The NEWer Gapage!

Gapage 057: Another MMPR Love Story

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Mon, 15 Aug 2022 18:26:00 +0000

Ken tries to apologize for the loss of Gapage 056, reportedly their best episode ever, and then hijacks this one because the cookie kicked in. Apologies to Brent, the live studio audience, and listeners hoping for a long overdue proper Gapage.

Gapage 055: Off With Their Heads!

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Sat, 21 Nov 2020 21:08:00 +0000

Once again, the stars are misaligned. Brent's super saturation with news leads to an intense discussion on religion, minority rights, Quebec's ban on religious symbols, Black Lives Matter, home schooling and more, ending with a disagreement over who won, even though Ken graciously called it a tie. As usual, Ken fills in Brent's gaps.

Gapage 054: Byebye Bachelor Brent

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Fri, 07 Aug 2020 14:14:00 +0000

Brent's been wanting to do an all about Brent episode since we started, so here he is, the new and improved Brent, talking about his upcoming marriage. I just hope he treats Brandy better than he treats his cat! Ken gets a few words in too when Brent remembers to ask how he is.

Gapage 053: Covidified

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Sat, 09 May 2020 04:15:00 +0000

Brent is back for this episode, but showed no signs of wanted to be unfired. It took almost the entire hour before were ready to offend friends, and then as usual Brent played the nice guy card to make Ken look like the nasty one. Much of this resembled a normal conversation.

Gapage 052: Moving Right Along!

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 16:21:00 +0000

iRivers, treasures from the pioneer days of podcasting!

This episode introduces guest host Tim Carr of The Midnight Owl, a member of the Not After 30 Podcast network. Unfortunately, Ken found no reason to be nasty to the newbie, but it was still a decent conversation. Very happy to have Tim, and others to come, play in our amateur podcasting sandbox/soundbox.

Gapage 051: Fresh Start

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Sat, 07 Dec 2019 03:18:00 +0000

After repeated failure to make any effort to podcast, there were no other options left: I fired Brent! The good news is help was close by, and within hours he was replaced. Listen in to meet Penelope, who to her credit is quite forgiving of Brent. Topics include family, pets, clothing, make up and of course religion. The flow is surprisingly easy, so let's see what the future has in store for us (besides no afterlife).

Gapage 050: Dragging It Out

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Fri, 08 Nov 2019 13:33:00 +0000

After 10 long years, Gapage finally hits the 50 milestone! Unfortunately, Brent was ill-prepared and indifferent, so Ken had to take up most of the slack, again. On the plus side, Brent talked about his engagement to Brandy, and promises to give some exciting incites and stories about weddings on our next episode, sometime in 2020.

Meanwhile, you can hear Scarborough Dude interviewed on the Not After 30 podcast series, Podlife 10.
And if you want more, you can also hear Scarborough Dude talk about Abbey Road on In Your Earholes Podcast.
Almost forgot - you can also SEE the Scarborough Dude on his NEW Museum Bar YouTube series!

Gapage 049: Thin Head, Thick Skin

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Sun, 12 May 2019 17:59:00 +0000

In this long awaited episode of the NEW Gapage podcast, listeners will once again hear more than you could ever possibly want about the new and improved Brent Morris, and disappointingly little about Ken, at least until near the end, when he lets loose with some not quite so good natured mean-spiritedness.

Brent's Episode Rating: OK
Ken's Episode Rating: Fuck you if you think it's just OK!

Note: Due to ongoing sponsorship negotiations, Mark Blevis is not mentioned in this episode.

Gapage 048: Podcamp Toronto

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Mon, 25 Feb 2019 14:25:00 +0000

Brent tries his best to look contrite

Ken and Brent patch together some time during Podcamp Toronto to record a long awaited episode of Gapage! Ken pretends to apologize for chastising Brent and Brent pretends to be contrite.
Is this the New Beat movement?

Gapage 047 - Gapage GOLD2!!

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 13:33:00 +0000

You asked for it - we got it! You heard the boys before Anthony's 50th party, now hear them after! This is the real thing, unedited! This hour of non-stop late nite talk is guaranteed worth twice what you paid! Bonus Bonus: we break in a new intern! Hear Brent's thoughts on Creator Camp 2019! More advice Ken needs but won't heed! Sound bites from Janis the cat! Sentences you'll never hear on any other podcast! From Hamilton, with love - listen up!

Gapage 046 - Gapage GOLD!!

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 02:27:00 +0000

Ken and Brent take the NEW Gapage podcast to an entirely new level! We bring you Gapage GOLD!! Note: Only listeners will hear what we have to say!

Music:
The Golden Horn - The Dave Brubeck Quartet - Take Five - The Best of the Dave Brubeck Quartet

Gapage 045 - CampFire Placeholder

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Mon, 22 Oct 2018 02:44:00 +0000

Ken and Brent meet up at CampFire 2018, but make very little effort to record an episode of Gapage. This is really just a placeholder, but we'll call it #45 anyway to show how much we don't care.

Music: Boom Chika Boom

Gapage 044 - Brent's Last Dance With Mary Jane

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Tue, 10 Jul 2018 01:11:00 +0000

The most exciting part of the podcast captured in this photo!

Gapage 044, recorded LIVE before a studio audience at Redchurch Cafe, Hamilton, Ontario for #MMPR2018, featuring none other than acclaimed hosts Ken and Brent! Part 1: Brent drops another bombshell, Ken fears their friendship is threatened. Part 2: Is gaming a gapage?

Gapage 043 - Big Scoop Edition!

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Fri, 01 Jun 2018 15:54:00 +0000

Phog Lounge Urinal

In this episode, over 4 months in the making, Brent makes Headline News! More talk on political correctness, Rules of the Rock, #MMPR, Rosanne fired, Canada-US trade war, the scary real Handmaid's Tale, gaming, the joy of music, regular Jason's intro, podcasting history, Rock Log, the slowness of Brent's maturing, Brent dodges a bullet, no gossip, ephemeral creativity, getting high, kinds of hashish, legalizing weed...

Gapage 042: micropoliticalaggressioncorrectness

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Sat, 20 Jan 2018 17:50:00 +0000

In spite of continued audio disabilities, Ken and Brent make more than a half-hearted attempt to discuss issues of the day from a Toronto perspective. 2018 is the year of Gapage!

Topics: microaggression; gay serial killer; little girl's big lie; fake diversity; atheist bullying; nice ass; metoo; political incorrectness; Podcamp Toronto

Gapage041: no more 'R' word

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Tue, 02 Jan 2018 02:35:00 +0000

Ken and Brent are back at it, this time discussing such serious topics as Racism, Ableism, Transphobia, Islamophobia and Microaggression. Guess who comes across as more enlightened.

Gapage040: Live from #MMPR17!

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Thu, 13 Jul 2017 17:45:00 +0000

Ken and Brent pull off a doozie of a podcast at #MMPR17, with minimal heckling from the Pleasant Phucker live audience.

Shownotes? You don't need no fricken shownotes!

Gapage039: Bozos on Beaus

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Sat, 13 May 2017 22:15:00 +0000

Long time listener Jason Reese

Unfortunately, the detailed shownotes for this episode were lost in a fire which was later eaten by a dog.

Gapage038: Party Time - Again!

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 22:12:00 +0000

Long time listener Jason Reese

Unfortunately, the detailed shownotes for this episode were chewed up by a dog which was later lost in a fire.

Gapage037: Friendship & Death

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Mon, 13 Mar 2017 15:45:00 +0000

Ken and Brent are back at it again, hot on the heals of their last podcast, tic tac toeing from topic to topic. Brent learns how to eat pistachios, owns up to comedic timing failures, but discerning listeners should find it an entertaining episode nonetheless. Find out who gets toasted this week...

Gapage036: Party Time!

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Wed, 08 Mar 2017 01:45:00 +0000

Brent's Authentic Clown Horn

Once again, Ken and Brent get together, this time to celebrate the launch of the NEW Gapage podcast! Join us for a review of the latest beer selections from Beau's Brewery, hear Brent's horn imitation, find out who is deserving of our toast! We say nice things about @cinn48 Candice, but most others don't fare as well. Ken tries his best to teach Brent to drink responsibly. Brent anoints Scarborough Dude the Jimmy Buffet of... (listen and find out)

Potential Sponsors: Left Field Brewery

Gapage035: Equal But Different

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Tue, 24 Jan 2017 15:57:00 +0000

Yes we've already used this picture but no one sent us a new one

Brent hosts the first Gapage of 2017 at his luxurious new suburban home, serving only craft beer to compliment Ken's fine herbs, resulting in their best episode this year! Topics include Uber, Gay Pride Parade, which Jason/Jasen is which, who's on what, and probably even more, I forget.

Music:
Yours Truly, The Commuter, by Jason Lytle

Gapage034: No God? No Job!

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:48:00 +0000

Ken and Brent attend a service at West Hill United to hear Gretta Vosper, and talk a bit about that and then other things...

Music:
Babel - Mumford & Sons

Gapage033: Black Lives Matter

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Fri, 15 Jul 2016 18:49:00 +0000

On this episode of Gapage, Ken and Brent take on a topic neither of them are entirely comfortable talking about, but feel the need to.

Music:
Good Fight - Dr. Meaker - Dirt & Soul

Gapage032: Free Range Podcasting

closetgeekshow@gmail.com (Ken & Brent) — Sun, 29 May 2016 22:14:00 +0000

Ken and Brent find a new Scarborough park to continue their engaging conversation. And the hits just keep on comin!