tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:28:10 +0000storyJokelaughVisionhttp://gansoft.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)Blogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-5651837414654690910Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:42:00 +00002009-09-15T04:49:36.554-04:00IF and WHEN were friends. Every week they met and had lunch. Their conversation usually centered on all the things they were going to achieve. They both had many dreams and they loved to talk about them.This particular Saturday when they met, WHEN sensed that IF was not in a great mood. As usual they sat at the table reserved for them and ordered their lunch. Once they placed their order, WHEN http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/UPy7pl0MkIs/if-and-when.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2009/09/if-and-when.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-1056701384497147237Tue, 17 Mar 2009 07:12:00 +00002009-03-17T03:22:32.063-04:00JokelaughTEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria.______________________________________TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.______________________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/jxM0XhurjlE/time-to-laugh.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2009/03/time-to-laugh.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-8986735238570835245Tue, 10 Mar 2009 11:54:00 +00002009-03-10T07:57:27.356-04:00storyVisionThere was a millionaire who was bothered by severe eye pain. He consulted so many physicians and was getting his treatment done. He did not stop consulting galaxy of medical experts; he consumed heavy loads of drugs and underwent hundreds of injections. But the ache persisted with great vigour than before.At last a monk who has supposed to be an expert in treating such patients was called for by http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/QHGz6OnQaXc/change-our-vision.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2009/03/change-our-vision.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-8430903274419740601Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:48:00 +00002007-09-24T02:52:05.902-04:00A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,"This is the dumbest kid in the world। Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/AJGDbChEPfc/thats-intelligence.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2007/09/thats-intelligence.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-8946169745463540006Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:02:00 +00002007-07-18T02:07:49.816-04:00A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note। In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/YKzhtzX0HMk/know-your-value.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2007/07/know-your-value.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-14225236338965840Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:22:00 +00002007-02-23T00:29:51.360-05:00By Professor Richard Wiseman, University of HertfordshireA psychologist says he has discovered the answer: Ten years ago, I set out to examine luck. I wanted to know why some people are always in the right place at the right time, while others consistently experience ill fortune. I placed advertisements in national newspapers asking for people who felt consistently lucky or unlucky to contact http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/GqBD1dGCN18/why-do-some-people-get-all-luck-while.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2007/02/why-do-some-people-get-all-luck-while.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-9014791362127606460Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:09:00 +00002007-02-16T04:26:15.324-05:00Once upon a time there was a race of frogs. The goal was to reach the top of a high tower. Many people gathered to see and support them.The race began.In reality, the people probably didn’t believe that it was possible that the frogs reached the top of the tower, and all the phrases that one could here were of this kind : "What pain !!! They’ll never make it!"The frogs began to resign, except forhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/r-sW4a1ggKk/allegory-of-frog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2007/02/allegory-of-frog.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-8311078162490173721Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:34:00 +00002007-01-30T04:45:45.617-05:00There was a Saint Ramdev. During his life time he had traveled almost all the world. He had lot of pupil (disciple) also. When he was about to leave this world, all of his disciple came to near him. One of his disciple namely Hari Ram asked him – “Gurudev, we have learned a lot of things from you, but we are not aware who was your Guru.” Gurudev smiled and said – “I had lot of gurus. I have http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/RZRvA2duMeE/learning-from-everyone.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2007/01/learning-from-everyone.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-116159886808267770Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:14:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.946-04:00One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal criedpiteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure outwhat to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/QX89FhUmPdM/troubles-as-stepping-stone.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2006/10/troubles-as-stepping-stone.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-115795926108477474Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:15:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.884-04:00This is a story from India during the colonial days. Most of the villagers of the village worked as peasants for the village landlord and got a very small share of the crops and a token money in return for the hard work they put all day in the field.One year the village witnessed one of the severest droughts ever. The crop failed and the villagers did not get anything in return from the landlord.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/jA-w3iS3LqY/cow-and-merchant.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2006/09/cow-and-merchant.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-115313090472498617Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:05:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.815-04:00Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content. One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while A lowly servant had so much joy. The King asked the servant, " Why are you so happy?" The man replied, " Your Majesty, http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/lj-Fopvt7DQ/r-u-in-99-club.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2006/07/r-u-in-99-club.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-114801724114481020Fri, 19 May 2006 05:38:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.750-04:00An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.The Father asked his Son, "What is this?" The Son replied "It is a crow".After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?" The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".After a little while, the old Father again http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/9UXTlJnJm_8/how-do-we-behave-with-our-parents.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2006/05/how-do-we-behave-with-our-parents.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-112954691783340275Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:00:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.693-04:00The Monk’s MethodTwo monks were praying, walking and talking as they do all day long. The junior monk said to the senior monk. "I'm surprised you're allowed to smoke while walking around and praying here in the monastery my dear brother. When I joined the monastery I asked our Head Monk about smoking and his answer was a resounding no. How come you are able to smoke with no problem? The senior http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/CRw5PWmKpe8/how-to-ask-questions-to-get-results.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)3http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/10/how-to-ask-questions-to-get-results.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-112797493301601821Thu, 29 Sep 2005 06:16:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.634-04:00You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct marketing.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/4ekjWAAi-78/concepts-in-simple-ways.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)3http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/09/concepts-in-simple-ways.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-112746598902174617Fri, 23 Sep 2005 08:57:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.577-04:00This is a gift from my friend :-)http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/I00xjuZ9X7k/courage-fear.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)3http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/09/courage-fear.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-112728150536509131Wed, 21 Sep 2005 05:33:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.518-04:00An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family.He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire. They could get by.The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go and asked if he could build just one more house as a personalfavor. The http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/Uugmz_STphU/carpenters-house.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/09/carpenters-house.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-112721148486657252Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:16:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.458-04:00A lecturer was giving a lecture to his student on stress management.He raised a glass of water and asked the audience, "How heavy do you think this glass of water is?"The students' answers ranged from 20g to 500 gm."It does not matter on the absolute weight. It depends on how long you hold it.If I hold it for a minute, it is Ok. If I hold it for an hour, I will have an ache in my right arm.If I http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/yX9vtvIsDQY/put-glass-down.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/09/put-glass-down.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-112615683532548598Thu, 08 Sep 2005 05:18:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.391-04:00A water bearer in India had two large pots, each hung on the end of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots was perfectly made and never leaked. The other pot had a crack in it and by the time the water bearer reached his master's house it had leaked much of it's water and was only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/cp2x5JNx5ho/cracked-pot.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)2http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/09/cracked-pot.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-112418901232762979Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:34:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.323-04:00There are four friends from different country. They gathered in a place on a long weekend. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/A2OCNDa95lQ/mind-your-language.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)1http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/08/mind-your-language.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-112252541520939902Thu, 28 Jul 2005 04:36:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.257-04:00A group of working adults got together to visit their University lecturer. The lecturer was happy to see them. Conversation soon turnedinto complaints about stress in work and life.The Lecturer just smiled and went to the kitchen to get an assortment of cups - some porcelain, some in plastic, some in glass, some plainlooking and some looked rather expensive and exquisite.The Lecturer offered his http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/Roxz6DJhoi4/want-water-or-cups.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/07/want-water-or-cups.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-111925186734529517Mon, 20 Jun 2005 07:14:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.193-04:00“The first law of success is concentration - to bend all the energies to one point, and to go directly to that point, looking neither to the right or to the left.” -William MathewsThe more thought you invest in planning and setting priorities before you begin, the more important things you will do and the faster you will get them done once you get started. The more important and valuable the taskhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/847OgR-JYGM/practice-abc-method.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/06/practice-abc-method.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-111890308558269690Thu, 16 Jun 2005 06:24:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.138-04:00There were 4 professors of Psychology, waiting for a train to come. Just then the train arrived and all the 4 professors rushed inside, only to realize that the train will depart after an hour. While wait at the railway platform, sipping the cup of tea, they started a discussion and did not realize the time.One of the professors realized that the train has started moving and he ran and he caught http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/My2apsgYW7U/time-management.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/06/time-management.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-111881398247090695Wed, 15 Jun 2005 05:39:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.076-04:00A 10-year-old boy decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident. The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn't understand why, after three months of training the master had taught him only one move."Sensei," the boy finally said, "Shouldn't I be learning more moves?""This is the only move you http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/O_DxkiFG8G4/all-is-not-lost.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/06/all-is-not-lost.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-111829461762982548Thu, 09 Jun 2005 05:19:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:57.019-04:00Life is like a cup of coffee, Sometimes bitter, sometimes sweet, Important thing is who you drink it with."Niccolo Paganini, a colourful and gifted violinist of the nineteenth-century was standing before a packed house, playing through a difficult piece of music. A full orchestra surronded him with full support. Suddenly, one string on his violin snapped and hung gloriously down from his http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/45lx3BMZxAY/paganini-and-one-string.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/06/paganini-and-one-string.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12252853.post-111822524358934755Wed, 08 Jun 2005 09:43:00 +00002006-10-23T06:15:56.954-04:00Eagles were the symbol of almost all conquerors, be it Caesar or Hitler. The reason is !!Eagles fly alone at a high altitude and do not mix with sparrows or other smaller birds like geese. Birds of a feather flock together. No other bird goes to the height of the eagle. Eagles fly alone. Never in a flock. Even when Moses (Old Testament ) went to commune with God on the mountain, he left the crowdhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gandhiraj/~3/-w84y5NFnwE/7-principles-of-eagle.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gandhiraj)0http://gansoft.blogspot.com/2005/06/7-principles-of-eagle.html