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"Uită-te acolo!" strigă una dintre ele, "Ai văzut vreodată astfel de proşti, care merg pe jos, atunci când ar putea sa mearga pe magar mai comfortabil?"&lt;br /&gt;
Tatal, auzind asta, isi puse fiul pe magar si el continua sa mearga pe jos.&lt;br /&gt;
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Continuad drumul trec pe langa un grup de bătrâni foarte ocupati cu o dezbatere despre batranete. "Uita-te acolo!" a spus unul dintre ei, " dovedeşte ceea ce spuneam. Unde este respectul, datorat celor in varsta în aceste zile?. Nu vedeţi că tanarul calarareste magarul, în timp ce tatăl său trebuie să meargă pe jos? Da-te jos derbedeule  şi lăsa-ţi tatal sa calareasca!, striga unul dintre batrani. "&lt;br /&gt;
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La aceste vorbe Tatăl isi descăleca Fiul , şi se ridică el însuşi pe spatele magarului.&lt;br /&gt;
În acest mod ei nu au reusit sa mearga mult , ca intalnira un grup  de femei şi copii. &lt;br /&gt;
"De ce faci asa, lenes nesimtit? strigara mai multe voci simultan, "cum de poţi merge pe magar, în timp ce băiatul de abia poate ţine pasul cu tine?"&lt;br /&gt;
Atunci, tatatl isi lua si fiul pe magar.&lt;br /&gt;
Nu mai aveau mult pana sa ajunga in targ, cand un orasean care se ocupa de drepturile animalelor, ii apostrofa: "Nu va este rusine!!" Cum de va chinuiti animalul in felul asta? De ce nu il carati voi pe el? Voi sunteti 2 el este singur!&lt;br /&gt;
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Cei doi rusinati, coborara si luara magarul pe sus. &lt;br /&gt;
Intrand in targ, oameni vazandu-i cum isi cara magarul pe sus, incepura sa rada de ei si sa-i ridiculizeze.  Magarul incepu sa se sperie de zarava facuta si tot zbatandu-se cazu in raul din apropiere si se ineca.&lt;br /&gt;
Foarte dezamagiti si tristi cei 2 se intorsesera acasa pe jos, si pe drum tot discutand despre cele intamplate au ajus la concluzia ca incerca sa le faca pe plac tuturor , au reusit sa-i supere pe toti inclusiv pe ei insusi si in plus si-au pierdut si magarul.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tu reusesti sa-i multumesti pe cei din jurul tau? Dar pe tine?&lt;br /&gt;
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Profesorul: - Lebada porcului nu-i este prieten.&lt;br /&gt;
Studentul: - Bine, atunci eu am zburat.&lt;br /&gt;
Profesorul se supara si hotari sa-l pice la examen. Ii da cele mai grele intrebari, dar studentul raspunde foarte bine. La sfarsit, profesorul ii pune o ultima intrebare:&lt;br /&gt;
- Mergi pe drum si vezi doi saci: unul cu aur si unul cu minte. Pe care il alegi?&lt;br /&gt;
- Pe cel cu aur.&lt;br /&gt;
- Dar eu l-as lua pe cel cu minte.&lt;br /&gt;
- Asta pentru fiecare ce-i lipseste.&lt;br /&gt;
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- D-le profesor, ati semnat, dar nu mi-ati pus nota.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4009958902461292780-3368553166444225180?l=ganduri4descoperi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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- Paracetamol.&lt;br /&gt;
- Bravo,si la ce se foloseste?&lt;br /&gt;
- Pai la febra si dureri de cap.&lt;br /&gt;
Al doilea spune:&lt;br /&gt;
- Siropul de tuse.&lt;br /&gt;
- Bravo,si la ce se foloseste?&lt;br /&gt;
- Pai cand tusesti.&lt;br /&gt;
Bula, care se afla printre elevii din clasa se ridica si zice:&lt;br /&gt;
- VIAGRA.&lt;br /&gt;
Invatatoarea uimita intreaba:&lt;br /&gt;
- Bula,de unde ai invatat tu cuvantul asta? Si la ce foloseste acest "medicament"?&lt;br /&gt;
- Pai.... stiti... la diaree...&lt;br /&gt;
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- Pai in fiecare seara o aud pe mama zicandu-i lui tata:&lt;br /&gt;
- Mai ia si tu o VIAGRA, poate se mai intareste cacatul ala!...:D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4009958902461292780-1302838760970589914?l=ganduri4descoperi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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- Iubitule, ce bine-mi pare ca m-ai sunat. Fac orice pentru tine. &lt;br /&gt;
- Chiar orice, orice? - Desigur, pentru asta ma aflu aici. &lt;br /&gt;
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- Acuzat, recunosti acest cutit? &lt;br /&gt;
- Da, domnule judecator. &lt;br /&gt;
- Insemna ca marturisesti crima. &lt;br /&gt;
- Nu marturisesc nimic. Dar mi-l aratati pentru a patra oara. E normal sa-l recunosc!...:))&lt;br /&gt;
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-Sa ma pupi in fund!&lt;br /&gt;
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-Afara! tipa judecatorul, ridicandu-se in picioare si batand cu putere din ciocan.&lt;br /&gt;
-Nuuu!Aici,sa vada toata lumea!, zice betivul...:))&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4009958902461292780-5183443579036289755?l=ganduri4descoperi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Ies amandoi afara, foarte suparati si hotarati sa-si descarce amarul pe nesimtitul care a avut tupeul sa se ciocneasca de el....Nu mare le fu mirarea sa descopere ca amandoi lucrau la aceiasi sectie de politie...si in timp ce verificau pagubele unul dintre ei zice:&lt;br /&gt;
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- Cred ca seful o sa ne dea un premiu!!!&lt;br /&gt;
-De ce ma!?&lt;br /&gt;
-Pentru ca am ajuns PRIMII la locul accidentului!..:))&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4009958902461292780-8001125200231913506?l=ganduri4descoperi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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- Unde e mama?&lt;br /&gt;
- Mama e la maternitate.&lt;br /&gt;
- Si tata?&lt;br /&gt;
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- Tata a plecat la Roma să stin...gă nu știu ce lumânare...:D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4009958902461292780-7678918306126703551?l=ganduri4descoperi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Gradinarul ii primea si ii invata cu bucurie, iar discipolii sai reuseau dupa un timp sa cultive plante la fel de frumoase si de sanatoase ca si ale maestrului lor.&lt;br /&gt;
Intr-o zi a venit la el un tinar foarte dornic sa invete arta gradinaritului. Batranul l-a primit, l-a pus intr-o grupa de incepatori si s-au apucat de treaba. Cu totii munceau cu spor si voie buna, iar dupa o vreme au inceput sa apara primele rezultate. Micile plantute care se iveau din pamint erau la fel de frumoase si de sanatoase ca si cele ale gradinarului, cu o singura exceptie. Plantele ingrijite de tinarul nostru pareau bolnave si neajutorate.&lt;br /&gt;
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Desi atat gradinarul cit si tinarul le acordau o atentie speciala, rasadurile o duceau din ce in ce mai prost pe zi ce trecea.&lt;br /&gt;
Intrigat, batranul a luat o torta si s-a furisat linga stratul respectiv dupa apusul soarelui, asezindu-se la pinda. Nu mult dupa miezul noptii el a zarit o silueta in intuneric apropiindu-se de strat. A aprins torta si a sarit din ascunzis surprinzindu-l pe hot. Mare a fost mirarea batranului cind a vazut ca cel prins era chiar discipolul, care nelinistit de evolutia plantelor sale venea in fiecare noapte sa verifice daca radacinile au mai crescut sau nu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Este intotdeauna gresit sa verificam evolutia, progresul? In care situatii este chiar recomandat sa verificam cat mai des progresul "rasadului"?&lt;br /&gt;
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- Hai, fa-ma sa ma simt ca o femeie. Barbatul se gindeste putin, isi dezbraca camasa si pantalonii, le arunca pe jos si spune: &lt;br /&gt;
- Hai, spal-le si calca-le. &lt;br /&gt;
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- Cine este acest barbat? De ce sta pe insula si se comporta astfel, intreaba pasagerul pe capitan?&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu stiu, zice capitanul, insa de cate ori trecem pe langa aceasta insula se bucura foarte mult ca ne vede si saluta cu HELP...PPPPPPPPPP!&lt;br /&gt;
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- Maica stareta, am fost violata de catre hot, ce sa fac?&lt;br /&gt;
- Bea o cana mare de pelin fara zahar si cu 2 picaturi de apa, ii raspunde aceasta.&lt;br /&gt;
- Si-mi voi recapata cinstea si puritatea, voi fi iar ca inainte?&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu, dar iti va disparea satisfactia de pe chip.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Ma iubesc doi barbati si mie imi place de amandoi. Nu stiu pe care sa-l aleg. Spune-mi cine din ei va fi norocosul?&lt;br /&gt;
Vrajitoarea pune cartile, apoi se uita atent la ea si spune:&lt;br /&gt;
- Cel ce va avea noroc va fi Gheorghe.... te vei casatori cu Florin.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Atentie, companie! Cui ii place muzica, sa faca doi pasi in fata?&lt;br /&gt;
Vreo trei soldati proaspat intrati in armata se misca inainte.&lt;br /&gt;
- Foarte bine, zice capitanul! Aveti de carat acasa pianul colonelului!&lt;br /&gt;
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-Veniti repede, hoti mi-au &amp;nbsp;vandalizat masina si mi-au furat tot: casetofon, scaune, &amp;nbsp;volan....tot...!!!&lt;br /&gt;
-Linistiti-va domnisoara, ajungem imediat!&lt;br /&gt;
Nu trec 5 minute si domnisoara blonda suna iar la politie:&lt;br /&gt;
-Ma scuza-ti, intrasem in portbagaj....&lt;br /&gt;
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− Eu ieri in padure am strans 3 caldari cu ciuperci pentru mama soacra…..La care Ion:&lt;br /&gt;
− Si daca sunt otravitoare? iar Gheorghe:&lt;br /&gt;
− Cum adica "daca"?&lt;br /&gt;
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Inspectorul intra in restaurant, se aseaza la o masa. Chelnerul, avertizat de seful de sala care-l recunoscuse, se prezinta prompt pentru a lua comanda; fara sa-si decline identitatea, inspectorul il intreaba:&lt;br /&gt;
- Am auzit ca la restaurantul asta se serveste absolut orice fel de mancare, asa e?&lt;br /&gt;
- Ati auzit bine domnule, puteti verifica.&lt;br /&gt;
- Bine, adu-mi atunci o conserva din cur de elefant!&lt;br /&gt;
Chelnerul baigui un "imediat domnule", apoi pleca speriat sa-l anunte pe seful de sala de ciudata comanda a inspectorului. Seful de sala nu se pierdu cu firea, cugeta cateva clipe si apoi ii spuse chelnerului:&lt;br /&gt;
- Du-te la ghena de gunoi, ia de acolo o conserva goala, incearca sa o inchizi cat mai bine, si du-i-o. Chelnerul se executa, inspectorul deschide cutia si observa ca e goala:&lt;br /&gt;
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- Aha! Iti bati joc de mine? Am comandat conserva din cur de elefant si tu imi aduci o cutie goala?&lt;br /&gt;
Sa vina seful de sala!&lt;br /&gt;
Seful de sala se prezinta pentru a incerca sa rezolve nemultumirea clientului care ii spune:&lt;br /&gt;
- Chelnerul asta e un nesimtit si isi bate joc de mine! Am comandat o conserva din cur de elefant si mi-a adus o cutie goala.&lt;br /&gt;
Seful de sala examineaza cutia goala si exclama compatimitor:&lt;br /&gt;
- Vai ce ghinion aveti domnule! Ati nimerit fix gaura!&lt;br /&gt;
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- Mai, barbate! Mai barbate! Mancare buna ai?&lt;br /&gt;
- Am!&lt;br /&gt;
- Haine curate ai?&lt;br /&gt;
- Am!&lt;br /&gt;
- Aseara ti-a placut?&lt;br /&gt;
- Mi-a placut!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rX4Bs9JvhYo/TTKf668-iFI/AAAAAAAABOE/ljXriDgefIs/s1600/inele.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="150" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rX4Bs9JvhYo/TTKf668-iFI/AAAAAAAABOE/ljXriDgefIs/s200/inele.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;- Da' alalta-seara ti-a placut?&lt;br /&gt;
- Si inca cum!&lt;br /&gt;
- Pai cum crezi tu ca se invata toate astea, la fara frecventa?!&lt;br /&gt;
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- Voi painea o mancati toata?&lt;br /&gt;
Romanul raspunde, prost dispus:&lt;br /&gt;
- Evident.&lt;br /&gt;
Francezul facand un balon cu guma:&lt;br /&gt;
- Noi nu. In Franta mancam doar miezul. Coaja o adunam intr-un tomberon, o reciclam, o transformam in croissant si o vindem in Romania, continua, cu o strambatura insolenta.&lt;br /&gt;
Romanul pastreaza tacerea. Francezul insista:&lt;br /&gt;
- Voi puneti marmelada pe paine?"&lt;br /&gt;
Romanul:&lt;br /&gt;
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- Evident.&lt;br /&gt;
Francezul, intorcand guma intre dinti si ranjind,zice:&lt;br /&gt;
- Noi nu. In Franta, la micul dejun, noi mancam fructe proaspete, dar punem toate cojile si ramasitele intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, facem marmelada si o vindem in Romania.Atunci, romanul intreaba:&lt;br /&gt;
- Voi francezii faceti sex?&lt;br /&gt;
- Bine-nteles! raspunde francezul cu un zambet imens.&lt;br /&gt;
- Si ce faceti cu prezervativele folosite?" continua sa intrebe romanul.&lt;br /&gt;
- Le aruncam, bine-nteles.&lt;br /&gt;
- Noi nu, conchide romanul. In Romania, le strangem intr-un tomberon, le reciclam, le transformam in guma de mestecat si le vindem in Franta.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tatal îl pune pe genunchi si începe sa-i explice aratând exemple:&lt;br /&gt;
Fii atent copilas, eu aduc banu în casa, deci eu sunt CAPITALISMUL.Mama are grija de bani, deci ea este GUVERNUL. Bunicul tau are grija ca totul sa fie în regula, deci el este SINDICATUL.Babysitterul nostru este CLASA MUNCITOARE si cu totii muncim ca Tu, POPORUL sa te simti bine si sa nu-ti lipseasca nimic.Iar Fratiorul tau de câteva luni este VIITORUL nostru comun.Copilasul retine tot ce a auzit si merge la culcare. În timpul noptii se trezeste ca fratiorul lui a facut caca în scutec si plânge.&lt;br /&gt;
Se ridica si vrea sa-i zica mamei ce se întîmpla, dar asta doarme atît de adînc ca nu reuseste s-o trezeasca.Intra sa-i spuna babysitterului dar tatal lui tocmai se hîrjonea cu ea în pat în timp ce bunicul lui tragea cu ochi ul prin fereastra.Nimeni nu-l observa, asa ca merge înapoi în pat.Ziua urmatoare tatal lui întreaba daca poate sa spuna cu propriile cuvinte ce înseamna politica.Copilasul îsi aminteste de cele vazute noaptea si raspunde:&lt;br /&gt;
Politica este cînd CAPITALISMUL profita de CLASA MUNCITOARE în timp ce SINDICATUL priveste neputincios. GUVERNUL doarme, nimeni nu baga în seama POPORUL, iar VIITORUL nostru este în cacat.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; Se trezeste un tip intr-o dimineata cu dureri ingrozitoare de burta si cu diaree. Sta ce sta, vede ca nu ii mai trece si se duce disperat la cea mai apropiata farmacie. Explica farmacistei problema, aceasta ii da un medicament si pleaca. Se intoarce dupa 10 minute:&lt;br /&gt;
- Doamna, va rog frumos, nu mai rezist, da-ti-mi altceva. Nu a avut nici un efect. am si eu serviciu, familie...&lt;br /&gt;
Farmacista: - Dom'le, eu va dau, dar sa stiti ca e un medicament foarte puternic, s-ar putea sa dati in extrema cealalata.&lt;br /&gt;
Tipul disperat: - Nu conteaza...macar sa-mi treca !&lt;br /&gt;
Cumpara medicamentul, pleaca acasa, se intoarce dupa 15 minute, vanat la fata cu o disperare din ce in ce mai mare in priviri.&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu mai suport, fac tot timpul pe mine, trebuie sa ajung la serviciu, am sotie acasa, am copii de crescut. Fac acasa, fac pe strada...si in momentul asta fac pe mine...Nu mai pooot !!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
La coada la farmacie era o baba...&lt;br /&gt;
Baba: - Va spun eu ce sa luati pentru asta: Xanax.&lt;br /&gt;
Tipul catre baba: - Sunteti sigura ? Acela este pentru altceva...&lt;br /&gt;
Baba: - Sunt foarte sigura. Ia tot tubul o data si asa isi va face efectul imediat.&lt;br /&gt;
Farmacista ii da, ii mai da si un pahar cu apa, ia tot tubul si pleaca.&lt;br /&gt;
Trece un sfert de ora, trece o ora, trec 7, tipul nu se mai intoarce.&lt;br /&gt;
Se termina programul la farmacie, pleaca farmacista si cand iese il vede pe tip rezemat de un stalp la cativa metrii de farmacie. Curioasa, se duce si-l intreaba:&lt;br /&gt;
-Ati rezolvat problema? V-a trecut?&lt;br /&gt;
La care tipul, foarte calm, ii raspunde:&lt;br /&gt;
- Nu, dar nu-mi mai pasa.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rX4Bs9JvhYo/TQcrjuLiJzI/AAAAAAAABKA/z-4eDVDa8u4/s1600/Craciun+si+An+Nou+fericit.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="181" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rX4Bs9JvhYo/TQcrjuLiJzI/AAAAAAAABKA/z-4eDVDa8u4/s200/Craciun+si+An+Nou+fericit.png" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Minunatele nopti ale Craciunului, colindelor si datinilor stramosesti sa va gaseasca la ceas de bucurie alaturi de oaspetii cei dragi. Va doresc tot binele, gandurile bune si curate sa va insoteasca pretutindeni, fericirea si succesul sa va fie mereu alaturi!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Pe vremuri oamenii aveau cruce de lemn si inima de aur. Acum au cruce de aur si inima de lemn.Fie ca sfanta sarbatoare sa readuca aurul in sufletele noastre. Sa aveti parte numai de lumina in inima si gand. Sarbatori fericite.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Reteta pentru un an bun Se iau 12 luni si se curata foarte bine de amaraciune,mandrie, ura, invidie, frica, irascibilitate si stres. Se imparte fiecare luna in 28-31 zile, dupa caz,astfel ca proviziile sa ajunga exact 1 an! Fiecare zi se prepara separat: 1 parte munca, 1 parte liniste, 1 parte umor. Se mai adauga 3 linguri optimism, 1 lingurita toleranta, un praf de bun simt si... o picatura de speranta! Peste aluatul astfel obtinut se toarna apoi dragoste din belsug... Preparatul gata facut se aseaza pe farfurie si se impodobeste cu frunzulite de curaj si incredere in sine. Se serveste zilnic, cu bucurie, alaturi de ceasca de cafea din fiecare dimineata! Prezenta reteta nu se compenseaza, ea este gratuita si se transmite liber de la om la om, insotita de urarea: Un An Nou darnic si bun, Sanatate Deplina, Fericire Maxima si Abundenta Absoluta!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Miros de brad, parfum de flori, bat in ferestre uratori, clipesc pe cer mii de culori, fiti fericiti de sarbatori, acum si’n anii urmatori!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Fie ca lumina care a vestit venirea Pruncului sa iti lumineze aceste sarbatori, aducandu-ti bucurie, fericire si implinirea tuturor dorintelor!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Craciun fericit, mult noroc mai departe si un an mai bun, mai bogat si mai frumos decat toti care au fost!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;E cumpana dintre ani! Sa privim inapoi cu iertare, inainte cu speranta, in jos cu intelegere, si in sus cu recunostinta! Un An Nou plin de bucurii si impliniri! La multi ani!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Pe la colturi unii spun, ca exista Mos Craciun Ca i-ai scris si c-o sa vina Sa-ti aduca in pumni lumina Langa brad si langa foc Sa-ti aduca mult noroc !&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Va doresc ca sarbatorile de iarna sa va aduca sanatate si fericire, implinirea tutror dorintelor si sanatate celor dragi. La multi ani!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Fie ca steaua Craciunului sa-ti lumineze viata, sa-ti aduca sanatate, fericire si numai bucurii!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Imi doresc cu ardoare de Craciun, si in toate clipele vietii mele, sa am in preajma, cu trup si suflet sau macar cu gandul, persoane fericite, iar tu, oricine ai fi, esti una dintre acestea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Lasati o parte din lumina artificiilor aprinse in noaptea anului Nou sa va lumineze. Fie ca anul care vine sa fie pentru voi o punte spre ceva mai bun, mai luminos. La Multi Ani!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Nu iti doresc ca Noul An sa iti aduca in dar indeplinirea tuturor viselor, ci sa ai puterea de a le face fata atunci cand se vor implini. Sa ai parte de tot ce e mai bun in viata!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Sufletul tau sa vibreze in armonie si pace, iubirea sa te primeasca in bratele-i pline de caldura si duiosie, iar norocul sa te urmeze oriunde…Anul ce a venit sa te ajute sa descoperi minunea unei vieti implinite…La Multi Ani!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Primeste in inima speranta, in suflet iertare si iubire, pe buze dragoste, in ochi bunatate, intinde-ti mainile sa imbratise-zi icoana NASTERII DOMNULUI si vei afla FERICIREA CRACIUNULUI! Craciun fericit pentru toti cei dragi!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;La multi ani cu veselie, sanatate pe vecie, casa plina de bucate, dragoste pe saturate, bani la greu, noroc cu carul, ce doriti si sus paharul!&lt;br /&gt;
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Aceste Urari si multe aletele le poti gasi in Gadget-ul de mai jos.&lt;br /&gt;
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Codul pentru acest Gadget il poti gasi aici: &lt;a href="http://blogasistent.blogspot.com/2010/12/urari-de-craciun-si-anul-nou-gadget.html" target="_blank"&gt;(Cod )&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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De Craciun, toata dragostea si bucuria pe care o daruiesti celorlalti se intoarce,in mod miraculos, inapoi. Cu cat daruiesti mai mult cu atat vei fi mai iubit. -John Greenleaf Whittier&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Crăciunul este o perioadă când ai dor de acasă - chiar dacă eşti acasă.- Carol Nelson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Depinde de tine dacă folosești anul nou ca frână sau motor. -Henry Ford&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Craciunul este perioada cand copiii ii spun Mosului ce doresc si adultii platesc. - Richard Lamm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Nimic nu este mai trist pe aceasta lume decat un om care se trezeste in dimineata ajunului si nu se comporta ca un copil. Erma Bombeck&lt;br /&gt;
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In loc sa fie timpul unui comportament neobisnuit, Craciunul este singura perioada a anului cand oamenii isi pot urma propriile impulsuri si isi pot exprima propriile sentimente, fara retineri. Craciunul, pe scurt, reprezinta sansa de a fi noi insine. -Francis C.Farley&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Din punct de vedere comercial, dacă nu ar fi existat Craciunul, ar fi fost o necesitate iminenta ca cineva să-l inventeze - Katharine Withehorn&lt;br /&gt;
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Fi în război cu viciile tale, la pace cu vecinii şi fiecare nou an să vă găsească un om mai bun. -Benjamin Franklin&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;De Anul Nou zarea se lumineaza, umorul pierdut printre eşecuri se întoarce. Hotarasc sa ma opresc din a ma plange. - Leonard Bernstein&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Cel ce nu pastreaza Craciunul in sufletul sau, nu-l va gasi niciodata sub un brad de craciun. - Roy L.Smith&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;Mulţi oameni asteapta cu nerabdare Anul Nou pentru un nou început in vechile obiceiuri. - Necunoscut&lt;br /&gt;
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Citatele de mai sus cat si alte se regasesc in Gadgetul prezentat mai jos. &lt;a href="http://blogasistent.blogspot.com/2010/12/ciate-de-craciun-si-anul-nou-gadget.html"&gt;Aici (Cod Gadget)&lt;/a&gt;, gasesti codul necesar pentru a include acest Gadget pe Blogul sau Site-ul tau.&lt;br /&gt;
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La intoarcerea acasa, tatal l-a intrebat pe copil despre ceea ce crede in privinta experientei traite, iar acesta i-a spus:&lt;br /&gt;
Tata, a fost o experienta foarte buna.&amp;nbsp;Am invatat ca:&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;noi avem un caine, iar ei au patru caini,&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;noi avem o piscina fara pesti, iar ei au lacul intreg, care in plus are si pesti jucausi,&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;noi avem un acoperis luminos, iar ei au cerul cu stelele si luna,&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;noi avem o veranda si o gradina frumoase, iar ei au padurea intreaga,&amp;nbsp;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;noi trebuie sa mergem la restaurant pentru a manca, iar ei stiu sa-si gateasca manacarea acasa.&lt;/li&gt;
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Tatal sau incremeni la cele auzite, iar fiul incheie:&lt;br /&gt;
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Iti multumesc, tata, ca mi-ai aratat ce saraci suntem!&lt;br /&gt;
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Tu cum definesti Bogatia si Saracia? Care sunt criteriile pe care le folosesti pentru a determina daca tu sau altcineva este bogat(a) sau sarac(a)?&lt;br /&gt;
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Cand toti aveau cate o ceasca de ceai in mana profesorul le-a zis :&lt;br /&gt;
- Daca ati observat fiecare dintre voi a pus ceai in cate o ceasca scumpa si fina lasand cestile simple si ieftine goale pe masa.&amp;nbsp;E normal sa vreti ceea ce e mai bun in viata, dar tocmai asta e sursa problemelor si a stresului pe care il aveti zi de zi.&amp;nbsp;Nu conteaza ce ceasca ai ales, ceaiul are acelasi gust.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ceasca nu adauga nici o calitate ceailui. In cele mai multe cazuri o face doar sa fie mai scumpa sau in alte cazuri nu putem vedea ce e de fapt inauntru.&amp;nbsp;Ceea ce ati vrut voi de fapt a fost ceaiul, nu ceasca si totusi inconstient ati ales cele mai scumpe si bune cesti.&amp;nbsp;Si apoi ati inceput sa va uitati la ceasca celuilalt gandindu-va ca e mai frumoasa decat a voastra.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Viata e ca un CEAI bun.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Jobul, banii, cariera, masina, casa, hainele, pozitia in societate sunt CESTILE&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Doar ne ajuta sa ne traim viata, dar nu sunt VIATA.&amp;nbsp;Hainele pe care le avem, pozitia in societate si banii nu inseamna viata.&amp;nbsp;Doar ne ajuta sa traim viata. Nu definesc ceea ce inseamna viata. Din contra majoritatea oamenilor care au mult, sunt invidiosi pe altii care au mai mult si nu reusesc sa se bucure de ceea ce au.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cateodata concentrandu-ne doar pe ceasca, uitam sa savuram ceaiul.&amp;nbsp;Savurati ceaiul, nu cestile!&lt;br /&gt;
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Cei mai fericiti oameni nu sunt cei care au cele mai multe lucruri. Cei mai feiriciti oameni stiu sa se bucure cat mai mult de ceea ce au, acolo unde au, in momentul prezent. Ei fac viata sa fie frumoasa.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pentru tine ce a contat cel mai mult pana acum? "Ceaiul" sau "Ceasca"? Dar pe viitor ce va fi mai important pentru tine?&lt;br /&gt;
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