want to be exclusive with anyone.

Do you see what just happened- this girl wants to make men fall in love with her, and then she dumps them!
I’ve never encountered a female like this. The equivalent in a man would be saying I love you to a gal to get her to drop her panties.

She didn’t know why she did it, and I tried to explain it, but I didn’t want fix her, let her figure it out on her own.

Two things occurred to me.
1st- I was her mark! I don’t know how that made me feel? First off she fucked like a beast and she could deep throat, she was proud of her DT skills. I can’t complain about the sex.
2nd- what does it say that she though she could manipulate me into falling in love with her?

How to get the ball rolling.

2010-08-20T08:12:00.000-07:00

This is how i seduce a girl.

yup, this dialog really happened on my last date. she is currently ignoring my texts.

Curvy, skinny, athletic or normal. Whats your poison?

2010-08-18T11:04:00.000-07:00

Everyone’s tastes are different:

Mine span the spectrum from stick thin, to an athletic build, to someone carrying 15 extra pounds.

10 to 15 pounds over, with a very cute face seems to be the sweet spot. I would not consider these women to be obese or fat. If you disagree and think they are fat, let me know. Anything over this 15p sweet-spot and you begin to venture into fat territory.

Girls that carry that extra 10 can usually fuck and suck better than anyone else.

When you first fuck a stick thin girl, they tend to be overly cautious and shy, in other words, they can't suck cock and they are usually boring fucks.

Average girls and in athletic girls are a little better- as they get to know you, they may begin to learn what works and what doesn't.

Right off the bat, larger girls can finish me off quickly. Thinner girls are scraping cock with their teeth or doing some other weird shit down there. Athletic girls try and make it into a rough speed exercise, instead of treating it as a sensual, lusty experience.

Larger girls just seem to exude lust- they devour the cock unlike any others.

I would fuck all of the women below. The larger ones probably like to fuck better than the thinner ones.Where do you rank these women? BTW: #5 is not fat. I would fuck her in a heartbeat.

1/ very pretty stick= 7

2/ Athletic body, nice face. 5.5

3/ very pretty stick= 7

4/ pretty, average bodies =6

5/ 15+ pretty curvy= 6

6/ 15+ pretty curvy= 6

The picture on the top; Iranian bikini contest winners; the girl to the right is a solid 8.

The group picture on the bottom; American girls on spring break. No one in the group is ugly, nor fat. They are solid fives because they are completely average, and somewhat masculine looking. I would take any of the pictured curvy ladies over any girl in the SB group photo.

Point is: Curves and a pretty face can be more feminine (sexy) than a skinny group of ladies.

You try to go, she never comes.

2010-08-09T14:23:00.000-07:00

A piece of advice.

Ignore the guru Mystery at your own peril. The primate in the furry hat has cracked the code.

A little glimpse into how I game.

I get most of my numbers through day game and online. I never really had club or bar game. If I set out to harvest numbers at a bar- I can get them, but the flake rate (even more than usual) is astronomical. Day game suits my personality much more.

The stats:

Out of every 100 numbers I accumulate- 40 of those lead to dates. That’s a 60% flake rate on daygame numbers.

Out of those 40 dates I could kiss 90% of the women that bother to show up.

90% of the woman that I kissed will disappear into the ether. In other words, there will be no second date with 90% of the woman that I could have kissed on the first date.

Sex could occur with 90% of the woman that bother to meet me for a second date.

At the end of the day, every hundred numbers could net sex with 3 or 4 women.

Collecting 100numbers takes time; I usually average 10 new phone numbers a week. Ergo, it can take a few months to get the ball rolling.

It’s plain to see the largest drop-offs occur first with dead phone numbers, and then on second dates.

Working with these facts I have recently begun to push the envelope for sex on the first date, instead of just settling for a kiss. After a few hours, most girls will take their tops off, or jerk the peen for a minute or so- but that won’t necessarily lead to sex. Unfortunately, if you can’t close it on the first try- there is no second. Usually I make my move around two hours in- the way I look at it, most women will kiss you right away, but they won’t meet you for a second date, so by trying for the lay right after the first kiss; i am, going for broke.

The problem with the quick lay is Mysteries "five hour rule" which is a major tenet of game. He states that women need five hours before they can become intimate, the truth is, most of these women aren't worth five hours of your time if they aren’t going to put out. As you can see, we are left with a pitiless circle jerk.

The overwhelming majority of women are ready to have sex by the second date- and if you take women out on a five to seven hour first date you can fuck them on the first night.

I’ve lost track on how many women I’ve kissed, had a decent time with, and never saw again after the first date. Amazingly, most of these women asked for me to call them again, or they flat out told me they had fun, and wanted to see me again.

Spock has a theory for this:

Most of these women were willing to use me for a few dates. They need someone to provide attention to feed their ego, but when they see that I push for sex immediately, they balk.

Fascinating.

The obvious conclusion in all of this is:

Men need to kiss women immediately. The push to mark her as a sexual partner needs to occur as soon as possible. Unfortunately, the race to fuck before the ADHD addled woman moves onto the next thing that sparkles is a mandatory requirement with both the young, and with older professionals in large cities.

Random musings.

2010-08-04T13:30:00.000-07:00

A disturbance in the force.

I’ve heard it said: if enough women turn males away, they can sometimes turn to other men for sexual satisfaction- Is this true? Who knows.

We do know: some men turn into “white knights” (manginas) hoping this will get them into women’s pants. As we know, this strategy doesn’t work, and if the situation devolves, these same men may take it a step further and begin to practice FEMDOM.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Men, piece of advice, you want to pound penny- not the other way around.

Female Domination: A woman (or action in which a woman) dominates sexual interaction with her mate. See also dominatrix. This frequently (but not exclusively or absolutely) includes: -) Humiliation of the sub. (submissive, slave) -) Penetration of the sub. (incl. strap-ons, toys, etc). -) Bondage / restraint of the sub. -) "Water Sports"

For petes sake men, What the fuck?@#!@!.

What a twisted fetish. These men are so desperate for love and companionship that they are willing to let the women enslave them in the name of female superiority.

First, it starts off with a mangina attitude that elevates female sexuality into a spiritual act. They begin to buy into the premise that women are superior in all ways. Ultimately, they come to the hypothesis that women could rule the world better than men ever could. This firmly situates women and their sexuality on a pedestal they mindlessly reach for.

These men elevate women, while they lower themselves, they allow their wives to first rule over the house, the finances, their sexuality and ultimately their lives. These relationships go by many names IE WLM, FLR, Wife led marriage, Female led relationship.

When this type of relationship goes on unabated, it can lead to the wife fucking her husband in the ass with a strap-on dildo attached to a harness.

Enter Peg.

Pegging, for those that don’t know, has become a bit of a fad. Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo. This seems to be goal of 3^rd wave feminism. The manginas seem to believe that it is natural for a female to penetrate a male with a foreign object. This role reversal is being touted as common, and fun, so, give it a whirl. The problem is, this isn’t natural, I don’t see female mares sticking dildos up stallion’s anuses.

Read this man’s story to see how the world ends.

http://virginityproject.typepad.com/the_virginity_project/2009/02/peg.html

Men, some advice. You are supposed to fuck women like this in ass, not the other way around.

As these relationships progress, the men may become sexless slaves that are beaten, humiliated, and persuaded into chastity belts to prevent orgasm. Ultimately they can even become cuckholded. In FEMDOM a cuck is a man that does not have sex with his girlfriend, but another man does, while he is forced to watch. At times they take it a step further, and the female coerces the man into a forced homosexual encounter. The man has become so desperate for sexual release and has become accustomed to humiliation that they will do almost anything that is asked of them. The men in these relationships seem to fall victim to Stockholm syndrome when it comes to their femdom partners.

These men have no sexual release so the women either learn how to milk the prostate- this is a release of ejaculate without orgasm, or the only outlet they have is to let another man fuck them.

They call it forced-bi.

As I understand it, the man is locked into a chastity belt (she hides the key) he can no longer masturbate. His sexual energy (and release) is completely transferred to her. In order to redirect that energy, he submits further and further into female worship, labor, and humiliation. As the man is held “hostage” he begins to worship the oppressor and she become drunk on the power.

As they go down this rabbit hole, the woman becomes more sadistic and disrespectful, while the male devolves into an animal that has no say and no rights.

I’ve read some of these blogs detailing how the males are to be naked and collared at all times, while in the house. In another example, his femdom makes him eat out a bowl on the floor, and takes him outside on a leash to relive himself.

When the humiliation reaches this level, the brain is supposed to enter a zone dubbed subspace. This is a term they coined to express the brains defense mechanism against certain types of torture and extreme shame.

Once you travel down this path, the stimuli’s (humiliation) needed to enter subspace is increased. Just as a drug dosage needs to be increased in order to regain that first high, the torture or humiliation needs to reach new heights in order for the male to attain mental orgasm.

What the fuck is going on with emasculated men today?

It all starts with the mangina / white knight mindset, which leads to figuratively or literally getting fucked in the ass with a dildo. Learn game, or this will happen to you!

Randomly bumped into a girl that I was infatuated with 5 years ago.

She was a solid 7.7, a Nordic creature of beauty. 5’8, beautiful blonde hair, piercing blue eyes, a voluptuous body, perky tits, long thick legs, and a sumptuous ass. She was probably 12 pounds overweight, but she wore it oh so well.

She would never give me the time of day, but I tried over and over again. We worked in the same company but different departments; I would email her a joke or an invite now and again. She never really reciprocated.

Probably thought I was a creep the way I lusted after her, I am sure she could tell I wanted to fuck her BADLY. This was all pre-game so I was stuck in nice guy game mode. I was probably nervous as hell when I spoke to her as well.

Anyway: ran into her the other day, I guess she is aged around 31, and man, she looked like a haggard 6!

She is still very pretty; I would still fuck her- no question- but damn! The wall hit her Nordic genes something fierce!

Has she aged that poorly, or has my newfound experience with women taken my ratings scale down a few pegs.

To put this in proper perspective- five years ago, I thought she was one of the prettiest girls I had ever seen. When I saw her the other day, I did not feel that way at all.

The worst part is: I could tell she was not happy to see me; she was treating me as if I was an annoyance. Contrast this to how I used to talk to her (as a sex goddess) and this time I was talking to her as a normal human being would. My palms weren’t sweaty, my heart wasn’t racing, I actually felt like negging her (something I never would have done before) but I didn’t have enough time.

Honestly, I was taken aback at how cold and distant she was, and how she went from one of my all time crushes to a normal girl. Truth is, she pissed me off with her attitude, I was just being friendly after all, but she still remembered me as that creepy beta.

Last item.

On our first date, I Brought a girl back to the office after 90 minutes. Got her to take her top off once we walked in and closed the door. She got dressed and i gave her a quick tour, once we were back in my office she took it off again. As an added bonus, she also wanked my cock for a few seconds. Unfortunately we parted ways without sex.

Now she is ignoring my texts. I tried for the quick lay, but she put up a weird sort of resistance- I could tell she wanted it (bad) but, I pushed for it too early.

I continually ignore mystery and his 5 to 7 hour rule.

The problem with these quick lay attempts is the girl won’t give you the second chance if you botch the first lay attempt.

How do I get her to respond to one of my texts?

Gentlemen: learn game!

It will teach you to understand women, how to deal with them, how to see them as flawed human beings, not as goddesses sitting atop golden pedestals, but as the base animals that need to fuck and shit as often as you do.

Get sex from your wife or long term partner.

2010-08-02T11:57:00.000-07:00

As I have mentioned earlier, I have had two long term relationships that lasted well over a decade.

Through it all, I learned a few valuable lessons. When I began these relationships, I knew nothing about game. Being a typical AFC, I had no idea what i was doing when I entered (got trapped) in these LTR’s.
The women I dated were not the right girls for me. Deep down I always knew that to be the case, but I settled because I was dismayed at my lack of options.
They were pretty enough in their own ways, good bodies, ok looking, but they weren’t really my type. At some subconscious level I kept them at arms length, never really letting them get close to me.

How to manage your woman for the long haul.

I didn’t shower them with love or affection- IE I wasn’t a sap, but I was loyal. If they needed me, I was always there. They always wanted more than I was willing to give them. Still, they stayed with me longer than they should have because of it.
If I look back with game powered foresight, I can see what I did right, and what I did wrong.

What I did right:
1- I demanded sex and blowjobs
2- I argued
3- Always went dutch
4- Took their anal virginities
5- Was always willing to break up with them if they pushed me hard enough.
6- Deep down, they knew I would walk away
7- Always had boy’s night out.

What I did wrong:
1- Sometimes I would let them win one too many arguments.
2- I didn’t have an abundance mentality
3- I didn’t push the risqué sexual envelope enough.
4- Too much asshole game not enough love game. Push / pull
5- Didn't neg enough
6- Was too serious
7- Did not show them a fun enough time

First things first. If you are in a Long Term Relationship, sex is non negotiable. Unless she is sick, or is in any type of physical pain, she must provide sex- period. You can grant her a token pass if she is mentally or bodily exhausted. Take note, this pass can only be given extremely sparingly, and very randomly.
Forget about letting her initiate sex. You are the man; therefore you need to initiate it 99% of the time. Just accept this fact and move on.

Can you get sex with her dressed like this? Yes you can!

Step one, remove the question mark from your sexual lexicon.

Examples:

Tell her to strip all of her clothes off, don’t ask for it- Order her to do it. If you are talking about the groceries, and the mood strikes you for a blowjob, tell her to- suck your dick.

If you are in the privacy of your own home, neither the time of day nor the context should matter. She must learn to perform oral, right then and there

At first, it may be difficult to vocalize these sexually charged words, but as you do it more often, it becomes easier. If she says no, you must argue with her. Do not let her win this argument; you need to convey this message:
I need sex, and I want you, to want me. Sex isn’t something that can be put on a set schedule. If you are not willing to do this, I will leave you and find someone who will. PERIOD!

If you do not conquer the sex issue, the consequences will be severe.

Unfortunately, i know plenty of married men who lead sexless lives.
Often times, men tell me their girlfriends schedule sex in advance, others never receive blowjobs. Some may be rewarded with a BJ or sex, only after they have done something major to please their girlfriends.
If any of the above applies to you- you live in a world of shit and it will only get worse.

Always remember: You can’t force her to do anything she doesn't want to do- She has to do this willingly. Once she learns, when you want sex, its her duty to provide it, your relationship will drastically improve. Those are the rules of the relationship- she can take them, or leave them.

She owns her body, but if she in a relationship with you, you are leasing it. This may sound offensive or crass to some, but it is the relationship you both willingly enter into.

If she loves you, she will do this for you. If she does not love you, she will never acquiesce-This is your cue to leave her.

Again, this is all very basic, but we want more than that. After getting over the basic sex issue, you need to introduce a little kink.

Tell her, you want to photograph her with sexy lingerie and then nudes.

Tell her, you want to see her masturbate in front of you.

Want to see her with a vibrator, perhaps you wish to tie her up, maybe a home movie; just tell her what you want to do to her- within reason of course. Some women will never let you make a home movie, this is ok- as long as you get on demand sex, and she is willing to fulfill some other kinky fantasies that don’t involve film. You can’t force her to do anything she doesn’t want to do. If she loves you, she will freely do many things to strengthen the relationship bond.

If you have been together for a few years, and have had sex hundreds of times; it’s completely normal, to expect an exciting sex-life with your girl. There is no reason to be shy at this point in your relationship.
Once in a while, and in the privacy of your own home, your wife (or long term girl) should dress like the babes in these pictures- there is a problem in your relationship if she says: "hell fucking no!"

Once you jump into game, collecting numbers becomes easy.

2010-07-29T11:45:00.000-07:00

Converting those numbers into something more is another issue.

As most men in the PUA blogsphere can attest: women flake more often than not.

When I first embarked on this journey i was on a mission to harvest 3 numbers a day. As I got the numbers, i began to realize that the overwhelming majority of these girls never met me after I scored their digits. The constant flakes led to frustration, which in turn led to a strict deletion policy. If she ignored two of my texts in a row, or if she flaked on a date with no counteroffer, I would delete the number. Needless to say, I was deleting phone numbers faster than I could collect new ones. You go through the work to get a number, and you never hear from her again; what a waste- right? Maybe yes, maybe no.

Believe me, i know how it goes.

Cute but crazy, just like all those flakes that gave you their numbers.

You text them here and there, but you never meet any of them. You are ready to throw all of those numbers in the toilet- Not so fast. One night after being flaked on, I was bored and lonely. As i was thumbing through my address list trying to make other plans with some older notches, I noticed I had lost some numbers by accident. Out of the blue, i remembered that i had a backup of my contacts on an old google account. When i checked my google contact list i was shocked to see dozens and dozens of numbers. All of these women had either flaked on plans or they completely ignored my texts when i first tried to contact them.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I decided to mass text all of them that night. You can imagine my surprise when i received some favorable responses. After I closed a few of these women that I had given up on long ago- I changed my contact deletion rules.
There is a system that you can use to revive some of those dead digits.

If a girl doesn’t respond to my initial texts after I get her number, this is what I do:

Make sure you have an unlimited text plan, then mass text on a set schedule. At first, I wait two weeks before I send a new text, then 3 weeks after that. Finally, ill text them 12 weeks later. Believe it or not, some of these flakes will meet you months after they ignored you.

Since these are either flakes, or women that never responded to your texts they are not worth a lot of effort. The key with the long lost flakes is to invest very little in them.

When you have nothing else going on, invite them to come over for wine and pasta.

Of course this is high risk, high reward tactic. For something a little less risqué invite them to the closest bar in your neighborhood. This way they do all the legwork, after a drink or two at the local pub; it should be easy to get them to your place which is just a few minutes away. Nothing gained, nothing lost.

The odds:

1 out of 100 will say yes- she will come over and you will fuck her. Think of all those flaked numbers as a scratch off lottery ticket. Low odds, but when they hit, you score.

Every number represents an opportunity. So, continue to collect those numbers, and don’t throw them away so hastily. The invite to you place is all they deserve after they flaked.

If do they come over, you are going to fuck them- period. You don’t have to leave the house and it won’t cost a cent. It doesn’t matter if you have no idea what she looks like- you will remember when she is ringing the doorbell, and it won’t matter when she sucking on your sausage. If you accumulate hundreds of phone numbers this system begins to payoff. Of course, some chicks will never come over or respond- delete those eventually.

Always remember:

Sometimes a girl just wants a random one night cock- and you could be that random cock, if your tardy text lands at the exact right time. No one in her circle knows you- and you already met her, so she knows you are safe.

Think of everything that could be going on in these women’s lives when they receive your direct text: Some might be horny, or they just got dumped, perhaps they are really depressed, others may need to fuck a stranger right now, because they just suffered a major tragedy. You don’t know what brought her to your house months after you met at a bar, and you may never know. Chances are good, that once you fuck her, you may never see her again, relish the experience.

Point is:

Don’t hate on the numbers.

Even if 90% flake- 10% will come through- at some point.

Shit. Looking back, I deleted plenty of hot bitch’s phone numbers that I never backed up. They always flaked, so I flushed them- now I lament that.

As an aside: I remember life before cell phones were ubiquitous, women would write their numbers on a piece of paper. If they ignored two of your voice mails- you would literally flush the piece of paper down the toilet.

From subway pickup, to first date, to complete blowout.

2010-07-26T12:43:00.001-07:00

Met this girl on the subway, opened her, got her number in 5 minutes. Lets call her Lucy.

We texted a few times back and forth, and made plans almost immediately.

Lucy was pretty quick to respond to my texts and to make plans. So far, so good.

When we meet up for our date she is a little aloof, but she is giving me some buying signs.

I notice a couple of bad things:

She doesn’t ask me many questions.

She does not offer any cash as we go from one round to the next.

She doesn’t touch me or lean in.

We chit chat for 90 minutes while we drink; then I tell her i need to go to my friends apartment which is just a few blocks away. He is out of town and asked if I could feed his pets. I tell Lucy she should come with me and take a walk to his place- she complies.

On the plus side:

40% of the time, the conversation flows well and it works. This isn't as high as I'd like it to be- but it is salvageable.

She orders more than one drink- always a good sign.

She decides to go with me to my friend’s apartment.

At this point, I have already decided I was going to try and kiss her in the apartment. Of course i would also escalate as far as i could.

We get up there i make my move and we begin to make out. She doesn’t pull away. The chemistry is pretty good, I decide to push it; she lets me run my hands on her breasts, and stomach but, when I try to reach for the ass, legs, or anywhere near her panties she is offering stiff resistance. As Rookie would say: she hacked me good. Most girls aren’t as adamant, on absolutely no touching below the waist as she was. Lucy also decides to tell me “she isn’t a slut, like all the other girls.” I try to deflect this by asking "exactly what is a slut and why do you think it’s a bad thing?" "Sex is good and healthy after all." She isn't buying it.

I have a tough decision to make at this point: Do we go back to a bar or do I take her on a romantic world-wind tour of NYC. Usually the world-wind tour leads to same night sex. Consider what mystery says: A girl needs 5 to 7 hours and multiple venue changes before she will sleep with you. I have developed a date that accomplishes both. We hit many romantic spots, and travel to new bars while taking in NY on a hot summer night. Most times this works but, I had a sneaky suspicion this one wouldn't bite. I decide to go for it however.

I would offer up details on what the night entailed but, I won’t, for two reasons.

1- I don’t want anyone to steal my exact ideas.

2- I don’t want anyone who stumbles upon this blog to put two and two together.

Little hint though; You can have a free romantic date outside of a bar setting in any major city. Just think of city views, gardens with nighttime lights, and places where outdoor music is playing.

Some more negatives at this point:

She continually asks me where we are going. I always tell her it’s a surprise; Once in a while i do answer some of her questions. After all, she is complying, as she follows me around all night. Yet, she does seem a little cautious. This is to be expected, but the degree varies from woman to woman. Some women are totally up for adventure, others are a bit more paranoid. After spending 4 hours with me she should have already trusted me more than she did. I attribute this to low interest level.

As we walk, and hit other bars we continue to drink. Unfortunately, at one spot the drinks were expensive, and severely watered down, that sucked. Even worse she didn't offer to pay or split the first round. Later, I asked if she wanted another drink. She said "sure." Cool, except she wanted me to go to the bar and pay for it. Umm, hells no! I asked her what she wanted, and told her to get me the same. Then I told her to go, and order while I went to the bathroom. This is a neat little trick that I learned. "You go and order while I go to the bathroom." She then has to go to the bar plus pay for the drinks- she did not seem pleased.

As the night wore on, I made sure we were walking closer to her apartment. Finally she asked- what next? I told Lucy we should hop into a cab, to get to her neighborhood for one last drink. She agreed. While in the cab she was leaning (almost lying down on me) and kissing me. All of a sudden, as the cab stops in her neighborhood; she asks, if I am going to stay in the cab to ride back to my house. This surprised me. I told her, no, lets get a drink around here. Before we get out, I let her pay for the cab. While walking, I ask her what bars she likes, but she doesn't really know. So, I suggest we go back to her place for a quick drink. She answers with an emphatic- no!

She once again reminds me that she isn't a slut, and that it is too soon to invite me over. I ask her what she has against sluts? She proceeds to tell me, she doesn't think people should have sex with one another, unless they are willing to have a child with that person.

She asks, if two months, is too long for someone to wait before sex? I tell her absolutely. I would never wait two months. She asks, why? I tell her there is no need, and it isn't culturally acceptable in the modern age. Especially if you aren’t religious- by the way she isn’t.

She murmurs that she wouldn't make me wait two months. The way she said it though, took me aback. I wasn’t expecting it, and it seemed out of character. Usually when a girl talks about sex, or blowjobs on the first date, it usually never happens.

Reminds me of this other girl I was on a first date with. Out of nowhere, she tells me, I seem like the type of guy that loves oral sex. She tells me she loves giving it. At first i'm thinking, yes! But, then I realize she is just trying to fuck with me. And sure enough, I don’t see that girl ever again- she doesn't even respond to any of my texts.

Anyway, back to lucy. We go to another bar, order some more drinks, and once again she doesn't go for the wallet. I tell her I don’t have any cash, so she pays again. If I was a sucker, I would have paid for everything, and she was more than willing to let me.

Its pretty late by now, and I know that I won’t get back to her place. So I begin to neg and disqualify her hard. I throw this jem out: I ask her if she thinks we get along; she says, yes. I tell her; I am not so sure if we do.

Before she is done with her drink she decides to call it a night. As she is walking out I go to the bathroom to see if she waits for me, this is a little test I run.

Once outside, we make out passionately, I ask her if she wants to see me again. I don’t know why I do this but, at times I just want to cut through the bullshit. She says- no! I am taken aback at how she says it. I say: Really? That’s fine if you don't. Lucy then tells me, she was kidding. She does want to see me again, and she tells me how much fun she had.

I hop in cab, and wait 20 minutes to see if she texts me a goodnight message. She does not, so I text her one, she doesn’t respond. Not good.

The next day I write her a text recommending a book that I had forgotten the name of. She immediately responds, and texts me the name of a book that she recommends.

I write back to thank her for the book recommendation, and I tell her to "pencil me in next Thursday because we are going out." She doesn't respond to this text.

I wait 6 hours, and I write her.

Here is the exchange:

GAME_IN_BK: Forget about it. I have deleted your phone number.

Lucy: HA!

GAME_IN_BK: now I have to delete your number again.

My theory is this.

She liked me enough to hang and make out- but not enough to have sex.

She wanted to see how long she could string me along. Obviously, all it took, was one missed text for me to cut her loose. Back in the day, I would have texted her multiple times trying to get her out again.

Looking back, I probably should have waiting a few days before I texted her, and I should have waited even longer before I tried to make plans with her. Truth is- If I hang out with a girl for six hours, I am used to getting first night sex or a bj. If I don’t get her naked or my hand in her panties after a few hours, I tank the date by becoming super beta and impatient. To clarify, most first dates only last an hour or two, i don't go for sex on those. Ill wait for the second date if the first is quick meet and greet. Most girls won't even bother to meet for a second date, because they know, if they want to sleep with you, or not, by then.

In short:

I know I should have ended the date earlier. And I probably shouldn’t have texted her so quickly.

I might write her back, but not till two weeks pass. I don't think this is completely dead yet.

Full face transplant Spaniard displays new look - KansasCity.com

2010-07-26T09:55:00.000-07:00

Full face transplant Spaniard displays new look - KansasCity.com

You read something like this, and it reminds you of what matters in life. How most things are trivial.

I feel for this poor guy. This may sound selfish but its puts things in perspective. The blowouts, the notches, the negative attitude most women inflict on others- get over yourselves, and live life with a healthy attitude. It's all fleeting quicker than you can imagine but people try to pretend that it isn't.

An inside glimpse. The depressing couple that lives in my building, and in yours.

2010-07-23T10:09:00.000-07:00

They are early thirties, perhaps late twenties.

The woman is a 4.8 at best. Her thin body helps, the bitchy attitude does not. She is not friendly.

The man looks dejected and depressed. He isn’t bad looking, tallish, thinish, employed, and seems intelligent. In an ideal world he could do better than her but little is ideal in this world.

The man never learned game, probably never even heard about it. He wasn’t born a natural, thus he is your typical AFC. He is settling for a raw deal. She is getting a great deal, but the sad part is- popular culture has told her she could do even better, thus she is bitter at her beta.

Let’s define AFC before we proceed any further:

AFCs usually have very socially conditioned ideas about how the attraction process works, and thus end up doing the opposite of what usually creates attraction in a woman. AFCs often feel like they have very little control over their dating lives, and that they have to settle for the few women who choose him, as opposed to being the one with the options.

The last part is the most pertinent. The AFC has very limited options. The man in this couple is the catch, the woman should be grateful, but since he is an AFC, she has hand in this relationship, yet, in an ideal world- the roles would be reversed. This unnatural role reversal depresses both of them. She should be blowing him daily, and cooking dinner enthusiastically, instead, he probably gets yelled at when he tries to sleep with her.

From the moment I read “The GAME” I knew the AFC mindset was something I desperately needed to destroy- as quickly as possible. That was one of the reasons I jumped so aggressively into pickup. After four years of college and only three women I was firmly ensconced within the AFC Hades universe. To break out of this hellish shitstorm, I had to submit to well over two thousand female rejections. Yes, you read that right; in order to date 300 women in less than two years I had to face more rejections than most men will face in a lifetime. If you can imagine any type of rejection- it most certainly happened to me. I have had girls literally run away from me while I was talking to them. Others have threatened to call the police, some of them stared at me with vacant faces while they pretended I didn’t exist. A few have given me the stop sign with their palms while I was trying to open them.

Fuck You! You palm wielding mute!

At first, these painfully sting. Later on, they still fucking sting, but the pain has been lessened and it fades faster.

Pregame, I dated 13 women in my entire life. Today, I can accomplish that, in just one week.

Over the last two years I have labored through a ridiculous amount of dates. At times after a full day of work, the prospect of meeting a vapid NYC woman was an exhausting proposition. Television, XBOX and porn consumed my life pregame; Postgame, women replaced them as my main diversion. Irony alert! At times, I wondered if the former, might have been the more pleasing alternative.

Certain nights I would meet three new women. Other nights I would fuck three different women. It was never my intention to do this purposely. The accumulation of so many numbers meant that I would have to meet multitudes. NYC numbers have a very short shelf life before they expire. Last minute texting, coupled with biblical, flaking epidemics meant that plans needed to be fluid, double- even triple booking became part of the game. Most women would respond last minute and the American female flake is such that you need to act when the opportunity arises.

I created my own routines, they became rote. On those nights when physical exhaustion set in- I didn’t even run it, I just mailed it in.

Throughout that avalanche of women, I was at times fucking women that rate in the high sixes, maybe one girl that rated a 7 snuck in there. To a guy like me, a man who was used to getting high fours- this would have been unbelievable a few short years ago.

Fucked up thing is, when I actually got to fuck them- I was so zombified that it became a faceless fuck, a step above masturbation, sure, but I couldn’t tell the 5 apart from the 6.7 in a dark room esp during doggy. There were certain stretches where I was fucking a new girl every few days- I didn’t even bother to learn their names.

At present I date less frequently. To savor the better lays i have slowed down, at this point I want to focus more on quality than quantity.

Don’t get me wrong, condensing a lifetime of romance into a few months was a worthy endeavor, more so, it was a necessary one. Before game I was a depressed AFC, that me is gone forever.

My recent experiences and my metamorphosis make it hard to remember what the AFC mindset was. But remember it, I must, and this journal is a good way to do it.

Before game; one waits for things to happen to them; you don’t make things happen for you. You can live your life in a passive, or an aggressive manner. If meeting a new woman depends on the actions of others- not of your own direct actions, you are living a passive lifestyle.

The passive optimist eternally hopes for friends to introduce you to their single friends. Or, maybe tonight, that girl finally comes up to you; perhaps you long for that movie moment, where you just literally happen to bump into one another- as if by fate. It does happen, once in a while, and it’s great when it does but, it’s far better to make your own destiny than to rely on rare moments such as this.

If you do wait for “magic” to strike, night, after night becomes a disappointment. One waits all week to go out on that Friday or Saturday, these are nights filled with potential, yet, you go home with nothing. No new numbers, no new leads. Best part of the night was when you got buzzed and were in line for the bathroom. You asked that girl “what she was drinking” or “if she liked the bar” she was either a snob, or friendly, but you couldn’t keep the convo going long enough to gain any traction. Fuck, nights such as this lead to frustration. It’s a gorgeous night, you have your health, your youth, but without that cute girl you feel like a failure. If you had a naturally gifted pickup friend in your group, his life seemed charmed. His was a night of bar makeouts, one night stands, and too many choices in women. Hard not to get a little jealous, and somehow you would always hope some of that would rub off onto you- it never does.

When you are that man, the AFC everyman- when you do eek out one phone number every month- you treat that shit like it’s a golden nugget. Perhaps you fret before you call the girl in three days, or text a witty joke, while you hope she gets it and laughs. When you do call, or text; you are officially asking her out. Chances are she will accept and then flake at the last minute, or she won’t even bother to respond to your texts and calls.

Lose, lose.

If she does show up- maybe you spend all night wondering if you should go in for kiss over dinner. You spend too much time talking about the job, the weather, and that last movie you saw. At this point, if she goes on date two and three with your AFC ass, odds are- she will become your girlfriend for a few years. When you fuck her, you savor it- after all this is probably the first new girl you fucked in 6 months maybe 12. You spend the night and fuck like jack rabbits. You see her more and more as the weeks pass by, and before you know it you have the exclusivity talk, then you are an item.

Think back to that original dinner though, she answered a text or two, one of those was from the alpha that just fucked and chucked her. The alpha she will continue to fuck and fantasize over until you two become an item. Even then, hopefully she will stop fucking him, but she won’t soon forget him.

Full circle, back to the man, in the relationship, in my building, he’s that guy. When he first saw her, he rated her a four with a nice body; really he just wanted to drunk fuck her that once. Somehow she became his girlfriend. He doesn’t know how the fuck it happened. But when he first got that number he had no idea what was in store. He thought there would be other girls, and she would be a temporary fling yet, she is the chick he somehow got trapped with.

Every man travels a path, towards an end, a destination. My path isn’t for everyone but if you can learn anything from it- do so, or wind up like that guy.

Masturbation free for 70 days.

2010-07-22T08:05:00.000-07:00

Before we begin, i just want to say this. I fucked a girl almost as hot as Caylian Curtis. She was polish and she loved to fuck. Want to know how i did it? I followed the instructions in this book.

Now onto masturbation.

What initially got me here:

Occasionally, on the interwebs, I would stumble upon some old school article discussing how wackingit may actually be bad for you. The ancients were always railing on about preserving mana, and chi. They say: masturbation releases this vital energy.

If A leads to B, then what could this mean for my health? Admittedly, for most of my adult life, I habitually masturbated, sometimes more than once per day.

A bonus.

There is some ancillary evidence, of a substantial testosterone spike after seven days of abstinence; A few days after the spike, the test levels decrease and baseline. If you go without release, for an extended period of time, your testosterone levels may actually decrease.

The science on this topic is spotty at best, with most of the research being done on animals. The few Human datasets that exist may be faulty, and they are old. It seems out of the ordinary that this topic isn’t discussed more often. The official meme is that masturbation is good for the prostate- but this comes from the same media that elevates women, while it destroys, and demeans all things masculine.

How did i wean myself off:

At first, I made a conscious decision to replace my porn addiction with pickup, and more recently, replace masturbation with sex.

Being addicted to porn and masturbation took its toll- if in nothing else, in wasted time. When I realized how much of a time suck this really was, I decided to do something about it. It’s sad to think about now, but I was spending hours every single day searching for new porn actresses. Substantial time was also spent downloading the movies. Finally, by the time the payoff came around, I and the evening (time I could have used meeting real women) were spent. Everyday I would fall in lust with a new random porn starlet. Unfortunately most of the clips aren’t descriptive, they don’t include their names. So, if you wanted to find more of their work- you would have to pull some detective work. You can I.D. some of the actresses through the forums, or by trying to match them up on porn databases. The depressing part is, once you've watched her films, she inevitably becomes boring- then you have to move onto the next starlet to repeat the process.

It is truly outrageous, how many exceedingly hot, young women go into porn.

The Results:

So now that I have gone a few months without- do I feel any better?

I’m not entirely sure.

I think I may have some more energy.
My close, and conversion rate has gone through the roof.
At this point it’s almost impossible for me to go seven days with no sex. Even if I try to get there, the women in my life won’t let me.

If nothing else, the time I have reclaimed from harvesting porn, for masturbation purposes is a net positive.
Right about now, you are probably thinking i replaced one addiction for another.
Guilty as charged.

P.S.
There is nothing wrong with porn; I can still watch and enjoy the women- without wacking to it.
P.P.S
Yes, this girl has done hardcore. Her name is Caylian Curtis.

Video games saved my life.

2010-07-20T14:37:00.000-07:00

Thank the lord for the Japanese, and their video games.

While women shunned me, Mario, Zelda, and Metroid never did.

Why do some video gamers become pickup gamers?

Who the hell knows, but its hard to do both at the same time.

I do miss it though, less heartache, headache and vgames are probably harder* to master than womens games.

*Does not include Lawyers and Therapists.

Romantic at heart? Take the test on the link button.

2010-07-20T13:11:00.000-07:00

All romantics need to learn game or they will be crushed by American women.

Take this test from Dr. Paul link
He is possibly the most credentialed PUA in the field today.

His theory: for a successful relationship, you need to find your opposite temperament.

If you score heavily on the lover scale, you need someone who has scored heavily on the fighter side to compliment one another.

The rarest temperament is the magician- most people fall along the King / Queen spectrum. K/Q's love magicians, mostly because they can lift them out of the everyday drudgery, that encompasses our existence.
Magicians are in effect- the party people.
If you score heavily on one end of the scale, finding someone that is your opposite will always create instant chemistry. It is also wise to beef up on the temperament you score the least in- just to become better rounded.

Another way to tell if you are a romantic.

What is your opinion of these three movies:

If you are a male, and these movies move you- then you need game ASAP.

What I find the most disheartening about learning game is; true love as depicted in these movies is impossibly rare to find- if it even exists at all.

Hard lesson to learn, better to learn it while you are young though.

A catholic can practice the pickup arts for love, sex and ultimately a LTR.

2010-07-19T13:30:00.000-07:00

Pickup game and catholic doctrine need not conflict with one another.

If the end goal is to find a woman that is a marriage worthy life mate, then game is essential in the modern era.

You don’t have to fuck anyone over, and you don’t need to be evil or manipulative in order to romance women.

The bible does not demean, neither does it debase those that invent, nor those that use tools, and technology to rise above the base brute in all of us. The purpose, and manner in which we use technology to navigate through the world is what really matters. Men were put upon this earth to better themselves through the use of their wits, as well as their souls.

What once worked in a non industrial society, no longer works today. The priests and the clergy must be careful when they speak of gender relations, but the words are clear as day to those that read the gospels.

Before I found game, I did not have the proper skills to court women, and little else seemed to matter.

Years ago, I was following what I thought were the catholic tenets to the tee, esp when it came to white knighting for women; this was a faulty strategy. Back then it took me four years to stumble onto three women. If you read my previous blog entry you will undoubtedly see that the odds were not working in my favor when it came to finding a suitable mate.

Today, armed with my basic knowledge of pickup, I could find 3 new women to fuck me in the next four weeks. These three women would be better looking and nicer than the ones I was forced to settle for in college. This skill alone makes me a better man in the eyes of most traditional religions.

In this day and age, only well practiced pickup can give you a fighting chance to find a best compatible woman that will love you.

Within the framework of this modern world that we live in, one needs to be burnt by a terrible woman before one learns what a healthier woman looks like. By first learning to seduce women, you will then be able to steer them to your beliefs, while they learn to recognize your moral reality as theirs.

In the past, I wanted to find a woman, whom I could love with kindheartedness, all I asked for, was the same in return. If I would have found that in my early twenties, I would have married and begun in earnest to raise a family. This was easier said than done, particularly for a man with no game in this society living in a modern day Sodom IE New York City.

There are times when it is easy to lose your way; it is simple to become seduced by seduction. Now, I am more convinced than ever, that it is every man’s destiny to learn how to love, and to be loved. Tools aren’t inherently evil, and man must study the art of seduction to sharpen the most important social mechanism of all.

How to fuck with female lawyers.

2010-07-19T10:09:00.001-07:00

Just another fucked up lawyer chick.

Met this girl at a bar, got her number and Instant message.

Here i am trying to nail down plans over instant message and text:

fucked up lawchick:i just dont get guys like you

fucked up lawchick:you start with this grand gesture or whatever, and no follow through

game_in_bk:I tried to make plans last week. You were tired, so I am trying again.

fucked up lawchick:to be honest I didn't think you were serious about hanging out

game_in_bk:why would i go through all of that if i wasn't?

fucked up lawchick:all of what?

game_in_bk:email, number, set a date, and then i texted.

fucked up lawchick:you'd be surprised what guys do and then flake. I dont get your gender at all

game_in_bk:you can give me some stories later.

game_in_bk:lets meet downtown. what time will you be free tonight?

fucked up lawchick:whats there?

game_in_bk:me, and a bar.

fucked up lawchick:I mean why that location? you picked that place last time also.

game_in_bk:i like the downtown area and the bars around there.

fucked up lawchick:why is that?

game_in_bk:you can find out when you get down there.

fucked up lawchick:I can google it and find out.

As some readers have pointed out- she is shit testing me. I don't feel like playing nor passing her tests, thus i am trying to piss her off. Regardless this is already dead in the water.

game_in_bk:duh. were you a special kid?

fucked up lawchick:you really know how to flatter a girl

game_in_bk:so what time?

fucked up lawchick:what time can I make to that area?

game_in_bk:yes. Can you meet right after work? i can get there around 6

fucked up lawchick:so like 5:59?do you work there?

game_in_bk:close by

fucked up lawchick:are you always this abrupt?

This moron gave me her number, and we made solid plans at the bar when I opened her. Yet, here she is playing hard to get while being evasive. At this point i decide to tank it altogether.

game_in_bk:pretty much.

fucked up lawchick:I think Im gonna pass on tonight

game_in_bk:excellent. There are good reasons why you don't get men.

fucked up lawchick:ohh someone is getting bitter

game_in_bk:not at all. you are too rigid, paranoid and annoying.

fucked up lawchick:wow you know me well

game_in_bk:so, that is why i was abrupt.

fucked up lawchick:and yet despite all that you wanted to hang out

game_in_bk: you made me ask simple questions multiple times. Usually i am pretty easy going, but you deserve rudeness.

fucked up lawchick:I apologize. guess its a good thing we aren't getting together. I seem to have a bad effect on you

game_in_bk:nah- i like playing with girls like you.

fucked up lawchick:playing?

game_in_bk:i have met your type before; you are a sad stereotypical lawyer.

fucked up lawchick:well then, it wont be hard to find another girl to play with tonight

game_in_bk:you are right- it will be very easy to replace you.

fucked up lawchick:if that was really the case, then perhaps in the future you should just not ask such girls out

game_in_bk:i had a small inkling but you proved me 100% right.

fucked up lawchick:bring rude seems to be a waste of everyones time

game_in_bk:i disagree.

fucked up lawchick:can you agree that you are wasting everyones time now?

game_in_bk:yes.

game_in_bk:i thought you might be good for a quick fuck. Now i realize that you aren't even worth that.

game_in_bk:anyway, good luck with everything.

Ten, that is how many lawyers I have gone on first dates within the last year. Each girl was worse than the last. Their shit tests, and their bitch shields are relentlessly on overdrive.
Stats:
Fucked one
Kissed another.

These two were the exception. We met late at night and they proceeded to drink hard alcohol. The one lived right by the bar, and she invited me over. Once or twice I met her while she was sober and she acted like every other lawyer date. Notice a trend?
The other eight were abysmal outings- twice they were so bad i had to walk out on them.
On some dates we argued so harshly, they probably filed restraining orders against me.

As a moth to a flame I am, and I want to conquer the law degree wielding bitch- why?
Why climb Everest?