GamerPaper Updates

What if Mario Wasn't a Plumber...

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:17:00 +0000

Check out the article here...you won't regret it! Well, probably not...

Dragon Age: The Review

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:06:00 +0000

You don’t get many opportunities to use the word ‘epic’ in it’s intended form. Sure, the common parlance of the internet has brought us ‘wins’ and ‘fails’ in supposedly epic forms, but this is mostly hyperbole and is seldom truly deserving of the term.

Dragon Age : Origins has ‘epic’ coming out of its bunghole.

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Video Game Public Service Announcements

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:22:00 +0000

Check out the other 9, here!

10 Reasons NOT to Date a Girl Gamer

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:13:00 +0000

1.It would be embarrassing if she were better at video games than you. Here you envisioned long co-op jaunts crusading against alien invasions, teaching her to play Portal by romantically holding her hands over the controller, and getting cozy while sniping from a bunker in Call of Duty, but here she is, curb-stomping your face over and over in Gears of War multiplayer. You don't even have to wait to wear that pink sweater she bought you for your birthday to be emasculated.

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Video Game Proverbs

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:45:00 +0000

Alright, I'm going to be straight up with you, this article is pretty awesome.

Brutal Legend: The Review

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:02:00 +0000

Read the full review, here!

Videogame Character Pick-up Lines

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:30:00 +0000

Here is my favorite one but you can check out the other videogame pick-up lines over here!

Risen: The Review

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 04:10:00 +0000

The good thing about being an RPG fan is that we get good value for money. Whereas an action game can be ten to twenty hours long, it’s not uncommon for an RPG to be forty to sixty. That’s a lot of game.

The bad thing about being an RPG fan is that less of them seem to come out. This is understandable, it’s easier to churn out this year’s sports franchise by simply changing the player rosters and making a couple of superficial tweaks, whereas a good RPG needs tons and tons of wholly original content.

Read the full review here...

Videogame Facebook Groups

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:54:00 +0000

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If Classic Videogames Had Achievements

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:31:00 +0000

Check out all 10 achievements, here!

This Week in Gaming: October 3rd-9th

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:41:00 +0000

If you thought you heard the sound of a legion of fanboys getting erections at the same time this week, then it was probably because analysts have predicted that from this month to the end of the year, the PS3 may finally outsell the X360. Let me be the first to say that unless you have shares in either Microsoft or Sony, this shouldn’t really matter. But you and I both know that for some gamers this will either be the best or the worst news of the year.

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Mushroom Kingdom Media Coverage of the IOC Announcement

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:32:00 +0000

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If Videogame Title Were Literal

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:15:00 +0000

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GP Comic: Issue #1

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:53:00 +0000

For all you final fantasy lovers out there, enjoy!

Video Games IRL

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:04:00 +0000

Check out the other 9 videog games in real life, here!

Wet: The Review

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:04:00 +0000

I like Vin Diesel.

HEY WAIT! COME BACK HERE!

I wasn’t done. Let me qualify my statement. I like Vin Diesel because he knows what he is and what he isn’t. In an interview he was asked about his most recent upcoming action movie. He said, ‘Well, it’s the kind of movie I’d be in.’ I like that. Sure he’s in silly, low-brow action movies. But he knows it. You’re not going to see him in a production of ‘Hamlet’ any time soon. What you see is what you get.

‘Wet’ is a game that knows exactly what it is...

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If Video-Games Came With Warning Labels

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:10:00 +0000

Check out the other 9 labels, here!

Video-Game Celebrity Scandals

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:09:00 +0000

Check out the other 6 scandals, here!

Ultimate Alliance 2: The Review

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:40:00 +0000

You know what’s good sometimes? A cheese sandwich. Not every day, for sure. Sometimes you want something a little fancier. But every now and then what you really want is something simple, solid and unassuming. It’s one of the simple pleasures in life, like a nice hot shower when you’re feeling cold, or being told by a doctor that you’re not contagious.

‘Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2’ is a cheese sandwich.

Read the Full Review Here!

Prototype in a Nutshell

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:47:00 +0000

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If Nintendo Made Movies, Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:52:00 +0000

Ever imagine a world where Nintendo made some of the most successful movies? No? Well, some other kid did! Check out the full set of images here!

Dirt 2: The Review

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:16:00 +0000

A good franchise is like pure gold for game publishers. It means media interest before your game is even released and guaranteed sales in the form of pre-ordered copies. So you're probably asking yourself, is Dirt 2 that pot of gold? Well, read the full review here and find out.

Halo: ODST Review

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:47:00 +0000

As long as game reviewers are lazy, there will be reviews that draw parallels between movies and games. And seeing as though we’re talking about people who write about an activity that burns less calories than chewing, here goes…

Read the Halo review here...

If Reality TV Shows Starred Video Game Characters

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:03:00 +0000

I usually hate reality tv shows, but I know that I would watch all of these! Check the rest out here!

If Nintendo Made Movies

noreply@blogger.com (GamerPaper) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:45:00 +0000

Check out the full article, here! We dare you!